Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

I ran back to this thread as soon as I could because I was excited to see Kevin or Wedge chimp out over Daddy Biden’s new rule about collecting taxes from their ebeg tugboats. Unfortunately that hasn’t happened yet, but I got some goodies to hold us over until then.
Kevin rambling about his polycule [A]
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Kevin rambling about favorite weed strains [A]
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Kevin had some money on his card so of course he blew it at Target on another Transformer. [A]
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They also stopped at Burger King (to the surprise of nobody)
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In wake of another furcon being effectively cancelled he urges everyone to buy furry art [A]
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At the moment, he is going on about some bs I don’t care about but I know some of you nerds will: [A]
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Bonus retweet because it’s cute that Kevin thinks anyone wouldn’t immediately call him sir.
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doesnt mention wedge or neck in these relationship tweets, nor mixtriss
doesnt buy comics
doesnt buy furry art
only supports big corps (target, bk, whoever owns transformers

something something ethical consumption :roll:
 
Wedge shaved his eyebrow :story:
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Imagine that walking into your wage slave grocery store job and having to suffer him. Truly his coworkers aren't paid enough to have to subject themselves to this specimen.
 
Kevin's getting pit bull puppies from his friend who breeds pit bulls? Cause breedin' em is too a real job?
🚨🚨 WHITE TRASH BINGO ACHIEVED🚨🚨
Bonus points for having a random tv on the floor and the the lint (?) everywhere.
The unluckiest of serf-caste troons will be forced to battle the murder-dog with tridents while Penny watches them from the pallet pile like a sweaty, estrogenated Trajan!

I actually like pit bulls. She looks so cute, she should be running about in a yard somewhere, not a dusty, alpaca-poop abyssal plane. They're letting her jump and egging her on, not good training for a powerful breed like that. The breed can also be dog-aggressive, so they're going to carefully socialize her with the two great pyrenees right? Right?
Now I'm sad.
People... breed pitbulls? Christ, there's enough of them in every dog pound all over the world, do we really need specialized breeders for them? This so-called "animal sanctuary" going out and buying PITBULLS ESPECIALLY from breeders instead of rescuing them from dog shelters is really not a good look. They really are just fucking hoarding animals now, aren't they?
... Wait... yeah, they've been doing that for a long fuckin' while now. Sad.

Edit: Quoted the wrong post but you get my point.
 
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As for Kevie, considering what we sadly know about how virginal he truly is (doesnt like anal, has never been tied up) plus how fucking AGP and narcissistic he is it's pretty clear that his whole sexuality is very much inwardly focused. He's not really gay, he's not really straight, he's not really bi, he's autogynokevinsexual. He calls himself a slut because he gets off on the idea of being a slut. He thinks women are sluts and he gets off on turning into a woman so he MUST be a slut.
Yup. We've seen time and time again Kevin turn down actual offers to live out his degenerate fantasies. The two times we've unfortunately seen him attempt to do it with Wedge it's been incredibly awkward and neither really being into it at all. AGP is a helluva drug.
 
It cracks me up that Kevin sees himself as a “slut.” He’s had what, 2 sexual partners? And I’m being generous and including Wedge. There are Mormons who have had more partners than Kevin.
I can think of one Mormon in particular who's had more partners than Kevin.
 
I also can't help but be judgmental over Penny vaguetweeting a day before about loosing grip on leadership, and then proceeds to pull a Kevin and suddenly adopts another dog. It's been said to death the risks over benefits of adopting a pit bull in a house full of other dogs and the possible neglect, but I cannot help but ask how many days will it take for Kevin to get bored of this like he did Worf, the other dog who Penny had to dump on the lap of his other relatives and using his Nephew as a hook to do so?

Not to mention the abundance of pitbill inbreeding has sped up the mutations in them, so I won't be shocked to see her dead in less then a few years. Pit bulls a decade ago are not the same as the ones now.
 
Kevin's getting pit bull puppies from his friend who breeds pit bulls? Cause breedin' em is too a real job?
🚨🚨 WHITE TRASH BINGO ACHIEVED🚨🚨
Bonus points for having a random tv on the floor and the the lint (?) everywhere.
The unluckiest of serf-caste troons will be forced to battle the murder-dog with tridents while Penny watches them from the pallet pile like a sweaty, estrogenated Trajan!

I actually like pit bulls. She looks so cute, she should be running about in a yard somewhere, not a dusty, alpaca-poop abyssal plane. They're letting her jump and egging her on, not good training for a powerful breed like that. The breed can also be dog-aggressive, so they're going to carefully socialize her with the two great pyrenees right? Right?
Now I'm sad.
Even though I'm not particularly fond of pitbulls, it doesn't fucking deserve this fate.
Bets on how long it takes before its neglect and rape makes the dog break down to its instinct to kill? I hope the Trancherinos have practiced living without throats or faces.
 
Even though I'm not particularly fond of pitbulls, it doesn't fucking deserve this fate.
Bets on how long it takes before its neglect and rape makes the dog break down to its instinct to kill? I hope the Trancherinos have practiced living without throats or faces.
all they’d need to do to stop it is flash Kevin’s amhole. The poor thing would drop dead in a second after catching a whiff of it. I hate posting Islamic things to this thread but it needed to be said
 
Pft. Whenever I've woken up after surgery, I've never really been in the headspace where I can make stupid jokes. There was even a time I was having a proper conversation with the nurse but I was on complete autopilot, the part of me that's "me" tuned in partway through!
Not PLing, my point was that there's no way that stupid tard I'll say that.

Ha, is Wedge's blatant baiting part of the reason he's not being given a thread?

I hope he does say it, and someone gets the whole thing on video. The shitty falsetto, the sudden dead silence punctuated by the autist mindlessly guffawing to himself as the nurses sideeye each other and the door.
 
A couple things here.
Kevin had some money on his card so of course he blew it at Target on another Transformer. [A]
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They also stopped at Burger King (to the surprise of nobody)
The people who donate to Kevin HAVE to be retarded. They HAVE to. Not by any means a ground-breaking observation, but what the fuck? Kevin constantly makes it out as if he has no money and NEEDS your support or he will LITERALLY die on the streets and it’s all your faults, but he posts in the same WEEK that he had extra money on his card and what’s he do? Buy a toy with it, of course. Just what real, responsible adults do when in a tight financial situation. Spend it frivolously on non-essentials. Oh, and then go and eat shitty fast food. Not to say there’s anything necessarily wrong with treating yourself, mind you. But what would Kevin be rewarding himself for? He doesn’t fucking do anything in the shithole he lives in besides suck up power for his gaming PC and clog very valuable space (could be used for other trannies) with his Transformer toy hoards! Just exceptional.
At the moment, he is going on about some bs I don’t care about but I know some of you nerds will: [A]

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Hear that? Kevin proudly supports a genre of movie commonly considered to be the highest tier of consoomerist trash media filling itself with even MORE ads! Maybe all the extra, unnecessary bright colors and flashing lights that would entail would please his broken little tard brain.
Bonus retweet because it’s cute that Kevin thinks anyone wouldn’t immediately call him sir.
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Oh, I would never do that, sir. I mean, m’am. Sorry. :)

P.S. I’m curious, how’s the Tranch’s agricultural situation? I assume just as shitty as you would expect, but having even a small garden would have to be a fucking massive benefit to them, right? Save money by growing some extra food, which can also help them all eat healthier… it’d be a great, relatively minimal task labor-wise for a lazy dumbass like Kevin to do (yet one that would still help him lose weight and do something productive to try and de-coom that rotted dopamine dispenser floating around in his head) which Kevin’s autism would have to adore because of the strict and rigid scheduling/routines, and it would even contribute to both the animals and the land around the Tranch itself if done properly, even if just a little bit.

All these benefits come at the cost of time and effort and not being a braindead tranny retard though, so I guess that’s why the Tranch hasn’t decided to try it out yet.
 
Reposting the rare Kevins from the "donating to Natives" arc of the Tranch. We also get a rare Jarrod too.
kevins eyes brought humor, jarrod is fully blinking, and uh, penny is physcotic so heres the gangs cropped eyes

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kevin is fat and his jeans look like they are about to lose the top button.
 
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