the best part is that youre probably not that far off. its a nice lore meme that a biological woman was the breaking point for one of the tranchers but the fact that it happened lends credence to all of it.
Skye was shocked. He had worn his best hoodie and pajama pants to taco night. He knew the dog-hair choked polyester flattered his barrel-like frame, he had checked in the one mirror in the entire house earlier, he was sure of it.
But Bonnie only had eyes for Kindess.
That cad!
Skye sullenly looked away from Bonnie, who was eating black olives with his hands next to a dusty tower of discarded Amazon boxes. Kindness, her form hunched and wraithlike yet still unmistakably femoid, sat next to him, eating nothing and talking to no one in particular about birds.
Skye knew it should be him there, on one of the best floor spots, near one of the most cherished piles of discarded packing materials, eating expired canned goods with the man he loved.
Instead he could only glimpse his hulking beloved over two men wearing knee socks and Forever 21 cocktail dresses who were fighting over raw tortillas with a great Pyrenees.
Skye sighed.
He couldn't believe he got dressed up for this.
"So there's our little Twitter activist super-star!"
Skye's fornlorn reverie was interrupted by a piercing baritone shriek from the kitchen.
It was Penny, sitting in one of the four chairs in the house, admonishing his favorite charge.
Kevin Gibes had shuffled into the living dome from his bed, looking pale and sweaty.
"Mixtress! Tendies!" grunted Kevin as he stood in the doorway.
"You know, I was hoping you could join us for tacos instead of just eating in bed again", said Penny sweetly, as he loaded up a Tupperware container with Costco's finest chicken nuggets. They were burnt - Penny had been having trouble with the stove ever since that one knob melted off, but he knew Kevin wouldn't care.
"Moooooore" groaned Kevin, eyeing the plastic box of burnt frozen chicken.
