01/03/22 - 24 Hour Free Ralph Festival (now the 24 Hour Guntry Road Special) - Ralph intended to do a 24-hour stream the second day before his trial and is now stuck on I-95

Hüftpriester said:
If only he waited it out on 95, he'd be home by now. It's not even snowing anymore, lol. The fat retard completely felted himself.
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to be fair doesn't that summarize his entire life? one fuck up after another caused by himself. he could have just stayed the course and have been fine. but he didn't and suffered. he drove Zidan away by abandoning show notes and guests to chase the latest Warski drama, he fucked himself by deciding to get faith and fuck a baby into her instead of chosing to stay single. he fucked himself by abandoning faith to get with may, when he already established how unfuckable she seemed to him and the rest of this sector. even sleeping on the couch instead of making his way to his hotel room landed him in jail. he is amazing at bad decisions.
 
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So if he's absolutely stuck he either got May's car stuck, gunted May's car into a ditch, or the dumb motherfucker ran out of gas. He was only off of I-95 for a little bit of time so he could have turned around and made it if something like that didn't happen. Holy shit Ralph, at the last fucking minute you absolutely felt yourself into oblivion. :story:
 
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He was attacked on the road by an alawg frost giant and barely survived, and that's why May's car is fucking busted.

What do you even do when this motherfucker comes at you?
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Keranu said:
That reminds me, didn't he just announce that the Destiny vs Mark Collett debate would be happening during the marathon?

Lmao please tell me so. His big dream debate flops again hahaha. It's OK Ralph, Destiny would have showed you up again anyways.

And now he's gonna be back in jail anyways so that debate will never happen.

Some other stream should host the debate instead just to rub it in Ralph's gunt while he's struggling to hold a bar of soap in jail.
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need to host it on mati

Kramer on the phone said:
to be fair doesn't that summarize his entire life? one fuck up after another caused by himself. he could have just stayed the course and have been fine. but he didn't and suffered. he drove Zidan away by abandoning show notes and guests to chase the latest Warski drama, he fucked himself by deciding to get faith and fuck a baby into her instead of chosing to stay single. he fucked himself by abandoning faith to get with may, when he already established how unfuckable she seemed to him and the rest of this sector. even sleeping on the couch instead of making his way to his hotel room landed him in jail. he is amazing at bad decisions.
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lol if ralph doesnt have signal or isnt responding he might have fucking died. what a bitch ass way to go and leave the epic saga to whimper out.
 
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Featured on Jan 3, 2022 by Null: Ethan Ralph has his revenge pornography trial on the 5th. For New Year, he went to Las Vegas. He intended to have a 24-hour livestream to raise money today, but was caught in a blizzard on his drive home. He took a country road to get off I-95 but trapped himself in the woods.
Update: Ralph has been rescued by a black man
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Now he'll beg him to accept Meigh as a token of gratitude, JCaesar style.
 
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