Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

[V4L_Penis]

Most men would consider the loss of their manhood a more urgent problem.

The Pinnacle of health and medical advise.

It's hilarious that Ethan would rather chemically castrate himself than just try exercise and healthy eating, especially because the depression meds don't even seem like they're working since he's an even more miserable fuck. The guy is rich enough where he could just hire a personal chef to make healthy meals, his own home gym with the best equipment, and a personal trainer to set up a retard proof diet and exercise plan and basically hold his hand through every aspect of getting fit except the part where Ethan actually has to exert some effort. The guy has no excuse for being a fat fuck.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

"Anti-depressants" don't stop you from being miserable, they're meant to stabilize your brain chemistry so it functions normally. If you actually have a reasonable source of misery -- like being fat, losing your connection to other people, being unfulfilled and uninspired -- they can't help you.

The reason depression is considered a dysfunction is because it makes you feel sad when everything is fine. If you genuinely fuck up and do things wrong, no amount of pills will "fix" it.

 

[Feetus]

It's hilarious that Ethan would rather chemically castrate himself than just try exercise and healthy eating, especially because the depression meds don't even seem like they're working since he's an even more miserable fuck. The guy is rich enough where he could just hire a personal chef to make healthy meals, his own home gym with the best equipment, and a personal trainer to set up a retard proof diet and exercise plan and basically hold his hand through every aspect of getting fit except the part where Ethan actually has to exert some effort. The guy has no excuse for being a fat fuck.

I have never met a depressed person who took SSRIs and successfully medicated their depression away. They might act calmer and detached, but the depression never seems to end. If anything, they get lazier, get weight problems they didn't have before and develop some serious ED issues. You know, things that should make you more depressed. But the medications become a norm for them. "If I feel this bad with the Lexapro/Zoloft/Prozac, I'd probably kill myself without it!"

It's super anecdotal and I'm far from medically qualified but I've never seen an SSRI improve someone's wellbeing. Maybe if you have an anxiety disorder or OCD, they can help, I wouldn't know. But depressed people always seem to let their lives go, and inevitably get worse. I'd be interested in knowing when Ethan started taking Lexapro, it wouldn't shock me if the cow behavior got worse around then.

 

[ManletPower]

I dont like Ethan at all, but this argument is just stupid.
You can change your opinion on people/issues - thats called personal growth. Sometimes its for the better, sometimes for the worse, like now.

Using this tweet as an argument is just lazy, considering the material out there.

It was a small dig at him knowing he's a clout chaser acting like Joe Rogan dumped him or something. What it actually shows is that he's nothing more but a clout chaser with no original opinions of his own. He changes his colors like a chameleon based on who has the clout at the time.

He went from using N slurs and F slurs (let's not forget he was also copying Sam Hyde shtick) to using the slurs that are based on whoever his audience is at the time (e.g. Hasan edgelords aka crackers). Why did he go from liking Joe Rogan to completely hating him, desperate for his attention? Very simple, he's desperate for Hasan's public attention this time around and Hasan seems to be doing Joe Rogan bad react videos. It's not a PERSONAL growth because he hasn't seemingly done introspective look to develop positive views/mindset but it was pretty much based on clout / to be accepted regardless of how bad his views are.

tl; dr He's hypocritical, spineless, changes his opinions depending whose clout he's chasing at the time.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

It's super anecdotal and I'm far from medically qualified but I've never seen an SSRI improve someone's wellbeing.

I guess they help people function in society when their depression would otherwise bar them from competently performing normal activities, even if they don't actually make you less miserable. But that's only from looking at someone like WingsOfRedemption, who I honestly think has been made somewhat better by Lexapro (though he obviously still has issues).

The truth, as stated before, is that he won't stop being miserable until he actually addresses the sources of his misery. The only thing holding him back is Ethan himself, and that's probably what makes him the most wretched; he can't truly blame his failures on anyone else.

 

[Kramer on the phone]

Reminder: We are all taught Adolf Hitler is bad because he wanted to get rid of people exactly like Ethan Klein. Hitler thought society would be better off without annoying jews such as Ethan Klein. And every ww2 veteran openly will defend Ethan Klein and his actions to this day because of how much they love his obnoxious bullshit takes.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Just a reminder that Ethan Klein is so healthy that his cocktail of meds causes his manhood to malfunction. Take that Joe Rogaine !!

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He looks like a talking head on MSNBC.

 

[Pissmaster]

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This screenshot alone is an excellent example of how Ethan really has absolute dead-ass ZERO self awareness. Yes, with just about every general situation, you are better off following the person who treats their body with respect over the person who treats their body like a garbage can. Especially when it comes to health issues.

Losing weight does so much more for you than just not being fat anymore. You can think more clearly. You will have more energy. You will be more agile. And best of all:

Spoiler: the best but also most TMI reason to lose weight that nobody ever talks about

You won't have to wipe as much when you take a shit! You know, like when you poop and you wipe and you wipe and you wipe and you're still getting poop and you end up taking way too long and potentially run your ass bloody. That really happens to fatties who eat like trash. That's a big one nobody ever talks about, but cutting sugar and losing weight ends that, and it's fucking glorious.

 

[skol]

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I mean… And grass is green and sky is blue?

 

[John Freeman]

This screenshot alone is an excellent example of how Ethan really has absolute dead-ass ZERO self awareness. Yes, with just about every general situation, you are better off following the person who treats their body with respect over the person who treats their body like a garbage can. Especially when it comes to health issues.

Losing weight does so much more for you than just not being fat anymore. You can think more clearly. You will have more energy. You will be more agile. And best of all:

Spoiler: the best but also most TMI reason to lose weight that nobody ever talks about

You won't have to wipe as much when you take a shit! You know, like when you poop and you wipe and you wipe and you wipe and you're still getting poop and you end up taking way too long and potentially run your ass bloody. That really happens to fatties who eat like trash. That's a big one nobody ever talks about, but cutting sugar and losing weight ends that, and it's fucking glorious.

If you aren't capable of taking care of your body, you're not capable of proper cognition and should not be in charge of a zombie-hoard fanbase of teenage boys and soy-laden men.

 

[MeltyTW]

Just a reminder that Ethan Klein is so healthy that his cocktail of meds causes his manhood to malfunction. Take that Joe Rogaine !!

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He's also fat.

Spoiler: credit

God bless @acme for archiving; I don't know which video this clip is from.

i didnt know depression medication side effects could be retroactive years earlier.

It was a small dig at him knowing he's a clout chaser acting like Joe Rogan dumped him or something. What it actually shows is that he's nothing more but a clout chaser with no original opinions of his own. He changes his colors like a chameleon based on who has the clout at the time.

He went from using N slurs and F slurs (let's not forget he was also copying Sam Hyde shtick) to using the slurs that are based on whoever his audience is at the time (e.g. Hasan edgelords aka crackers). Why did he go from liking Joe Rogan to completely hating him, desperate for his attention? Very simple, he's desperate for Hasan's public attention this time around and Hasan seems to be doing Joe Rogan bad react videos. It's not a PERSONAL growth because he hasn't seemingly done introspective look to develop positive views/mindset but it was pretty much based on clout / to be accepted regardless of how bad his views are.

tl; dr He's hypocritical, spineless, changes his opinions depending whose clout he's chasing at the time.

its convenient how everyone who tries to make it big suddenly and without fail personally grow to match the currently accepted advantageous social positions like clockwork and usually after so many other peers have done the same and made it much safer and easier to quantify for marketing and demographic research.

 

[verymuchawful]

ratio + dick doesn't work + fat

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I have never met a depressed person who took SSRIs and successfully medicated their depression away. They might act calmer and detached, but the depression never seems to end. If anything, they get lazier, get weight problems they didn't have before and develop some serious ED issues. You know, things that should make you more depressed. But the medications become a norm for them. "If I feel this bad with the Lexapro/Zoloft/Prozac, I'd probably kill myself without it!"

It's super anecdotal and I'm far from medically qualified but I've never seen an SSRI improve someone's wellbeing. Maybe if you have an anxiety disorder or OCD, they can help, I wouldn't know. But depressed people always seem to let their lives go, and inevitably get worse. I'd be interested in knowing when Ethan started taking Lexapro, it wouldn't shock me if the cow behavior got worse around then.

It's complicated because you can't actually see inside a person's head and see what their mood and internal monologue is. Someone can appear totally functional and normal, but inside their head they're thinking about suicide and how worthless they are as a person. I've been unfortunate enough to know people who seemed completely happy, and then later would tell me they wanted to die. SSRIs can dramatically improve that kind of thing.

But those are things you can't see outwardly. All you can see is the kind of mood a person is in at the moment, how they're doing in life and how functional they are. So, it can make it seem like the medication is totally useless when it's working great. Or, much worse, it can make it seem like everything is fine when, in reality, the pills don't work at all and they're totally miserable. Sometimes, it feels like a gigantic crapshoot.

I can't tell you if the pills are working for Ethan or not, and I suspect nobody could but a doctor. But it's a totally valid question. I will say, there are plenty of situational factors that could just as easily explain why he's a miserable fuck. And some of the shitty things he's said/done can't really be explained by depression.

 

[Nod Flenders]

ratio + dick doesn't work + fat

How much more pathetic can he get?

 

[Chilson]

ratio + dick doesn't work + fat

All Ethan had to do was shut his loud stupid mouth and most people would have remained ignorant of his dick not working.

 

[get-tar manajerk]

Just a reminder that Ethan Klein is so healthy that his cocktail of meds causes his manhood to malfunction. Take that Joe Rogaine !!

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He's also fat.

Spoiler: credit

God bless @acme for archiving; I don't know which video this clip is from.

This is the best content h3h3 has produced so far. Does anyone know where that salad dressing footage is from? I'm finding it really hilarious. Not laughing with him though.

edit: nvm found it. regret giving it a view. He jokes about having a semi-chub erection in this video. Not a very funny joke but it's a lot funnier now.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I have never met a depressed person who took SSRIs and successfully medicated their depression away. They might act calmer and detached, but the depression never seems to end. If anything, they get lazier, get weight problems they didn't have before and develop some serious ED issues. You know, things that should make you more depressed. But the medications become a norm for them. "If I feel this bad with the Lexapro/Zoloft/Prozac, I'd probably kill myself without it!"

It's super anecdotal and I'm far from medically qualified but I've never seen an SSRI improve someone's wellbeing. Maybe if you have an anxiety disorder or OCD, they can help, I wouldn't know. But depressed people always seem to let their lives go, and inevitably get worse. I'd be interested in knowing when Ethan started taking Lexapro, it wouldn't shock me if the cow behavior got worse around then.

SSRIs can help wellbeing, but they tend to be pretty badly overprescribed

SSRIs are really meant for people whose depression is so intense they can't really function, not for people who are having a shit time in their life and need to work through the things that are making them depressed, but can still go to work and shit.

But psychs tend to just prescribe that shit

 

[Big Boz]

How much more pathetic can he get?

This is Ethan Klein we are talking about.
He will find ways of reaching new lows.

 

[cluelessly]

Yeah, from my completely unprofessional, layman observations, there's two internal phenomenon that a person will describe as depression.

The first one, like other posters have said, is a chemical imbalance that severely limits that person's ability to function and requires intensive medical treatment to get them to a stage where they're at least able to shower, go to work, etc.

The second is actually sort of like a disordered thinking based on that individual's life experiences and personality, and can't really be treated via medication even though doctors will prescribe that to them anyway. Really what they need is long-term talk therapy to shake them out of their thought cycles and into making difficult changes to themselves/their lives.

I'd guess Ethan falls into the second category, especially since the depression only seemed to become a huge issue with him after he found success and started a family. Even as negative thinking goes, that's pretty weird. Usually people are stuck in negative thought patterns/behaviours because they're poor and alone. Ethan has all his needs met and still has the sads, and I don't think it's at all chemical because even while on the medication he clearly hates himself.

I can't look into his head so I'm purely speculating, but to me he seems like the type of person who thinks they deserve more than they have, even though he already has more than most. He seems like he thinks he deserves Pewdiepie or Rogan levels of fame and his "depression" is really just him realising that he's not actually that smart or funny. Unable to accept that and enjoy what his level of entertainment has got him, he gets "depressed".

Leftovers is a good example. He seemed to think it would be a Frenemies-level hit, not realising that no one wants to hear him talk about politics because he's just not very informed, insightful or smart, and only edgy teens want to hear Hasan.

 

[Chilson]

Yeah, from my completely unprofessional, layman observations, there's two internal phenomenon that a person will describe as depression.

The first one, like other posters have said, is a chemical imbalance that severely limits that person's ability to function and requires intensive medical treatment to get them to a stage where they're at least able to shower, go to work, etc.

The second is actually sort of like a disordered thinking based on that individual's life experiences and personality, and can't really be treated via medication even though doctors will prescribe that to them anyway. Really what they need is long-term talk therapy to shake them out of their thought cycles and into making difficult changes to themselves/their lives.

I'd guess Ethan falls into the second category, especially since the depression only seemed to become a huge issue with him after he found success and started a family. Even as negative thinking goes, that's pretty weird. Usually people are stuck in negative thought patterns/behaviours because they're poor and alone. Ethan has all his needs met and still has the sads, and I don't think it's at all chemical because even while on the medication he clearly hates himself.

I can't look into his head so I'm purely speculating, but to me he seems like the type of person who thinks they deserve more than they have, even though he already has more than most. He seems like he thinks he deserves Pewdiepie or Rogan levels of fame and his "depression" is really just him realising that he's not actually that smart or funny. Unable to accept that and enjoy what his level of entertainment has got him, he gets "depressed".

Leftovers is a good example. He seemed to think it would be a Frenemies-level hit, not realising that no one wants to hear him talk about politics because he's just not very informed, insightful or smart, and only edgy teens want to hear Hasan.

Your arm chair analysis (no offense meant, just calling it what it is) seems partially right. However, I tend to subscribe to the idea that Ethan knows he is a talentless hack with no real learned skills or natural abilities. He got exceptionally lucky coming out with the right content at the right time with the right people with very little of his success actually being due to his own abilities or work ethic, and deep down he knows it to be true.

He projects this insecurity all over his work and relationships through his constant need for validation and "success", when he could just take his millions and live out the rest of his life in easy retirement. It will of course never be enough because he isn't addressing the core issue that he has to accept everything he has was something he obtained through raw chance rather than genuine ability and be grateful for it rather than wallowing in spite because he can't accept that he isn't that great.

It doesn't help that most of his relationships are farces created to latch on and leech off of his undeserved success, and deep down he also knows this to be true. The above reasons are why so many celebrities suffer from depression and severe mental illnesses/addictions. They subconsciously know they are frauds, but are unwilling to consciously accept it. Turning to toxic coping method cycles to avoid the issue rather than confront it head on.