DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lazycunt]

This is a false flag op and you are a faggot.

Kill yourself.

I mean it's one of the dsp dentheads, so they can then tattle on this stranger who totally is a real person, to phill who will then go on a big rant about trolls because one person equals everyone apparently.
He's like a shitty AI with canned responses unless it's food then fuck he's passionate then.
So what we can take from this phill is a faggot and if he wants to kill himself he should do it on stream.

 

[cat2770]

I mean it's one of the dsp dentheads, so they can then tattle on this stranger who totally is a real person, to phill who will then go on a big rant about trolls because one person equals everyone apparently.
He's like a shitty AI with canned responses unless it's food then fuck he's passionate then.
So what we can take from this phill is a faggot and if he wants to kill himself he should do it on stream.

He will prob do it if he reaches the 350 members / 400 tips goal. You never know.. greed is a powerful motive.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

Hey guys just wanted to post some sort of proof without implicating myself in anything.

Phil has been using stolen CCs to tip himself and add to his daily tip goal, he usually does $20,$50 tips to make it Les suspect since banks don't contest payments under $100.

First of all if Phil was using stolen credit cards, why the fuck would you be implicated in anything? You would just be exposing the information. That doesn’t make any goddamned sense. Second, Phil isn’t scummy or smart enough to tip himself without screwing something up and tipping himself as Phil Brunell or some shit.

In conclusion, this post is bad and you should feel bad. So thumbs down, ni—mutha fucka!!

 

[Agent Proper]

mods can we get a ban on this nigger

Any Retard is allowed to post stupid shit to laugh at just ask @Anony about his year end sperg out that lead to those pictures he posted. @Anony hit me up in the DMs, you were doing so well then Christmas hit, Did you get depressed because Phil didn't say Happy Holidays to you?

 

[JamFlowMan]

So dsp is pretty much asking for a new pc so he can use windows 10 BUT he is not playing any games on it.

ok then... can't wait for the "gifted" one that conveniently shows up mid 2022

This is the guy who bought a new laptop (or was that one of those mysterious "gifts" also) just to look at tips and his chat so I can't deny he'd waste money to get an upgrade his current computer could easily handle.

That and he seems to get a fleeting high from showing off new shit he/someone wasted money on. The catch is he can only show off things that will "improve the stream" like neckphones, arcade sticks, the previously mentioned laptop, hell you could even throw in game pass. All those things were hyped up and amazing for a stream or two but then the rush wears off and it's time to buy something new.

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

How would Pigroach steal credit cards?
He doesn't even leave his house.

The only time he "stole" credit cards is when he applied for 14 credit cards, maxed them all out, had no plans to ever pay them back & declared bankruptcy to have them magically be waived away. But that's more of a scam than outright theft.

 

[cat2770]

This is the guy who bought a new laptop (or was that one of those mysterious "gifts" also) just to look at tips and his chat so I can't deny he'd waste money to get an upgrade his current computer could easily handle.

That and he seems to get a fleeting high from showing off new shit he/someone wasted money on. The catch is he can only show off things that will "improve the stream" like neckphones, arcade sticks, the previously mentioned laptop, hell you could even throw in game pass. All those things were hyped up and amazing for a stream or two but then the rush wears off and it's time to buy something new.

He is one of those who doesn't understand the technology yet he wants it for "his streams" Why should he get a new PC if he has no information how to maintain one let alone actually use for its purpose. Phil being an unreasonable pig as always.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So basically he would have 70k in the bank (roughly) if he didn't have WWE champions. Wow. I knew it was bad but that's bad.

According to census.gov the median household income in the USA in 2020 was $67,521.
DSP made $78,794 in tips alone, so yeah he could have put 60K-70K in the bank, and he could probably have done that every year he has done this BS full time.

So he could have put something like $800K into a retirement fund at this point, owned his house condo and have no debt.

But here we are. Still paying back taxes, going to be surprised by a new "tax season" and paying for 2 condos (and paying late fees as well).

Oh and as an aside the Burnell household also have the $14K-$18K Khet bring in that goes to......?

It really makes you start to wonder how much he's spent on other games, too. If you add all those microtransactions together its probably more than double what he's spent on WWE champions.

Really good point. We talk about WWE Champions because that's the one we have the evidence about. But when you look into his money it really does makes you wonder if that is the only gatcha he's whaling on.

I trust @Piece of Peace on his guesstimate on how much Phil has thrown into the void to feel like a winner. Scare stuff, don't do gatcha kids.

Someone finally told DSP that he changed the difficulty setting to easy during the previous Lost Judgment stream. Of course, DSP didn't believe them and blamed da troollz for making it up. Just watch this e-hermit completely construct his own reality and be completely surprised by actual reality.

DSP in a nutshell:

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Jesus Christ. This really is DSP summed up in 1:17

I just thought about how to put Phil's life currently at its most basic broken down form and I came up with.

Video Games
Living Room
Bed

That's it. Some existence eh!?

WRONG!
He goes out once a week to the mall with his mom waife to buy supplies for food creation and maintaining his catson Jasper. DEBUNKED!

But yeah that's his life, pretty fucking sad when you see it like that.
So nobody needs to do anything to fuck with DSP, he does it to himself than anybody else could do.

 

[gettingthatgrooveback]

Is it me or is Phil making more money on Youtube than he did on Twitch?
The amount in superchats he gets far makes up for the lost memberships.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

Exactly this.

In the States, disreputable card companies love people who filed bankruptcy. They see them as worth the gamble as most people who filed feel embarrassed that they let it get to that point. As such, they will take whatever offer they can get their hands on so they can fix their credit ASAP

Phil likely has multiple cards that he's using to pad his subs and donos. There's far too many "long time fans" that show up out of nowhere and disappear just as quickly.

Phil is absolutely stupid enough to do this. He will put himself in debt to create the illusion that his business is profitable.

Doesn't that go against his whole entire idea of raising funds for bills/taxes/condo payments and whatever else he needs to spend money on? Unless Phil is a accumulating bucket loads of credit cards through some nefarious means to funnel cash for a bunch of purchases and he's collaborating with some middle man helping him out (because let's be honest he's far too stupid to do something this elaborate without fucking up along the way) that him trying to prop up his membership count would go against his ideal situation that he has a large of number genuine fans/supporters that give him money and totally do not come from a handful of big spenders that contribute almost half of his total income (if you were to include the multiple sock accounts).

It just doesn't make much sense, even if you try to apply any sort of broken logic to Phil, he's an impulsive spender that would rather spend that money on other things like microtransactions and whatever gacha shit he's up to now and other things he decides to splurge on. His successful "legacy" is a combination of a number of coping techniques that he's formulated over the years by harboring this echo chamber environment and larping that all this money that people give him immediately equal that he's a successful kahntent creator and he's better then all the rest of those paid shills.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Is it me or is Phil making more money on Youtube than he did on Twitch?
The amount of superchats he gets far makes up for the lost memberships.

Nooo, superchats are irrelevant, it's not money he has immediately /sarcasm. And according to continued begging behaviors you might think he never gets this money.

I said it anno domino, I say it again, superchats ARE almost immediate money. And if he doesn't spend it all on WWE gatcha mechanics then he has the exact same amount as if he received live tips. Most people get a paycheck once a month and the amount gets rationed till the next paycheck. Just like superchats, a monthly paycheck based on the performance of the last month. The money isn't gone, he got the money in full like a normal paycheck, he has the full cash from last month in his pockets.

A live tip with instant usage is almost the same, but split in many small paychecks over the month. His expenses should be exactly the same, at the end of the month he should have spend and gained the exact same money irrelevant of method.

Either: 2 + 2 + 1 + 5 = $10.
Or: One time $10.
It's the same. He has the exact same amount to spend spend spend. The only logical conclusion seems to be a hardcore addiction to gambling and the attached need to receive instant gratification, by also getting instant money.

His reasoning for instant tips is idiotic. "Money that I can use immediately" is not a selling argument if you just think about it for a hot second.

Phil, you read this, I know that and you know that, I wasn't even directly talking to @gettingthatgrooveback but YOU. Just an advice:
Just say "Youtube takes 30% of your superchat" and your army of easy to entertain wheelchairs may be very shocked by this illegal robbery.

 

[Balr0g]

Nooo, superchats are irrelevant, it's not money he has immediately /sarcasm. And according to continued begging behaviors you might think he never gets this money.

Well superchats are not the full amount he gets after the end of the month. Youtube takes a cut so of course he doesn't like superchats that much despite the fact that he gets some HUGE superchats Unlike the bits on Twitch where you pay extra to aquire the bits but the streamer gets the amount that was cheered during a stream. And as usual Phil wastes his money faster then we can say "Payday". He has build a lifestyle that can't compensate for sudden disruptions. That's why he raised his tips goal to 200 when he was kicked out of the Twitch partnership. He has no reserves and he certainly has no will to change his lifestyle. I mean he cries poor but consider what he owns: a huge middleunit condo, several latest tech toys and so on. He is not struggling to put food on the table or anything. Imagine if his income gets halved for a year. He would rant all day about Trolls and demand more tips. He has at least realized that his daily expenses are rising but did he change? UHH NOOOO

 

[bajagoogoo]

Doesn't that go against his whole entire idea of raising funds for bills/taxes/condo payments and whatever else he needs to spend money on?

Phil has a fourm and business internet, neither of which he needs but thinks is essential to his business

Phil refuses to go with a up-to-date PC for variety streaming and drops a needless amount into consoles.

Spending money he doesn't need to whilst begging for his condo payment is Phil's raison d'être.

Unless Phil is a accumulating bucket loads of credit cards through some nefarious means to funnel cash for a bunch of purchases and he's collaborating with some middle man helping him out (because let's be honest he's far too stupid to do something this elaborate without fucking up along the way)

Not nefarious means. He just takes whatever he can get When Phil declared bankruptcy he had thirteen credit cards to his name.

And I have no doubt he's close to that number again.

I find it extremely hard to believe that each and every single sock belongs to his wheelchairs.

I'll be more than happy to take the L if I'm wrong, but I wholeheartedly believe that him and Kat pad his numbers with at least a few of the cards he's likely accumulated.

 

[YokuNama]

I find it extremely hard to believe that each and every single sock belongs to his wheelchairs.

I'll be more than happy to take the L if I'm wrong, but I wholeheartedly believe that him and Kat pad his numbers with at least a few of the cards he's likely accumulated.

I think you completely underestimate the power of manipulating the handicapped and mentally disabled.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Well superchats are not the full amount he gets after the end of the month. Youtube takes a cut so of course he doesn't like superchats that much despite the fact that he gets some HUGE superchats Unlike the bits on Twitch where you pay extra to aquire the bits but the streamer gets the amount that was cheered during a stream. And as usual Phil wastes his money faster then we can say "Payday". He has build a lifestyle that can't compensate for sudden disruptions. That's why he raised his tips goal to 200 when he was kicked out of the Twitch partnership. He has no reserves and he certainly has no will to change his lifestyle. I mean he cries poor but consider what he owns: a huge middleunit condo, several latest tech toys and so on. He is not struggling to put food on the table or anything. Imagine if his income gets halved for a year. He would rant all day about Trolls and demand more tips. He has at least realized that his daily expenses are rising but did he change? UHH NOOOO

He has to pay taxes on superchats, Youtube issues a 1099. Tips on Paypal not so much.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

[Wordswordswords...near-verbatim mimicry of one of Tubbo St. Jean's go-to sobby monologues, written into the script in Acme's Disappearing/REEEappearing Ink™, whenever Piggytits is compelled to dust off the Chargebacks Arc of his self-penned fanfic & toss that one back into the beg rotation for a few weeks. (Slightly repurposed to change the anime villain from one/a legion of nefarious, giggling, faceless rando/s he mostly invented out of thin air, to him.) Wordswordswords...]

... As long as I remain incapable of understanding cyber-enigmas like yourself, I feel like that means I'm doing okay.

But I did get a quick laugh out of the assertion that... that knuckledragging, perpetual scream-tantrum of a biologicale male mongtard possesses the intellectual acuity to even run a quasi-competent god damn Google search on how to go about committing fraud w/ credit cards (credit cards that don't bear his name, I mean. ) Let alone escape detection...

So, thanks? That was a brief flash of entertainment.

I have proof of it but I won't be releasing it due legal implications

Oh Jesus I take back anything non-scathing I just said. You are a filthy content cocktease, & the only thing worse than that, is one that doesn't even actually have any. And the only thing worse than those things, is one that can't even manage to be funny. And my aforementioned lol doesn't count because I invoked Takesies Backsies.

Srsly, log out of KF, log out of Minecraft, & go find a nice forest.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

Another "mysterious" pop up error.
@Piece of Peace
Just like yesterday.
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Krona tip.
DDM Chat thinks this is Snow Carl.
Second "missing animation". thank GOD for DDM.
Apparently they posted stole Credit Card proof?
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I'll be honest, I hate motherfuckers like this.

People who come in with unverfied information with some supposed big fucking bomb against a lolcow, who might be lying just for Kiwifarms clout. There's just too much shit that I don't believe. How does an intern who sweeps floors have info on Phil's credit card usage? I don't believe this shit at all.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

I think you completely underestimate the power of manipulating the handicapped and mentally disabled.

Yea, I don't know why it seems so crazy that he gets the money he asks for.

The key to the scam is delusion, and DSP has it in spades. He believes himself enough to convey it to his mostly dented, or immature (mostly both) fanbase.

So it's not that much of a surprise he asks for money, and someone gives it to him.

Literally nothing else matters as long as he stays delusional and manages to convey that to his paypigs.

 

[Full Race Replay]

One of the things that puzzles me about DSP is why he is so against playing computer games as opposed to being a console consoomer playing the same old AAA releases

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

One of the things that puzzles me about DSP is why he is so against playing computer games as opposed to being a console consoomer playing the same old AAA releases

You might wanna sit down for this one.
But I'm not sure he told the truth when he told us he used to build PC's back in the day.

Having demonstrated on a near daily basis what a boomer and techtard he is, can you imagine him playing games on a PC and try and trouble shoot live?

Mind you this would be top tier entertainment for sure, but Phil knows he would fuck up playing on PC hard and his ego could not handle this being streamed for us to point and laugh even harder.