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I thought this thread was going to be about Phil losing a limb to diabetes.
11/12 - Phil will lose
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He's lost that. He can't manage more than a few likes anymore. His weight is roughly the same # as his friends list.
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Most mocked customer at Tattoo 13? Most ignored symptoms of Type II diabetes? Most shameless transracial racist? The eternal race to the bottom?
Isabel will win.
Isabel will win.
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What left does he have to lose? He has no home, he's alienated his friends to the point that KF is more interested in his life than anyone he voluntarily associates himself with, he's covered in some of the most embarrassing tattoos possible... I keep thinking "this dude's absolutely hit rock bottom," but then he just keeps chugging like this was his plan all along.
Oh wait, his hair. He's gonna lose his hair.
Oh wait, his hair. He's gonna lose his hair.
he'll win at keeping his balls 
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At least he'll still have his pet bike lock he carries with him everywhere.
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Nope you guys are all wrong, Phil has won
...a new friend on his friends list
... ... he thinks will give him free tattoos
...a new friend on his friends list
... ... he thinks will give him free tattoos
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Amazingly Phil was actually better off when I created this thread.
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He looks like a homeless unemployable Jeff Goldblum
I know we can all universally agree that Phil's tats are shit, but this guy looks like he just took a Sharpie to his face and hands... Plus that's the kind of face you see on a serial killer when you wake up in the middle of the night with a machete to your throat. God damn!
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Fervent Champion
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Nothing says "friend material" like "dreadlock mullet."
Christ, did that guy shave his eyebrows off and tattoo new ones on?
Christ, did that guy shave his eyebrows off and tattoo new ones on?
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Remember how Jace would scream and point his gun at the screen when he saw scary things?
Yea
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This man, if he can even be called such, represents the ideal of grimy-ass American crust punk. Look for him selling shots of rotgut whiskey for a dollar outside your local punk and heavy metal venue while his malnourished pitbull tries its best to subsist on a diet consisting exclusively of hamburger buns from McDonald's.
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Who needs to "win" more friends? What a fucking loser.
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Since Phil is lazy as sin and has no concept of worth/value he thinks you win things. You earn them in life, friends included. You be a good person share hobbies you earn a friend, someone thinks of you, hey this person is a someone, I want to spend my limited time on this earth with them when I can.
Phil is so warped in his mind set he thinks you get friends like you get called down for the Price is Right. Just like he thinks him being so retarded he gets autism bux is a victory.
I wouldn't rule it out he sees a couple having a nice dinner, then pop into their nice new car. He probably thinks Obama and the CIS HET army gave it to him, not knowing this guy is a some kind of plastic engineer and figured how to make a better stint for heart surgery.
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Clearly friends are people who feel bad for you, and will stand in solidarity with you and your faux transracial, faux transgender problems by shaving your back and letting you slum around their houses while giving back nothing. Thank yous and gratitude and being a useful member of a social movement are tools of patriarchal oppression.
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The only losing Phil doesn't do is losing weight.