🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 42 44.2%
  • Half a year.

    Votes: 10 10.5%
  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 43 45.3%

  • Total voters
    95
Man he looks like shit. Never mind the lack of chin, what the fuck causes your skin to look that fucked up? Is it the fatness or one of his other vices? He looks like Baron Harkonnen from the Lynch Dune
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Karma and a diet that consists of sugar, soy, and alcohol will get you there fast.
 
Its not meant to be entertaining, it's meant to own the libs or whatever.

It's not with the paper is printed on. It is the definition of waste
so basically one of the worst things people complained about the libs for in the first place, omnipresent thinly veiled propaganda that eschews humor for a cry for conformity and weaponizing culture rather than improving it or adding to it.

Ralph's still accusing the forum of hacking his website:
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Ralph with another bullshit pedo accusation against Null:
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ralph youve done literally nothing to null lol. the truth is we can all just bully you with perfect impunity and even if you doxed us wed just get famous and maybe even some coin off being the ones to bully a child abusing registered chomo neo-nazi off the internet. you havent so much as scratched us. even i dont really hate you i just do what i do because i can.

also you still havent posted your license expiration there piggy, you havent hid the date anyway unless youre the real legally recognized chomo you god damned child molester. as for plotting against you the forum isnt even in favor of flagging your content that does actually violate tos and is actually abusive to individuals or groups and even slanderous or outright threats to kill people. the only people plotting your ruin are your "friends" who all "snake" on you and your own retard actions. we all tried to save you from the faith shitshow that threatens to ruin your life in multiple ways of varying likelihood and we told you to lose weight and not drink and not burn bridges and basically to not be you.

youve admitted you are this loudmouthed stubborn pos and that its greatly hindered you. the thing is that doesnt magically become ok just because youre you and changing is hard. you just dont want to admit the ralphamale persona is complete broken, a worthless limpdicked dud. shit from the groundup. instead anyone who doesnt destroy themselves propping your mistakes or destroying themselves to help you ignore the truth and deny reality even if it kill you are all snakes, sheer cope

Ralph still in denial that he's just a laughingstock that everyone gets to take turns on.
hes rewriting history to a very chris chan levels of delusion where you were the overly sensitive one who even cared about his existence before he blamed us on you and hes trying to convince himself he was just too rude and "real" causing you to plot against him. has he even slowed down the site? i think the most hes done is tank his and dicks own project that you also happened to benefit from but he wouldnt admit to that. i dont know what he thinks hes done to you besides being an amusing retard to get so much mockery, seems like just sheer desperation or insanity.
 
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Ralph and Null....

Guess which one is currently charged with a sex related crime....
I don't get the child molester accusations against Ethan. He's too fat to catch one and he's so ugly and fat he'd scare them away. I think he'd molest a child if he could but just is physically unable to get within striking distance of one.
 
what? we're at 4600 people peak this week. That's the highest it's ever been without anything happening.
lol idk slow down in other sense maybe? i was just trying to see what hes trying to cope about him having done to you, he seems to think that youre angry at him for some reason rather than him being angry at some users messing with him and desperately seems to want to have hurt you in some way. also congrats at having over 40 times ralphs audience on a good day lol

I don't get the child molester accusations against Ethan. He's too fat to catch one and he's so ugly and fat he'd scare them away. I think he'd molest a child if he could but just is physically unable to get within striking distance of one.
we (and him when he could take the joke better apparently) said he had a funny internet meme lolcow shirt, immediately rages about it, we say his side ho isnt up to snuff, immediate rage about it, we say hes a sexless cuck, immediate gunt tape confirming hes too small to penetrate a woman, we say he cant drive? immediately shows his license, but i point out he gave us enough info to know the expiration date unless he has a different one from being a registered chomo? blocks and total silence. pic related.
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also even before that he had a girl being groomed by another legal trouble having pedophile shadman and being given daddy girl nicknames and inviting her to his own grooming server to brand her the killstream kid. he also fell asleep to her spreading her legs and making suggestive faces after searching diff pics of her doing the same for the "better one" . immediately deleted the video and denied it existed until a brave alog hero found the tape.

Edit also his wife is a self admitted lolicon who was woth someone who said they like drawings of little kids getting fucked verbatim and he's said fucking 16 year old "whores" isn't that bad since they're just "whores who voluntarily did it" along with his creeping on Rittenhouse sister who is underage iirc, his cp viewing stream with warski, the fact he knowingly befriends people he describes as pedophiles both before and after befriending them. His inconsistent stories on how Nora turned 18 literally the hour she called on his show or his alternate story where it was Twitter they met and many other moments.

Gunt is at least a pedophilic child abuser and self admitted befriender of pedophiles cp viewers and chomos
 
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Does anyone else find it a bit sus that Ralph always tells men to "suck his dick" ??? Like it's manly for another guy to blow you. I don't know about you but I've NEVER told another man to suck my dick. That thought has never even popped in my mind and find it really odd that it's Ralph's go to. @theralph would you like for men to suck your dick? Maybe you had little nipples fluentes suck your dick? I just want to let you know that you should continue to say that on Jan 6th when you get put in your jail unit. Lots of guys, lots of BJ oppertunites. When you come of of jail I hope you can just truly be yourself as your fans and paypigs don't care you get pegged by your horse or like a bearded man suck your dick. That's what makes you the ralphamale buddy.
 
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I kinda recall he bought an iPhone last year, or that he took it back from his mom or something. He also wears a smart watch right?

Basically he's a fat walking wigger.

IIRC he commented about his Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra during the Stop the Steal protests that he was gunting around to. He was IRL and noticed someone else was recording video with the same phone. It was a low key brag like 'Yeah I have that too'. Something along those lines.

Also re: the Jan 6th stuff, anyone else remember that Fuentes basically wanted nothing to do with him? Ralph waddled to the front of the crowds to say hi to Nick. Nick said 'Hi' with a half smile and immediately went somewhere else.

Edit: That was the Jan 6 stop the steal when Nick gave the speech and told the Shaman he smelled bad.
 
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IIRC he commented about his Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra during the Stop the Steal protests that he was gunting around to, He was IRL and noticed someone else was recording video with the same phone. It was a low key brag like 'Yeah I have that too'. Something along those lines.

Also re: the Jan 6th stuff, anyone else remember that Fuentes basically wanted nothing to do with him? Ralph waddled to the front of the crowds to say hi to Nick. Nick said 'Hi' with a half smile and immediately went somewhere else.
Imagine bragging about having a cheap android phone, that just screams poverty. I guess he bought an Iphone with that NFT money, he acts like he's nigger rich.
 
Also re: the Jan 6th stuff, anyone else remember that Fuentes basically wanted nothing to do with him? Ralph waddled to the front of the crowds to say hi to Nick. Nick said 'Hi' with a half smile and immediately went somewhere else.
One of the most entertaining aspects of Ralph for me is the fact even people completely unaware of his antics know he ain't right and avoid or mock him.
The Youtube comments in the CWC arrest video where most of the normies that don't know about The Gunt still point out his retardation.
 
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