Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Dead Memes]

I have to say, that lesbian zebra shirt is certainly something special.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

The Faxx Machine is still way ahead of Hammy in the views, making the Binge Beast fume and eat. Something I find odd though is how hard that person is riding Michael B Petty's dick. They have how many damn compilations now of him? Is this an attempt to summon him back to rip on Ham Gobbler?

I hope so. Or they're just casting about for something to do.

I do find some of the shit he says funny, but he's obviously lost his nut since he hasn't posted in like 2 years. Those days of Haydur Nation bullshjt did piss the fuck out of Hambutt and Chantal though. I think that might have been their, or at least Hamber's, heyday. The stupid feuding and seize and assist lawsuit threatening days of being butthurt by ass pirates.

It's the origin, rise, plateau, inevitable decline, and fall of any empire. The Eric & Ricky era were definitely the heyday years,

Zachary Michael still reacts to her, but even he seems bored of her. It's almost like he just feels obligated to cover her because most of his subscribers came from Hammy. There is still a little entertainment in reaction/compilation channels, but even that is getting stale. Faxx is how I watch Ham's videos without watching Ham's videos. Like a summary of her boring bullshit.

Beats watching that bitch pretend to be interesting for eight minutes, with no supporting cast to - for lack of a better term -pull that bloated whale's weight.

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Our dainty gay zebra hambeast appears to have reached a new level of narcissistic. Love that for her.

For such a fashion icon, she's forgotten the golden rule: don't get so fucking fat you piss on your own shoes.

No, wait...right! Don't wear horizontal stripes if you're a giant fucking fatass.

 

[marjoram]

New video:

rating how my new torrid clothes look on me | Jan 7th, 2022

Archive:

Spoiler: Archive

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"I don't eat for money, I don't show my body for money, I don't cry for money."
Pulling out all the stops there, FatAl.
Expect crying video soon from a desperate fat bitch.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

Based ALR!

 

[C3PBRO]

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Our dainty gay zebra hambeast appears to have reached a new level of narcissistic. Love that for her.

lol

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

New video:

rating how my new torrid clothes look on me | Jan 7th, 2022

Archive:

Spoiler: Archive

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All the clothes are cute just not on her.

The lips dress looks like it's supposed to be both off shoulder not just one because now the lips are completely off center and the entire thing looks just weird. The way she wears everything with leggings it now looks like a nightgown as well.
As someone already pointed out I don't understand why she continually buys clothing with horizontal stripes. She could have easily just wiped down the sweater with a dryer sheet before trying it on to avoid all the static cling as well. Throwing a brand new sweater immediately in the dryer can mishape or shrink it because we all know how great our gorl is with laundry.

Keep consooming gorl we are here for it.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Attempting to get a grasp of the shapes we have going on, but had to add the legs myself. Consider it an artists impression or some shit.

 

[I am vomit]

Attempting to get a grasp of the shapes we have going on, but had to add the legs myself. Consider it an artists impression or some shit.

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Grimace is having a rough patch.

 

[FickleFuck]

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Yikes.
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YIKES.
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Acceptable.

And you mutha fuckers rate me horrifying. This is the shit of nightmares.

 

[Gergg]

I see jade is gone, poop bun is back with a vengance.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Attempting to get a grasp of the shapes we have going on, but had to add the legs myself. Consider it an artists impression or some shit.

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Looks like Amy Ramadan has competition with Amber Ali! Such a pair of dainty, yet modest gorls.

 

[Owlflaps]

She likes carbs, fat and sugar. Her weight loss "journey" will end up in failure again.

Gorl, she gained 20 pounds in the last 2 weeks. Her weight loss journey was never meant to be. She already had one lipidemic foot out the door.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I really didn't enjoy the underwear information. Thinking about Al in panties is about as hot as thinking about Chantal pooping in a roadside outhouse.

If she did manage to get the underwear on (doubt) how would the positioning go with the shelf and especially the belly that hangs 18 inches below pussy level? Do you tuck the underwear under the belly or pull it over the belly but then the puss is only covered by fat and not fabric. Then why do you even have underwear if the fabric isn't against your bits?

I hope Becky becomes desperate enough for a true story tell all.

 

[youngdumbrosebud]

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Based ALR!

Humor my geriatrics….IMHO peak ALR is when she looks like Peter Boyle in Young Frankenstein.

Puttin’ on the ritz

 

[Kitsunehime]

i hate when Amber says that "her Stomach have Lymphodema" and that s why it hangs down so far....Girl....Manatee...seriously...stop lying....
the Fat u have there is your Fupa combined with Mons Pubis Fat...
since i know u read this Thread...here...for your Education...
this is where the Stomach is located:

 

[marjoram]

I really didn't enjoy the underwear information. Thinking about Al in panties is about as hot as thinking about Chantal pooping in a roadside outhouse.

If she did manage to get the underwear on (doubt) how would the positioning go with the shelf and especially the belly that hangs 18 inches below pussy level? Do you tuck the underwear under the belly or pull it over the belly but then the puss is only covered by fat and not fabric. Then why do you even have underwear if the fabric isn't against your bits?

I hope Becky becomes desperate enough for a true story tell all.

Sorry for this but the underwear was just for the act.
FatAl is strictly a commando gorl.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

More "Oh mah Gah" and her constant need to assign a gender to everyday items, "Oh gorl she so statickeeeee". "She" is a 6XL and "she" still doesn't fit.

Fat Amber looks even bigger and at this point she should just throw in the towel and show us her laygs. Fun fact, here's what her legs probably look like and what they WOULD look like should she ever lose weight. Meat trousers.

Spoiler: Horrifying

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

Attempting to get a grasp of the shapes we have going on, but had to add the legs myself. Consider it an artists impression or some shit.

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it looks like the long lost Teletubby, you know the mean one wtich cant stop lying or stuffing her face.

 

[dfranki723]

''I got that in size 4''.
Yeah. Four man tent.

Everytime she shows us her ''style'' I'm reminded of her mocking Becky's fashion sense, neither of them have any idea how to dress but at least Becky looks mildly normal in her teenage boy getup.

Fatty with her 2009 scene kid clothing is considerably worse.

Also a big no-no to the horizontal stripes as well. Fuck me, she's got no clue.
''I'm losing weight'' you gained over 15lbs, what the fuck is she on about?

Hm, I wonder if ALR or her linebacker Wifey are lurking in the comments because we know for a fact she did do this, seems very Hamber to deny facts so staunchly.

Spoiler

 

[Turd Fergusson]

The cycle will continue until she's broke and dead. Narcs never think the rules apply to them, and she really missed every fucking warning sign about the YTBux without at least a handful of characters in her universe. Gross miscalculation on your part, Big Al.

I've done a bit of calculation to see how her channel is doing.

Right now, from the Social Blade website, Amber has 805k views for the last 30 days, so well under the 1 million views.

If we assume that Amber wants at least 1 million views per month, and her schedule is to post every two days, thus 15 posts a month, this means that each post would need to have at least 67k views. The average of her last 15 posts is 58k views. Therefore, if she does not get more views per post or post more often, she would average about 875k views per month. Using this average, for her to obtain 1 million views, she would need to post at least 18 times a month.

What quality content will we get?