Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Cactuar King]

The boys at Running Shine give our boy Bob a shout out.

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"It's very cool but I always wondered why Link has a dark version of himself in the first place. Is he like some youtube reviewer?"

They do good work at Running Shine and they don't even have a patreon. Give 'em a try.

Speaking of references to Bob, I caught this trailer last night.

Here's hoping Bob gets mainstream, I wanna see more people clowning on him.

 

[Creep3r]

Am I right in thinking that those are cut up apples in the saucepan in the top picture?

It looks to be onions.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Outback is stupid expensive and the quality isn't worth it (if they cut their prices by about 25% I'd think it was worth it) and Olive Garden is okay, but it's pricy for what they give you (it's basically the McDonald's of Italian cuisine). My point was trashy people like Bob from suburbs or small towns think places like that are fine dining and they are emphatically not. Don't know what you guys up there have to compare it to.

Olive Garden is basically MomChow. Super-carby, and there's usually enough to take leftovers home. "See, honey? It may be expensive but we're getting two meals here..." Any decent sized metro area has a mom and pop Italian restaurant that sells better food for less money.

Speaking of references to Bob, I caught this trailer last night.

Here's hoping Bob gets mainstream, I wanna see more people clowning on him.

Ditto. It's not like you'd have to change Bob's behavior all that much to make him a cartoony villain or spoiled brat.

Movies like this are why Bob wants to call himself Gen-X. He wants to pretend he was the 80s version of Ralphie from A Christmas Story because 80s Nostalgia is in right now and because the NES was his jam. But Bob was barely out of diapers when the NES came out in N. America in 1985. Bob was an early 90s kid and he's upset that his generation will be known for Mrs. Doubtfire, pogs, and those awful fashions on Saved By the Bell. I can't wait for 90's Nostalgia to peak so we can laugh at all the crap that Bob used to think was cool.

 

[UserAccess]

While we're talking about food, I'd better serve this while it's hot:
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It's like time-lapsed decomposition. You know? Like when they speed up footage of a dead animal in the woods?

Between the diet and living in their filthy hovel, I'm starting to think Chris burns through his sick days by March and starts abusing FMLA. Those are unpaid. It's starting to make sense why he's always crying poverty as an engineer.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I like Peter Dinklage, but has anyone thought he wasn't a star? He was a major character in one of the most popular shows on tv (until its 8th season), I can't imagine that there are a lot of people who are unaware of the man.

Bob simps for the matrix because its self referential and irreverent, that means its smart. I was never a huge fan of the first Matrix, and the fact they're still making them blows my mind.

Also, popular writer in the manosphere is like being the fattest concentration camp prisoner.

 

[BoomerSperg1922]

I like Peter Dinklage, but has anyone thought he wasn't a star? He was a major character in one of the most popular shows on tv (until its 8th season), I can't imagine that there are a lot of people who are unaware of the man.

Bob simps for the matrix because its self referential and irreverent, that means its smart. I was never a huge fan of the first Matrix, and the fact they're still making them blows my mind.

Also, popular writer in the manosphere is like being the fattest concentration camp prisoner.

The first was popular because it was bullet time kino with good actors.

2-3 were shit. I hear 4 is shit, and I will never watch it but the thread here wasn't complimentary.

Also I had to google Peter Dinklage. I assume anyone else who didn't watch GoT has no idea who he is. If you had posted a picture of him I would have been 'oh, THAT midget.' Still wouldn't have known his name, though.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

A topic of interest is broached by a #ActuallyAutistic retard

https://twitter.com/the_moviebob/status/1476034783784357893

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lmao fuggin retard. Even lesser brother knew not to bring that up.
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and the likes for both of those
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How do you fail harder than lesser brother, Kevin?

Like Kurosawa, I Make Mad on Twitter: "I saw, I don't have an opinion…

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This fucking cuck deserves all that he has.

EDIT:
It is only now that I realize that Bob went out of his way to correct Lindsay in the most Bob way possible. She wasn't actually cancelled guys, even though that's what she calls it. She was bullied. He then finished strong by admitting that, yeah, it's the same thing. Ol Bobbyboi is still super pissed at her but knows he can do nothing without losing his good ally cred. What a horrific life he has made for himself, leaving himself in a position where he can't tell hotdog girl to eat shit.

Because deep down there Blobertus still holds out hope that one day Hot Dog Girl will abort his baby.

Bob's niece is overweight, if I recall correctly. Given the Chipman predisposition for obesity (well, maybe Chris and Bob), I don't have high hopes for his nephew unless the kid turns out to have athletic talent. Bob should worry more about that than the 'rona.

Chris's wife Sara isn't exactly a dainty lightweight herself...

I'd like to see him go 30 seconds on a heavy bag to see if he's worthy of calling himself a Bostonion. I have no ulterior motive other than to see if he gets a boxer's break like his brother. Anyway, I totally agree.

Outback is stupid expensive and the quality isn't worth it (if they cut their prices by about 25% I'd think it was worth it) and Olive Garden is okay, but it's pricy for what they give you (it's basically the McDonald's of Italian cuisine). My point was trashy people like Bob from suburbs or small towns think places like that are fine dining and they are emphatically not. Don't know what you guys up there have to compare it to.

I doubt he did even that because if the victim didn't somehow get knocked out on the way down Bob would receive the beating of his life. When you get attacked, I don't care about differences in size and strength: you're going to hit back because you're not thinking totally rationally at that point. I know this, because unlike Bob I've actually been in a couple fights in my life. Furthermore, in bars it's likely that SOMEONE saw what happened and they'll point out the real asshole in a hurry. Besides, the only kind of guy who'd sucker punch you like that obviously doesn't think HE can win, or else he wouldn't be doing pussy shit like kicking your stool over.

Sure, you may be an obsolete gym chud, but what can your puny muscles hope to do to Bob's robot body that he will receive in the Superiah Footchah?!?

 

[EnemyStand]

Sure, you may be an obsolete gym chud, but what can your puny muscles hope to do to Bob's robot body that he will receive in the Superiah Footchah?!?

Considering it's well established the elites will put him in a Roomba at best, I'd likely just use my puny muscles to put him in the closet when he's done cleaning my floor. I'll even buy a sex doll that looks just like his high school crush to jack off in to really piss off Roombob.

Also, lol at me being a gym chud. Maybe some day...

 

[JayHarrison]

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Anyone who is indeed "The Left" should believe that once economic inequality has been solved, "white supremacist terrorism" and "virus-worshipping death cult" (assuming it exists) will lose their raison d'etre. And the world will join hands and sing kumbaya to Mother Nature. "Priorities are a thing", and self-styled lefties who don't prioritize the class issue is not worthy of the name.

Moviebob again demonstrates the only tactic he employs when he's (correctly) called out as a bullshit artist is, literally, deflection.

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"Kill the filibuster".
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What the fuck to Chilean politics have to do with America's Electoral College, Bob? You're doing nothing but derailing the conversation.

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Peter Coffin elicits Bobby's genocidal, totalitarian nature, just by reciting some trite free-speech platitude:
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Moviebob's problem doesn't settle for imperfect allies. Moviebob never sees genuine allies. Moviebob sees people as means to his reprehensible ends, and absolutely nothing more. Cross Moviebob even once, and you go from person to a quote-unquote "person".

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I can already figure out what these three would say: The Purge films are a prophetic vision about how the MAGA ghouls will kill us all if we don't destroy them first.

Sounds about right... though I'm not sure about the MAGA squad wanting to eliminate Leftoid idiots like Moviebob and his ilk.

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Moviebob stroking his own overinflated ego... as per usual:

The only way Moviebob would ever be on the "right side of history" is if the word history is written on a wall and Bob's head is being used as a punctuation symbol.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I'd like to see him go 30 seconds on a heavy bag to see if he's worthy of calling himself a Bostonion. I have no ulterior motive other than to see if he gets a boxer's break like his brother. Anyway, I totally agree.

Outback is stupid expensive and the quality isn't worth it (if they cut their prices by about 25% I'd think it was worth it) and Olive Garden is okay, but it's pricy for what they give you (it's basically the McDonald's of Italian cuisine). My point was trashy people like Bob from suburbs or small towns think places like that are fine dining and they are emphatically not. Don't know what you guys up there have to compare it to.

I doubt he did even that because if the victim didn't somehow get knocked out on the way down Bob would receive the beating of his life. When you get attacked, I don't care about differences in size and strength: you're going to hit back because you're not thinking totally rationally at that point. I know this, because unlike Bob I've actually been in a couple fights in my life. Furthermore, in bars it's likely that SOMEONE saw what happened and they'll point out the real asshole in a hurry. Besides, the only kind of guy who'd sucker punch you like that obviously doesn't think HE can win, or else he wouldn't be doing pussy shit like kicking your stool over.

I suppose around here, the closest thing you could compare it to, is chains like Earl's (and maybe Ricky's has gotten to that point too by now, not sure - Ricky's at least used to be reasonable prices once upon a time). Earl's was borderline expensive last time I was there (it wasn't *too* expensive evidenced by the fact my granny would willingly pay for an entree there at the time - we tried going to a greek restaurant one time but granny noped the fuck out when she saw the cheapest menu item was like 25 dollars and the average menu entrees were closer to 35-45 dollars and that restaurant didn't last long but it wasn't a chain), and Earl's sorta I guess makes itself seem like it's pretending to be fine dining. The Applebee's equivalent would be like, Red Robin, Joe's Original, or White Spot (but those have decent food). I mean, fine dining it most assuredly is not, but with Red Robin it's freaking obvious. White Spot I think has unless it's a Triple 0 Burger location, absolutely likes to pretend it's fin(er) dining, what with the visible wine rack displays and whatnot. I think Bob would totally be taken in by the aesthetics and atmosphere at White Spot, though he might mistake it for a classier Dave and Buster's knockoff. Fun fact: White Spot started out more fast-foody and kinda evolved over the years to try to pretend to be more classy, and thus they used Triple O as the "fast food" side of the business. They even put Triple O burgers on BC ferry menus, which is a definite step up from the old standard burgers they used to have.

Maybe Bob saw someone else kick someone's stool out from under them and fantasized about himself doing that. Odd that he never mentioned the consequences of the alleged stool-kicking, or how many people he had to fend off Mr. Miyagi style, lol. If he merely witnessed it, the person who did it probably got their shit pushed in and Bob is just leaving that part out because that wouldn't make him look good to "admit" because there's no way Bob did that and got away scot-free.

 

[make_it_so]

"Kill the filibuster".

It's heartening to see Bob still gets some pushback on Twitter. Frankly I figured at this point all of the sane people had finally decided to ignore him.

 

[TowinKarz]

It's heartening to see Bob still gets some pushback on Twitter. Frankly I figured at this point all of the sane people had finally decided to ignore him.

And, if the Dems were to abolish it as their last act before the midterms, and they got annihilated at the polls?

You know as well as I that Bob would declare the lack of a filibuster to slow down the incoming Red Hoard a travesty, and injustice, Unconstitutional, and there needs to be an emergency order from the President or the USSC to bring it back, and if they refuse, then we need to kill Congress, unironically, to prevent the wrong kinds of people from benefiting from following the rules......

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"fighting homophobes like the OG Nazis", regardless whether you agree with LGBT ideology or not, or regardless of whether you think the priest who gives a sermon on gay sex being bad is literally Hitler, is just going to lead to us getting into another pointless Middle Eastern war in order to set up gay bars in Kabul. Because that went so well last time.

How Moviebob can take himself seriously while pushing for yet more Middle Eastern intervention in order to force Western degeneracy on a region that (with the exception of secular Jews in Tel Aviv) doesn't want it is completely beyond me.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

"Kill the filibuster".
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... More proof that this bovine fuck doesn't know shit about anything, and doesn't think beyond what his momentary hunger and horniness demands. If they change the system altogether, his perceived enemies will simply change strategies.

Also, off-topic rant here: If you really think Chile is solving anything by addressing stuff like "Dignity" and "Climate Change" in its brand new Bolivarian-style constitution, boy do I have a huge bridge to sell. Everybody who isn't sold into the globalist agenda (including some hard-left types, who at least know how the insights of how to run a country) is saying this is a surefire recipe for complete collapse and disaster for Chile in the long run. Why? Because they're not writing it thinking about sustaining a healthy economy, thus providing decent opportunities and keeping the system well-oiled and running. They just want their feel-good cummies then and there. They want the figurative "breaking of the wheel" and building a new one without the acumen or the knowledge of building a single thing. But hey, they protested and got hit by the local cops. That gives them enough experience to run a country and know what is good for everyone!

I mean, just look at a couple of the writers of the new Constitution:

This is the future they chose. And this is the future some idiots in good ol' Murrica want for themselves.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Moviebob again demonstrates the only tactic he employs when he's (correctly) called out as a bullshit artist is, literally, deflection.

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What the fuck to Chilean politics have to do with America's Electoral College, Bob? You're doing nothing but derailing the conversation.

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Moviebob's problem doesn't settle for imperfect allies. Moviebob never sees genuine allies. Moviebob sees people as means to his reprehensible ends, and absolutely nothing more. Cross Moviebob even once, and you go from person to a quote-unquote "person".

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Sounds about right... though I'm not sure about the MAGA squad wanting to eliminate Leftoid idiots like Moviebob and his ilk.

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Moviebob stroking his own overinflated ego... as per usual:
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The only way Moviebob would ever be on the "right side of history" is if the word history is written on a wall and Bob's head is being used as a punctuation symbol.

basically bob is all "If Chile can change their constitution like that unilaterally, so therefore can USA kill the filibuster!" without understanding that changing a constitution in USA is very, very different from doing so in Chile, not to mention killing the filibuster and changing the constitution is apples to oranges.

 

[Plinkettgonist]

Lads what the fuck is a soup casserole?

 

[BubbleButt]

Moviebob stroking his own overinflated ego... as per usual:
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The only way Moviebob would ever be on the "right side of history" is if the word history is written on a wall and Bob's head is being used as a punctuation symbol.

Kind of fucked up thing to say about Lindsay after she's already been harassed off the internet. Can't stop the #BobMob!

 

[Positron]

Shut down Applebees for my fee-fees!

The numbers only show that the vax is an effective personal protection measure. They don't say anything about infectiousness of the vaxed vs the non-vaxed. In other words, they are silent whether we need the lockdown or not. BTW: why do we cancel countdowns but not the Met Gala?

Chu-chu thinks all small business owners are fat cats and they deserve to be put in place by a big lockdown:




That Bobby is so smug about covid is in no small part due to CDC's reluctance to offend the healthy-at-every-size.

The vax is currently unable to stop the plague; even the tri-vaxed regularly got hit. So tell me, why are we promoting that as way to end it?

Bobby says the quiet part again: the purpose of vaccine passport is to screen out political dissidents and prevent them from traveling and holding jobs.


Journalist regrets that her goodwill towards humanity have been abused by the government, and that she has become an unwitting pawn in the state's ploy of social control (Archive of the Washington Examiner article) -- and for her confession she is called a "Trumpette"

The Left don't see dissenters -- especially women -- as rational thinkers who change their minds after weighting evidences; they see them as apostates who have failed the test of faith.



Bobby the Cassandra expresses an uncharacteristic agnosticism about the future, including Superior Future,




Meanwhile Chu-chu seems to gradually wake up from his grand dreams that mRNA vaccines will wipe out all our viral ailments.

> "Nothing is guaranteed; things won't get better because they are 'supposed to'."
> "Everything is possible if only someone does it."
Can Bobby hold a consistent view for a few hours at least?

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Greenwald on Jan 6; Bobby on "subhuman" Republicans.




Both Trump voters and cryptobros deserve to be victims in "victimless crimes":


Bimbo continues to sniff out far-right infiltrations among "leftists":


Tranny bullshit.

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If you remove Bobby's Stormtrooper helmet, you see a fedora underneath:


Bobby still cannot get over how people laugh at the cringy writers for Marvel's Wandavision:


Bobby lusts after Samus, of the Metroid games.



No prize guessing this is a she/her:



He looks like Rhys McKinnon.

Finally, Bobby the sex-haver explains to a woman how men choose condoms:

 

[John Carmack]

Bobby would have been dead by then.

Chris gets uppity and oppressive now that he is "Operations Manager":
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What if the boss orders each engineer to take it up the ass once a month?
It is not about the task being "beneath you"; it is about the task being neither in the job description nor is a reasonable expectation. Food delivery carries risks; the carrier may be robbed, bitten by dogs, or face traffic accidents. Will the employee insurance for your engineers cover such scenarios, given the task is so out of the ordinary for engineers?

This from an asshole who sperged out on twitter about his work being too hard, punched a wall, faked a hand injury to get out of work and then posted a pic saying his hand is still well enough to play vidya.

 

[Sexy Peach Emoji]

As another year comes to an end, Robert has shown no positive growth as a person, as a profesional, a hobbyist, or spiritually. The only things that has grown are his twitter feed and this thread. Here's to another year!