Prison Letters Dec 22, 2021 Letter - Chris Reveals the New Ten Commandments

The actual content of these letters is already tired and clapped out, but what is interesting to me is just how much of Chris's entire being is based around what media he's exposed to at that time, but only if that media makes him think he's the special boy.

When it was Pokemon, he wasn't "Chris Chan, #1 Pokemon Trainer", it was Ash Kechum because he had all the Pokemon and that was easier for Chris to glom onto rather than make himself into an original character.

With this bible nonsense, he seems to kind of make himself into an OC, but at the same time, it's all jumbled. The only bad things Chris will admit to, is people betraying him, and that's about it. He seems to have completely glossed over any charity things in the bible, Jesus healing people or living poor, and instead hijacked both Jesus and Jesus as a god to make himself feel important, completely ignoring the entire getting nailed to a cross.

One interesting thing is his complete lack of any interest in things going on. New Sonic movie, or anything else isn't even in his spectrum. I'm sure folks have talked to him about it but unless he sees giant colorful animations of hedgehogs with a huge helping of advertising, he's not even interested.

The same thing with the tranny stuff. Outside of going as "Christine" still, he's had no exposure to Pink News or Lizzy Lesbian or any of that. He can't wear his magic stones, jewelry, "women's clothes" or have any exposure to LGBT stuff. He hasn't once complained about being in the men's jail, only claiming "There's other women there". There was that one person he claimed helped him that might have been a tranny but he hasn't brought that up anymore. (Wonder if that's the thing that got Chris banned from interacting with any of the other inmates)

I just find it so strange how little of Chris's imagination can come up with things that aren't jammed into his face constantly.
 
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Im not sure he understands what hes saying with #9
I think I can sus it out via retard Rosetta stone. He may not know, but the context is there!

"Snitches get stitches, Null, Bella, and anyone else who might be subpoena'd against me!"

It's just they're as impotent a threat as not cancelling MLP G5 would wreck the sacred timeline.
 
So much copium the Chinese are getting triggered.

Reality was never something Chris understood, but I gotta figure he checked out completely by the end of July. The part of him that knows he's fucked is there, but he's doing his best to drown it out. Sadly he's really good at that.
Honestly with the way the world is I can't blame anyone for wanting to escape reality as much as possible.

I'd say that he'd be starting a cult once he's out of jail but you have to be a little bit charismatic to do so.
 
This blasphemy makes me wish someone would be allowed to sit with Chris and force him to see that no one believes his "I am God" bullshit, that none of his predictions and prophecies are coming true, and that he's just a fat, delusional mongoloid who is in jail for raping his elderly mother...or force-feed him a Louisville Slugger. I'm good with either so long as we get the video of it happening.
Well, as I'm sure people have tried in the past to get him to stop it and it without any success (he literally won't talk to people that don't entertain his delusions) you may as well just try to convince the brick wall behind him he's not God.
 
Well, as I'm sure people have tried in the past to get him to stop it and it without any success (he literally won't talk to people that don't entertain his delusions) you may as well just try to convince the brick wall behind him he's not God.
And then at that point, the dark side starts calling and a genuine troll is born.
 
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I'd say he's totally going to hell for this, but... you know.

If you were the devil, would you really want Chris down there with you? Hell is supposed to be bad, yes, but there are limits.

I wonder how he'll explain his blasphemy when he faces God.

Faces God? Do you really think God wants to deal with him either? Especially in person. Face to face? Chris will at best get St. Peter, and that encounter will involve but one word: "No."

When heaven and hell call out their teams, Chris will be the smelly sperg nobody wants left all alone on the field.

I love how Chris has literally disobeyed every single one of the 10 commandments consistently through his whole life,

The only reason Chris hasn't violated all ten of his own commandments is the physical impossibility of it for him. I mean we know he covets. We know he's stolen. Don't get me started on the whole honoring ones parents thing.

But can any of you see ANYONE willingly commit adultery with Chris, secret or otherwise?

Somebody please take that Bible away from him.

He'd only replace it with something else. There's no pokemon or ponies in jail, and he needs some sort of focus for his BS. The bible is likely the only option he has right now. Just be thankful he hasn't gotten into scientology.
 
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Wasn't two suns something from Star Wars?
Planets with binary suns is a real possibility - and a common idea in SF - but it's unlikely Chris knows that.

Sonichu is definitely a close second though.
I think Chris' "Life of Fail" would've been at least a little better if he never won that contest, and if that teacher just let him use Pikachu and Sonic on that CD cover.
 
Planets with binary suns is a real possibility - and a common idea in SF - but it's unlikely Chris knows that.


I think Chris' "Life of Fail" would've been at least a little better if he never won that contest, and if that teacher just let him use Pikachu and Sonic on that CD cover.
Little would change in Chris's life if X event was Y instead, only if the event affected positively the way he was raised and everything.
Otherwise he would just replace Sanic with transformers or something.
 
Coping or genuine belief, he's mentally ill either way.
Even the more reason to keep Chris isolated from the general public and the internet. Chris simply cannot/will not confirm to the normal world: he wants people to keep fueling his delusions. Chris always will go to people that will stroke his ego, and end up using him in the process; Chris is incapable of using common sense/good judgement. Then the incest. If Chris is able to to this to his own mother, who's to say he won't move to other types of victims? As much as an 'adult' Chris is on paper, unfortunately, he has the mentality of a child with the privileges' of an adult (drivers license, getting access to loans, etc). A line has to be drawn where Chris could be treated as an adult, or keep on getting treated like a child, and start striping those privileges' away.
 
Commandments transcript

*1 - Thou may have and worship one or multiple Gods, Goddesses, and Demi-Gods, or even none at all; which ever feels well and good with thee.
*2 - Thou may make for yourself an Idol that is safe and good and blessed; thou must not make yourself an Idol that is harmful, toxic, or demonic to you or anyone else.
*3 - Thou must not misuse the name of the Lord your God, or any other God, Goddess, or Demi-God; "God Damn It" shall be punishable as well.
4 - Remember to observe the Sabbath Day (Sunday) by keeping it Holy.
5 - Honor thy Father, Mother, and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.
*6 - Thou must not murder, nor commit, or help another to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.
*7 - Adultry is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).
8 - Thou must not steal.
*9 - Thou must not testify falsely against thy neighbor, or anyone, nor testify without prior knowledge of the greater contexts and truths of the circumstances and details
10 - Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.

I'm too lazy to do the rest.
These are the anti Ten Commandments and here is my first commandment for Chris and is to shut the hell up
 
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