DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Coke Zero]

Phil has a fourm and business internet, neither of which he needs but thinks is essential to his business

Phil refuses to go with a up-to-date PC for variety streaming and drops a needless amount into consoles.

Spending money he doesn't need to whilst begging for his condo payment is Phil's raison d'être.

Not nefarious means. He just takes whatever he can get When Phil declared bankruptcy he had thirteen credit cards to his name.
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And I have no doubt he's close to that number again.

I find it extremely hard to believe that each and every single sock belongs to his wheelchairs.

I'll be more than happy to take the L if I'm wrong, but I wholeheartedly believe that him and Kat pad his numbers with at least a few of the cards he's likely accumulated.

I've always thought that Phil (and maybe Kat is involved too) probably adds fake tips to make it look like he's doing better than he actually is but that wouldn't really require actual credit card transactions. No one sees the actual tips/messages so he could just say he received a behind the scenes tip or send through a test pop-up animation that didn't actually have money involved.

Phil has said stuff before about how he thinks seeing tips motivates others to tip also so I wouldn't be surprised if he's planting fake tips to try to get other people to tip also and get closer to the goals.

As far as actually using Phil's own credit cards to tip himself with the intention of just eventually having that debt discharged again, it wouldn't actually serve any purpose to funnel money from his credit cards to his bank account through tips- if the debt is going to be discharged anyway, it doesn't matter if Phil spends directly with the credit cards or sends it to his bank account first.

 

[Fact Me Till I Fart]

One of the things that puzzles me about DSP is why he is so against playing computer games as opposed to being a console consoomer playing the same old AAA releases

It's a case of laziness combined with a loss of creativity with Phil, remember when he said that GTA would save the stream but didn't?

He played SA and still got a TIHYDP, and sacrifices the eagerly awaiting Metroid Dread that chat wants to see...

He talks all about new releases yet still plays those "old remasters" like they will still save streams and get audiences...

It's all a case of hypocrisy with his methods, no challenging games yet enjoy those HE wants to play like JRPG such as Lost Judgement...

The best he can do is cry Game Pass yet still chooses what he wants to play and chat is held off by being persuaded to have a false sense of democracy in choice...

Thus another reason why his channel is rotting away and good reason until he actually makes radical changes to streams

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

One of the things that puzzles me about DSP is why he is so against playing computer games as opposed to being a console consoomer playing the same old AAA releases

He got assmad that his computer couldn't handle RAGE (a shit PC port) while others could do it with no issue. The difference is that Phil can't take care of electronics to save his life, so he refuses to shut down the computer to clear RAM, temporary files, and refuses to update the OS and drivers.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

You might wanna sit down for this one.
But I'm not sure he told the truth when he told us he used to build PC's back in the day.

Having demonstrated on a near daily basis what a boomer and techtard he is, can you imagine him playing games on a PC and try and trouble shoot live?

Mind you this would be top tier entertainment for sure, but Phil knows he would fuck up playing on PC hard and his ego could not handle this being streamed for us to point and laugh even harder.

Not to mention the glory that was Halloween 2020 where he was trolled in Team Fortress 2...after being a fucking idiot and not updating his PC before the marathon to be able to play the game. Because why do that prep work ahead of time?

 

[DeeTracktor]

It's a case of laziness combined with a loss of creativity with Phil, remember when he said that GTA would save the stream but didn't?

Yeah he did say that about Xbox Gamepass aswell

And the chair...

And the laptop...

And the Vests...

And the New Liberace Vests

And the Hats

And the New Nazi hats

And updating his Patreon tiers

And the new membership ''benefits'' which consisted of giving Phil money

And cleaning his ''office''

And having a new ''professional'' set up, including empty boxes and a $5 Tekken Trophy

And having Jasper on stream

And being able to Co-Op with his Mom Wife on stream

And disabling Youtube/Twitter comments to protect his viewers from the trolls

Did I miss anything from the recent past that would save the stream?

 

[DentSidePhil]

Not to mention the glory that was Halloween 2020 where he was trolled in Team Fortress 2...after being a fucking idiot and not updating his PC before the marathon to be able to play the game. Because why do that prep work ahead of time?

Cunt can't even be bothered to at least make sure his controller is charged before a stream, I can't even imagine his PC gayming life.

 

[Coke Zero]

Yeah he did say that about Xbox Gamepass aswell

And the chair...

And the laptop...

And the Vests...

And the New Liberace Vests

And the Hats

And the New Nazi hats

And updating his Patreon tiers

And the new membership ''benefits'' which consisted of giving Phil money

And cleaning his ''office''

And having a new ''professional'' set up, including empty boxes and a $5 Tekken Trophy

And having Jasper on stream

And being able to Co-Op with his Mom Wife on stream

And disabling Youtube/Twitter comments to protect his viewers from the trolls

Did I miss anything from the recent past that would save the stream?

The new gta trilogy was going to save his streams. And also every year the Hardcore Mature Adult Gaming Season is supposed to save his career.

 

[Kosher Dill]

When Phil declared bankruptcy he had thirteen credit cards to his name.

And I have no doubt he's close to that number again.

Surprisingly, the bank/credit report leaks showed that he still had no credit cards whatsoever as of a few months ago. It's anyone's guess as to why - maybe he just honestly thinks he's unable to get new cards.

 

[WirelessMonitoring]

Phil has a fourm and business internet, neither of which he needs but thinks is essential to his business

Phil refuses to go with a up-to-date PC for variety streaming and drops a needless amount into consoles.

Spending money he doesn't need to whilst begging for his condo payment is Phil's raison d'être.

Not nefarious means. He just takes whatever he can get When Phil declared bankruptcy he had thirteen credit cards to his name.
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And I have no doubt he's close to that number again.

I find it extremely hard to believe that each and every single sock belongs to his wheelchairs.

I'll be more than happy to take the L if I'm wrong, but I wholeheartedly believe that him and Kat pad his numbers with at least a few of the cards he's likely accumulated.

Due to Phil's Bankruptcy, I do not think that he could get a credit card unless it has really bad terms.

I believe Kat's credit should be unaffected, so they could be using her line of credit for such activities, but I really think that it is a stretch that they are using their own/stolen credit cards to get extra money.

There is some risk involved in using stolen credit cards, which I do not believe that he would do. For using their own cards to tip himself, it does not make sense to me, as they would be incurring fees (paypal, youtube, etc.) to do this, when they could just use the cards and keep all of the money they are using.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I've always thought that Phil (and maybe Kat is involved too) probably adds fake tips to make it look like he's doing better than he actually is

The one area in which Phil is not okay with being fake is his financial success, because without it, that's when he loses things he would actually get hurt from losing, like his ability to whale out on Champions and still eat that day. Unlike the feeling of telling a bullshit story meant to make him look cool, which never hurts him for being fake. It's the mockery that hurts his feelings, but never teaches him anything for the same reason he gets hurt by the mockery: he hates people too much to change in reaction to them.

He's not going to prop up his intake with his own money just for sake of appearances, especially since he lies and says it's lower than what it actually is anyway. He's a failing business in spite of it, but doesn't see it that way because he's stupid enough to ignore the signs NOT coming from people, and the people outright telling him are people he hates the most. And even if they weren't, he would still hate them enough to ignore them.

Thus another reason why his channel is rotting away and good reason until he actually makes radical changes to streams

He won't see any problem until his income is cut in half and stays that way long enough for him to accept that it is indeed permanent, and even then, he may not do anything positive about it. But we'll never know for sure what it takes to make him stop being lazy and stubborn until such a day comes and he does whatever he does. Personally, I think he has only done a bit of revitalization out of ego, not concern for his financial future. He feels secure in the latter, even though he shouldn't, but definitely not with the former, for obvious reasons.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I've always thought that Phil (and maybe Kat is involved too) probably adds fake tips to make it look like he's doing better than he actually is but that wouldn't really require actual credit card transactions. No one sees the actual tips/messages so he could just say he received a behind the scenes tip or send through a test pop-up animation that didn't actually have money involved.

DSP gets mad when someone gives him too much money at once instead of the same amount spread out, because he believes it means non-whales will not tip him. He would never fake having received money and risk a random clod out there thinking they don't need to tip.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Wow. Some of you amaze me.

Which of these scenarios seems more likely to you?

1.) Phil, a lazy idiot, collects hundreds of stolen CCs off the dark web and carefully launders himself money every day in real time.

Or

2.) Phil is an autistic retard who attracts other autistic retards and they willingly give him their disability checks.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

He got assmad that his computer couldn't handle RAGE (a shit PC port) while others could do it with no issue. The difference is that Phil can't take care of electronics to save his life, so he refuses to shut down the computer to clear RAM, temporary files, and refuses to update the OS and drivers.

He could have crypto miners running in the background, along with 40 search bars and will still never be able to figure out what's eating up his resources.

 

[Kosher Dill]

He would never fake having received money and risk a random clod out there thinking they don't need to tip.

In fact he hides money from his "behind the scenes tips" to bait out more non-whale contributions.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

DSP gets mad when someone gives him too much money at once instead of the same amount spread out, because he believes it means non-whales will not tip him. He would never fake having received money and risk a random clod out there thinking they don't need to tip.

I always thought it was more like when actual beggars ("Street Phils" i calls 'em) leave some coins in their hat/cup/plastic tub. They do that so people think that other people have given them money - so they should too.

Mind you, that's dealing with the general public and not the cast of One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, so who knows.

I think i just argued myself out of my own point. Time to take a break.

 

[Dashi112]

aww dsp got his forums fixed...or removed the captcha

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I officially have gout.

Is this karma for making fun of DSP?

 

[Coke Zero]

DSP gets mad when someone gives him too much money at once instead of the same amount spread out, because he believes it means non-whales will not tip him. He would never fake having received money and risk a random clod out there thinking they don't need to tip.

You're assuming Phil cares about looking consistent or having a coherent, thought out plan.

I just think when Phil is sitting on like $15 after streaming for a few hours, he gets embarrassed about receiving so little money and needs to pump up his ego. Remember how much emphasis he puts on beating the trolls by being successful, which means receiving money. In his head, the trolls are winning if he has a slow stream.

Phil has two ongoing narratives that are inconsistent with each other- when he is talking to his fans he is poor and on the verge of losing everything tomorrow but when he is addressing the trolls, he is a successful streamer and the trolls are just jealous he makes a good living playing video games.

Phil will do/say whatever makes him feel the best in that exact moment, he doesn't think longterm about what he is doing or saying so if he needs to seed fake tips one minute but complain about being poor later that day, he'll do it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

You're assuming Phil cares about looking consistent or having a coherent, thought out plan.

I just think when Phil is sitting on like $15 after streaming for a few hours, he gets embarrassed about receiving so little money and needs to pump up his ego. Remember how much emphasis he puts on beating the trolls by being successful, which means receiving money. In his head, the trolls are winning if he has a slow stream.

Phil has two ongoing narratives that are inconsistent with each other- when he is talking to his fans he is poor and on the verge of losing everything tomorrow but when he is addressing the trolls, he is a successful streamer and the trolls are just jealous he makes a good living playing video games.

Phil will do/say whatever makes him feel the best in that exact moment, he doesn't think longterm about what he is doing or saying so if he needs to seed fake tips one minute but complain about being poor later that day, he'll do it.

He fails to realize 'da trollz' win the second he begs and there's no changing that.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

One of the things that puzzles me about DSP is why he is so against playing computer games as opposed to being a console consoomer playing the same old AAA releases

He said yesterday that playing PC games is too much "work" and that khansoles are better because you have to upgrade your PC every few years to be able to play newer games unlike khansoles which you don't. Good thing Phil taught me that you don't need to update your consoles at all to play new games, I'm gonna stop by my dad's and undust my PS1 so I can play Demon's Souls Remake on it. Additionally he said that it's too much extra "work" to get a PC game working optimally while you just pop in a game and play on khansole. In my experience unless the game is optimized like pure shit games do a really good job at autodetecting the settings you can smoothly play a game at, especially recently. With drivers both AMD Adrenaline and GeForce Experience can find driver updates immediately and let you schedule when you wanna update them.

The conclusion is thus: Phail is just a lazy pigger and he'd just find new and exciting ways to fuck up streaming, gaming or even booting up his PC if he ever tries playing games on a computer.