01/03/22 - 24 Hour Free Ralph Festival (now the 24 Hour Guntry Road Special) - Ralph intended to do a 24-hour stream the second day before his trial and is now stuck on I-95

“Bbbbbbut Ralph I thought the black people wuz trying kill us all?”

You can hold this over any Killstream viewer now, anytime they get edgy or uppity. Just point out that a black man is the reason Ralph didn’t freeze to death in his car/coffin.

That farmer could smell the corn from a county away.
 
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Sam Losco said:
Ralph earlier today:
"They've shutdown I-95 completely. A tractor trailer spun out and is blocking the entire highway (fucking moron). "

Ralph hours later:
"Stranded out in the middle of the woods at some farm"
"If it wasn't for this based black farmer, I'd still be stuck in the woods somewhere. Was there for 3 hours. After 4 hours and 100 feet on I-95."
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This is what I love. As if Ralph could even drive a truck like that, let alone through a zero visibility blizzard. The guy with a CDL is a “fucking moron” but Ethan Ralph is a goddamn genius for getting off I-95 and trying to navigate unplowed back roads in Meigh’s shitbox sedan that doesn’t even have power steering or power locks, let alone 4WD.

And this 5’1 fatso wonders why it’s so fun to point and laugh at him.
 
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If you're used to a lot of snow and you've driven in it, it's nothing. You don't even need winter tires, I saw someone say chains lol. Chains are illegal on public roads and not necessary. I grew up in the north east where we get real snow on the Quebec border. I've gone all winter long on bald summer tires when I was younger, yeah it's sketchy but I'd still be passing people going 25 miles an hour on the highways. I will say this going in back roads yiu don't know in a snow storm is one of the dumbest things you can do. That's like thinking because you have a 4x4 you're good going 80mph on the interstate when the roads are full of black ice. I'm not surprised the gunt went into the bush, if he screwed up pantsu's bumper you know he won't say a thing until next year when he lets it out of the bag on his show. I bet his horse is jealous some black man pulled her Man out of the bush on a new tractor. Only if she was with him she would of pulled him out herself with a rope. Actually if pantsu was with him I'm sure they may not have even go stuck as she's from NY and I'm sure she is a better driver then he is. I kinda hope she didn't trust him with her car and he rented one because cheap Ralph wouldn't of paid for the extra insurance and would be out of pocket for whatever damage the car got when sliding off the road into the ditch or bush. I didn't even remember his 2r hour show was today as I haven't been watching his show much anymore. Its only good when he spergs out. The only fun part of watching Ralph's show is the kiwifarms chat. He should kiss Josh's hand for that
 
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Hüftpriester said:
Update: Ralph has been rescued by a black man
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Now he'll beg him to accept Meigh as a token of gratitude, JCaesar style.
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This is a real Ralphamale move. Intentionally, without mistake, putting your car in a situation where a nigger has to pull your car out.

Now ralph would never say nigger cause he's bitch made. Maybe he will say Loli-brides boyfriend.
 
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stupid frog said:
Come on Ralph, this is embarrassing, even for you... christ.
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Maybe he'll be like humbled by it and have a new found respect for black people. Not even a joke, a Ralph redemption arc would be nice. He maintains a healthy relationship with his child, gets visitations on weekends, is amicable with his ex child bride, always pays his child support, is set straight by the judicial system because there's no way in hell he ain't serving time, even losing weight and learns not to care about his short height. He could even get a real job and abandon the kill stream, which would be sad but we all know it would be for the best. Or he just call the guy that saved his ass a nigger on stream and die before he could even get the Chris Chan interview. What if they end up in the same jail? That would be funny.
 
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rage against modernity said:
Maybe he'll be like humbled by it and have a new found respect for black people. Not even a joke, a Ralph redemption arc would be nice. He maintains a healthy relationship with his child, gets visitations on weekends, is amicable with his ex child bride, always pays his child support, is set straight by the judicial system because there's no way in hell he ain't serving time, even losing weight and learns not to care about his short height. He could even get a real job and abandon the kill stream, which would be sad but we all know it would be for the best. Or he just call the guy that saved his ass a nigger on stream and die before he could even get the Chris Chan interview. What if they end up in the same jail? That would be funny.
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The latter is more likely.
 
I wish BBF had a podcast where he tells entertaining stories about the day to day travails of his nigger farmer life. I’d just love to hear his tale of encountering a dumb honky who’d floored it and embedded his shitbox in a snow drift that was taller than the honky. And if based black farmer is THAT based, he’s also a Kiwi Farmer. :tomgirl:
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
I wish BBF had a podcast where he tells entertaining stories about the day to day travails of his nigger farmer life. I’d just love to hear his tale of encountering a dumb honky who’d floored it and embedded his shitbox in a snow drift that was taller than the honky. And if based black farmer is THAT based, he’s also a Kiwi Farmer. :tomgirl:
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"you wouldn't believe it Brenda, this fat cracker tried driving through an unplowed road 3 foot high in snow and crashed, feeling sorry for the kid I gots my tractor and pulled him and his lady out, I think they were retarded or something, he kept going on about how based and killstreamed I was, I was gonna offer them to come inside for coffee but he reaked of alcohol and so they went"

"that's great Jeffery, we're having pork chops for dinner."
 
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