Prison Letters Dec 22, 2021 Letter - Chris Reveals the New Ten Commandments

Commandments transcript

*1 - Thou may have and worship one or multiple Gods, Goddesses, and Demi-Gods, or even none at all; which ever feels well and good with thee.
*2 - Thou may make for yourself an Idol that is safe and good and blessed; thou must not make yourself an Idol that is harmful, toxic, or demonic to you or anyone else.
*3 - Thou must not misuse the name of the Lord your God, or any other God, Goddess, or Demi-God; "God Damn It" shall be punishable as well.
4 - Remember to observe the Sabbath Day (Sunday) by keeping it Holy.
5 - Honor thy Father, Mother, and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.
*6 - Thou must not murder, nor commit, or help another to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.
*7 - Adultry is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).
8 - Thou must not steal.
*9 - Thou must not testify falsely against thy neighbor, or anyone, nor testify without prior knowledge of the greater contexts and truths of the circumstances and details
10 - Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.

I'm too lazy to do the rest.
I love how Chris has literally disobeyed every single one of the 10 commandments consistently through his whole life, the making of his own commandments literally goes against Commandments 1 2 and 3 by design. Some God imao, he’s definitely going to burn eternally in death now lol.
 
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Thou may have and worship one or multiple Gods, Goddesses, and Demi-Gods, or even none at all; which ever feels well and good with thee.
Thou may make for yourself an Idol that is safe and good and blessed; thou must not make yourself an Idol that is harmful, toxic, or demonic to you or anyone else.
Chris doesn't realize what theistic religions have in common: we are the gods who create gods in our image, not the other way around. Gods are the early OCs
Thou must not misuse the name of the Lord your God, or any other God, Goddess, or Demi-God; "God Damn It" shall be punishable as well.
Does the law applies to fictional characters as well? South Park characters says it a lot. Many adult cartoons violate this commandment, Chris is guilty as well.
Remember to observe the Sabbath Day (Sunday) by keeping it Holy.
There's no point of this law when everyday is sunday to Chris. If every establishment and services is closed on sundays, he'll be the first one to complain that there's no McDonald's and Nintendo server is down.
Honor thy Father, Mother, and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.
It's scary that "soul bonding" is one of ways to honor them.
Thou must not murder, nor commit, or help another to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.
Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.
I guess it's the law to prefer slow and painful than quick and painless. I'm referring to euthanasia. IDK if Chris is for or against mental help; yes for depression and anxiety, no for everything else.
It doesn't say kill. He did it by neglecting his pets' needs
Adultry is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).
Chris thinks Adultery and Open Relationships are the synonymous. Despite what the nuns taught you, Rape is not adultery. I guess rape is allowed.
Thou must not steal.
Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.
There was a time Chris did shoplifting, luckily someone else paid for his junk food.
This commandment was applied because he's worried that his vidyas and toys will be stolen. If Chris a god, wouldn't he have toys in his castle?
Thou must not testify falsely against thy neighbor, or anyone, nor testify without prior knowledge of the greater contexts and truths of the circumstances and details
Part of the investigation is to have witnesses telling their anecdotes, which gives them a clue.
When you see a woman beat up a man, you tell what you see and hear. You don't keep to yourself until investigation is concluded, trying an internal debate whether or not it's a foreplay or a domestic abuse.

"Yeah, I lick her until I hit that G-spot" "She kept saying 'No' until she got used to it"
What more context do I need for that?
 
I also bring up the Popular and recent Increase of Dreams in Everyone of this Earth featuring the sights and visuals of:
- TWO Suns over the Earth Burning off Massively HOT and Toxic Gasses intolerable to Most and Typical Human Individuals.
- A Blkood Red Moon amidst Purple-Red Skies.
- Daylight during Midnight, Night, and Early AM Hours.
- Clocks with no arms.
Many Crusifixes.
- Everyoine, and yourselves wanting to be inside with the windows and curtains drawn, but find that Impossible to accomplish.
And so on, depending and varying among individuals. ->
This is the first thing in any of these letters that made me perk up and pay attention. Dreams manifest subconscious feelings, desires and memories. Chris is describing his own dreams and the dread that saturates them. Why digital clocks set him off who knows, could be a feature of the jail.
 
I love how Chris has literally disobeyed every single one of the 10 commandments consistently through his whole life, the making of his own commandments literally goes against Commandments 1 2 and 3 by design. Some God imao, he’s definitely going to burn eternally in death now lol.
Rule 1 kind of cancels out every other rule so he kind of has a loophole. :/
 
So he just took the normal commandments and updated them for 2021 sensibilities?

You can worship whatever, go ahead and make idols, had to specify “legal guardians” in there for everyone who didn’t have parents, also have to specify “making” people commit suicide, adultry’s fine asking as you’re both in on it, etc. Commandments 4, 8, and 10 remain unchanged because he couldn’t find anything wrong with them.

At least you got that sweet Fanta label out of the deal.
 
I like how half of these are in direct contradiction with Christian belief. Chris thinks he can nonsensically retcon religion the way he does his comics. He wants us to believe that Jesus was like "just kidding about that first set of commandments".

Actually, Jesus did do precisely that. He basically revised them. Speaking from a secular perspective, Chris is like most prophets in that they rewrite or reframe past religions that they draw from to suit their own worldview. i.e. being a nutjob is something Chris has in common with Jesus, Muhammad, etc.

The ones that stick are the ones that successfully give some sort of meaning or advantage to the adherents. Chris is a stupid piece of shit though and thus has no adherents, just gawkers.


This is the first thing in any of these letters that made me perk up and pay attention. Dreams manifest subconscious feelings, desires and memories. Chris is describing his own dreams and the dread that saturates them. Why digital clocks set him off who knows, could be a feature of the jail.

Yeah this really made me wonder where he got the idea. At first I envisioned it as just an analog clock with no arms, not telling time, symbolizing timelessness... but maybe I'm giving Chris too much credit and he's just talking about fucking digital clocks.

I know this is a small thing, especially due to the fact Chris just dropped the new word of god but what the fuck is numberology. Like what is this.

Numerology is the study of the deeper meanings of numbers. It is practiced by insane/stupid individuals who are just smart enough to be able to do arithmetic and are so amazed by it that they find it magical. Couple that with the human brain's ability to spot patterns, including fabricating patterns out of nothing, and they use numbers and simple math to find revelations about the universe.

It's like reading tea leaves, fortune-telling bones/sticks, etc. only cloaked in elementary school-level math.

Read about it on Wikipedia or something to see how retarded it can get.
 
Commandments transcript

*1 - Thou may have and worship one or multiple Gods, Goddesses, and Demi-Gods, or even none at all; which ever feels well and good with thee.
*2 - Thou may make for yourself an Idol that is safe and good and blessed; thou must not make yourself an Idol that is harmful, toxic, or demonic to you or anyone else.
*3 - Thou must not misuse the name of the Lord your God, or any other God, Goddess, or Demi-God; "God Damn It" shall be punishable as well.
4 - Remember to observe the Sabbath Day (Sunday) by keeping it Holy.
5 - Honor thy Father, Mother, and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.
*6 - Thou must not murder, nor commit, or help another to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.
*7 - Adultry is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).
8 - Thou must not steal.
*9 - Thou must not testify falsely against thy neighbor, or anyone, nor testify without prior knowledge of the greater contexts and truths of the circumstances and details
10 - Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.

I'm too lazy to do the rest.
I'm not often one for serious hyperbole, but this is not just self-centered autism, this is literal devil worship. There is too much here to ignore. I know Chris is a horrible person to begin with, but at this point some other entity is screwing with him. There's no way he gets this much aligned with heliocentric satan worship purely coincidentally.

"Red Sun of your dreams", Saturday is the Sabbath not Sunday. Idolatry, deification of the state.

I understand that ultimate blasphemy isn't just divergence from divine law but inversion of those laws, but I have a difficult time accepting that Chris could blaspheme so effectively independently.

I do suppose, however, that ultimately Chris is still just a product of his environment, and when the whole world is a fuck, it is possible he has just absorbed the degeneracy of the world via osmosis.

Numerology is the study of the deeper meanings of numbers. It is practiced by insane/stupid individuals who are just smart enough to be able to do arithmetic and are so amazed by it that they find it magical. Couple that with the human brain's ability to spot patterns, including fabricating patterns out of nothing, and they use numbers and simple math to find revelations about the universe.

It's like reading tea leaves, fortune-telling bones/sticks, etc. only cloaked in elementary school-level math.

Read about it on Wikipedia or something to see how retarded it can get.
Numerology in a vacuum is ridiculous, but remember that Christianity itself includes such practices.

Remember, the number of completion is seven.
 
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It's all blasphemy since the beginning.
Rewriting the Bible crosses some kind of line he hadn’t crossed before, to my knowledge.

I wonder how it'd go when he's eventually free if he has the balls to walk into any place of worship and say any of this shit. For his sake, those in attendance better be very Christianly and pray for his psyche to improve, because this is beyond offensive. But for my sake, I hope they're not because that'd be much more entertaining.
It might be fun to picture the church scene from Kingsman, all targeted at Chris.

But in reality they’d probably just hook him up with whatever homeless outreach they have associations with.

I'm not often one for serious hyperbole, but this is not just self-centered autism, this is literal devil worship. There is too much here to ignore. I know Chris is a horrible person to begin with, but at this point some other entity is screwing with him. There's no way he gets this much aligned with heliocentric satan worship purely coincidentally.
It’s self-worship and Chris has always done it. He has a history of encouraging people to kiss his ass and worship him. He’s just gone explicit. No need to bring Satan or conspiracies into this. It’s in line with how Chris has always been, just amped up to a new level. The dumb woowoo mysticism he’s been playing with doesn’t need any outside influence beyond cute girls on instagram.
 
At first I was confused he forgot to add "you shall not covet your neighbor's wife", but then i googled the 10 comandments in english and realized that in europe they are slightly different than in US (or at least in germany)

Also, it's not really Jesus-ey to rewrite every comandment, when in the bible Jesus actually reduced them to just two...
perhaps he still hasn't readed the new testament yet...

(if you're gonna ask, I'm not extremely religious, I just come from a catholic family and had these things thaught)
 
I wonder how he'll explain his blasphemy when he faces God.
Lets just hope that God is merciful to the Mentally retarded.
Hahaha, as if Chris would feel any need to explain himself. He'll look at God on his throne and go "Sigh. I believe that's my chair you're sitting on among which. Hmmmm."
"Depart from me ye wicked! Into everlasting fire prepped for the devil and his Angels!"


All I can say is null likes getting blackout drunk for new years so I'm sure he'll be hitting the bottle hard tonight cause this is one helluva way to end 2021. Chris may have gone through 2020 mostly unscathed but it looks like the devil's come to collect his due.


Happy new year kiwifarms see you next year.
 
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