DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[UsedUp]

Co-op with subs is never coming. January 28 and who knows if he will play, Uncharted Legacy of Thieves for PS5, Dying Light 2 February 4, Horizon Forbidden West February 18, AND THE GAME THAT WILL PUT BUTTS IN SEATS AND SAVE HIS CHANNEL on February 25 ELDEN RING. With the current games he's playing and still has to beat, Co-op with his subs is not happening in 2022. Did he even have any sessions in 2021?

 

[George Beorge]

Wait wait wait wait
He spent like 30 minutes on the prestream ranting about how pokimane needed to be permanently banned from live streaming entirely to get rid of toxic content and then 5 minutes later says Blip.tv was unfair and should've just given him a warning for joking about murdering jews

 

[UsedUp]

Wait wait wait wait
He spent like 30 minutes on the prestream ranting about how pokimane needed to be permanently banned from live streaming entirely to get rid of toxic content and then 5 minutes later says Blip.tv was unfair and should've just given him a warning for joking about murdering jews

Rules for thee but not for me

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

2014 Phil:
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7 Years later:

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Nothing wrong with having to pivot your strategy to keep making a living, it's just Phil talks so much shit about the platform and the people on that very platform until he's forced to do the exact thing he talked shit about while pretending he never said anything.

I’ve always said this. It’s not about him having to change his business strategy, it’s that he talks shit so much that when he flip flops then he expects you to retcon everything and if you don’t, well then you get banned, dood. Sound good?

2014: I’m never going back to Twitch fuck them in their cunts it’s about subscribe subscribe get those custom emotes and shit. Turn my bitrate down? Fuck you.

2018: YouTube is fucking dead. Thank god I left YouTube. Twitch loves me and my streams! Don’t forget to send some bits which totally aren’t currency, right guys? Titty streamers? There’s no half nude streamers on Twitch, the fuck are you talking about you fucking moron?

2022: Twitch is fucking garbage, dood. They have double standards. They have gross immoral sexual content and kids are watching! YouTube is implementing positive changes for the future.

(A side note he said he couldn’t up/lower his bit rate when when that’s LITERALLY what he got in trouble for from Twitch)

 

[KD6-3.7]

Kind of strange how he never says “I would argue/arguably” any more. Anyone else notice that? He would use some variation of “argue” at any opportunity through a lot of 2021. His vocabulary is truly dynamic. Or, maybe one night recently, Phil said it around Kat and she went, “Ugh, stop saying ‘arguably’. You sound like such a pretentious faggot. Jesus, I hate you…”

 

[capefear56]

He is soo good, he is sucking his own dick, seal laughing and retard clapping and when the achivement popped up, he kinda orgasmed. He is soo proud to be good in this shitty fukin console game.

He ain't good. Crossplay is enabled, so he's facing a bunch of PC players, which would normally be a detriment in other shooters, but in a game like Halo where the emphasis is on tracking instead of snap reflexes, the aim assist on his controller carries him pretty hard.

 

[Dona Morte]

Rokeno is in the hospital apparently.

 

[capefear56]

Rokeno is in the hospital apparently.
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He's making the transition to literal wheelchair.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Rokeno is in the hospital apparently.
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[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Rokeno is in the hospital apparently.
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When the wheelchair online becomes a wheelchair in real life

 

[Grimlock]

DSP lore has been so boring lately cause every stream he's getting at least $100. Nothing good happens when he hits that 2nd goal. I think his rebranding is working and this may not be fun anymore and that sucks. Low tips is the only time anything entertaining comes out of this lore even the detractors vids are boing cause they are pulling from nothing and just reaching at this point. DSP twitter handle is "DSP the Unstoppable" and as sad as it is to admit he may be right cause he is looking pretty unstoppable right now

 

[the khat quaffer]

Kind of strange how he never says “I would argue/arguably” any more. Anyone else notice that? He would use some variation of “argue” at any opportunity through a lot of 2021. His vocabulary is truly dynamic. Or, maybe one night recently, Phil said it around Kat and she went, “Ugh, stop saying ‘arguably’. You sound like such a pretentious faggot. Jesus, I hate you…”

He probably reads this thread and takes note of what pisses off a-logs the most.

 

[Agent Proper]

Kind of strange how he never says “I would argue/arguably” any more. Anyone else notice that? He would use some variation of “argue” at any opportunity through a lot of 2021. His vocabulary is truly dynamic Robust. Or, maybe one night recently, Phil said it around Kat and she went, “Ugh, stop saying ‘arguably’. You sound like such a pretentious faggot. Jesus, I hate you…”

FIFY

 

[AckedyAckTheThird]

Is he seriously bragging about playing decently in crossplay using a controller...? Everyone knows Halo Infinite's controller aim assist is basically an aimbot with included magnetism. Other streamers have shown how, with a controller, you cannot miss a strafing enemy, even when they aren't touching the thumbstick. So someone who has been playing video games 7 hours a day, 6 days a week for more than a decade is happy to get placed in gold when using an aimbot against possible keyboard players (who get fuck all in terms of aim assist)...?



EDIT: just noticed capefear56 explained this earlier

 

[Forbidden Math]

DSP lore has been so boring lately cause every stream he's getting at least $100. Nothing good happens when he hits that 2nd goal. I think his rebranding is working and this may not be fun anymore and that sucks. Low tips is the only time anything entertaining comes out of this lore even the detractors vids are boing cause they are pulling from nothing and just reaching at this point. DSP twitter handle is "DSP the Unstoppable" and as sad as it is to admit he may be right cause he is looking pretty unstoppable right now

Keep in mind that every penny he gets he instantly spends like the worst kind of drug addict. Unstoppable? He's stuck on level 1 m8. He's slowly circling the drain and don't let the sock account tips from a handful of whales fool you, that's their intended effect.

 

[KingjadVCMP]

Alrighty guys, long story short I knew DSP had done what Pokimane had done himself in the past, it was just a battle of finding that somewhere online - and find it I did. I got a vid going live about it round about now, but rather than do that I'll link you to the direct source of Phil's hypocrisy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn4EBW7noWs

 

[FormerPro]

I didn't watch the stream tonight but can see on Halotracker he won every ranked game he played today!

Rest assured though that being placed in Gold 3 Phil is still within about the bottom 25% of players that have bothered to play 10 matches of Halo Infinite ranked.

To give some context me and some friends who have played Infinite (and are by no means good) were debating whether the Gold division and below in ranked actually existed as we were all placed in platinum and above despite some having negative win rates in their placement games. Your rank is not based on straight up wins vs losses but also your performance compared to all the other players in your lobby and their relative ranks.

I guess Phil going unbeaten in his placements, thinking he's hot shit and loving Halo, despite being in the bottom 25% of players shows why devs crowbar such aggressive skill based matchmaking systems into games.

No need to pay to get into Phil's sub only games. Just play Halo like one of his denthead, retard, physically handicapped contributors and let the SBMM match you against him for free.

 

[Mature Adult]

DSP lore has been so boring lately cause every stream he's getting at least $100. Nothing good happens when he hits that 2nd goal. I think his rebranding is working and this may not be fun anymore and that sucks. Low tips is the only time anything entertaining comes out of this lore even the detractors vids are boing cause they are pulling from nothing and just reaching at this point. DSP twitter handle is "DSP the Unstoppable" and as sad as it is to admit he may be right cause he is looking pretty unstoppable right now

The whole "philzanigger" fiasco happened in a stream where he made 160+ dollars. The salt flows easier when it's lower tips but he lets his guard down when the money rolls in.

 

[capefear56]

DSP lore has been so boring lately cause every stream he's getting at least $100. Nothing good happens when he hits that 2nd goal. I think his rebranding is working and this may not be fun anymore and that sucks. Low tips is the only time anything entertaining comes out of this lore even the detractors vids are boing cause they are pulling from nothing and just reaching at this point. DSP twitter handle is "DSP the Unstoppable" and as sad as it is to admit he may be right cause he is looking pretty unstoppable right now

You're not the first person to think that his situation might be turning around, just as there have been many doomsayers claiming Phil isn't going to last another year or so. Both groups have consistently turned out to be wrong in the past. He's stuck at level 1, and I suspect he'll stay that way until either Kat divorces him, the IRS knocks on his door, or he dies of a stroke.

 

[IHateMyJob]

Rokeno is in the hospital apparently.
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Hey RoKeNO if you can type you can tip. Your lord didn't even get to wear a doofy hat tonight...selfish.