Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 35 12.2%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 26 9.0%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 29 10.1%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 37 12.8%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 14 4.9%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 147 51.0%
  • Total voters
    288
  • Poll closed .
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Every time I see Chibi's beard I just have no words for how disgusting it is.
 
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Sweetheart said:
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Every time I see Chibi's beard I just have no words for how disgusting it is.
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You know, water fowl and water fowl dogs produce a body grease that coats their feathers/fur to make it water repellent. It's why it's such a task to wash a lab or golden retriever. It's where the phrase "water off a duck's back" has origin in. I make note of this because humans' body oils have similar properties. It was likely more useful to proto-humans and Neanderthals to keep hypothermia at bay, as they didn't have the thick fat and fur of other mammals to protect them. So, the point I'm trying to get to here is that this selfie is a fine example of that body oil in action. A fine example of evolutionary stunting.
 
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Kermit Jizz said:
>shortest person on the couch
>totally 6'3
Either he's lying or everyone on this couch was > 6'3. Chibi doesn't even look short, but lying about your height makes you an honorary manlet.
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It's consistent with the height given on his driver's license. I don't know if your average Michigan DMV office would verify that or just take his word for it, though. In my state, they don't bother measuring height at least.

(Taken from page 148 - Adam posted and then deleted a water park photo where his license was in plain view.)
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Here's a rare video where you can see Chibi interact with other humans. Unless everyone at AGDQ is 7 feet tall, I highly doubt he's 6'3. I'm guessing he just lies about his height, because who's going to call him out on that one?

@FanaticDreamer Okay, is he secretly a juggernaut?
 
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>shortest person on the couch
>totally 6'3
Either he's lying or everyone on this couch was > 6'3. Chibi doesn't even look short, but lying about your height makes you an honorary manlet.
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It's easy to look shorter than you really are when you have the posture of a degenerate goblin. If I sat like that I'd whoop my own ass.
 
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Torricelli said:
It's consistent with the height given on his driver's license. I don't know if your average Michigan DMV office would verify that or just take his word for it, though. In my state, they don't bother measuring height at least.

(Taken from page 148 - Adam posted and then deleted a water park photo where his license was in plain view.)
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Can confirm that they don't measure you in Michigan either. They used to, but now it's just fill out the form in good faith.
 
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Zhoban said:
Here's a rare video where you can see Chibi interact with other humans. Unless everyone at AGDQ is 7 feet tall, I highly doubt he's 6'3. I'm guessing he just lies about his height, because who's going to call him out on that one?

@FanaticDreamer Okay, is he secretly a juggernaut?
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I like to imagine that Caveman was already annoyed at our boy because of what he started at 17:35 in this video.
 
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big ups liquid richard said:
Looks like he went to Universal Studios or something like that, with his brother. Met up with another sus single male.

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sign, yup
age 31, but mentally about 13
gender : male, for now...
height : BULL SHIT
fav color and sport, obviously...
crush : oh right, he's 13.

lol spirit airlines
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Also hang onto this, it will come in handy a lot.
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“Crush:keeping that to myself” what is he a 14 year old? Lol that’s jr high shit
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Didn't he also mention he's a Twitch partner in his Tinder bio? I don't know what's sadder, the idea he's wearing it in public as an excuse to tell people about his channel and pump up those numbers, or that he's doing it because he actually thinks anyone in real life gives a fuck about Twitch or its creators.

I'm struggling to imagine how I'd react if someone irl tried to show off by telling me they are a Twitch streamer.
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Just him mentioning his online alias is funny enough. Can you imagine when someone asks who he is and he's like "Oh yeah. ShinyAquana." Dude gets home, googles that name and the first thing that comes up is a link to KiwiFarms, telling tales of his sperg adventures through life.

Then they start following this forum instead of following on that platform.
 
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A Genuinely Retarded Dog said:
Just him mentioning his online alias is funny enough. Can you imagine when someone asks who he is and he's like "Oh yeah. ShinyAquana." Dude gets home, googles that name and the first thing that comes up is a link to KiwiFarms, telling tales of his sperg adventures through life.

Then they start following this forum instead of following on that platform.
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Not that I'd ever wanna give Adam advice that would prevent him from entertaining us, but this is actually a really great point for why he should absolutely NOT be trying to direct people he meets irl to his online persona.

It's not out of the realms of possibility that exactly what you say plays out but they also continue talking with him and hanging out irl just to get info and fuck with him.

God Chibi is a dense motherfucker.
 
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Zhoban said:
@FanaticDreamer Okay, is he secretly a juggernaut?
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I'm 6'0 and he's a bit taller than me. He's surprisingly lanky in person. You wouldn't know because he slouches a lot and has generally terrible posture. I'm not quite sure he's 6'3 though.

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It's easy to look shorter than you really are when you have the posture of a degenerate goblin.
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Accurate
 
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BingBongDingDong said:
So I went to HS with Adam. I never signed up for an account because all I have to add is seeing him in the halls dressed in fucking bleach cosplay. What I can tell you is that he was only about 5'10" at best, and unless he had a growth spurt after 18 he's lying about his height.
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Who was he cosplaying as? I'm assuming Ichigo since he's a basic bitch.

FanaticDreamer said:
I'm 6'0 and he's a bit taller than me. He's surprisingly lanky in person. You wouldn't know because he slouches a lot and has generally terrible posture. I'm not quite sure he's 6'3 though.



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Looks like my assumption was wrong. Even accounting for the slouch, he doesn't appear to be notably taller than anyone on the couch. They must have put up a kid gate to keep the mantlets out of the room.
 
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