Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

Golgo 13 said:
True, I missed some of the recent stuff. I totally missed hobo Dave, the last I saw was Ian and Matt.
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At 2:50 he starts talking about smoking dabs. There was one where he was talking about dropping some drugs in the apartment hallway and, if someone found out about it, wanted someone else to get the blame for it.
 
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kingcobradev said:
Game is here https://professionalwandmaker.itch.io/ (trailer here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fqk5wXeuREI)
All OC vids are here

I deleted my reddit account because I'm autistic. This removed the videos as well unforchly.
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Wow I completely missed that, normally this place is fairly slow (especially during a drought) but not now. So thank you for already having posted those. I just stumbled across this by chance which caused me to connect this post with you. https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/6lp3v3/cooking_in_king_cobra_simulator/
 
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Wow I completely missed that, normally this place is fairly slow (especially during a drought) but not now. So thank you for already having posted those. I just stumbled across this by chance which caused me to connect this post with you. https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/6lp3v3/cooking_in_king_cobra_simulator/
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Fuggg that is a blast from the past. I really should have just kept the Unity version going this looks so much better. Thanks bud.

SO ANYWAY ABOUT OPRAH
 
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You had a music video that Josh reposted on Facebook (screenshot provided by Oprah July 6th 2017). Which I don't think you uploaded.

Edit: The image can be found on the reddit post comments https://www.reddit.com/r/kingcobrajfs/comments/6lp3v3/cooking_in_king_cobra_simulator/

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You had a music video that Josh reposted on Facebook (screenshot provided by Oprah). Which I don't think you uploaded.

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Oprah took that screen? Those were the days. I don't know when he turned on me but at a certain point he said I was an autist who didn't get Josh or know how to watch him (true but harsh) and was wasting my time, then I badmouthed him and he randomly stickied an ancient post of mine where I admitted I was trying to get sober. Extra harsh.

As for that video I have dug through all my computers trying to find it, it's gone gone gone. It was basically Josh filming a pigeon, smashing his guitars, walking in the dark and making wands. Soundtrack was Dredg - Of the Room https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gk6sllllRSo
 
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Frosty_Glass said:
At 2:50 he starts talking about smoking dabs. There was one where he was talking about dropping some drugs in the apartment hallway and, if someone found out about it, wanted someone else to get the blame for it.
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kingcobradev said:
Cobes advocating for the legalization of coke. INCONCLUSIVE

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Cobes-LegalizeCoke.mp4

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Even though hobo Dave clearly is tweaked, he is still more tolerable than warlord.
 
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kingcobradev said:
Oprah took that screen? Those were the days. I don't know when he turned on me but at a certain point he said I was an autist who didn't get Josh or know how to watch him (true but harsh) and was wasting my time, then I badmouthed him and he randomly stickied an ancient post of mine where I admitted I was trying to get sober. Extra harsh.
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Lmao.

Oprah is an amazing provocateur.

You used to tism out when we called you out on minor details in your game. You’re the one where Josh rides his bike over the mounds, eh? You could of easily changed Joshs computer from being a generic PC to an iMac, in your game. You quit instead.

Looking at your posting on kiwi, sobriety isn’t your only issue. Might be time to look into your deep set trauma /mental illness rather than schizoposting about a subreddit.
 
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museum privilege said:
... You could of easily changed Joshs computer from being a generic PC to an iMac, in your game. You quit instead.
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The computer is an iMac now. https://youtu.be/fqk5wXeuREI?t=33 I rebuilt every asset from scratch in Blender to be more authentic including Shon. I even made a texture for the carpet screenshotted from when Jesus Morris infiltrated his lair.

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Also, the correct pronunciation is "could have" not "could of".

Oprah is an amazing provocateur.
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Apparently so. I certainly haven't seen anyone else get themselves thrown out of the subreddit they themselves moderated with a poo-covered fist. GG. Onto your next alt you go.
 
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here is one for you fresh from lolcord. The second documentary was actually the idea of BigEye (the creator of the subreddit) and he brought in Atheist and Soggy. Atheist wanted to do it in a similar style to the original but BigEye and Soggy didn't want to try and emulate it so Atheist bailed

Soggy then brought on board one of the other reddit mods (not clear who) and something happened to BigEye before they went to casper to film it so it was Soggy and some girl mod who ended upbeing mountain wizards

Now they all used pseudonyms EXCEPT for BigEye who is credited as the 'writer' of the doc under his REAL NAME Dorian House (you can see it on the poster)

you can get proof of this because BigEye is a mssive fan of the avatar movie (the one with blue cats) and has spent years trying to get a job working on them which he finally did...

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm11507563/

you can see his credits there. @museum privilege knows all this is true and for some reason is protecting Soggy by continuing this lie that Soggy ISN'T mountain wizards, for what reason I do not know...

the funny thing is that so many of them read this thread and it's hilarious watching them all discuss who i am and pretend that Soggy isn't lying to them when he is one of the more trustworthy members of the cobraverse... remember if he'll lie to you about that what else will he lie about? (also you haven't purged me from all your sekret clubs yet)

also @Games if you think people like Dana Smith and Spooky are 'fairly attractive' you might want to get your eyes checked.
 
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CoSoggy is Bitesized, yes? At least that’s what I thought?

If that’s him on the NYE stream, then does he live overseas? Or is he just a Brit in the US? Because flying to America to film Josh is pretty retarded, not gonna lie.

Which mod is the girl mod?
 
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Umaibae said:
CoSoggy is Bitesized, yes? At least that’s what I thought?
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Yes Soggy is Bitesized Atheist Soggy and BigEye are all british I think.

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Which mod is the girl mod?
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Jesus Morris thinks it is 'ritetowrite' but I think it is 'illfuckthat' it is not clear though/I dont know... it is 100% one of those 2

Games said:
I don't recall mentioning these people.
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im glad we both agree those 2 are horrible slam pigs then.
 
eaglesfan665 said:
speaking for myself here but I'm getting pretty peeved at this reddit/discord orbiter drama. I get it, the subreddit is shit, the discords are shit, the orbiters are freaks -- don't shit this thread up as well, pretty please with sugar on top
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fair enough to think this but some of them take such an active role in joshes life that they shouldn't be allowed to hide in the dark and fuck with him/people without others knowing

and yes i know i am as bad/autistic/retarded/insane as they are but i like to study them as much as josh
 
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Mr.Hyde said:
fair enough to think this but some of them take such an active role in joshes life that they shouldn't be allowed to hide in the dark and fuck with him/people without others knowing

and yes i know i am as bad/autistic/retarded/insane as they are but i like to study them as much as josh
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Again you'll have to forgive me, I'm not super well versed on how this site works but couldn't you create like a sub-thread dedicated to this stuff?
 
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Games said:
Again you'll have to forgive me, I'm not super well versed on how this site works but couldn't you create like a sub-thread dedicated to this stuff?
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Some of them don’t have enough to warrant their own sub thread and some either deserve or will get their own thread in the future.

As for the observers, let them turn themselves into their own cows. Just sit back and enjoy the weirdness.
 
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