"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

Is James Augustine FUCKING DEAD?

  • Yes! Another Vtumour simp kicks the bucket.

    Votes: 201 37.0%
  • NO. Antis are just writing fan fiction 😭😭😭😭😭

    Votes: 342 63.0%

  • Total voters
    543
That's part of it. Metokur is from Metokur.org, which was a trolling group he used to belong to. The guy (haberman) that owned the site later regretted what he had done and shut it down and got the wayback machine to purge all of their archives. He wanted to delete everything and pretend like it never existed.

Jim took the metokur name for himself, and that guy's IRL pictures (which many wrongfully assume was jim), to ensure that his legacy lives on.
I feel like all of this should be in the OP. It’s a trip seeing people ITT who don’t even know what Metokur.org was.
 
I feel like all of this should be in the OP. It’s a trip seeing people ITT who don’t even know what Metokur.org was.
Those of us who discovered Jim through the Internet Insanity videos are probably not going to be familiar with the lore. All I knew was the Kurt Schlichter videos made me lol, found his Twitter and that was entertaining too.

I’ve never even watched one of his streams but the backstory on how Metokur became Metokur is interesting. Makes me wish Null would start Kiwi Farms University, à la Prager U but with actual classes taught by trollfessors who give tests and assignments. Fuck Harvard, I’d be proud if my kid graduated magna cum laude with a doctorate in Shitposting.
 
The gunt is a very boring cow, people just focus on him beacuse he goes after Null.

Jim isn't Null therefor Jim just doesn't care. Easy sorted case solved now fuck off.
I agree. Also you want to use the word "therefore"; the word "therefor" means something else and is generally considered to be antiquated.

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Those of us who discovered Jim through the Internet Insanity videos are probably not going to be familiar with the lore. All I knew was the Kurt Schlichter videos made me lol, found his Twitter and that was entertaining too.

I’ve never even watched one of his streams but the backstory on how Metokur became Metokur is interesting. Makes me wish Null would start Kiwi Farms University, à la Prager U but with actual classes taught by trollfessors who give tests and assignments. Fuck Harvard, I’d be proud if my kid graduated magna cum laude with a doctorate in Shitposting.
He’s got a 15-year history on the Internet, so people may know him from various different periods in that time frame. This thread is actually one of the best repositories of Jim info on the internet (not the only one of course). So youre probably in the right place if you wanted to learn about him. But you’re gonna have a hard time because it’s all kind of scattered across the last 1000-pages. The OP is all about his doxx, but says nothing about all the stuff he’s done.
 
He’s got a 15-year history on the Internet, so people may know him from various different periods in that time frame. This thread is actually one of the best repositories of Jim info on the internet (not the only one of course). So youre probably in the right place if you wanted to learn about him. But you’re gonna have a hard time because it’s all kind of scattered across the last 1000-pages. The OP is all about his doxx, but says nothing about all the stuff he’s done.
Oh yeah, I’ve noticed. Was excited to lol at a thread about this guy but the real fun was clowning with alogs and getting accused of paypigging and sucking Jim’s cock. Laugh a minute.
 
Worst part about Metokur by far isn't guntguarding or grifting, it's mediocrity. Man simply doesn't have anything to bring to the table. No special life experience, no interesting traits, not even a unique sense of humor, so he always has to go for the lowest hanging fruit, something trendy, something anyone can make fun of. This was true back in 2016, when he had to resort to laughing at children on tumblr or some especially degenerate furries, same is true now with whatshisface cuckold. If you have any sort of preference for content, you'll watch someone else. If you want to watch white trash, you can always check out Ralph. You want neet lolcow takes from East Europe - there is Josh. Catboys? Nick Fuentes will provide. Why would one watch Metokur? No matter how much worse lolcow's life is objectively, they're more interesting to listen to compared to Jim. And that's not even talking about actual kino content like the autistic Ralph a-logs, who actually fuck over their lives for kayfabe. A lot of people in this thread are sadly prey to textbook duckling syndrome.
 
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I tend to think Jim's at his best when he's just laughing at stupid shit. And when he's not talking about Anime...
Jim was always best against stupid internet people. Not that it's hard, but I don't think I've seen anyone "win" more at Internet Bloodsports than him because most people who participated in that were stupid internet people. Which is sad because Ralph is probably the biggest target he could rip apart but for some reason he just refuses to. Makes me wonder if he does it because he doesn't have the energy to shit on anyone any more because of the AIDS.
 
Jim was always best against stupid internet people. Not that it's hard, but I don't think I've seen anyone "win" more at Internet Bloodsports than him because most people who participated in that were stupid internet people. Which is sad because Ralph is probably the biggest target he could rip apart but for some reason he just refuses to. Makes me wonder if he does it because he doesn't have the energy to shit on anyone any more because of the AIDS.
I honestly think Jim just pities him and wants to put it behind. They would do streams all the time together and Jim would go out of his way to not step on Ralph's revenue and would boost it where he could. They were actually beginning to become friends before Jim set the boundary and put things on ice. Whatever you might say, Ralph seems to elicite too much genuine pity for Jim to have fun with and anyone who has gone through either side of that can empathize with Jim wanting to just let Ralph go.
 
I honestly think Jim just pities him and wants to put it behind. They would do streams all the time together and Jim would go out of his way to not step on Ralph's revenue and would boost it where he could. They were actually beginning to become friends before Jim set the boundary and put things on ice. Whatever you might say, Ralph seems to elicite too much genuine pity for Jim to have fun with and anyone who has gone through either side of that can empathize with Jim wanting to just let Ralph go.
Jade was friends with Ralph's Nora. Ade said Ralph suicide baits.
 
I tend to think Jim's at his best when he's just laughing at stupid shit. And when he's not talking about Anime...
Honestly I think the worst you can say about him is some of his content is derivative, but that stuff is actually my favorite. The main Jim series I actually watched was the Internet Insanity videos, which were usually compact, and got a lot of their content straight from the Farms. He usually put in a little extra effort and would sometimes bring new stuff to the table in these, but it was mostly from other lolcow content.

I never really watched these for information anyway. I think Jim is generally really quick on the uptake, ad libs really well, and I like his cynical sense of humor. He's practically a quip factory, his delivery and demeanor is top notch, and I've never watched an Internet Insanity where I felt my time had been wasted.

Also, while it would be possible to mistake his cynicism for nihilism, his obviously genuine anger at things that deserve it (like child and animal abuse) shows he actually does have solid core moral principles, he's just not virtue signaling about them all the time.
 
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