DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Very entertaining video by LWO. I wish I would be knowledgeable with fighting games to appreciate it more.

It has three parts.
Part 1: Phil acting in his role as King of Hate. He sounds like a faggot with severe tardrage. Phil has no spine, so it sounds really fake. I am still surprised that nobody beat him up IRL besides Jasper.
Part 2: Ken training. Literally pressing buttons! 5:10 is fucking hilarious! See picture below.
Part 3: Gojitenks

DSP Doesn't Know Why He's Controversial​


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Very entertaining video by LWO. I wish I would be knowledgeable with fighting games to appreciate it more.

It has three parts.
Part 1: Phil acting in his role as King of Hate. He sounds like a faggot with severe tardrage. Phil has no spine, so it sounds really fake. I am still surprised that nobody beat him up IRL besides Jasper.
Part 2: Ken training. Literally pressing buttons! 5:10 is fucking hilarious! See picture below.
Part 3: Gojitenks

DSP Doesn't Know Why He's Controversial​



Holy shit that's hilarious. Phil trying to act like an Internet Tough Guy in real life when all he's doing is whining (yet again), while at the same time if he was confronted by the person he was shit-talking, Phil would run away on the verge of tears (yet again). Hey Phil, you can try to "rebrand" all you want, but we know what kind of person you are. That rant the other day about Pokimane is proof once again that not only are you shitty at rebranding ("I'm not a drama streamer."), but you're also a coward.
 
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Holy shit that's hilarious. Phil trying to act like an Internet Tough Guy in real life when all he's doing is whining (yet again), while at the same time if he was confronted by the person he was shit-talking, Phil would run away on the verge of tears (yet again). Hey Phil, you can try to "rebrand" all you want, but we know what kind of person you are. That rant the other day about Pokimane is proof once again that not only are you shitty at rebranding ("I'm not a drama streamer."), but you're also a coward.
Every time Dave tries to act like a tough guy I get reminded of this gem :

 
... I am no cook, but I have had enough loving old lady home cooked meals cooked for me to know that's not how cornbread works.

Please tell me this is a joke and not a white trash thing.
Joke. Fucked if I know, stupid people do stupid shit. Look at DSP and Khet with the corned beef at Xmas.
Because he knows paypigs are trollz.

Dude needs to stop derailing the chat.

Think he'll be able to level up to furry pedo?
For sure.
WTF is this?
Phil are you trolling with this?
LOL. It's a shop job by me.
 
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"NO exaggeration"? You mean you were exaggerating all the times previous (as if we didn't know)? lmao.
Very entertaining video by LWO. I wish I would be knowledgeable with fighting games to appreciate it more.

It has three parts.
Part 1: Phil acting in his role as King of Hate. He sounds like a faggot with severe tardrage. Phil has no spine, so it sounds really fake. I am still surprised that nobody beat him up IRL besides Jasper.
Part 2: Ken training. Literally pressing buttons! 5:10 is fucking hilarious! See picture below.
Part 3: Gojitenks

DSP Doesn't Know Why He's Controversial​


lmao. Holy fuck what a fag on the phone.
 
Hey Phil, I know you read every single post on here around 2am-3am your time. Just wanted to laugh at your failure of a channel sitting at 196k subs getting barley 1k views while absolutely getting spanked by channels with less than 5k subs in views. That shits funny but even more funnier when you try to push this rebranding and it did shit but made your channel just a little worst off than it was before. God dam Phil don't ever change bro😂 Level 1 forever.
 
You're not the first person to think that his situation might be turning around, just as there have been many doomsayers claiming Phil isn't going to last another year or so. Both groups have consistently turned out to be wrong in the past. He's stuck at level 1, and I suspect he'll stay that way until either Kat divorces him, the IRS knocks on his door, or he dies of a stroke.
I doubt Phil is ever going to turn his situation around, and the most maddening part is he could.
He has all the tools available to him to grow his channel and become big but refuses to use them.
If he spent less time being petty and jealous about other content creators and more time looking at how they're successful he could become huge.
 
Looking forward to the upcoming "actively looking for sponsorship saga"
This rebranding is just for money and I believe this is his baby step towards that totally not a shill tho 😂

Also new Merc shop deal , send designs to him for free because the king of hate is dead , so he needs new art ...

I am sure there are thousands of videos that would shame any company away from Philly with one Twitter tard @


This one is hard for him to pass as a (((joke)))
 
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I doubt Phil is ever going to turn his situation around, and the most maddening part is he could.
He has all the tools available to him to grow his channel and become big but refuses to use them.
If he spent less time being petty and jealous about other content creators and more time looking at how they're successful he could become huge.
I agree he could turn his channel around and improve his views, and while I think there was one point he could get big, I think ship has long since sailed. Even if he pulled a miraculous redemption arc, he's just too irrelevant for people to care about, not to mention there's too much streaming competition. It feels like Phil is a bigger deal online because of how active this particular forum is, but I'd wager the majority of potential viewers either have no idea who he is, or vaguely remember him as "that guy". Maybe a few would curiously tune in, but I think they'd get bored pretty quickly. There's a reason that both detractors and even his legitimate fans either leave when the prestream drama finishes, or start talking about other random stuff because Phil is so boring.

Generally, successful streamers have one of three things going for them. They're really good at a competitive game/category. League of Legends, some speedrunners, retro challenge runners etc. Even if Phil stopped being salty, fixed his eclectic schedule and started wearing glasses, I don't think he's good enough at any game to draw this kind of crowd. His best chance would be his SF streams, and I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume at one point he was actually good at the game, but nowadays he struggles against anyone with even a tiny bit of experience and reaction time.

The other group is the more casual streamer where it's less about the game and more about the streamer being interesting. Phil's idea of interesting is spilling water on himself, burger king messing up his order and his alarms getting inspected. He'd have to start leaving the house and actually experiencing things, which I just don't see happening. Same with him getting a cohost to bounce off of. *Maybe* he could make this work if he started playing with his dentheads and actually trying to be friends with them. Again, I think this would help his channel grow, but not make him big.

And the last group is titty streamers, and unfortunately for Phil, mantits don't qualify for this category.
 
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