Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

Big news everyone, Wifey is the Zodiac killer.

 

[SWEETIE1989]

Her painting is just like her fabulous doodles she was doing. Im not surprised at all. She doesn't have a creative bone in all that flabby body. 100 days... should we start taking bets on how long it will last?

 

[ADHD]

Will someone buy the neon nipple boob painting!?

Archive:

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Did Wipey come out of the box fat or did being in Amber's orbit make her fat, because Wipey is fucking FAT.

 

[Xenomorph]

Big news everyone, Wifey is the Zodiac killer.
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Looking fat there Mammy! Fitting right in Chez Adipose.

 

[nofriendofours]

Her last weigh in was December 22nd and she weighed 489. She gained 15 pounds in 12 days. Bonkers. This 100 days of weighing in should last no more than 3 days based on that.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber admitted she doesn't like the taste of coffee.

"Girlfriend" looks to be as wide as Amber. How horrifying. (Creeping behind her in that hoodie was pretty funny though.)

 

[Constellationzero]

Becky is that special ed kid in school you always wondered why is she in special ed until you talk to her. She has the mental maturity and EQ of a 12 year old so im sure even if Amber was shading Becky, shes gonna be oblivious as shit.

Bolth are just two spuds from two different fields. Fat Albert was likely a "mainstreamed" tater herself in high school, thinking she's the class valedictorian of her self-contained SPED homeroom.

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

Her last weigh in was December 22nd and she weighed 489. She gained 15 pounds in 12 days. Bonkers. This 100 days of weighing in should last no more than 3 days based on that.

This is going to backfire fantastically.
Weighing in daily is not the best option for a lot of people especially women because weight does fluctuate a pound or two simply from stress. If (haha) Amber sticks to an actual regimen for a week or so and ends up gaining a couple pounds (at her weight she can fluctuate a couple of pounds more than a regular size person) she'll freak out and boop new cycle.

Who am I kidding she'll just cycle anyway.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Usual Hambo bullshit, I see.
Just been watching this documentary. Very interesting. Even when she first started YT, she never completed anything and never lost any weight. As for the excuses why...
Most shocking is we never see the (in)famous 89 elbees loss on camera, it's a take Fatty's word for it moment.
Cycle after cycle, then the narrator says it's only 11 months in to her YT career. She must be absolutely exhausting to be near.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4Mzk_O24CU&list=TLPQMDMwMTIwMjImIUtNNgdozg&index=2

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Her last weigh in was December 22nd and she weighed 489. She gained 15 pounds in 12 days. Bonkers. This 100 days of weighing in should last no more than 3 days based on that.

Jesus! Fat Amber really went overboard while Wipey was away huh?

This is what happens when you're forcing an addict to make a change they're both not committed to and have no desire to make. If she was, she would have stuck to her diet regardless of who was there to supervise her.

This is very typical with Fat Amber. The only times she's been successful was when someone else was "in charge" and in some way controlling her calorie intake. Once she's left to her own devices, she goes right back to stuffing her face and it seems, with a vengence. As if to say "Fuck You" to anyone who is legitimaty trying to help her.

What a strange way to thank someone for their efforts. Fat Amber doesn't want to lose weight and if she does, she wants everyone else to do all the work for her. This is why she will never succeed and like most death fats, will be dead before 40.

edit: spelling

 

[Turd Fergusson]

and she thinks its so funny how much a year can change EVERYTHING (except weight apparently)

This is true if you want to change. Unfortunately Amber does not want to change.

100 days of weighing in! lets see how long this lasts
she weighs 504.6 allegedly
she wants to get down to 350 by the end of the year, losing 50 in the next 100 days!

It is a 100 days of weighing, not 100 days of telling us her weight. I expect as soon as her weight creeps up, this will be it for this. So she gained about 15 pounds in 2 weeks. Her weight loss was mostly water, thus she did not lose any fat. For Amber to lose 50 pounds in 3 months is not going to happen unless she is planning to have bariatric surgery. Every year she makes the same resolution to lose huge amount of weight without telling us how she will do it.

 

[FickleFuck]

Aw, look at Wipey trying to make Hambutt relevant again so the gravy train doesn't derail. How is this nig nog "in shape" when she's fucking Thumb-sized looking, AKA 'bout the same damn size as No Necks.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I love how her new theme song mentions morning coffee. That's just so Amber, the way she drinks coffee every morning and has so many coffee-related groceries. Can't do anything without her coffee.

 

[HAUL&GAIN]

Poor AL has to "clean up" christmas standees- which is easy for morbid obese to grab 'n' plot anywhere in the house.

She has all the time to clean EVERYTHING but she says she only got small decors finished... jeez

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

I love how her new theme song mentions morning coffee. That's just so Amber, the way she drinks coffee every morning and has so many coffee-related groceries. Can't do anything without her coffee.

While in the same video admitting she hates the taste of coffee.....
Also, what happened to Fat Amber speaking to a weight loss doctor in January? I realise it's only the start of January but she's been talking about this supposed appointment for a while now.

Sounds like it was either a grab for views or she didn't like what the doctor had to say.

 

[Xenomorph]

Amber admitted she doesn't like the taste of coffee.

"Girlfriend" looks to be as wide as Amber. How horrifying. (Creeping behind her in that hoodie was pretty funny though.)

Death stalking her.

 

[DCMediaSped]

Typical deathfat move. Like Death by Jen, Amber is pouring in flavored no calorie syrups and zevia. Why drink something you have to mask the flavor so heavily with all that artificial shit? I get liking a flavored creamer but come on. Just skip the coffee Amber. It's just another excuse to buy more sweet crap that will just make them want to eat more later.
Amber could pull a King Cobra/Josh Saunders and sell her paintings on etsy if she gets desperate for cash. If people buy those wands Josh makes as a joke I'm sure they'd buy the paintings. Hell I bet you'd even get some of the desperate reaction channels to buy and and review them. They are all buying those Amber and Chantal dolls someone makes so I'm sure the paintings would be in demand.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Way to go, fatty. Are you using your amazeen writeeen skills to develop a script about a serial killer and physically blocking out the scenes to get the right pichur in your fat head?

This is why she will never succeed:

She is a malignant narcissist who "knows what works" for her and does not want to change.

Fixed that.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

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Did Wipey come out of the box fat or did being in Amber's orbit make her fat, because Wipey is fucking FAT.

That just looks like Becky.