Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

bro keep this shit on the subreddit, nobody cares

between this dude and Mr. Hyde this place is becoming an asylum. Thought this was a place to talk about cobra not harbor the mentally ill

 

[tphreak]

between this dude and Mr. Hyde this place is becoming an asylum. Thought this was a place to talk about cobra not harbor the mentally ill

There are a lot of orbiters here that just want to feel important. As if they want others to fawn over them like "ooo, ahhh, so you're THAT person, woow!" What a bunch of losers that need to get a life. Anyway, so I wonder what's keeping ol'Cobes from live streaming. It's really funny that he keeps uploading these three-hour-long videos.

I've also recently bought some Gretchen models that I want to mod to resemble our Casper bois. The big guy will obviously be papa Clint with a Squig version of Obie, maybe? The little dude to the right with the skull helmet will deff be the base for Cobes himself. Probably turn the grenade/club thing into his magic wand. But there are lots of shoota options too. I would like to make him hold up a shotgun as he casts a spell with the wand.

Spoiler: Pic of the Models

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

There are a lot of orbiters here that just want to feel important. As if they want others to fawn over them like "ooo, ahhh, so you're THAT person, woow!"

I have always seen this and it’s annoying. It’s not a good look to be famous for “trolling” an “autistic” man child. It’s kind of like bullying a kid with leukemia and wanting fame from it and and selling your merch. “Hahaha dooda I just made fun of this kid with cancer. I’m so le epic and cool….. if you want to support my channel, please, buy a shirt from my tee spring.”

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

So, all it takes it a reddit fallout and now we got ex-mods slinging shit and throwing deets all over the place.
I'll allow it, for now.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

So, all it takes it a reddit fallout and now we got ex-mods slinging shit and throwing deets all over the place.
I'll allow it, for now.

It’s kind of funny to see people becoming tards over a tard.

 

[Dick Pooman]

speaking for myself here but I'm getting pretty peeved at this reddit/discord orbiter drama. I get it, the subreddit is shit, the discords are shit, the orbiters are freaks -- don't shit this thread up as well, pretty please with sugar on top

The amount of actual Cobra content in the last 20+ pages is so thin. I expected lots of new people here after Null did the stream, but I never thought it would get this gay.

 

[What the shit]

The amount of actual Cobra content in the last 20+ pages is so thin. I expected lots of new people here after Null did the stream, but I never thought it would get this gay.

Cobes hasn’t been doing much interesting things recently. There’s only so much one can talk about.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The amount of actual Cobra content in the last 20+ pages is so thin. I expected lots of new people here after Null did the stream, but I never thought it would get this gay.

If people keep acting like this, I think null might purge some people from this thread soon.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Cobes hasn’t been doing much interesting things recently. There’s only so much one can talk about.

This is how it's always been with Cobra. He's a "slow burn" as they say. However, I would take 100 pages of the same generic, hypothetical conversation about what drugs Cobra is possibly doing, or when we're getting another Clintervention over 20 pages of gay reddit shit.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

This is how it's always been with Cobra. He's a "slow burn" as they say. However, I would take 100 pages of the same generic, hypothetical conversation about what drugs Cobra is possibly doing, or when we're getting another Clintervention over 20 pages of gay reddit shit.

I’ve been watching cobra for like five years and he is a very slow burn and I think that’s why people get annoyed once they find him. Like last year when that faggot deadwingdork did a live stream about him and suddenly a shit ton of people came to check him out. Lol most of them got annoyed since he hardly did anything and just left there “community”.

 

[Golgo 13]

Cobes hasn’t been doing much interesting things recently. There’s only so much one can talk about.

The last real “action” was the end of the warlord saga (ie the fight).

I am waiting for Cobes to have a seizure or shit himself hard from all the drinking.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

The last real “action” was the end of the warlord saga (ie the fight).

I am waiting for Cobes to have a seizure or shit himself hard from all the drinking.

The seizures only happen when you stop drinking. I don't see him stopping any time soon.

 

[ohforfoxache]

The seizures only happen when you stop drinking. I don't see him stopping any time soon.

Idk man, I don't want to start a sperg about Cobes' finances, but I don't see him stopping any time soon out of his own free will***, only when he runs out of money because he spent the last of his wand money on $50 orders from Little Caesars.

 

[Clint's Burden]

You fellas sound like you're in the downy dumps.

Don't you worry, your old pal Games knows how to turn those frowns upside down.

Spoiler: For your consideration.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Idk man, I don't want to start a sperg about Cobes' finances, but I don't see him stopping any time soon out of his own free will***, only when he runs out of money because he spent the last of his wand money on $50 orders from Little Caesars.

Fair, but I reckon after a stream of him hung out dry, a couple white knights would throw some dough his way. I reckon there's a good handful of people that, if he did have an alcoholism-induced seizure would pity him. They're idiots, but it still wouldn't surprise me.

 

[RL Steinbeck]

You fellas sound like you're in the downy dumps.

Don't you worry, your old pal Games knows how to turn those frowns upside down.

Spoiler: For your consideration.

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goddamn it dude, NSFW

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

The seizures only happen when you stop drinking. I don't see him stopping any time soon.

I can see him more likely die from acute alcohol poisoning than quit drinking. Or maybe he’ll od on something else given by his new bff Dave. I swear dave is one of the worst things that happened to him recently. I think he is basically cobra new drug dealer.

 

[The REAL MagnaRyuu]

You fellas sound like you're in the downy dumps.

Don't you worry, your old pal Games knows how to turn those frowns upside down.

Spoiler: For your consideration.

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shoulda been the "fuck my asshole, trolls" from the glitter bomb episode. the comedic timing of that moment will never be matched

 

[TomBradysVagina]

Anyone have a TLW for why she doesn't react to Cobra anymore?

She was doing it primarily to scam $5000, saying if she got it she'd visit him. She's a prostitute though, so maybe she would have put out.

She probably stopped because she wasn't getting enough donos.

 

[Bixby Snyder]

I can see him more likely die from acute alcohol poisoning than quit drinking.

Agreed. He isn't at the point where he is requiring alcohol - yet. He probably would feel like shit if stopped drinking but it would more or less be because he ran outta money to buy alcohol, not some healthy decision. He doesn't take criticism well, let alone listen to people saying he needs to lay off the booze.

What I think is kinda funny is the lathe in his apartment. My old man had a workshop in our basement and that shit generated a crazy amount of sawdust. His landlords get angry about smoking, they would get real pissy if saw mounds of dust getting everywhere. Not to mention, that shit is going to kill his new computer...