Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[AGPinochet]

For those who follow the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch series of the KGIU, what, if any, is Kevin's role in (probably) defrauding troons in the name of Injuns?

 

[Hitman One]

Watch out transphobes, Kevin is the King of tranny twitter and his 16k followers will destroy you:


Link / Archive https://archive.is/LKB5C

 

[AGPinochet]

Watch out transphobes, Kevin is the King of tranny twitter and his 16k followers will destroy you:

You can't block us Kevin, we will laugh at you until you die of fat or kill yourself (because we all know you will never get off the internet)

 

[blacksmith tony]

"watch out transphobes! i will take the one thing that makes me feel good away from you!" followed by a wry agp smirk. fellow adams apples bob in appreciation for this hot lesbian camaraderie

 

[Law]

I like Kev using "you will have a bad day on this website" as a threat. Since Twitter is his life, it probably comes off as absolutely devastating to him.
"May your pool toys be un-squeaky, may your fursona porn jpegs be anti-aliased poorly! Thus I curse ye, Terf! Away, away!"

Spoiler: Kevin "Billy Badass" Gibes

Edit: cause Kevin Threats are fun to make:
"May your tendies be cold and reasonably portioned."
"May your estradiol needle-share buddy have sweaty palms."
"I hope the pallet wood in your crumbling outdoor shower is extra splintery today!"
"May you be unable to e-beg in exact amounts, and have to round up, like the pleb cishet scum you are!"
"I hope your keeper buys you the gluten-free tater tots by mistake!"

 

[AGPinochet]

I wish someone would suggest he auction off his toys to raise money for the frozen Alpacas to see what excuse he comes up with to get out of it.

"Had to block a lot of transphobic chuds today " or "Hey twitter stop asking Impoverished Trans Womyn to make sacrifices when you yourselves are not "

 

[Neko GF]

Watch out transphobes, Kevin is the King of tranny twitter and his 16k followers will destroy you:

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Link / Archive https://archive.md/LKB5C

> "They are just jealous of your shine!"

Nobody is jealous of this fat, balding, manchild, with a disgusting flesh wound in-between his legs, who can't handle being made fun of. There's nothing to be jealous of.

You can't block us Kevin, we will laugh at you until you die of fat or kill yourself (because we all know you will never get off the internet)

This is probably why the mere existence of this thread pisses him off. No matter how hard he tries he can never escape the farms and he likely knows that his followers are too scared to register here and defend his honour.

 

[AGPinochet]

"They are just jealous of your shine!"

I am not Jealous of Kevin's shine, I am in amazement of it
*The "Shine" I am referring to is the glare that is produced when light reflects off of Kevin's grease coated skin

his followers are too scared to register here and defend his honour.

Even if they did we would just call them Niggers and Autogynephiles until they ragequit and 41%'d

 

[Law]

"They are just jealous of your shine!"

Well, the way the flourescent lights of the Westcliffe CostCo bounce off a sweaty bald forehead isn't something I could reproduce.
Shine on you crazy amholes.

 

[Yamamura]

I like Kev using "you will have a bad day on this website" as a threat. Since Twitter is his life, it probably comes off as absolutely devastating to him.
"May your pool toys be un-squeaky, may your fursona porn jpegs be anti-aliased poorly! Thus I curse ye, Terf! Away, away!"

Personally my favorite part is that he thinks the context of 16k means anything. Well maybe on twitter it does, but in the greater scheme of things compared to the rest of the internet it doesn't. For context this thread has 7M views and 36k posts, also it's one of the largest threads on the Farms, adding to the fact that Kevin occasionally gets featured on outside blogs and subreddits that we don't always notice.

I would make a fair wager that slightly more people on the internet dislike Kevin as a whole, compared to people who like him. But only because it's difficult to quantify how many people dislike him into a single statistic. Because there's a large non participation bias, where people look at him with disgust, but don't say anything.

Also Kevin, keep in mind within your 16k followers, some of them follow you to laugh at you.

> "They are just jealous of your shine!"

>Being transphobic automatically loses you not only the respect you thought you had,

If it was the respect of these people, then I consider nothing of value was lost.

 

[mickey339]

popping out of my garish two-sizes-too-small spandex and beating my eight kids in WalMart and screeching at any white lady who looked at me sideways that she was going to catch it next

I'd say that's a pretty accurate description of any black woman allowed to live on welfare in a paleskin majority country.

And it's too bad we can't openly say that any more.

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

keep in mind within your 16k followers, some of them follow you to laugh at you.

You have to respect the insistence that 16k people will immediately dogpile on anyone who dares to call him a gross fat man, with about 300 million daily users, thats still an incredibly underwhelming percentage for the amount of retardation spilling from his leaky sewer pipe every day under posts from much bigger accounts. Factoring in sock accounts and trannies who habitually follow anyone with a trans flag background, I'm sure there's at most 16 people who immediately fill his inbox to tell him how stunning and brave he is every time someone with more to do tallies up his toy money.

 

[mickey339]

A New Year's Resolution that Kevin will definitely fail:

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Has he mentioned the UK before?

 

[0 0]

Let's get back on topic

Gender Europhobia
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New year priorities:
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So unfuckable that not even "girl-dick" having troons want to fuck him. Also, the main problem with the amhole is that it exits and no amount of care will ever make it less of a mistake.

A New Year's Resolution that Kevin will definitely fail:
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Going from wasting money on worthless plastic shit to wasting money equally worthless degenerate furry art. Real priorities.

>Bitches about Nintendo
>Will continue to consoomer their products
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Kevin insisting he likes pink because all lesbians like pink reverberates the same stereotyping ignorance as his suggestion he sucks at math because all women are naturally unable to add more than three digits together.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Has he mentioned the UK before?

About a hundred pages back, yes.

 

[WhineMeDineMe69Me]

Has he mentioned the UK before?

He has every so often brought up a trip to the UK, mostly in the context of "I have hot trannie friends in the UK!" A quick skim of his Twitter mentions of "UK", he was complaining about not being able to go there as far back as October 2020.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

A gigantic burrito gets lowered from the ceiling, Jurassic Park style.

I'm picturing a large moo-ing burrito being lowered via crane from overhead to a pack of hideous men in miniskirts with longhair. All the troons are in classic velociraptor posture.

 

[Kup]

2022 is gonna be a rough one for Kevin’s hoarding, price increases, long drought until new TF line, impulse buys because of the drought, a pricey line of exclusive made to order figures at $55 each, store exclusives and another Titan from a series he likes.

Expect a lot of whining about “muh capitalism” bad.

 

[Malagor the dank omen]

Expect a lot of whining about “muh capitalism” bad.

Muh capitalism bad because i cannot affort to fill my house with inane plastic garbage designed for children, not because of the inhuman exploitation of people and the corruption of banking institutions.

Also, anyone expecting Kev to complain about living space soon while still filling his living space to the brim with garbage?

 

[CheesyBoy]

He has every so often brought up a trip to the UK, mostly in the context of "I have hot trannie friends in the UK!" A quick skim of his Twitter mentions of "UK", he was complaining about not being able to go there as far back as October 2020.
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What the fuck would he even do in the UK? Do they have their own unique plastic robots?