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How long will this relationship last?

  • About a month.

    Votes: 45 44.1%

  • Half a year.

    Votes: 11 10.8%

  • A year or more.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • He will marry her and impregnate her, hater! This is Eternal love.

    Votes: 46 45.1%
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    102
Farglemark said:
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Lol its almost like I called exactly what would happen, brag about the tiny dick big man car, go get the family one. I just missed out on how much money he was willing to waste on a new vehicle. It's a middle of the line truck, not great, not terrible, the exact type of truck that someone going through a midlife crisis pussies out and buys instead of the bad decision.

A better buy? A used Toyota truck, those last for fucking ever.
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Pulled the ol' switcheroo to own the Karen Farms!
 
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Jump said:
The Pentastar isnt shit. It's a very good minivan/truck motor. There are millions of them running around just fine in Caravan's, wranglers,promaster vans, rams etc. Just like the slantsix didn't become shit when it was installed the original challenger.
The problem is retards who get the cheapest car because they can't save a little bit longer for the v8 then down the road end up spending MORE money trying to make the v6 fast. They picked the wrong tool for the job then end up blaming that tool.
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I should have clarified after saying they were pretty stout, its more of the fact that they're massive piles of shit when you want to add power to them, leave them alone and perform proper maintence and they fucking run forever but as soon as you start adding power to them and I personally know a half dozen who have just fucking nuked Pentastars because they started adding power to them without realizing theres a fucking reason theres no aftermarket for them, I've seen a couple people make some decent power with the AWD Challenger/Charger platform but they both had money and know how to do so and the money required to do so you could buy a Ecoboost Mustang and improve its 1/4 mile time a second and a half before springing for some tyres to drop it some more.
 
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"What's that? Daddy Jim was streaming today? Never heard of the guy."
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IamnottheNSA said:
He’s gonna get so upset when he learns that Flamenco got Jim to address the GQ (or at least the most recent events).
We can only hope for another burned bridge.
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Don't think it'll happen, Jim is untouchable. He's got his cracksperg team that descends on those dumb enough to step out of line, weather he wants then to or not. Plus Ralphs got alot of fans that are Metokur fans. Jim can show hes a weeb, that he's not a white nationalist, shit, he could probably go full Murphy and shove a boatload of dildos up his ass and still retain mostly all sides of his fanbase. He could probably pull what Ralph claimed he could do and shit everywhere during stream and some would call it the greatest troll of all time.

But because of that, Ralph needs to bend the knee and hope beyond hope that Jim graces his stream with his presence one day and make him relevant again.
 
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Farglemark said:
Don't think it'll happen, Jim is untouchable. He's got his cracksperg team that descends on those dumb enough to step out of line, weather he wants then to or not. Plus Ralphs got alot of fans that are Metokur fans. Jim can show hes a weeb, that he's not a white nationalist, shit, he could probably go full Murphy and shove a boatload of dildos up his ass and still retain mostly all sides of his fanbase. He could probably pull what Ralph claimed he could do and shit everywhere during stream and some would call it the greatest troll of all time.

But because of that, Ralph needs to bend the knee and hope beyond hope that Jim graces his stream with his presence one day and make him relevant again.
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Now I have this weird image in my head of Jim going onto the killstream and leaving both ralph and us too confused to bicker as he shits live on the killstream
 
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Anyone else notice Ralph doesn't wear that Keemstar sweatshirt anymore or brag about his friendship? So not only Nora and Jim but Keemstar said, hey Ethan it's not me, it's you. Leave my mothhafucckin name outch yo mouth crackkka.

Word of the streets of London is Nora had been cheating on Ralph for a solid year before breaking it off. That having to see him for 6 days a year and chat online wasn't worth the trips, purses and rings. I tend to believe it but I'm not sure there's anyway to prove it 100% without her or the bloke coming forward and Im surprised she didn't change her legal name, wear her hair different and stick a red dot on her forehead as a cover disguise.

As embarrassing it is to be Ethan Ralph I'm sure he wakes up everyday and thanks God he isn't Gator! Christ is kannnng
 
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Opticana said:
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Gunt's next vehicle will be a mobility scooter.
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When I think of car accessories and "cool shit for a truck" I always think WalMart. Christ on a crutch, Ralph! It's like he actively tries to be a trailer trash stereotype. No, that's not quite right. He doesn't try. He's a fucking natural.
 
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Fannyscum said:
$36.5k for a second-hand car, sounds like a smart investment from a shrewd businessman:
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A thousand bucks a month to tell the world you have a small dick and are afraid of power and/or to poor to afford it.
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Two pages. I was behind two pages and in those two pages he changed his mind twice and "bought" a truck. That is so amazing that I don't believe any of it. This reeks of some kind of dick wagging flex on all the hadurz. "Those Kiwifags will believe anything I say because they are retarded snakes." I will not believe this wigger has a new anything until he posts a video of himself driving his latest shit kicker and almost crashing from his distracted driving. Do it pussy. Show off that big dick energy.
 
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UnLimiTed-Lbs said:
Ralph has cheated on Nora with a prostitute.
Then he cheated on Ade with Faith and, of course, cheated on Faith with Miegh
whos to say Ralph will cheat on Miegh with Alice?
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I before E, except when following a C or pronounced as an A.
But I agree. I'm not sure what Alice's deal is, but she seem the type to want to be mounted by a 45 year old gray sweathog?
 
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