"Jim" / James Augustine née James Patrick O'Shaughnessy / Mister Metokur / Jim81Jim / Internet Aristocrat - His autistic videos and the gay beta "sweetie squad" who mindlessly suck his cock.

[Arthur Morgan]

as much as it's been mentioned over the years, i've never understood the pronuciation of this man's name. i watched his stream for the first time on nye, and he pronounced it himself. am i the only one who reads it as mr. mediocre?

not that i find that an apt description or anything, but phonetically, am i wrong? me-t-o-kur

It might be a play on the word (It's the first thing I thought of when coming up with names for the archive channel) but I've never thought it was pronounced any way besides met-o-kur.

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Where did he touch you?

On the doll.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

as much as it's been mentioned over the years, i've never understood the pronuciation of this man's name. i watched his stream for the first time on nye, and he pronounced it himself. am i the only one who reads it as mr. mediocre?

not that i find that an apt description or anything, but phonetically, am i wrong? me-t-o-kur

Meat-Oh-Kur
Met-Oh-Ker
Meet-Uh-Kur
Groom-Uh-Kur
Matte-Uh-Kar
Gunt-Guard-Supreme-Uh-Ker
Ped-Oh-Ker
Met-Uh-Kur

All of these are wrong. The name is pronounced Min-Oh-Tar, as in Mister Minotaur. I learned this by reading the back of a tube of colloidal silver.

 

[Zilch]

as much as it's been mentioned over the years, i've never understood the pronuciation of this man's name. i watched his stream for the first time on nye, and he pronounced it himself. am i the only one who reads it as mr. mediocre?

not that i find that an apt description or anything, but phonetically, am i wrong? me-t-o-kur

It's Met-oh-kher
He said years ago it was from when someone misspelled "mediocre" so that's what he chose to replace internet aristocrat after he nuked that channel

 

[Black Light Red Panic]

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I can't wait for the big reveal.

Joshua Connor Moon. For years you've been cataloguing the lives of innocent people for your own amusement. This time, it is you being catalogged.

Inside of your ass is a log, inside of that log a key. But the log is jammed in-between your engorged prostate and and a stick of dynamite. In 30 seconds, the dynamite will go off unless you can get yourself off with the log. Massage your elvish prostate. Just be warned, this entire scene is being livestreamed as a killstream exclusive. Cum or die, make your choice.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Joshua Connor Moon. For years you've been cataloguing the lives of innocent people for your own amusement. This time, it is you being catalogged.

Inside of your ass is a log, inside of that log a key. But the log is jammed in-between your engorged prostate and and a stick of dynamite. In 30 seconds, the dynamite will go off unless you can get yourself off with the log. Massage your elvish prostate. Just be warned, this entire scene is being livestreamed as a killstream exclusive. Cum or die, make your choice.

It's just like my yaoi comics! More!!!

 

[.iota.]

It might be a play on the word (It's the first thing I thought of when coming up with names for the archive channel) but I've never thought it was pronounced any way besides met-o-kur.

It's Met-oh-kher
He said years ago it was from when someone misspelled "mediocre" so that's what he chose to replace internet aristocrat after he nuked that channel

thanks. i understand how his name is pronounced, i just didn't understand why. i still don't.

Spoiler: choo-choo!

i figured is was either internet autism like no1 curr, or character lore of which i was unaware because i haven't followed him. the nye stream was my first, though i've heard plenty more from lurking and mati. i've heard the way everyone else pronounces his name, then i heard him say it himself, but i still can't reconcile why in my head. my suspicion was that he created a phonetic name, kinda like a license plate, and no one got it, so he just went with it. i'm kinda relieved that wasn't the case. it still makes me wince, though.

regardless, as a virgin viewer, i'd like to share my perspective, if i may ...
i enjoyed mister metokur's stream, i noticed some distinct similarities, some obvious impersonations, a couple of digs, and a particular comment that struck me. my problem in explaining this is that each of those instances concerns a different thread topic, so, mods, do as you will.

i was on my second (of three) beers, i had listened to dear leader's stream earlier, then i had rekieta and drex on in the background while i was summoning up the courage to finally create an account after almost five years of lurking. all, by the way, because that hapa bitch chose to insult the errverrlord's potential for progeny, on two different sites, and on new year's eve nonetheless! anyway, scrolling the farms, youtube suggests mister metokur's stream, i agree.

let me clarify something here. my awareness and interest in youtube personalities is limited largely to what i've encountered lurking here. i do not have a yt account, mati is the only stream that i specifically set aside time to watch live. always have, probably always will. i love that fucking slobber-mutted, horse-headed man. i watched rekieta's streams when josh was a guest (more of that, please) or i would catch it if he discussed the twat or the muzzle. i didn't really start watching rekeita for the sake of it until very recently, and though i'm well aware of his thread and his followers' presence on the farms, i haven't really followed him either. i like nick, though, i think he's thoughtful and entertaining. i don't agree with him on many things, but i respect him, and i enjoy his interactions with the farms. my impression is that jim likes and respects nick, too. his deference to nick having already done a stream about jack struck me as something rather endearing. i think he specifically mentioned the words "out of respect". idk. even if i don't follow nick closely, i was still proud of him for putting up the numbers he did in the past few weeks. it made me happy for him, and i kinda felt the same thing thrum my heartstrings when i heard jim say that.

i write all of this for the sake of comparison. because unlike jim, and josh, and nick, there are a couple of other thread-bearers by whom i am so completely and thoroughly repulsed that i simply cannot tolerate it. i do not willingly watch, read, or listen to any of ethan fucking ralph's "content" unless it's josh or nick discussing it. same for dax the diddler's, although i did watch the snipe stream of his appearance on that banal reality show. something tells me that was all i needed to know exactly what his "content" would entail. regardless, they're both vile, therefore i delight in their undoing. as such i've begun to read threads and watch streams that i might not have otherwise, such as mister metokur.

so, in addition to the warm tone and complimentary comments for rekeita, did anyone else catch the comments about just how many a penis mister metokur has been subject to this (past) year? he was in the midst of insulting jack's manhood, but by way of doing so he invoked the guntception. his tone was derisive, he mentioned both the gunt, and then the gunt's penis. it was difficult to tell if he was purposefully insinuating that the gunt's penis is sad and small, but that jack's penis is sadder and smaller, or not. i kinda think he took the opportunity to linger. he mentioned some other names attached to penieses, but it seems to me like that was a moment less about jack and more about the gunt.

i should probably find timestamps for these claims, but, eh.

regarding similarites and impersonations, i think that josh is developing his streaming personality heavily influenced by jim. his cadence is similar, and he makes the effort to be more verbose for entertainment's sake. jim has a strong grasp of language, and though josh struggles for the right word sometimes, i know that he wants to broaden his vocabulary, if for no other reason than so that he can more clearly define his moral ground. jim seems to do that as well. i don't know how long mister metokur has been around, if it preceeds rekeita and mati or not, but i also noticed that all three of them have a fairly calm and reasonable way of introducing an opinion and then engaging with their audience about it. i was somewhat intrigued by jim's sanitization of the internet theories in the midst of jack's cuckholdry. maybe i'm just sheltered, but to me, this approach stands in stark contrast to the screaming contortions and fits of monosyllabic rage that erupt from the gunt and dax. which is odd, because from what i've heard, they both seem to try to emulate, if not outright impersonate, jim's success.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

@.iota. Jesus dude.

 

[.iota.]

@.iota. Jesus dude.

i'm neither.

i know it's excessive. i just thought it was an interesting viewing experience, and i decided to share it. do with it what you will. i liked his stream because it clarified some things for me, but i doubt i'll return to it, or this thread.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

i'm neither.

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!!!

 

[ShoddyNoodle]

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF!!!

calm down mike your alzheimers is kicking in again

 

[John Andrews Stan]

@.iota. said:

while i was summoning up the courage to finally create an account after almost five years of lurking

Maybe give it another five years.

But not having watched the stream, this is the first I’ve heard that Jim did mention Ralph’s penis. As it’s nearly nonexistent, drawing attention to it doesn’t really strike me as guntguarding.

 

[Cin Red]

It's Met-oh-kher
He said years ago it was from when someone misspelled "mediocre" so that's what he chose to replace internet aristocrat after he nuked that channel

That's part of it. Metokur is from Metokur.org, which was a trolling group he used to belong to. The guy (haberman) that owned the site later regretted what he had done and shut it down and got the wayback machine to purge all of their archives. He wanted to delete everything and pretend like it never existed.

Jim took the metokur name for himself, and that guy's IRL pictures (which many wrongfully assume was jim), to ensure that his legacy lives on.

 

[Mikoyan]

That's part of it. Metokur is from Metokur.org, which was a trolling group he used to belong to. The guy (haberman) that owned the site later regretted what he had done and shut it down and got the wayback machine to purge all of their archives. He wanted to delete everything and pretend like it never existed.

Jim took the metokur name for himself, and that guy's IRL pictures (which many wrongfully assume was jim), to ensure that his legacy lives on.

The number of times people found pics of Habermann and went GUYZ I DOXED JIM was funny for a while.

 

[Tetra]

It isn't the ramming dildos up his ass that is funny. Well, okay, that is kind of funny, but not pure lolcow territory by itself. His response should have been dude, the prostate is an erogenous zone to me, quit kink-shaming.

Pretty much. Gavin Mcinnes did this stuff on his show and it has been known forever. He never tried to hide that and is just a Canadian degenerate. He doesn't have a thread as far as I know.
One gotta do more to get a thread.

 

[Happy Fish]

i'm neither.

i know it's excessive. i just thought it was an interesting viewing experience, and i decided to share it. do with it what you will. i liked his stream because it clarified some things for me, but i doubt i'll return to it, or this thread.

Welcome to the internet? Or YouTube and farms threads anyway. Yeah he is a good presenter.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

The number of times people found pics of Habermann and went GUYZ I DOXED JIM was funny for a while.

My favorite part is that Jim's dox has been available for almost a decade. His fucking architecture site has been up even longer than that.

 

[Mikoyan]

My favorite part is that Jim's dox has been available for almost a decade. His fucking architecture site has been up even longer than that.

Huh. I was unfamiliar with the latter. Still around?

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

Huh. I was unfamiliar with the latter. Still around?

Say hello to Jim.

 

[Mikoyan]

Say hello to Jim.

Oh! The investment stuff. Yeah.

 

[Mike Stoklasa]

Hey where is the new poll we were promised?