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Who are the top three strongest characters in the Kevin Gibes Inflated Universe (KGIU) canon?

  • Gash Coyote

    Votes: 102 4.5%
  • Rioley

    Votes: 277 12.3%
  • Penis

    Votes: 408 18.1%
  • Loathsome Dung Eater Jen

    Votes: 291 12.9%
  • Boner

    Votes: 294 13.0%
  • Kevin Gibes

    Votes: 671 29.7%
  • The Elusive Earl

    Votes: 701 31.0%
  • Landon Hiscock

    Votes: 262 11.6%
  • The Korps LARP Brigade

    Votes: 200 8.9%
  • Kiwifarms Militia

    Votes: 1,122 49.7%
  • Kindness

    Votes: 650 28.8%
  • Trans Cucumber The Child Abandoner

    Votes: 306 13.6%

  • Total voters
    2,258
So why the fuck is this his response to hearing a sound outside.
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I’m sorry, but that video made me bust out laughing. This motherfucker is acting like he’s in the middle of a war-torn fourth world nation when in reality he’s in his cult compound isolation center. I cannot with these “people”.

Anyway, they expanded the grift to two reservations. Edit: I’m retarded, it’s still one rez[A]
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Hold the fuck up, he said “mutual aid” which is a term that the Twitter e-beggar thread as conditioned me to register as a negative gritting connotation… How the fuck is it “mutual”? Is it because playing white savior for helpless indigenous people is beneficial to their image in their SJW corner of Twitter??? Probably.Regardless, they already got some donations on the GFM (no i didn’t archive because I’m lazy)
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Here’s the Amazon wishlist [A]
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RIP ALPACAS [A]
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Honoring the late Betty White [A]
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Anyway, they expanded the grift to two reservations. [A]
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Hold the fuck up, he said “mutual aid” which is a term that the Twitter e-beggar thread as conditioned me to register as a negative gritting connotation… How the fuck is it “mutual”? Is it because playing white savior for helpless indigenous people is beneficial to their image in their SJW corner of Twitter??? Probably.Regardless, they already got some donations on the GFM (no i didn’t archive because I’m lazy)
Mutual aid definitely implies that the reservation is going to be doing something for the tranch in return for this visibility and "aid" - which is literally, by the way, the lowest-effort possible "charity" I have ever seen, I mean, seriously, an Amazon wishlist?

Give it a couple of weeks and I bet the tranch will have some kind of "Native made" crafts - potentially made out of or with Real Tranch Alpaca Wool! - on their website or something similar for an obscene price, and none of the money will go to the reservation. Something like that. Honestly, we knew they'd never do this shit out of the goodness of their hearts, so it's not terribly surprising.
 
Handing out 5,000 dollars in cash to certain families seems to me like the worst way to handle this.Being extremely generous and assuming that the gofundme will hit the same number as the original tranch gofundme at 110,000 dollars, that's only helping 22 families. If it only hits it goals then that's only 10 families receiving help. Out of 40,000 or so people.
 
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It's even worse when you realize old barns were made with not much more than an axe, chisel, saw and hammer. Traditionally the only nails were for the hinges and shingles, everything else was held together with joinery, usually mortise & tenon.
Worth clarifying because carpentry's not a common hobby these days but joinery (cutting and fitting the wood together) is strongly preferable over nails for load bearing in general and particularly structural loadbearing. Nails are a tiny point on which all the stress is focused every time the structure shifts, settles, sways, expands etc. Nails exposed to repetitive stress will fatigue, soften and eventually snap, if that acute force doesn't tear the wood around them first. Overall a nailed structure like this will have a short lifespan and a very low tolerance for live load. This is why the roof goes a-wandering in high winds and why it's likely to collapse if they get heavy snow.
 
If the Tranch had set up somewhere more populated, with good Internet and housing for the permanent residents, they could have just charged the white collar troons rent and forgotten this entire fundraising schtick.
Couldn't afford that land anywhere else, I'd imagine.
Sadly, if the decided to take out a loan on the house and had 3 people invest, I think it is actually Penny wanting a place that's remote. He likes people but he doesn't, in a sense. He won't go and shoot people because it is illegal, but he made a rambling video on shooting people if they meet IRL because it soothes his ego. I wouldn't be surprised if he consciously or subconsciously set it up so he could be in an area away from others yet close enough to "enemies" to give him something to showboat at fight. He says safety, but I think he wants to always be in conflict with an enemy if you catch my drift.
Hold the fuck up, he said “mutual aid” which is a term that the Twitter e-beggar thread as conditioned me to register as a negative gritting connotation… How the fuck is it “mutual”?
PLACE BETS ON WHAT MUTUAL AID PENNY AND THE GANG GET! My bet is thank you cards and a 50% profit cut.
 
I just wonder who their current KF observer is. Pablo Mandozer does read undoubtedly read the threads but he's left the Tranch so he can't be it. Shit-Eater Jen, maybe? One of the yard troons? Definitely not Kev because he can't handle even second-hand accounts of what's going on here. Phil himself?

jen eats literal shit, he could probably handle reading here
 
Handing out 5,000 dollars in cash to certain families seems to me like the worst way to handle this.Being extremely generous and assuming that the gofundme will hit the same number as the original tranch gofundme at 110,000 dollars, that's only helping 22 families. If it only hits it goals then that's only 10 families receiving help. Out of 40,000 or so people.

I don't even trust them to have 1k on hand and not dip in to it.
 
For a state that is no fun allowed with fireworks, the locals seem to be uninformed, uncaring or both.

To be fair, LA is just like that. They had a news story this year where they had to call the bomb squad because some dude was storing 32,000 lbs of fireworks in his house (no, they didn't blow the house sky-high, though the bomb squad did flub a disposal and accidentally blow up one of their controlled detonation trucks). I think they also give less of a fuck there because if it's in the middle of the horizon-to-horizon urban hellscape that is the city then what the fuck is gonna burn anyways, and also because the cops are more busy with the rampant crime aside from fireworks.

On-topic with the ranch, though, their GFM says that they'll be 'delivering donations monthly' to Pine Ridge, which is two states over and something like a 16-hour round trip. Why the fuck would they be driving there? If the GFM is online and assumedly any material donations they get would be getting mailed to them (because they're in bumfuck CO), why wouldn't they just have people send those supplies directly to a location on the rez itself?
I can't wait to find out what the real grift is here.
 
They could have set up a GFM for the "friends" at Pine Ridge and ~signal boosted~ it along with the Amazon Wishlist. It is very interesting that they need to insert themselves directly between the donor and the recipient, to have their hands nearest the money.

Really fascinating how they feel entitled to get involved in ways where they are not needed or wanted. Just like how troons are with kids.

Excited to see where this saga goes, even when it inevitably ends with a whimper and all wrongdoing is swept under the rug as the Tranch seems to manage doing each fuck up.
 
Uh, the Ogalala mostly live on Pine Ridge...
Fuck, I’m retarded and should have read that post. I fixed it, thank you for letting me know!
I don't even trust them to have 1k on hand and not dip in to it.
Fuck, I wouldn’t even trust them with $10.

PLACE BETS ON WHAT MUTUAL AID PENNY AND THE GANG GET! My bet is thank you cards and a 50% profit cut.
It better be a thank you card written by Bonnie, we’ve seen his work before.
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On-topic with the ranch, though, their GFM says that they'll be 'delivering donations monthly' to Pine Ridge, which is two states over and something like a 16-hour round trip. Why the fuck would they be driving there? If the GFM is online and assumedly any material donations they get would be getting mailed to them (because they're in bumfuck CO), why wouldn't they just have people send those supplies directly to a location on the rez itself?
It is strange. And the things on the list can’t all be for the tranchers, considering there’s things like baby swaddles/diapers, kids’ clothes, etc. Of course, they may have just added some extra shit to make it look believable but who the fuck knows. Here’s the archive for the Amazon list. The most interesting part is that people are buying some of the stuff (as Penny has been tweeting, anyways). And they got the GFM to $520.
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Who knows, maybe they’re actually going to drive out there. If they do, we better get another pre-road trip picture, similar to this one from September:
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I just wonder who their current KF observer is. Pablo Mandozer does read undoubtedly read the threads but he's left the Tranch so he can't be it. Shit-Eater Jen, maybe? One of the yard troons? Definitely not Kev because he can't handle even second-hand accounts of what's going on here. Phil himself?
I figure it's still Bonnibel (and/or Alyssa doing his dirty work), which is the only reason he's not been completely unpersoned by the Tranch.

He's an apt mole in that regard, having been ordered to keep his distance from the place for as long as he's with Kindness, but still serves a purpose (and avoids being served papers) by digging around on the Farms & reporting back. After all, it's not like he has anything better to do while Alyssa chirps in the corner and does.... whatever.
 
I’m sorry, but that video made me bust out laughing. This motherfucker is acting like he’s in the middle of a war-torn fourth world nation when in reality he’s in his cult compound isolation center. I cannot with these “people”.

Anyway, they expanded the grift to two reservations. Edit: I’m retarded, it’s still one rez[A]
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Hold the fuck up, he said “mutual aid” which is a term that the Twitter e-beggar thread as conditioned me to register as a negative gritting connotation… How the fuck is it “mutual”? Is it because playing white savior for helpless indigenous people is beneficial to their image in their SJW corner of Twitter??? Probably.Regardless, they already got some donations on the GFM (no i didn’t archive because I’m lazy)
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Here’s the Amazon wishlist for the other rez [A]
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Mutual aid definitely implies that the reservation is going to be doing something for the tranch in return for this visibility and "aid" - which is literally, by the way, the lowest-effort possible "charity" I have ever seen, I mean, seriously, an Amazon wishlist?

Give it a couple of weeks and I bet the tranch will have some kind of "Native made" crafts - potentially made out of or with Real Tranch Alpaca Wool! - on their website or something similar for an obscene price, and none of the money will go to the reservation. Something like that. Honestly, we knew they'd never do this shit out of the goodness of their hearts, so it's not terribly surprising.


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They could have set up a GFM for the "friends" at Pine Ridge and ~signal boosted~ it along with the Amazon Wishlist. It is very interesting that they need to insert themselves directly between the donor and the recipient, to have their hands nearest the money.

Really fascinating how they feel entitled to get involved in ways where they are not needed or wanted. Just like how troons are with kids.

Excited to see where this saga goes, even when it inevitably ends with a whimper and all wrongdoing is swept under the rug as the Tranch seems to manage doing each fuck up.
On-topic with the ranch, though, their GFM says that they'll be 'delivering donations monthly' to Pine Ridge, which is two states over and something like a 16-hour round trip. Why the fuck would they be driving there? If the GFM is online and assumedly any material donations they get would be getting mailed to them (because they're in bumfuck CO), why wouldn't they just have people send those supplies directly to a location on the rez itself?
I can't wait to find out what the real grift is here.
Penny is not above lying to get donations when he’s backed into a corner (see: the First Battle of Earl and the $100k payday it led to). There is no chance any of these donations are going to anyone except Penny and his serfs.
This whole situation sounds really, really fucking skeezy. This whole operation is shady as fuck, but then again, I could be overthinking this so allow me to break it down.

1. The Tranchers are the ones that are the official face of the Gogriftme, not the Injuns. This could possibly be explained by the Tranchers convincing the Injuns that their comparatively high social standing amongst the paleface troons would lead to mpre griftbux coming in somehow, but this could also easily somehow be to the financial benefit of Tranchers.
2. Maybe my memory fails me but I can't think of ANYTHING proving that Injuns are actually involved here
----2.1 If this is all a bullshit grift and there are in fact no Injuns involved (which again I personally cannot remember seeing any proof of Injuns being involved) than this could potentially backfire massively as Firewater-Americans are a higher caste in Leftoid circles.
3. Physically taking Items purchased through donated money (which I believe is what the tranchers are talking about) seems really fucking suspicious to me for some reason, but then again I could be falsely perceiving the retardation of the tranchers as malice and or ill intent.
4. Just giving four figure lump sums of cash to random people seems a bit suspicious, and, performative? based on the population of this hell on earth known as Pine Ridge. I am assuming that they will be prioritizing tranninjuns
5. Assuming there are real Injuns that will really receive these griftbux they will most likely be pissed away.
6. Is it possible that there are real injuns and the tranchers are planning on screwing them out of money somehow?
7. as @BoobWhiskers points out it would be uneconomical to physically transport the goods to the reservation, the question is, why does there need to be transportation in the first place? (and maybe It's just me being an Illiterate retard but I am starting to see some contradictions here, they will be giving lump sums to the Injuns, but also using the money to buy and subsequently transport physical goods bought with the donated money????) this in my opinion screams financial fuckery. Why not simply give the Injuns the cash? Better yet why not have the Injuns do the actual fundraiser and the Tranchers promote it? Then again the tranchers are retarded (depending on how conspiratorial you want to get this could point to there not actually being any Injuns involved in this project and it is all just a Tranch grift dressed up in Buck skins and a feather headdress)
8. The tranch has to be running low on cash, the Earlbux are almost certainly all gone, the Denfur money is either gone or about to be gone and the BLFC grift is speculated to actually be a net loss for the tranch. Pretending to E-beg for Injuns isn't inconceivable judging by how they lied about Earl, the risks of lying about Injuns be damned.


The real question is, are the tranchers actually smart enough to come up with and enact such a scam? Sure they invented Earl but Earl requires no proof, but my gut tells me that they're somewhat obligated to and or would at the very least show all the stuff they bought for the Injuns both to prove that in the hypothetical scenario that this isn't a scam, that it well, isn't a scam (not to mention Internet asspats) but such a confirmation post could be easily faked by simply filling up the horse trailer with shit they bought for themselves and then having Phil and maybe Kevin make fake tweets larping as on the road for the next 40 hours or so.
 
All I can see is Penny's ridiculous amount of hand movement, it's super distracting and one of the first things you learn to avoid when speaking publically.
Tell you one thing for sure - anyone who waves their hands around like a spastic semaphore while talking is not going to be startling from a sound sleep and shooting deadeye. He'd be lucky to hit the floor.

And the barn ... it's been said by others here better and with much less swearing than I'd use ... is fucking shit.
 
Amazon can be finicky about deliveries to reservations, or used to be, PL but my experiences were also mailing to South Dakota. It isn't a big problem and shit can still get dropped nearby, it just takes longer.

There isn't a reason to route shit all the way out to Colorado unless the boys are just looking for an excuse to blow money on a road trip and shit up South Dakota while getting ass pats online about ~muh native-trans solidarity~, or maybe a way to legitimize themselves at god damn furry conventions of all things. When even furries think you're grifting, you fucked up.

The more I think about it actually, the more I want them to go. Imagine the pictures they'd take on the reservation.
 
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