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[Humbert Humbert]

Learning (or perhaps rediscovering) that Kevin was in the sped class as a kid, it's occurred to me that people sometimes like to look up their old classmates to see what they're up to nowadays. I wonder how many productive members of society have decided to put their school tard in the searchbar and been led here?

I truly hope they don’t. The things I have had the misfortune of bearing witness to in this thread are unspeakable horrors I couldn’t wish on my worst enemy.

 

[John Flynt's Axe Wound]

Learning (or perhaps rediscovering) that Kevin was in the sped class as a kid, it's occurred to me that people sometimes like to look up their old classmates to see what they're up to nowadays. I wonder how many productive members of society have decided to put their school tard in the searchbar and been led here?

Or his mother?

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Happy New Year Kiwis! Hope you all had a fun and safe time last night. Anyway, it appears our boy celebrated the occasion the only way he knows how, by opening loads of plastic garbage. He unboxed 5 toys valued at roughly $400 according to my estimations.

Spoiler: tweets

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Tweets (1, 2, 3, 4, 5) | Archives (1, 2, 3, 4, 5)

Spoiler: prices

Autobots - $41.99 according to Amazon
J. Balvin - $149.95 according to Ebay
Funko - $15.50 according to Amazon
Decepticons - $145.80 according to Kmart
Magnus - $52.45 according to Amazon

Note: Pricing the Balvin figure was a bit difficult because the only results I could find for it were on Ebay, where the prices vary wildly. If anyone more knowledgeable about the market for these things wants to correct me on that one feel free.

Add ~140$ to the pile

Spoiler: Price

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Already broke one with his fat bear paws

Spoiler: Fat hand

Spoiler: Price

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This is how he store his couple thousand dollar worth of branded plastic

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Jen had slap fight

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lol

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[stupid frog]

Oh wow, thank you for posting this. I'd never seen this particular series of tweets/Kev lore before and it's VERY telling as to how much of an actual, legitimate retard he is.

So, he says he was only "allowed one call home per day" as if this were a thing other kids were having to utilize during their school day. Most middle schoolers can't wait to get away from their parents and start establishing social independence from them. The other normal kids were definitely not calling their moms daily. Maybe the one call home per day thing applied to the other special ed students as well, but it's really funny he says this so matter of factly, as if other people could relate to the pain of not being able to call their moms multiple times a day at school lol

Ironic, since I doubt he ever calls her now.

 

[Miss Misery]

Jen had slap fight

What Barb fails to mention is that they're in Bodega Bay, a beach town where $25/hr is NOT a sustainable wage due to the cost of housing - if you can find a place at all because they're primarily vacation rentals. Sure, you can go a bit farther inland but you're still going to pay $2000/mo for a one bedroom apartment and have an hour long commute to clean up dog shit.

 

[Neko GF]

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Spoiler: Fat hand

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Spoiler: Price

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This tard can't even take care of his whored plastic shit. He's actually a toddler in the body of middle-aged man. Actual collectors must loathe seeing Kev's timeline. A child would take better care of this shit.

 

[The Final Troondown]

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This is how he store his couple thousand dollar worth of branded plastic
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It seems like removing your primary sex organs might lead to actual dysphoria, how strange.

What Barb fails to mention is that they're in Bodega Bay, a beach town where $25/hr is NOT a sustainable wage due to the cost of housing - if you can find a place at all because they're primarily vacation rentals. Sure, you can go a bit farther inland but you're still going to pay $2000/mo for a one bedroom apartment and have an hour long commute to clean up dog shit.

Why the fuck would anyone live in california? Like in my city in the uk, you can get a studio with bills included for under $600 and that's with our stupidly high tax rate

Imagine paying over 3x that and still having to deal with californians ontop. Tool were right, california needs the big one ASAP

luv me knoife loisense
luv me NHS
ate californians
ate the industrial revolution and it's consequences
simple as.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I keep wondering what fucking condition Kevin has when I know there's no answers. Can't do anything but call his mom at school, proud hedonist and lives that way, no goals... he's breaking my brain.

This is how he store his couple

He makes me want to clean. Or just beat him with his own transformers. Perhaps both.

lol

I wonder if Wedge would ever develop schizophrenia or schizophrenic tendencies. You don't have to be schizo to act like this, it's how ornery he acts alongside it that nudges me there. he's probably just becoming a crotchety old man before his time due to low T.

 

[AGPinochet]

I wonder if Wedge would ever develop schizophrenia or schizophrenic tendencies.

What little I know about Psychiatry suggests that Most Schizos emerge around the age of 20, but I have also seen a video featuring a teenage girl (from that creepy looking Jew who interviews the tard babies whose channel has fucking nothing to do with books despite it being named "Special Books by Special Kids") who was, "heavily" schizophrenic and never Forget Terry Davis who just lost his fucking mind when he was in his 30's iirc. So it wouldn't be impossible for Wedge to actually be a schizo, but I am not a Psychiatrist so I can't diagnose him.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Why the fuck would anyone live in california?

Mental illness? Elitism? The forlorn hope that you'll get discovered by some big movie exec and live the life of wealth, fame and power?

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

The Wedge claimed it had an "anxiety attack" last night, so naturally his first instinct is to fish for compliments on Twitter-
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Kevin celebrating on his grooming "egg cracking" tweets-
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The fuck is a “boywife”? Is he taking the kevin route, and just giving up on ever passing, so he’s non-binary now?

It's somewhere here in the thread, but I couldn't find it so I looked on his twitter. This is from 2019, but I don't know if we have this info here. Looks like his dad got sick of his tard ass at one point
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This actually makes me feel a little bit bad for his mom. She had to deal with kevin’s constantly demanding attention from her, while trying to raise two other kids, and not make them feel less important than the tard baby. It sounds like his dad tried to step in occasionally and make kevin grow up and take responsibility, but it wasn’t very effective. I’ll bet after her husband died, it was just easier to give kevin what he wanted, and never make him do anything, than to deal with his tard rage.
She almost even had him pawned off on a poor unsuspecting woman who was willing to marry him and take care of him forever, until she figured out he was the retard of the family and got the hell out of there. Honestly, kevin’s mom was probably glad when he moved in with his tranch buddies. It got him out of her hair for a bit.
Yeah, not everybody’s a skilled enough parent to deal with a narcissistic kid like kevin. It’d be like parenting on hard mode.

Also, apparently Kevin’s unblocked me. I guess there’s another grift coming.

"I was only allowed one phone call home per day!"

Holy shit, who the hell needed to call home from school every day because of "anxiety?" No wonder this faggot grew up to be a manchild who contributes nothing to society if school (the easiest part of your entire life) was "too stressful."

And he’s never talked about being bullied (that i’ve seen, anyway), so it’s not like he had that to deal with.

Jen had slap fight

I don’t know anything about average veterinary staff wages in whatever part of the US this is, but imagine being a jobless, shit-eating psychopath who has never done anything useful, and still thinking you're qualified to give hiring advice over twitter.

lol

Okay, Wedge. Take as long as you need. In fact, you should probably avoid tweeting, too. You never know what kind people are waiting to say mean things to you in 24-character segments. And it’s not like you’re interesting enough to get a thread on kiwifarms.

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, my fellow Kiwis! I come bearing gifts, in the form of transparent Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe PNGs for all of your meme purposes. There were quite a few memeable photos I yanked from their Twitters, but I was forced by my laziness to select only the cream of the crop to present to you. In this post, I have gathered all the new ones and the previous ones I've done/seen here mostly because it will make it easier for me the next time I feel compelled to make fun of someone.

Spoiler: Meme hard, my farmers

This isn't really of one of the individuals in the KGIU but it's fucking hilarious and easy for me to cut out

See, I did have a valid reason to have that photo of Kevin struggling on an exercise machine in my camera roll!

I expect the following to be used in a manner that will make me bust out laughing (and I'm sorry the Bonnie on the ground one is so tiny, I was too scared to make it too small).

I also made two of the legendary Kevin-in-the-truck photo:



Which brings us to the previously posted pngs. @Feet Seeking Missile originally posted these when the pic first was posted, all the way back in the beginning of September (oh, how I wish I could go back!)

@SCSI made this back in mid-October:

And the rest are ones I made since then:

Enjoy! I cannot wait to see what you Kiwis do with these gifts, let's start 2022 off with a bang (not the kind that Kevin will never participate in)!

Spoiler: Edit 1/15/22

Spoiler: Edit 1/22/22

Credit to @Boris Blank's glass eye

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Spoiler: Edit 2/19/22

Spoiler: Edit 3/6/22

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, my fellow Kiwis! I come bearing gifts, in the form of transparent Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe PNGs for all of your meme purposes. There were quite a few memeable photos I yanked from their Twitters, but I was forced by my laziness to select only the cream of the crop to present to you. In this post, I have gathered all the new ones and the previous ones I've done/seen here mostly because it will make it easier for me the next time I feel compelled to make fun of someone.

Spoiler: Meme hard, my farmers

This isn't really of one of the individuals in the KGIU but it's fucking hilarious and easy for me to cut out
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See, I did have a valid reason to have that photo of Kevin struggling on an exercise machine in my camera roll!
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I expect the following to be used in a manner that will make me bust out laughing (and I'm sorry the Bonnie on the ground one is so tiny, I was too scared to make it too small).
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I also made two of the legendary Kevin-in-the-truck photo:
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Which brings us to the previously posted pngs. @Feet Seeking Missile originally posted these when the pic first was posted, all the way back in the beginning of September (oh, how I wish I could go back!)
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@SCSI made this back in mid-October:
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And the rest are ones I made since then:
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Enjoy! I cannot wait to see what you Kiwis do with these gifts, let's start 2022 off with a bang (not the kind that Kevin will never participate in)!

I can't believe my phone poster edit made the collage. What a wild ride this year has been. This thread is the best and most consistent entertainment for a long poop break I've ever had.

And a big thank you to the legends who work the twitter mines for the milk!

 

[Humbert Humbert]

I can't believe my phone poster edit made the collage. What a wild ride this year has been. This thread is the best and most consistent entertainment for a long poop break I've ever had.

And a big thank you to the legends who work the twitter mines for the milk!

I phone post too, I must admit. I hopped on my pc to make that post because I had to include the file names. I don’t recall any other pngs in my (cursed) time here besides yours and the other one, but it’s iconic.

This is how he store his couple thousand dollar worth of branded plastic

Oh my lord, he’s still taking a trip down memory lane and posting a bunch of toy photos. He even acknowledges that this may be a bad practice: [A]
You may call me retarded, for I have just now realized just how expansive his toy collection actually is with that and the following images:

Spoiler: More toy pics

I did not archive or screenshot some of the tweets the photos are from because Kevin was not saying anything interesting and I was lazy.

Yes I knew he had a lot but somehow, seeing them thrown in a box like that makes me wonder just how many he has. This man has to have tens of thousands of dollars worth of toys (including plushies). He literally has more toys than an entire upper-middle class family. Imagine how many children in need could have enjoyed those toys, made their day, brightened up their lives a little bit. But no, they ended up in a tranny cult animal abuse Auschwitz commune in a bedroom of a house that could probably be considered to be a biohazard, for a manchild to play with when he feels like it.
I am truly at a loss for words.

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What the fuck is scaring him so much? Is it because trans rights support is going down? Is it because he got into one too many slapfights on twitter? Is it because he needs a new grift?

 

[AGPinochet]

It is officially the 2nd day of 2022, Will Kevin finally get fucked in his new vag this year?
A. No
B. No
C. No
D. No, but Kevin will lie and say he did to own the K*w* F*r*s MAGAchuds
E. No, but Kevin will use recovering from Amhole II: The Revisioning as an excuse to remain an incel even though he is surrounded by his transgirl girlfriend polycule.

 

[Grift Garrison]

I wish someone would suggest he auction off his toys to raise money for the frozen Alpacas to see what excuse he comes up with to get out of it.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

What little I know about Psychiatry suggests that Most Schizos emerge around the age of 20, but I have also seen a video featuring a teenage girl (from that creepy looking Jew who interviews the tard babies whose channel has fucking nothing to do with books despite it being named "Special Books by Special Kids") who was, "heavily" schizophrenic and never Forget Terry Davis who just lost his fucking mind when he was in his 30's iirc. So it wouldn't be impossible for Wedge to actually be a schizo, but I am not a Psychiatrist so I can't diagnose him.

There's early onset schizophrenia - formerly hebephrenia - which typically manifests during the teenage years and the early twenties and "regular" schizophrenia which manifests around 25-30.

The fuck is a “boywife”? Is he taking the kevin route, and just giving up on ever passing, so he’s non-binary now?

Wedgie's always been about the enby game, "wen u call ur gf daddy" or "daddy mode and mommy mode", faggotry like that.

 

[Old Fart]

I wonder if Wedge would ever develop schizophrenia or schizophrenic tendencies. You don't have to be schizo to act like this, it's how ornery he acts alongside it that nudges me there. he's probably just becoming a crotchety old man before his time due to low T.

Schizophrenia is among the long list of diseases Wedge doesn't have.

What he has can best be described as scherzophrenia, a mental ailment I just invented and which amounts to constantly making up mental diseases for Twitter attention.

 

[blacksmith tony]

its for my happiness! he screams as he tosses another transformer into the storage bins stuffed away unceremoniously. he really does give himself the proverbial rope to hang himself with. hes overdue for some sudden mysterious bills and yet here he is showing off a portion of his hoarders cache.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Is anyone brave enough to count Kevin's toy purchases this year? Money or number wise.