US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

Are there any dry cleaners near the White House that are publicly traded? I feel like their income for cleaning shit filled pants has an upward trajectory.

Ice cream shops in the D.C. area are also salivating over their increased profits.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Ice cream shops in the D.C. area are also salivating over their increased profits.

Please provide stock tickers. I will buy.

 

[Walrus and Carpenter]

Because Biden will just veto everything that isn't pozzed, then "compromise" with Republicans (read: GOPe bends the knee).

Black pill, all is lost, woe is me, even when you win you lose. At least I know where you are coming from now, anyway.

 

[Stoneheart]

Are there any dry cleaners near the White House that are publicly traded? I feel like their income for cleaning shit filled pants has an upward trajectory.

Well thats a bad investment, they got their own..

It's $100 million. A measly one million dollars might get you a 3-bedroom house in Malibu, but not a mansion.

who want to go there if you can buy a very nice home in porto for the same price? only people of the tribe will buy in Malibu, they paid off the police to let the homeless and nignogs into white quarters and not into their owns...


Im not a Jew like you, i will stand with minders and mexican farm workers.
there shouldnt be aplace for west or eastcoast jews, we know a solution for their tactics and its an oven...

 

[Compositesludge]

I wonder what her idea is a bad economy is. Also isn't funny watching liberal elites ignoring Obama now to praise Biden after years of riding the guy's dick.

At this point, everything the Biden administration is doing is transparently to keep the stock market humming along. And by that metric alone, the economy is doing very well indeed. The problem is that viewing the economy purely through the stock market is exceptionally reductionist. Ordinarily, it'd be bad. In a year where shipping problems, covid, natural disasters and double-digit inflation have become the four horsemen of the Biden Adminapocalypse, it's really fucking awful.

 

[HumanHive]

Black pill, all is lost, woe is me, even when you win you lose. At least I know where you are coming from now, anyway.

It's not a black pill, it's reality. This is exactly what happened when the Republicans got Congress back under Obama in 2014. You shouldn't see it as "oh no we're all going to die", you should see it as a step on the road to 2024 - and realize that the GOP is not going to fight very hard if they think they can get away with it. Until Republican leadership in the Senate and House actually changes, nothing will fundamentally change about the party as a whole.

 

[The Ugly One]

Paul Ryan is stinking up Fox News now instead of Congress.

Kevin McCarthy is like a dumber, gayer clone of Paul Ryan, and if he isn't Speaker for some reason, Jim Jordan, who hands Google lobbyist memos out to the caucus, will be.

The GOP really hasn't changed. Expect two years of theatrics followed by doing absolutely nothing should they regain the White House.

 

[Quijibo69]

Based.

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Sweet aliens, screw everything else cant wait!

 

[Kane Lives]

Kevin McCarthy is like a dumber, gayer clone of Paul Ryan, and if he isn't Speaker for some reason, Jim Jordan, who hands Google lobbyist memos out to the caucus, will be.

The GOP really hasn't changed. Expect two years of theatrics followed by doing absolutely nothing should they regain the White House.

At least they aren't out to promote trannies or wokeshit. And we get to enjoy libtard seething for two years.

And really that's the best one can hope for until the leadership changes.

 

[MysticLord]

It's not a black pill, it's reality. This is exactly what happened when the Republicans got Congress back under Obama in 2014. You shouldn't see it as "oh no we're all going to die", you should see it as a step on the road to 2024 - and realize that the GOP is not going to fight very hard if they think they can get away with it. Until Republican leadership in the Senate and House actually changes, nothing will fundamentally change about the party as a whole.

Kevin McCarthy is like a dumber, gayer clone of Paul Ryan, and if he isn't Speaker for some reason, Jim Jordan, who hands Google lobbyist memos out to the caucus, will be.

The GOP really hasn't changed. Expect two years of theatrics followed by doing absolutely nothing should they regain the White House.

Which is why you should be going to your local Republican party meetings, getting involved in local precincts, and purging everyone that isn't MAGA.

We have one advantage: massive, overwhelming distributed support among the base. Get everyone that's not on board out, and those you can't get out dox, and those you can't dox get their kids on film saying the gamer word and leak that to the media to get them to resign from their positions. If you know their banging someone's wife, husband, dog; they're closeted; they go to some weird fetish club; they browse bizarre porn sites - get that info and leak it to the libtard media. They'll be happy to ruin what to them looks like any other Republican.

There is nothing too dirty, vile, or underhanded you can do to the GOPe. As long as it's non-violent, it's A-OK.

Once you have your precincts purged, move up the chain of command.

 

[Glowing In The Streets]

political cuckolds, now realizing their situation, end up creating a new insult for those who dont follow their coping mechanisms

black pill doomer
reeeeeee

we'll get them in 2022 by electing the same people who got us in this mess. p-p-olitical p-p-pendulum. everyone who doesnt accept this is a doomer

Sad!

 

[MysticLord]

At least they aren't out to promote trannies or wokeshit. And we get to enjoy libtard seething for two years.

And really that's the best one can hope for until the leadership changes.

If you want the leadership to change you have to do it yourself. Quit with this passive waiting for someone to save you, and save yourselves.

 

[Compositesludge]

If you want the leadership to change you have to do it yourself. Quit with this passive waiting for someone to save you, and save yourselves.

Honestly, this. Running for office is a bit more feasible than you might think* - even for something like the House of Representatives - and it can feel good to take a stand!

*Final results may vary.

 

[MysticLord]

Honestly, this. Running for office is a bit more feasible than you might think* - even for something like the House of Representatives - and it can feel good to take a stand!

*Final results may vary.

Who said anything about the House? Run for dog catcher or some other position for which no one is running, or where the competition is some digusting boomer. Just get your ass out there, be as normal as you can, and get experience.

 

[HumanHive]

Honestly, this. Running for office is a bit more feasible than you might think* - even for something like the House of Representatives - and it can feel good to take a stand!

*Final results may vary.

House is totally the most feasible. The place is a clown car of backbenchers that were former truck drivers.
The problem is when you get in, the House whip sits you down and basically says "here's how it goes, you vote the way I tell you to, you get to complain on TV when I tell you to, and if you start making too much trouble I will make sure you are never heard from ever again by anyone in your district." Now, those threats are not always acted upon, but that's the Whip's job in a nutshell. Good luck changing the leadership by yourself, but hey it's a one seat at a time deal.

 

[Kane Lives]

If you want the leadership to change you have to do it yourself. Quit with this passive waiting for someone to save you, and save yourselves.

I'm not American so this doesn't apply to me but yes otherwise you're absolutely correct.

 

[Aidan]

Which is why you should be going to your local Republican party meetings, getting involved in local precincts, and purging everyone that isn't MAGA.

We have one advantage: massive, overwhelming distributed support among the base. Get everyone that's not on board out, and those you can't get out dox, and those you can't dox get their kids on film saying the gamer word and leak that to the media to get them to resign from their positions. If you know their banging someone's wife, husband, dog; they're closeted; they go to some weird fetish club; they browse bizarre porn sites - get that info and leak it to the libtard media. They'll be happy to ruin what to them looks like any other Republican.

There is nothing too dirty, vile, or underhanded you can do to the GOPe. As long as it's non-violent, it's A-OK.

Once you have your precincts purged, move up the chain of command.

This sounds great until reality sets in and the scope of it would be so insignificant that it doesn't matter. Once the GOP catches wind of what is effectively an organized restructuring from "the outside" (actual conservatives) then they will work to shut it down. Rocking the boat is a big no-no and is one thing Republicans and Democrats will gleefully work hand in hand on.

Anyone doing this would either be completely ineffective or have their lives ruined before any real damage could be done.
Top-down party dealings are detached from local politics and this applies to both parties.

That said I don't know a nice answer that wouldn't involve what you say and worse, "right-leaning" people are naturally not keen on organized subversion and are often too afraid to actually do anything except post on social media or bitch where they think no one but their friends can see/hear them.
People do need to step up, but what that means isn't clear to me. So far the best I got is some Veritas-tier naming and shaming of people at various levels who are saying one thing but doing another and specifically targeting the subversion and double crossers. It'd have to be partially crowdsourced though and is going to put a massive target on your back if you start making any progress.

 

[MirrorNoir]

I'm not American so this doesn't apply to me but yes otherwise you're absolutely correct.

Local involvement is a double edged sword. Oftentimes to make a real impact you need to be someone with pull and resources that the local political machine will take you seriously and not just use you for free labor.

And even then, it's a crapshoot if your local Congressman (especially in rural and small town areas) actually gives a shit about you. There are countless stories about how Congressmen, once elected, basically set up shop in Washington and only show up in their district for photo ops for their reelection and even then, only if they are at risk of losing their seats. Especially after the Tea Party made such local meet and greets struggle sessions with the locals putting the proverbial screws to representatives who just want to ride the gravy train to a gold plated pension.

There are also countless stories about Washington interns serving as defacto barriers for local constituents; they basically are paid to endure abuse from angry locals and while telling them "we'll take your concerns to Congressman X", don't take notes or even tell him about the call and just hang up and spend twenty-thirty minutes afterwards mocking the caller with their fellow office staffers. The only way you'd actually get them to pass along your message to said Congressman (or even a direct number to speak to him without having to go through underlings) is if you are someone important locally they have to report the call to the Congressman because they have influence and power to make trouble, or some major financial donor who can't be ignored lest he fund the opposition or a primary challenger.

 

[brentkanaris]

DeSantis has a big hurdle were he to run in 24 in that I'm pretty sure he's on record repeatedly saying he wouldn't so that he could finish his run as governor.
Were he in charge a small state without much electoral college pull reneging on that might not be a big deal, but a lot of the base in Florida that he would need to make sure the state stays red would probably be very not cool with him dipping early, regardless of if Trump was running.
My magic 8ball says DeSantis gets groomed as Trump's heir for 28.

Would this mean someone, Trump or no, would have to lose to the dems in 24?

 

[XYZpdq]

Would this mean someone, Trump or no, would have to lose to the dems in 24?

not that I'm aware? just that DeSantis probably won't run in 24