Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Lindsay now has over 12k patrons now after telling people she would no longer be making content.

Bob has just over a thousand while dutifully putting out content on a regular basis.

Let's look at her progression this whole year. That bump in mid April is part of the Reya bullshit. Look at that f curve at the end of December, practically Biden like.

Now let's look at Bob's.

*PriceIsRightFailHorns.WMA*
Even when Bob wins he loses. It's all part of his eternal punishment of being Bob. Keep on cucking Bob. It's done wonders for your life.

 

[JayHarrison]

Shut down Applebees for my fee-fees!
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The numbers only show that the vax is an effective personal protection measure. They don't say anything about infectiousness of the vaxed vs the non-vaxed. In other words, they are silent whether we need the lockdown or not. BTW: why do we cancel countdowns but not the Met Gala?

"...the 'numbers' that actually matter, to me: I didn't die from COVID..." Once again, Moviebob's usage of the I/me/my pronoun proves that he's a selfish prick.

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Chu-chu thinks all small business owners are fat cats and they deserve to be put in place by a big lockdown:
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GFY, Bob! The blue regions have higher rates of homelessness, higher rates of crime, and overinflated property values (that Bob can't afford even with grifting through Patreon), among other undesirable elements I'd be looking for. I'm going to feel much cleaner, much safer, and even much happier in red-tinged "Trumpsylvania" than in blue-tinted regions like Moviebob's native region of Dumbfuckistan.

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That Bobby is so smug about covid is in no small part due to CDC's reluctance to offend the healthy-at-every-size.
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The vax is currently unable to stop the plague; even the tri-vaxed regularly got hit. So tell me, why are we promoting that as way to end it?

And if Moviebob finds himself diagnosed with COVID-19...?

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Bobby says the quiet part again: the purpose of vaccine passport is to screen out political dissidents and prevent them from traveling and holding jobs.
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Go fuck yourself, Moviebob!

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Journalist regrets that her goodwill towards humanity have been abused by the government, and that she has become an unwitting pawn in the state's ploy of social control (Archive of the Washington Examiner article) -- and for her confession she is called a "Trumpette"
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The Left don't see dissenters -- especially women -- as rational thinkers who change their minds after weighting evidences; they see them as apostates who have failed the test of faith.

Shut up, Nazibob!

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I can assure you: Moviebob does not qualify as a person, nor as a human being. He's a sentient pile of whale shit who somehow developed enough sentience to make a career of press random buttons.

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Bobby the Cassandra expresses an uncharacteristic agnosticism about the future, including Superior Future,
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I'd ask if Moviebob's own world view based entirely on ignorant optimism... but after thinking for about 667 nanoseconds, I recall quite well that Moviebob's entire world view is based solely on the same ignorant superstition he claims that all religious people (outside Islam) are guilty of.

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Meanwhile Chu-chu seems to gradually wake up from his grand dreams that mRNA vaccines will wipe out all our viral ailments.
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> "Nothing is guaranteed; things won't get better because they are 'supposed to'."
> "Everything is possible if only someone does it."
Can Bobby hold a consistent view for a few hours at least?

Unless it's about inflating his own ego and scoring virtue-signalling social justice points...

Nope!

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Greenwald on Jan 6; Bobby on "subhuman" Republicans.
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And when you're talking to Moviebob, you're more likely to get more intellectually stimulating discourse from random graffiti you find on railroad cars.

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Both Trump voters and cryptobros deserve to be victims in "victimless crimes":
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Hey, Bob:

If you remove Bobby's Stormtrooper helmet, you see a fedora underneath:
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No that's not a fedora atop Moviebob's head. That's a Schutzstaffel cap.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

"Impossible is believer talk"

YOUDENSERETARD.doc

Taking it literally, "For with God nothing shall be impossible" - Luke 1:37. Checkmate plumber worshiper.

But I literally do not understand his assertion. I mean if I am being truly as generous as possible, maybe the idea he's trying to convey is that nothing is impossible and to believe so, requires a belief versus a factual basis, I guess. The problem is I don't believe that's what Blobert thinks.

And that fucking Star Wars segue... Bob still doesn't comprehend Christianity, but somehow thinks he's the one that gets it? Give me strength.

If you all think back, Bob had posted something about how he thought he was spiritually in the clear because Narnia had an Atheist go to Heaven and I think he also quoted (most likely out of context) something the Pope said, to try and claim that even atheists had a chance of going to paradise. However, as I sperged, the Narnia example doesn't work because the man was a devout man, just to the wrong god. And usually, whenever I hear (Christian) religious leaders who talk about the possibility of non-Christians going to heaven (assuming they aren't Unitarians), the caveat is usually that they are striving to live an incredibly moral life, and I'd imagine that part of that means you aren't constantly denigrating the rest of God's believers, but I guess I'm not the almighty so I can't say for sure.

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Far-right TERF.
Far right trans-exclusionary radical feminist.
FAR RIGHT RADICAL FEMINIST.

Do you morons ever think about what you write, or have you just offloaded the work of creating hot takes to the nerves in your thumbs?

I do love how he can't help but dehumanize. But who does he get grief from? Most of us here don't interact with him, we just sit here and laugh. The only people he gets grief from are Twitter users.

Is it really that hard to make Twitter, where you get a free pitchfork and torch every 100th tweet, hate you?

 

[Troonologist PhD]

The same people who screech that people are nothing but animals with Thumbs will scoff at the idea that behavior is sex linked, that chromosomes determine sex, and that instinct and environment will determine a person's psychology. They don't even know that evolution is a reactive process, not some magical force that only makes people stronger and smarter over time. But then again, most of these same screechers are people who believe in metaphysicial concepts like "The Right Side of History" while denying that God or the Supernatural exists.

Reading this thread reminds just how fucking stupid the standard Wokist is. I wonder how many of these Twitter retards are presenting a pseudo-intellectual persona because they know they're not nearly as smart as they present themselves as being. How can you waste your education on something like activist word salad and not know you actively fucked yourself over for at least four years?

 

[Red Hood]

"...the 'numbers' that actually matter, to me: I didn't die from COVID..." Once again, Moviebob's usage of the I/me/my pronoun proves that he's a selfish prick.

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GFY, Bob! The blue regions have higher rates of homelessness, higher rates of crime, and overinflated property values (that Bob can't afford even with grifting through Patreon), among other undesirable elements I'd be looking for. I'm going to feel much cleaner, much safer, and even much happier in red-tinged "Trumpsylvania" than in blue-tinted regions like Moviebob's native region of Dumbfuckistan.

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And if Moviebob finds himself diagnosed with COVID-19...?

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Go fuck yourself, Moviebob!

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Shut up, Nazibob!

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I can assure you: Moviebob does not qualify as a person, nor as a human being. He's a sentient pile of whale shit who somehow developed enough sentience to make a career of press random buttons.

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I'd ask if Moviebob's own world view based entirely on ignorant optimism... but after thinking for about 667 nanoseconds, I recall quite well that Moviebob's entire world view is based solely on the same ignorant superstition he claims that all religious people (outside Islam) are guilty of.

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Unless it's about inflating his own ego and scoring virtue-signalling social justice points...

Nope!

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And when you're talking to Moviebob, you're more likely to get more intellectually stimulating discourse from random graffiti you find on railroad cars.

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Hey, Bob:
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No that's not a fedora atop Moviebob's head. That's a Schutzstaffel cap.

I think Hugo Boss would have a thing or two to say about a Pac-Man patterned SS coat.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I just...why? Why is this a casserole? You made the soup you sped! YOU MADE THE SOUP! YOU WERE DONE!


I THINK it's giant chunks of onion.

Lads what the fuck is a soup casserole?

I think the issue here is they think they're brilliant by making a casserole out of the ingredients that you'd use to make a soup except with no water but cream of chicken soup underdiluted as a flavor base (looks like carrot, onion and celery in the pan there). Maybe the little autist doesn't like soup (texture issues?) but loves casseroles so this is a compromise of some kind too? It's touted as something that children who are picky eaters will happily eat with no issue.

Except, if you really think about it, this is so sped, it's not a "chicken noodle soup casserole", it's just chicken noodle casserole (according to the Campbell's Soup website that concocted this abortion of a recipe - but the Campbell's version doesn't have carrots celery or onion but has peas in it) but it's basically just chicken pot pie but with noodles and they deleted the peas. Whatever the fuck bread/pastry-ish thing they have on the plates made me think of chicken pot pie more than hurr durr chicken noodle soup. I mean, I give them marks for creativity if the celery and carrot and onion are acceptable to the autistic palates of their children, gets them to eat vegetables and whatnot. It's probably bland as shit.

Also IMO they should have sauteed the onions first separately or at least some of them to caramelize them, then sauteed the carrot and celery (and maybe some onion as well) a bit before mixing it up.

 

[Brother Wind]

Hey, Bob:

Man, you know you look like an idiot facebook aunt when you do this right?

 

[EnemyStand]

This from an asshole who sperged out on twitter about his work being too hard, punched a wall, faked a hand injury to get out of work and then posted a pic saying his hand is still well enough to play vidya.

Far be it from me to defend Chris, but based on what I learned about boxers breaks (which was the break he had) the ring, pinky, and back of the wrist would be the only parts with major pain. So he could likely hold a controller with the stabilized part of his hand and since his thumb and the part of the wrist connected to it was more or less fine, he could probably play games with little more than annoying pain (2 or 3 on the scale).

He's still a tard who punched a wall with the wrong part of the knuckle and probably milked it as long as he could though. Don't forget that part.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Peter Coffin elicits Bobby's genocidal, totalitarian nature, just by reciting some trite free-speech platitude:
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So Robert supports automation because it would make more people "unnecessary" and easier to slide them into woodchippers? I guess he's honest at least.

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Elected officials should be in charge of public health policy. They can certainly take advice from public health officials but this still remains a democracy as you constantly lament, Robert.

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Didn't you just the other day lecture somebody about how "an injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere"?

 

[Koby_Fish]

So Robert supports automation because it would make more people "unnecessary" and easier to slide them into woodchippers? I guess he's honest at least.


Elected officials should be in charge of public health policy. They can certainly take advice from public health officials but this still remains a democracy as you constantly lament, Robert.


Didn't you just the other day lecture somebody about how "an injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere"?

But but woodchippering the MAGAwastelandmayoghoulen in minecraft isn't an injustice! Plus you get what you fucking deserve, rich friendo! - Bob, probably

 

[Arthur Morgan]

So Robert supports automation because it would make more people "unnecessary" and easier to slide them into woodchippers? I guess he's honest at least.

He doesn't even want to woodchipper them. He wants them around, suffering where he can see, constantly whining, so he can smugly look down on them from his castle in the sky and bask in the fact that his superiority over them has been confirmed.

Which is funny considering he's been living in basements since he moved out at 31.

 

[Positron]

Let's look at her progression this whole year. That bump in mid April is part of the Reya bullshit. Look at that f curve at the end of December, practically Biden like.

Thirsty males are the bane of humanity.

And if Moviebob finds himself diagnosed with COVID-19...?

It'd of course be Trump's fault and he'd of course be infected by a MAGA chud. Per zombie film logic, he must kill them before they get him.

But I literally do not understand his assertion. I mean if I am being truly as generous as possible, maybe the idea he's trying to convey is that nothing is impossible and to believe so, requires a belief versus a factual basis, I guess. The problem is I don't believe that's what Blobert thinks.

You're already overthinking it. "Nothing is impossible if you believe you can do it" is familiar movie-talk in those "aspirational" underdog stories.

Chris drops his recipe.

 

[BubbleButt]

Chris drops his recipe.
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JUST BOIL IT IN A POT TO MAKE SOUP WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Chris drops his recipe.
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This is a Sandra Lee recipe with the cooking time cut out.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

This is a Sandra Lee recipe with the cooking time cut out.

I now wanna see a Chipman Kwanzaa cake.

 

[Koby_Fish]

JUST BOIL IT IN A POT TO MAKE SOUP WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?

The chipmans (I guess the northeast in particular as well?) seem overly fond of casseroles in general as "quick easy" dinners for lazy/barely-competent cooks. Casseroles tend to be bland as fuck in general, thus appealing to toddlers which the Chippas currently have two of. Soup for dinner might be a bridge too far at least for the oldest exceptional child, and a casserole seems more "substantial" than soup.

 

[Nod Flenders]

Lindsay now has over 12k patrons now after telling people she would no longer be making content.
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Bob has just over a thousand while dutifully putting out content on a regular basis.
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Let's look at her progression this whole year. That bump in mid April is part of the Reya bullshit. Look at that f curve at the end of December, practically Biden like.
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Now let's look at Bob's.
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*PriceIsRightFailHorns.WMA*
Even when Bob wins he loses. It's all part of his eternal punishment of being Bob. Keep on cucking Bob. It's done wonders for your life.

If you look up the word loser in the dictionary, Bob's face shows up.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

You're already overthinking it. "Nothing is impossible if you believe you can do it" is familiar movie-talk in those "aspirational" underdog stories.

Nah, Bob literally does think that we can bend reality to our will if we all want it bad enough.

Apparently he was part of some weird internet cult that believed that back in the day.

As seen here, https://www.bitchute.com/video/AExWXFQSxBKJ/

He also believes that he can manifest his own Mario themed afterlife, or something.

 

[BubbleButt]

The chipmans (I guess the northeast in particular as well?) seem overly fond of casseroles in general as "quick easy" dinners for lazy/barely-competent cooks. Casseroles tend to be bland as fuck in general, thus appealing to toddlers which the Chippas currently have two of. Soup for dinner might be a bridge too far at least for the oldest exceptional child, and a casserole seems more "substantial" than soup.

So fucking obsolete. Casseroles are the whitest of white bread cooking.

Throw them in the gulag and toss away the key.