Commandments transcript
*1 - Thou may have and worship one or multiple Gods, Goddesses, and Demi-Gods, or even none at all; which ever feels well and good with thee.
*2 - Thou may make for yourself an Idol that is safe and good and blessed; thou must not make yourself an Idol that is harmful, toxic, or demonic to you or anyone else.
*3 - Thou must not misuse the name of the Lord your God, or any other God, Goddess, or Demi-God; "God Damn It" shall be punishable as well.
4 - Remember to observe the Sabbath Day (Sunday) by keeping it Holy.
5 - Honor thy Father, Mother, and any or all legal guardians who have helped greatly in your raising and support.
*6 - Thou must not murder, nor commit, or help another to commit, suicide, regardless of circumstances.
*7 - Adultry is okay, well, and good, as long as all involved are direct, open, and honest with each other; thou must not commit adultry in secret from thy partner(s).
8 - Thou must not steal.
*9 - Thou must not testify falsely against thy neighbor, or anyone, nor testify without prior knowledge of the greater contexts and truths of the circumstances and details
10 - Thou must not covet thy neighbor's belongings.
I'm too lazy to do the rest.