Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

[Michael Wade]

Did they try to make Discovery Parks & Rec in Space, or what the fuck did I just watch?

It's gotten progressively worse and worse ever sense season 1. A reverse TNG if you will.

1st season: The lore and look of things are ALL over the place. To the point that it makes all the visual complaints on here look quaint, but the plot is relatively solid/ok until the rushed end. (Mostly because they wholesale ripped off their most "original" concepts from some videogame)

2nd season Starts getting worse in terms of lecturing, obtuse time travel plot, questionable lore and putting mary sue black chic front and center. Captain pike is decently cast though

3rd season: lets go a million years into future were everything sucks, dilithium doesn't work anymore and the federation is gone. interesting concept, now lets fuck it up by firing all our half way decent writers and go full sjw. violence and whining about our life problems is the solution 95% of the time.




4th season

If you wonder why I cut star wars more slack, It's because of shit like this.

It's making me miss JJ trek guys. That's how bad it is. The only remotely good thing star trek has right now is the parody cartoon lower decks.

 

[Adamska]

1st season: The lore and look of things are ALL over the place. To the point that it makes all the visual complaints on here look quaint, but the plot is relatively solid/ok until the rushed end. (Mostly because they wholesale ripped off their most "original" concepts from some videogame)

*calling the first season of STD's writing okay*

Yeah that's a big fuckin' nope chief. Definitely explains why you keep consooming though if your bar for entertainment's that low and busted. Also kudos on being the first person I know that was insane enough to watch Season 3 at all.

I've not watched TV or streamed shit in years since I'd rather it wither than take that shit with a smile.

 

[Creep3r]

"Akschually, this is a dream sequence so Boba doesn't need to remember the massive, 2800 pound fucking Rhino next to his dead fathers' helmet."

Ah yes, because this is a dream sequence, he also must have forgotten where the antennae and dents go on the helmet that he's been wearing for 10+ years and inherited from his father, who was his idol and was incredibly important to him.

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I've noticed that Disney phased out the prequel creatures since their purchase of the franchise. Only place you'd see them is in some very brief and poorly drawn cameos in the new comics. The first time they've used even one of them (the nexu lion) in years was in that Bad Batch crap. They also got treated as extinct or endangered in some Disney Wars guides, same with the holochess monsters. Like for what purpose? Almost all the SW monsters of old except maybe the rancor have been retconned either into pussy pacifists, near-extinction, or given completely different designs that don't resemble the originals. Last time you see any faithful depictions of even some OT and EU monsters and animals was in EAfront II, and that game was a PR disaster that made people reconsider the state of gambling in video games.

Also, I'd just like to say that young Boba blowing up his own father's helmet to kill Mace Windu is some of the stupidest shit ever. Filoni turned the badass Mando with a strict moral code into a sniveling little kid who has no respect for his elders or his culture, a kid who turned his father's most prized and intimidating artifact into nothing more than a smoking paperweight. Way to go, Boba Fett. Way to go, Disney Canon.

Its a sorry state of affairs and incredibly gay to boot. They have him blow up one of the few elements of his background, and then they recolor his current helmet to look like a cheap plastic toy that he rarely wears.

Oh, just remember that Jango's starship is now called "Boba Fett's starship" instead of Slave One. They tried to play that shit off like they weren't actually going to change it, but they've still been running with the concept for a while now with no signs of stopping. Star Wars is too far gone. This is what happens when you hand off a precious intellectual property to someone who cares more about the brand label than the stories held within.

Yep. Almost all new merchandise for it simply calls it that.

And this name drama isn't something recent either. One of the first guide's released after Disney's acquisition renamed it the Clone I but Wookieepedo kept dismissing any namechanges as errors based on the fact that SW.com still calls it by that name, despite that SW.com already changed the name of the url to read Fett's starship and that Wookieepedo has changed names and info on their site for less significant reasons or even simple tweets.

Slave I

A powerful pursuit craft made famous by Jango Fett in the days of the Republic, this ship was inherited by Boba Fett for his career as a bounty hunter. The aged but effective ship is loaded with hidden defensive and offensive weaponry and equipment, and has a reputation earned from decades of...

www.starwars.com

Slave I

A powerful pursuit craft made famous by Jango Fett in the days of the Republic, this ship was inherited by Boba Fett for his career as a bounty hunter. The aged but effective ship is loaded with hidden defensive and offensive weaponry and equipment, and has a reputation earned from decades of...

www.starwars.com

 

[Michael Wade]

*calling the first season of STD's writing okay*

Yeah that's a big fuckin' nope chief. Definitely explains why you keep consooming though if your bar for entertainment's that low and busted. Also kudos on being the first person I know that was insane enough to watch Season 3 at all.

I've not watched TV or streamed shit in years since I'd rather it wither than take that shit with a smile.

I haven't watched S3-4 actually. Just saw clips that were straight up dogshit in terms of logic and writing from the good Major grin. I missed most of S2 as well, but there's an entire episode about a colony of time traveling human's who decided to combine every religion into one and somehow that's supposed to work.



I do remember S1 writing takes a fucking nose dive after they go to the mirror universe. Season 1 is ok mostly because of Jason Issacs and the fact the other actors seem give a shit at that point in time. Then they killed him off and the rest is history.

S1 was bearable enough to make me think it will get better from there, like all the other shitty first seasons of star trek. NOPE I watched S1 with my dad and quickly lost interest when watching the beginning of S2 made it apparent things were not improving.

It's good to be real on here and point out mistakes on star wars. But, you have no idea how lucky you guys are compared to most current trek fans.

 

[Cactuar King]

It's good to be real on here and point out mistakes on star wars. But, you have no idea how lucky you guys are compared to most current trek fans.

Yeah, I sure do feel real lucky that this is what Star Wars has been reduced to. Emasculated and beaten down Luke and Han, wibbly-wobbly TIE fighters, fart weddings and blatantly traced art. We're blessed.

 

[Michael Wade]

Yeah, I sure do feel real lucky that this is what Star Wars has been reduced to. Emasculated and beaten down Luke and Han, wibbly-wobbly TIE fighters, fart weddings and blatantly traced art. We're blessed.

Let me put it this way. At least you still have wars in your star wars. Trek doesn't mean anything in star trek anymore.

 

[The Valeyard]

"What a beautiful story. I hope we get to see it soon in live-action."

 

[Creep3r]

Yeah, I sure do feel real lucky that this is what Star Wars has been reduced to. Emasculated and beaten down Luke and Han, wibbly-wobbly TIE fighters, fart weddings and blatantly traced art. We're blessed.

But at least we got that there youngin' Ahsoka stayin' untainted to keep us happy fellers! Amirite fellow Filoni cowboys?! Who needs good or amusing stories, legacy characters, uncucked heroes or a setting with 30 years of established history when you have le based orange girl and her friends! We even got that there jedi baking contests to help fund the galacitc LGBTQIA2O+ community! /sneed

 

[Adamska]

But at least we got that there youngin' Ahsoka stayin' untainted to keep us happy fellers! Amirite fellow Filoni cowboys?! Who needs good or amusing stories, legacy characters, uncucked heroes or a setting with 30 years of established history when you have le based orange girl and her friends! We even got that there jedi baking contests to help fund the galacitc LGBTQIA2O+ community! /sneed

Technically Mando wasn't utter shit initially and Jedi Temple Challenge also was a winner IMO.

I'd still say it balances out though since LFL currently is actively malicious and retarded compared to Klutzman, who just seems delusional and retarded.

 

[The Valeyard]

In the second episode of The Cookbook of Boba Fat, Shadow the Chewbacca from the shitty Nu-Marvel comics makes his live-action debut. Anyone who thinks that Favreau and Filoni are going to do a continuity reset are deluding themselves.

This clip appears to have been edited down to avoid automatic copyright strikes from Disney, but you can see Shadow the Chewbacca from 1:52 in the video.

 

[khaine]

She wasn't even a foil to Finn. Her character was completely undeveloped and had no stake with the character of Finn other than being that particular stormtrooper he didn't like. The random stormtrooper with the electric baton that calls him traitor has more going on with Finn than Phasma. All there ever was to her character was deactivating the sheild to the starkiller base in TFA and having a forgetable death in TLJ. That's how little effort they put into her character in the movies.

Right. I remember when TFA was released, there was all this gushing over her. She was a nothing in the film. Not built up at all. It was the same with the knights of red, or whatever the fuck they were called. All this marketing hype after the fact, toys, what not. But not actually built up in the movie itself.

Its like they wanted another boba fett, without understanding why the original boba was so cool despite having 3 lines of dialogue.

 

[Creep3r]

In the second episode of The Cookbook of Boba Fat, Shadow the Chewbacca from the shitty Nu-Marvel comics makes his live-action debut. Anyone who thinks that Favreau and Filoni are going to do a continuity reset are deluding themselves.

This clip appears to have been edited down to avoid automatic copyright strikes from Disney, but you can see Shadow the Chewbacca from 1:52 in the video.

This confirms that the shitty leaks were true.

And also older rumors of how a Dr. Aphra spinoff is being considered by having Shadow the Chewbacca and Boba serve as the bridge.

Next up, more Filoni cameos, more Solo wanking, Bad Batch cameos, and a lot of other typical Filoni wanking. Unsurprisingly HelloGreedo is going into full damage control and Filoni praising while scolding fans on being more tolerant, ironic considering he made his success on being the bitchiest and most critical OT puritan on youtube.

Anyway as for the episode, nuBib Fortuna had been running Jabba's empire into the ground for 6 years without anyone stopping him and doing a shit job, then suddenly Boba shows up and takes his place and now the hutts are interested in taking it backall of a sudden? What was once the biggest criminal empire and hutt domain in the outer rims was just up and forgotten until after it became even more worthless? Really? Hell in old canon they had the sense to have every douchebag, hutt and their dad fight to claim Jabba's turf after Fortuna got axed less than a year after ROTJ. Now Disney LFL expects us to believe this nucanon dirtball of an empire is still worth a damn (despite being completely forgotten) just because these Kumac and Jelasi the Hutt knockoffs suddenly remembered it existed?

 

[starborn427614]

Boba Fett was better this week. The parts that take in the present feel like they could've formed the second half of the show rather than bookending the flashbacks though.

 

[khaine]

Boba Fett was better this week. The parts that take in the present feel like they could've formed the second half of the show rather than bookending the flashbacks though.

I only just watched the first episode. It wouldn't be hard to better. The first episode was meh. It looked so bad. He keeps getting the shit kicked out of him. Why would anyone respect or fear a failed bounty hunter that some tusken raider can beat up.

Just bleh.

 

[Ghostse]

From that small clip:
Boba is too wordy and no cool radio filter. Hutts call him Boba Fett like a bunch of soyboys instead of just "Bounty Hunter". Hutt negotiations suck; not even an attempt to "reward" him with a finders fee for taking care of Bib and keeping things together until they showed up to claim it.

Portions of the leaks are true. We've yet to see if the bulk is real but looks like we'll know by end of month

 

[RiceofSkywalker]

So Fett, THE bounty hunter of Star Wars, a guy known to rarely if ever take partners, decides to drop his life 'career' where he was top dog to 'unite the gangs' of some backwater world along with a bunch of sidekicks. Disney might've as well made an OC instead, but then nostalgiafags wouldn't coom as hard over another legacy character taken over by a skinwalker.

Of course, they already had a Mando OC, but they made that one a bounty hunter only to drop that premise and make him bodyguard for the toy-selling mascot Child. (Seriously, does Djinn Whatshisface even call himself a bounty hunter anymore by the end of Season 2?)

Yep. Almost all new merchandise for it simply calls it that.

And this name drama isn't something recent either. One of the first guide's released after Disney's acquisition renamed it the Clone I but Wookieepedo kept dismissing any namechanges as errors based on the fact that SW.com still calls it by that name, despite that SW.com already changed the name of the url to read Fett's starship and that Wookieepedo has changed names and info on their site for less significant reasons or even simple tweets.

The guy (formerly) known for hunting down 'merchandise' to capture/kill can't offend people's sensibilities by having a no-no name for his ship.

 

[Captain Autism69]

*calling the first season of STD's writing okay*

Yeah that's a big fuckin' nope chief. Definitely explains why you keep consooming though if your bar for entertainment's that low and busted. Also kudos on being the first person I know that was insane enough to watch Season 3 at all.

I've not watched TV or streamed shit in years since I'd rather it wither than take that shit with a smile.

It was 'okay' compared to season 3, and at least there was some promise things would be ok (the Captain dude was a good, interesting captain, but they killed him of in favour os space jesus and evil chink. Season 2 showed promise with Pike, but again, the whole thing was a mess with Space Jesus being Spock's sister (but better than Spock), and Space Jesus' mother being a savour or something, I dunno... I watched 2 episodes of S3 during COVID isolation and that's it.
Major Grin provides me with all the STD I need.

 

[wholetthegodsout]

So instead of taking a little green baby yoda orphan as a side kick. Boba takes a street urchin human girl side kick. Have to show the audience boba is a “nice guy”.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

From that small clip:
Boba is too wordy and no cool radio filter. Hutts call him Boba Fett like a bunch of soyboys instead of just "Bounty Hunter". Hutt negotiations suck; not even an attempt to "reward" him with a finders fee for taking care of Bib and keeping things together until they showed up to claim it.

Portions of the leaks are true. We've yet to see if the bulk is real but looks like we'll know by end of month

When Q'ira shows up for 60 seconds at the end of episode 5 or whatever, I hope she ends her hologram call by holding up Darth Maul's lightsaber and igniting it while Duel of the Fates plays.

 

[Michael Wade]

Technically Mando wasn't utter shit initially and Jedi Temple Challenge also was a winner IMO.

I'd still say it balances out though since LFL currently is actively malicious and retarded compared to Klutzman, who just seems delusional and retarded.

Oh you sweet summer child.

I consider it the other way around my self.