Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[LordBasilisk]

I swear sometimes Dax is a better parody of himself than I could ever hope to be.

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Late and gay, but is he wearing skinny jeans or are his legs just really small?

 

[DankSmoker]

Late and gay, but is he wearing skinny jeans or are his legs just really small?

He actually prides himself on his dainty legs, so both.

 

[AnOminous]

He actually prides himself on his dainty legs, so both.

I wonder when he troons out. He already has the pedophilia and male pattern baldness going on, might as well put on a dress and finish the trifecta.

 

[DankSmoker]

I wonder when he troons out. He already has the pedophilia and male pattern baldness going on, might as well put on a dress and finish the trifecta.

Does dressing as a girl pony count?

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Does dressing as a girl pony count?

Please, we all know he'd dress as a cow and get milked.

 

[Kerr Avon]

I wonder when he troons out. He already has the pedophilia and male pattern baldness going on, might as well put on a dress and finish the trifecta.

The world's not ready for the trooning of the Gunt , which would surely follow in his master's steps

 

[LordBasilisk]

He actually prides himself on his dainty legs, so both.

Oh wow I've never heard him say that before tbh. I still enjoy watching him make a jackass of himself and his "friends" on Twitter but it's totally 50/50 he either transitions and becomes a spectacle like so many others online, or just becomes a complete nobody and goes back into programming or whatever he did before muh professional comedy.

Also I used to be a total Shaun simp back in the day, but his inner creep/shithead has really come out this past 2 years in droves. He's really just as bad as Dax.

 

[DankSmoker]

Oh wow I've never heard him say that before tbh.

Boasting about skipping leg day and having a "Johnny Bravo physique" is one of his lame running jokes.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Boasting about skipping leg day and having a "Johnny Bravo physique" is one of his lame running jokes.

How fucking lazy do you have to be to skip leg day? Your legs carry you around daily for a lifetime and leg presses etc are fucking fun and easy as shit — especially for a tubby lad like Dax.

 

[DankSmoker]

How fucking lazy do you have to be to skip leg day? Your legs carry you around daily for a lifetime and leg presses etc are fucking fun and easy as shit — especially for a tubby lad like Dax.

Well he sports a shirt with the iconic Predator handshake (no homo) so it's clear where his priorities are, I may be paraphrasing but he's also said that biceps are the male version of big tits (definitely not homo)

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I may be paraphrasing but he's also said that biceps are the male version of big tits (definitely not homo)

He’s mistaken; forearms are widely known to be the equivalent. His biceps don’t look particularly strong or defined, just wide like a fat trailer park grandma’s bingo wings. They definitely don’t distract from his gut and chicken legs.

 

[DankSmoker]

He’s mistaken; forearms are widely known to be the equivalent. His biceps don’t look particularly strong or defined, just wide like a fat trailer park grandma’s bingo wings. They definitely don’t distract from his gut and chicken legs.

Hey let's not be so harsh, he drinks diet cola to upkeep those chicken legs.

 

[BeholderNN]

I don't know if this is the right place to post, but there's a big kerfuffle on twitter that will probably affect Dick very soon. Long story short, Vito Gesualdi basically confessed to being a pedo. Here are the receipts:


The idiot has been trying to backtrack on this statement. But there's no going back from this. Seriously, I don't think even Vaush has come this far and his obsession with kids has become a meme at this point. Seems like his defense of Cuties didn't stem only from his love of free speech after all.

 

[Pissmaster]

I don't know if this is the right place to post, but there's a big kerfuffle on twitter that will probably affect Dick very soon. Long story short, Vito Gesualdi basically confessed to being a pedo. Here are the receipts:

Yeah, that's about as clear of a confession as it gets. @Null, you might wanna know about this

 

[Popper Whiting]

One of his nephews shot him in the eye with a NERF gun, close range.

Good kid.

The world's not ready for the trooning of the Gunt , which would surely follow in his master's steps

If the Gunt troons out it means that May is so horrible to have sex with that she has a 100% success rate at men wanting to slice off their cocks after they're done with her.

I don't know if this is the right place to post, but there's a big kerfuffle on twitter that will probably affect Dick very soon. Long story short, Vito Gesualdi basically confessed to being a pedo. Here are the receipts:

Get the rope boys (in minecraft)

 

[Klaptrap]

I usually try to give people the benefit of the doubt when it comes to jokes, but how could this be a joke?
The only "out" I can imagine is that he was pulling the ultimate "I'm only pretending to be retarded" gambit.
Still, this? Defending cuties, and Mr. Girl?
No benefit of the doubt this time.

 

[Neko GF]

I don't know if this is the right place to post, but there's a big kerfuffle on twitter that will probably affect Dick very soon. Long story short, Vito Gesualdi basically confessed to being a pedo. Here are the receipts:

Gonna provide some archives, just to make it difficult for him to completely cover-up or make some bullshit excuse like "Kiwi Farms Photoshooped these" "Muh Context".

Tweet | Archive
EDIT: The "we" Freudian slip didn't get archived in the first link. Here's a fix- Link | https://archive.is/KdM62

His retarded excuse for using "we" when talking about pedos-

Tweet | Archive
Tweet | Archive

"Stunning and brave" pedo-

Tweet | Archive

Vito being Vito, calls everyone who points out that he's a pedo stupid-

Tweet | Archive

Spoiler: Video

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

I don't know if this is the right place to post, but there's a big kerfuffle on twitter that will probably affect Dick very soon. Long story short, Vito Gesualdi basically confessed to being a pedo. Here are the receipts:

So, not only is Vito is stupid faggot, but he's a faggot pedophile deserving of a bullet.

Vito, I mean this with 100% sincerity; Kill yourself. You are worth more as the contents of an urn than alive.

 

[3holeDonkeyPunch]

Vito also called Mr. girl a capital J Jew for wanting to be paid for doing work on the latest biggest problem episode lmao

 

[Glowie]

I wager Vito is trying to cover his ass for possessing CP. I wouldn't mind seeing a police raid.
He managed to antagonize everyone and got in sights in people who do things like that.