Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Arthur Morgan]

When he does leave Massachusetts, it's always for the lamest stuff: conventions and that one time he went to a tourist resort in Cancun for his sister's wedding. Let's not forget going to San Diego Comic Con and missing his panel for "exhaustion." With Arisia's cancellation and Bob no longer working at The Escapist, I wonder if the convention meal ticket is cut off now too.

(Did Bob ever go to Cannes? Slight powerlevel: I almost worked for Troma Films many years ago, and one of the things they dangled to mitigate the horrible salary was a free trip to Cannes. If even Troma goes to Cannes, I wonder if Bob ever worked for an outfit that similarly could swing a spot there.)

I doubt he's ever been to a film festival like Cannes or Sundance. Not enough epic blockbusters to keep little Film Robert's attention.

You have once chance to impress a woman, and you use that chance to lecture her on how awful other men are.

Never change, Bobby. Never change.

"Oh my Science, I never knew that, thank you for letting me know. Hmm, guess I owe you now. How about some pussy?"

I assume that's how her response goes in his mind.

 

[Adamska]

Not directly related but am I the only one who actually likes Zodiac Riddler? I mean as far as comic book accurate depictions go Jim Carries Riddler was pretty much perfect(No, seriously even when Dennis O'neil wrote him he was mostly a goofy criminals smiling at children and wearing a silly haircut) so if we are to do a serious Riddler why not go all the way out and make him the most attention seeking, fantastical looking real life serial killer that ever existed. Even if you are given somebody that they gained through the wrong means similar too how people still know the name of Herostratus because history books included his name.
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Reminder this fat retard is only angy because some republican blogger called him stupid once like 16 years ago while also saying he liked the Dark Knight movie. Also yes Bob liked it too and he changed his opinion entirely because this one declared enemy in his head did.

Anyways, I just realized something on why Dark Knight kicks the shit out of every single Marvel film: Bruce faces consequences when he goes full extrajudicial. He loses his connections to the police, and Lucius Fox legit tells him he quits when he abused wiretapping.

That never happens in Marvel. They actually get praised when they do that shit.

As for the Riddler design? I actually like it. It's a lot better than some of the edgier Riddler designs I saw in prior takes like the Batman where he looked like a NEET.

 

[Mola Ram]

That never happens in Marvel. They actually get praised when they do that shit

You remind me -- over the holidays I was basically forced to watch season 1 of Daredevil. I say "forced" but I ended up enjoying the hell out of it, and one reason is that there are consequences: Matt almost destroys every relationship he has, and none of them emerge unaltered. This is apart from the real physical toll his activities take on him, or how Fisk loses nearly everything because of his romantic obsessions. I was frankly shocked it was as good as it was, and I couldn't help wondering what might have been if Marvel hadn't gone full consoomer.

Now ... what was Bob's take on Daredevil? I gather it wasn't complimentary.

 

[Wulfpack Legend]

You remind me -- over the holidays I was basically forced to watch season 1 of Daredevil. I say "forced" but I ended up enjoying the hell out of it, and one reason is that there are consequences: Matt almost destroys every relationship he has, and none of them emerge unaltered. This is apart from the real physical toll his activities take on him, or how Fisk loses nearly everything because of his romantic obsessions. I was frankly shocked it was as good as it was, and I couldn't help wondering what might have been if Marvel hadn't gone full consoomer.

Now ... what was Bob's take on Daredevil? I gather it wasn't complimentary.

All I know is when Kingpin showed up in Hawkeye and was different than his Netflix counterpart, Bob celebrated it in spite of the old series.

 

[The Valeyard]

All I know is when Kingpin showed up in Hawkeye and was different than his Netflix counterpart, Bob celebrated it in spite of the old series.

I think he's also made negative comments about the Daredevil series in one of his angry tweets about The Batman.

 

[Red Hood]

Reminder this fat retard is only angy because some republican blogger called him stupid once like 16 years ago while also saying he liked the Dark Knight movie. Also yes Bob liked it too and he changed his opinion entirely because this one declared enemy in his head did.

Anyways, I just realized something on why Dark Knight kicks the shit out of every single Marvel film: Bruce faces consequences when he goes full extrajudicial. He loses his connections to the police, and Lucius Fox legit tells him he quits when he abused wiretapping.

That never happens in Marvel. They actually get praised when they do that shit.

As for the Riddler design? I actually like it. It's a lot better than some of the edgier Riddler designs I saw in prior takes like the Batman where he looked like a NEET.

Bruce also faces other consequences: he loses his love interest/lifelong friend, Harvey is driven insane and dies, and he faces the physical consequence (more obvious in DKR) of a severe knee injury. It's such a mess that he retires from Batmanning for several years.

In spite of that the movie has a bit of a message about people like The Joker acting out. "What are you trying to prove? That deep down everyone is as ugly as you? You're alone!"

I wonder if Batman's words hit Bobby a little hard.

 

[Adamska]

Bruce also faces other consequences: he loses his love interest/lifelong friend, Harvey is driven insane and dies, and he faces the physical consequence (more obvious in DKR) of a severe knee injury. It's such a mess that he retires from Batmanning for several years.

In spite of that the movie has a bit of a message about people like The Joker acting out. "What are you trying to prove? That deep down everyone is as ugly as you? You're alone!"

I wonder if Batman's words hit Bobby a little hard.
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Again, I vaguely remember Bob genuinely liked the film... until this one republican blogger he kept trying to pick fights with said he loved the film too.

That's how arbitrary and full of shit he is. He has kept this "REEE BATMAN BAD ME AM MAD MONSTERS LIKE HIM" bullshit for 16 years because he hates that a single fucking person he disagreed with also liked a single Batman movie that doesn't have much to do with the current ones.

I had no interest in watching it but I might now if it is a rare case of "Batman actually does detective work for most of it". The films never showed a lot of it. And it's all because Brainless Bobby is a crayon eating retard who invents excuses to defend his tribalistic and myopic POVs and to avoid killing himself in depression.

 

[Mr Snek]

You remind me -- over the holidays I was basically forced to watch season 1 of Daredevil. I say "forced" but I ended up enjoying the hell out of it, and one reason is that there are consequences: Matt almost destroys every relationship he has, and none of them emerge unaltered. This is apart from the real physical toll his activities take on him, or how Fisk loses nearly everything because of his romantic obsessions. I was frankly shocked it was as good as it was, and I couldn't help wondering what might have been if Marvel hadn't gone full consoomer.

Now ... what was Bob's take on Daredevil? I gather it wasn't complimentary.

I can't find the source but I distinctly remember Bob acting smug and celebrating the Netflix Marvel series being considered noncanon in the greater MCU, maybe a year or so ago. He referred to it as the "edgy MCU", or something similar. I personally found season 1 and 2 to be great, though 2 had some questionable scenes and after that it kind of went to shit.

 

[Nod Flenders]

You have once chance to impress a woman, and you use that chance to lecture her on how awful other men are.

Never change, Bobby. Never change.

That's the easiest way to turn a woman off.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

That's the easiest way to turn a woman off.

Bob might as well hold up a sign saying "I'm looking for a boyfriend-free girl and I don't expect to have to do any work to woo her."

 

[Soulless4510]

Yeah that's one of the main issues of the Marvel cinematic universe is that there is no real hard consequences for its characters and that really sucks. I mean that is where you find true greatness exactly you get these characters hit with consequences or how they roll with them you know. Anyway Bob is completely dense and stupid and no girl will ever sleep with him.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Holding a sincere belief of any kind is "f___king stupid":
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Robert, as we all know, doesn't actually know anything about United States law. It is in fact really really really hard to opt out of things due to a religious belief. The burden is essentially on you to somehow prove your belief is legitimate and well established. You simply cannot declare "it's my religious belief" as an all-purpose exemption.

Even in the current wave of conservative courts striking down COVID policies on religious grounds they're doing it in a narrow way where the policies can be shown to impose significant burdens on well-established religious practices like attending services. And while I may be getting my cart in front of my horse, I imagine it will be almost certain that these "religious objections" to vaccine mandates will not go anywhere. The military is rejecting them en masse for example. The fact that there are no recognized religions in the United States that opposes vaccines on religious grounds, not even the Scientologists and Amish, will put a significant burden on the plaintiffs in these cases, not the government.

America's favorite game at the moment: The Covid Blame Game.
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Your "fellow Americans" did this to you. Not the virus. I am a Thinker who believes in trusts the science!

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I'm pretty sure the original tweet is not describing gentrification. Funny enough, if it wasn't for the anti-video game snark at the start of the tweet Robert would probably otherwise agree with this considering it's the standard social justice on Twitter position. Like if say one of his Angels tweeted the same sentiment about "developer advocates" aka people who like living in good areas.

When he does leave Massachusetts, it's always for the lamest stuff: conventions and that one time he went to a tourist resort in Cancun for his sister's wedding. Let's not forget going to San Diego Comic Con and missing his panel for "exhaustion." With Arisia's cancellation and Bob no longer working at The Escapist, I wonder if the convention meal ticket is cut off now too.

(Did Bob ever go to Cannes? Slight powerlevel: I almost worked for Troma Films many years ago, and one of the things they dangled to mitigate the horrible salary was a free trip to Cannes. If even Troma goes to Cannes, I wonder if Bob ever worked for an outfit that similarly could swing a spot there.)

I think it's pretty easy to get into Cannes and such these days. I've seen people who are just Twitter and YouTube people doing it. Robert could probably swing it just by asking one of his "contacts" that gets him reviewer perks but as somebody noted there's likely not to be much at any of these he'd care about. And the fact that he wouldn't actually then promote the festivals or anything that comes out of them probably would get him rejected in the future. (If they didn't examine his product and determine this would be the case to start.)

I can't find the source but I distinctly remember Bob acting smug and celebrating the Netflix Marvel series being considered noncanon in the greater MCU, maybe a year or so ago. He referred to it as the "edgy MCU", or something similar. I personally found season 1 and 2 to be great, though 2 had some questionable scenes and after that it kind of went to shit.

Charlie Cox plays Matt Murdock in the new Spider-Man film so this is another case of Robert having CALLED IT!

 

[Patrick X Tomlinson]

Bob Sagget died today while Bob Fagget over here tweets on...

 

[A Very Big Fish]

Bob Sagget died today while Bob Fagget over here tweets on...

Bob will keep tweeting until he shuffles off this mortal coil.

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

When he does leave Massachusetts, it's always for the lamest stuff: conventions and that one time he went to a tourist resort in Cancun for his sister's wedding. Let's not forget going to San Diego Comic Con and missing his panel for "exhaustion." With Arisia's cancellation and Bob no longer working at The Escapist, I wonder if the convention meal ticket is cut off now too.

(Did Bob ever go to Cannes? Slight powerlevel: I almost worked for Troma Films many years ago, and one of the things they dangled to mitigate the horrible salary was a free trip to Cannes. If even Troma goes to Cannes, I wonder if Bob ever worked for an outfit that similarly could swing a spot there.)

I think the person Bob plays at being on Twitter is the person he wishes he was, and he probably believes that if he just keeps doing it, he will bend reality until it's the truth.

 

[TowinKarz]

I don't see it that way. As I've often said, I firmly believe Bob's dream society looks E-X-actly like Nazi Germany... y'know, with Bob's love of eugenics, his dehumanization of political opponents, his desire for despotic one-party control, et cetera. Hell would be an substantial upgrade from Bob's dystopian utopia.

Just take your standard dystopic The-Nazis-Won-WWII cityscape, and replace all the omnipresent Swastika banners with Marvel Movie Posters.... that's about the only thing he would do differently.

I think the person Bob plays at being on Twitter is the person he wishes he was, and he probably believes that if he just keeps doing it, he will bend reality until it's the truth.

Or until the Universe finally decides to award him for his suffering. I'm willing to bet he's internalized his life's failures as not his fault, but, the necessary prerequisite to success... they laughed at Galileo, did they not?

He probably sees himself as a Peter Parker type, the put upon "good guy" geek in a comic book who is smart, talented, virtuous, but, also beset by jocks, bullies, corrupt institutions and bills he can't pay, ignored by the ladies and unable to bring a better world even though he knows EXACTLY how to do it.... but, thankfully, the Universe repays his epic sufferings by giving him superpowers that let him actually get all the stuff he wants with no consequences.

He probably does think on some level it doesn't matter how many bridges he burns and people he pisses off right now, as soon as he gets that radioactive animal bite.... he'll surely be able to rebuild it all at super speed... and then some!

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

Just take your standard dystopic The-Nazis-Won-WWII cityscape, and replace all the omnipresent Swastika banners with Marvel Movie Posters.... that's about the only thing he would do differently.

Or until the Universe finally decides to award him for his suffering. I'm willing to bet he's internalized his life's failures as not his fault, but, the necessary prerequisite to success... they laughed at Galileo, did they not?

He probably sees himself as a Peter Parker type, the put upon "good guy" geek in a comic book who is smart, talented, virtuous, but, also beset by jocks, bullies, corrupt institutions and bills he can't pay, ignored by the ladies and unable to bring a better world even though he knows EXACTLY how to do it.... but, thankfully, the Universe repays his epic sufferings by giving him superpowers that let him actually get all the stuff he wants with no consequences.

He probably does think on some level it doesn't matter how many bridges he burns and people he pisses off right now, as soon as he gets that radioactive animal bite.... he'll surely be able to rebuild it all at super speed... and then some!

I also think that Bob believes, or wants to believe, that there is something good waiting for him at the end of it all, which is why he claims he's not an atheist.

He can't fathom going through his entire life unhappy, unfulfilled, and miserable, and having it all be nothing.

His completely secular Mario themed afterlife, perhaps?

 

[Woe-B-Gon (TM)]

Brave and Bold is basically the Silver Age comics in all their bizarre and goofy glory. It also had one of the most innuendo laden songs I've ever heard, but I think it actually wound up cut from the original release of the show.

"Birds of Prey" from Batman: The Brave and The Bold

FUCK YES, YOU ARE THE BEST BATMAN CARTOOON EVER!But seriously, I am amazed how Australia is actually getting our episodes before we are. It goes to show that...

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The show also has a Joker with an extremely high kill count, as it's implied he wipes out over six billion people... during a musical number.

Hmmm. BRB, putting Mayhem of the Music Meister's soundtrack on.

It's a good thing we've got Arkham, 'cause he really drives us bats!

 

[Judge Dredd]

Oh his attitude is so nakedly performative. Not only does he constantly thirst post, but the second he feels it's safe, he goes after a woman with both barrels, saying she's ugly, worthless, a whore, and stupid. It's why none of the feminists he tries to fuck will ever want to come near him, he's such a misogynist he can't even pretend he appreciates all women.

And unlike his colleagues, I think Bob is too spineless to do anything other than hover hand and pretend to be buddies.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Borderline racism coming from Racistbob:
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Nobody will be surprised but in another example of blasting past actually finding out things straight to a smug confidence without doubt our Thinker here is repeating a myth that's popular on Twitter among the social justice set but has no basis in history. The New Deal/FDR was not anti-Black, especially for the time, programs like the WPA and CCC strongly assisted Blacks:


Far-left Black professor Adolph Reed Jr.:


There's plenty to criticize FDR (and the New Deal) on, even in the specifics of race, there's no need to invent a mythology of malicious anti-Black intentions and repeat this blindly.