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[ColtWalker1847]

I guess the Californians brought their wildfire problems with them when they moved.

California gets the press because the news networks are headquartered there. Every western state has this kinda stuff.

The worst fire in recorded American history was in Idaho. It burned 3 million acres (roughly the size of Connecticut) in two days. Burned it all to the ground.

 

[Kalsarikännit]

California gets the press because the news networks are headquartered there. Every western state has this kinda stuff.

The worst fire in recorded American history was in Idaho. It burned 3 million acres (roughly the size of Connecticut) in two days. Burned it all to the ground.

I'm aware. I was just making light of it happening so close to the Ground Zero of Californian immigration.

 

[Cyber Floyd]

Did you really think the Tranch was turning into a desolate wasteland of tumbleweeds and alpaca carcasses just for shits and giggles?
Did you honestly believe Penis Logue was "incompetent" or "mentally ill" for permitting this to happen under his reign?
Well the jokes on you, bigots. Turns out, Penis spent the last year working on a very important and exciting new project.....
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Trail of tears? more like Trail of Queers.
(and possibly financial fraud).

 

[mr.moon1488]

Calling it now. They're going to use the wildfires as a grift somehow.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

I'm aware. I was just making light of it happening so close to the Ground Zero of Californian immigration.

Sorry Bud. I didn't intend any insult. It's just that I am compelled to sperg about the Great Fire of 1910 at every possible opportunity. Especially the heroics of Ed Pulaski.

There is this grove of these ancient Cedars outside Elk River, ID. If I remember correctly there are five of them. They are the only trees older than the fire for hundreds of miles in every direction. The nearest ones are in NE Washington in an area that also burned but it is a similar grove of these huge trees that were simply too big to burn.

There used to be this Giant White Pine outside of Potlatch, ID and it was the luckiest tree probably ever until it got sick after the fire and died. That was the only one I'm aware of outside of the monstrous cedars that survived it. Ok fine others survived but they were seeds or tiny or root systems or otherwise gay then fell over and grew sideways and were extra special stupid. Point is, "old growth" big tree things as we know it begins in North Idaho at 1910. Because big fire killed everything before that.

That fire left behind a scorched moonscape. This firestorm right now in Boulder is somewhere around 6000 acres. Imagine a firestorm like that but over three million acres. In two days. It all happened from beginning to end within two fucking days. Insanity. That fire mowed down species and completely rearranged the biodiversity deck. White pine used to be the dominant tree in the forest. Used to. Doug fir, bull (ponderosa) pine, white fir, tamarack, and lodgepole pine took it's seat. The biome fundamentally changed.

The 1910 Fire is the worst natural disaster most people have never heard of. It forged in fire the USFS as an institution. It made people stand up and dispose of their personal interests and recognize unequivocally that we need to appoint stewards of nature or it will fucking kill us. It was an important watershed event for all sorts of causes.

Drunk History did a little thing about Ed Pulaski years ago in the episode "Good Samaritans" but apart from that I don't think there has been any national anything that called attention to it. That seems wrong for a major disaster event like that. Btw, and for the record, I'm usually half shitfaced when I get all wound up and sperg about the 1910 Fire. My drunk history is superior to Comedy Central's. At least when it concerns Ed and fire and trees.

 

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I'll just call this now:

 

[rotpocket]

If Earl was real this sounds like an ideal time for him to be playing with fireworks

 

[Dvsilverwing]

If Earl was real this sounds like an ideal time for him to be playing with fireworks

I've never thought about that actually. When those states out west are ripe for wildfires do they go around giving fines for fireworks like they do with campfires and stuff? Must be pretty wild to have a new years eve or 4th of july during a dry windy wildfire season.

 

[BSC]

A twitter random calls out Phil's faggy mall cop video. [L/A]




The irony of Phil lecturing anyone on humility is so thick that you could choke on it. [L/A]


Phil hates the disgusting wh*toids, despite being a mayo ghoul himself. [L/A]



Lucky for them, you'd be around to help clean it up, eh Jen? [L/A]

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Drunk History did a little thing about Ed Pulaski years ago in the episode "Good Samaritans" but apart from that I don't think there has been any national anything that called attention to it. That seems wrong for a major disaster event like that. Btw, and for the record, I'm usually half shitfaced when I get all wound up and sperg about the 1910 Fire. My drunk history is superior to Comedy Central's. At least when it concerns Ed and fire and trees.

American Experience | The Big Burn | Season 27 | Episode 4

In the summer of 1910, the largest fire in American history raged in the Northern Rockies.

www.pbs.org

Happy New Year!

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Lucky for them, you'd be around to help clean it up, eh Jen? [L/A]
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Two meats for every meal? What the fuck is he talking about?

Also, Vegan Cat is a new account so I'm choosing to believe this is fat Bonnie fucking with Penny because he's still malding about his ouster from the tranch and the rejection he faced when he tried to do a triumphant return as some kind of prodigal child with his mentally ill fleshlite.

 

[AMHOLIO]

A twitter random calls out Phil's faggy mall cop video. [L/A]

This is the second time someone said he's a show off. I know there was an earlier incident this year, surprised he gets called out twice in the same way.

Also, *you're, tard.

The irony of Phil lecturing anyone on humility is so thick that you could choke on it. [L/A]

If you say you're not a lolcow...

Phil hates the disgusting wh*toids, despite being a mayo ghoul himself. [L/A]

This is the weakest limpest "ree whitepeople" I've seen in a while. This barely makes coherent sense. Is he saying himself to shut up??? What the fuck is he whining about???

Also, most white people don't crave mayo, they're bigger on cheese and dairy since there are more white people without lactose intolerance. Mayo's the skin color, but not the best bait.

American Experience | The Big Burn | Season 27 | Episode 4

In the summer of 1910, the largest fire in American history raged in the Northern Rockies.

www.pbs.org

Happy New Year!

Bless you and Colt, I love this thread. Happy new year, hope everyone learned something new this year from it and hope we learn more from the next!

Two meats for every meal? What the fuck is he talking about?

Also, Vegan Cat is a new account so I'm choosing to believe this is fat Bonnie fucking with Penny because he's still malding about his ouster from the tranch and the rejection he faced when he tried to do a triumphant return as some kind of prodigal child with his mentally ill fleshlite.

As in each meal has a meat protein in it. Some people can't afford more than rice and beans or other grain/processed food for a meal.

Also lol Paul hoovers up whatever fits into his maw so I doubt he'd go vegan (don't tell me if it is a new account though, I like the mystery).

 

[Trianon]

OK, Phil is losing it completely. He lives in a fairly remote US state. The nearest 'town' only has a couple of thousand residents. He lives outside that, on an estate accessible only by dirt roads. To get to his house you have to open a gate and drive up a private track some half a mile long. It's often flooded, covered in alpaca shit and not an easy passage. The whole way is tracked by cameras they grifted. He farms alpacas, which while economically useless have one quality prized by many other farmers: they make great sentries. The only people passing his window are likely to be the few troons who do any sort of productive work. So why the fuck is this his response to hearing a sound outside.

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(although if I spent most of my time with my tongue up my ass, I'd be hypervigilant too)

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As a gothic horror fan, this reminds me of the novel of The Phantom of the Opera, where Raoul, the main narrator, starts shooting blindly out the window because he's sure the Phantom has followed him home. It is highly suggested that he was just shooting at a cat, but it is never explained. Raoul is also crying and screaming the whole time.

The whole Phantom concept is very Earl, actually.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I've never thought about that actually. When those states out west are ripe for wildfires do they go around giving fines for fireworks like they do with campfires and stuff? Must be pretty wild to have a new years eve or 4th of july during a dry windy wildfire season.

If it's anything like CA (which is admittedly more No Fun Allowed than most, it may be considerably different elsewhere in the West), fireworks aren't something you can just buy as an everyday person. On holidays like NYE/4th there are various fireworks shows put on by the local gov't of towns and cities, but it's not like you can casually shoot them off from your own backyard. Going elsewhere in the country and seeing stores that have fuckoff huge fireworks displays in the grocery of gas station just casually for sale is a big culture shock.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

So I'm sure everyone knows Penny has a TikTok, and I figured I'd share a video he posted a few hours ago. I think it's very...informative, in a way. He explains he doesn't have the balls to deal with harassment, that he would rather shoot than talk.

 

[Molly White's Breast Milk]

So I'm sure everyone knows Penny has a TikTok, and I figured I'd share a video he posted a few hours ago. I think it's very...informative, in a way. He explains he doesn't have the balls to deal with harassment, that he would rather shoot than talk.

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Wow, what a feminine voice.

 

[LeChampion1992]

This is the second time someone said he's a show off. I know there was an earlier incident this year, surprised he gets called out twice in the same way.

Also, *you're, tard.

If you say you're not a lolcow...

This is the weakest limpest "ree whitepeople" I've seen in a while. This barely makes coherent sense. Is he saying himself to shut up??? What the fuck is he whining about???

Also, most white people don't crave mayo, they're bigger on cheese and dairy since there are more white people without lactose intolerance. Mayo's the skin color, but not the best bait.

Bless you and Colt, I love this thread. Happy new year, hope everyone learned something new this year from it and hope we learn more from the next!

As in each meal has a meat protein in it. Some people can't afford more than rice and beans or other grain/processed food for a meal.

Also lol Paul hoovers up whatever fits into his maw so I doubt he'd go vegan (don't tell me if it is a new account though, I like the mystery).

People like that project how much they hate white people or white males tend to themselves be bitter angry individuals.

 

[0 0]

So I'm sure everyone knows Penny has a TikTok, and I figured I'd share a video he posted a few hours ago. I think it's very...informative, in a way. He explains he doesn't have the balls to deal with harassment, that he would rather shoot than talk.

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[Ambience: rushing wind muffled from the interior of what appears to be an airplane]

[A goblin with rotting, crooked teeth is visible in a side profile. It gurgles out a deep, breathless speech.]

"Ahm, so I'm just gonna drop, uh, this video..."

[The goblin horrifically snaps his head to the camera. Its dead eyes are visible under its tinted tortoise shell glasses.]

"I don't know how to do the, like, 'whole comments up here' or whatever..."

[The goblin points a gnarled finger up at the top of the screen. A deep, red blister is visible on their hand.]

"...Where it's like, their comment and then you, like, make a...like, I dunno, like you answer them or something and their comments are up there. Like, there's a couple of, like, th--uh...right-winger fascists that are, like, tagging up on my other posts and...it's really funny...auh...to me, personally...like, I-I find it hilarious..."

[The goblin's face crumples as they force out a smile to assure that they, indeed, find it funny.]

"Um...but...I understand that some people, like, y'know, look at that and see that as antagonistic or whatever, and I gotta tell ya, like, I don't play with that stuff, like, I just block people, I'm not going to respond to you, I'm not gonna give you a platform."

[The goblin's eyes wander slightly as they fight the realization that making an entire video making death threats to the person who made fun of you takes more effort than typing out a response.]

"I applaud the other people that have the balls to, like, handle that stuff. I'm not somebody who gets into debates with those people...um...like, if you wanna come up here and shoot at me, like, it's on--let's do that. Like, let's do that."

[Aroused by the idea of shooting a person who disagreed with him, the goblin visibly gives a genuine smile and speaks in a more chipper tone.]

"I don't wanna talk to you. Like, I don't wanna, like, I-I don't have time, like, ah...there's a winter storm coming in, like, you look behind me...like, the mountains are fucking covered..."

[The camera shifts behind the goblin clumsily. Due to over-exposure, only the ground in front of them is visible, and has a thin, patchy sheet of snow covering the barren dirt.]

"Auhm...I have 300 animals and twelve people that I have to take care of. I-I don't have time for your dumb bullshit. Like, I-I know that you're stuck in highschool and you really need therapy, like...I get it...and-and it's cool. You know what I mean? Like, it's fine. Uh..."

[The goblin purses their lips for second upon realizing that they might get flack for mocking a person's mental health, but they relent and continue on their rant regardless.]

"When you wanna put up and shut up, I'll handle that too...? Um...but I'm not talking to you on Tik-Tok. Fuck you. I don't have time, motherfucker, so say whatever you want. It just gives me a list of people to block on your page. I really appreciate it actually..."

[The goblin takes a deep breath.]

"Um...I hope you all havin' a good new year. Um...I, uh, you know, I'll-I'll-I'll keep you updated on the storm...stuff. Um, my family's okay, uh, in northern Colorado. Uh, my son's fine and all that. So, um, thank y'all for the messages. I really appreciate y'all. Um...we're doing good up here. Uh...everythings...everything's gravy. Uh...missing Betty White today for sure. Hope everyone's having a good day."

[The goblin turns offscren, apparently looking for a reason to close out the video.]

Oop! Hey, my hay's coming in. I'll talk to y'all in a minute. Uh...have a good one. By--

[The video cuts off as the goblin fondles the camera mid-sentence.]

PENIS'S INTERNET DEATH THREAT RESULTS:

WORDS SPOKEN: 375

"LIKE" AND "UMS" UTTERED: 51

ACTUAL WORDS PER FILLER WORDS AND STUTTERS: 8.3

INTERNET TOUGH GUY RANK: A+

DELUSION: A-

UNINTENTIONAL HYPOCRISY: A+

OVERREACTION BONUS: +1,000 PTS

FINAL RANK:

MISSION REWARD: INCLUSION IN THE OP!

 

[KiwiFuzz]

So I'm sure everyone knows Penny has a TikTok, and I figured I'd share a video he posted a few hours ago. I think it's very...informative, in a way. He explains he doesn't have the balls to deal with harassment, that he would rather shoot than talk.

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Penny actually leveled up a little bit for me. If I were in his position, I'd go out like that: Sitting in a tractor waving my two middle fingers to the blizzard outside.

But "I have 300 animals and 12 people I gotta take care of?"

Informational math, informational wording.

I mean he's still 2/10 would not have sex with but that's an improvement on 1/10 nuke it from space.

IT'S GAINING SENTIENCE.

 

[AMHOLIO]

But "I have 300 animals and 12 people I gotta take care of?

This is the saddest and scariest part. I don't know how long it is going to stay at 300.