🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Jeff Gerstmann]

I before E, except when following a C or pronounced as an A.
But I agree. I'm not sure what Alice's deal is, but she seem the type to want to be mounted by a 45 year old gray sweathog?

She's a BPD attention whore so yes.
Ralph has an internet show so that makes it worth it to her.

 

[RedRocket69]

She's a BPD attention whore so yes.
Ralph has an internet show so that makes it worth it to her.

Despite being only 1% of the population, Borderline Personality Disorder patients represent 65% of all e-girls.
I should really get an internet show

 

[Nod Flenders]

Ralph has cheated on Nora with a prostitute.
Then he cheated on Ade with Faith and, of course, cheated on Faith with Miegh
whos to say Ralph will cheat on Miegh with Alice?

I think he already has cheated on May.

 

[Sammich]

"What's that? Daddy Jim was streaming today? Never heard of the guy."
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What the fuck is 2022 ralph. That is a legit smart move, if he claims he didn't watch it (doesn't matter if he did or not) he doesn't have to address it. If he gets pushed about it, easy response, "oh, jim probably threw some bantz at me, that's what FRIENDS do you fucking friendless loser, get some friends" BUT, ralph will remember, and if Jim keeps throwing shit at him.. might be fun down the road.

 

[Keranu]

What the fuck is 2022 ralph. That is a legit smart move, if he claims he didn't watch it (doesn't matter if he did or not) he doesn't have to address it. If he gets pushed about it, easy response, "oh, jim probably threw some bantz at me, that's what FRIENDS do you fucking friendless loser, get some friends" BUT, ralph will remember, and if Jim keeps throwing shit at him.. might be fun down the road.

Hey Ralph, Jay Dyer also threw friendly banter at you and you went ballistic. Also Jim has ghosted you for the past two years, not what I'd call a friend.

 

[Chris Mclean]

What the fuck is 2022 ralph. That is a legit smart move, if he claims he didn't watch it (doesn't matter if he did or not) he doesn't have to address it. If he gets pushed about it, easy response, "oh, jim probably threw some bantz at me, that's what FRIENDS do you fucking friendless loser, get some friends" BUT, ralph will remember, and if Jim keeps throwing shit at him.. might be fun down the road.

To be fair to the Ralphamale who watches current day Jim streams? Even more so on Fagmencos channel. You might aswell watch reality tv. The jewish producers atleast has some fun stuff planned and the adbreaks are predictably placed.

 

[HarveySperg41]

What the fuck is 2022 ralph. That is a legit smart move, if he claims he didn't watch it (doesn't matter if he did or not) he doesn't have to address it. If he gets pushed about it, easy response, "oh, jim probably threw some bantz at me, that's what FRIENDS do you fucking friendless loser, get some friends" BUT, ralph will remember, and if Jim keeps throwing shit at him.. might be fun down the road.

With Ralph it seems to be little pin pricks from people that build up over time that sets him off, thAts what happened with Nick.

 

[Catspajamas7]

The Gunt is thinking about making his own magazine, but his best idea for a front page article was “Road Rage”.

 

[Triple Flutz]

The Gunt is thinking about making his own magazine, but his best idea for a front page article was “Road Rage”.

He's still really upset about not making it on Zerohedge, is he?

 

[Sam Losco]

The Gunt is thinking about making his own magazine, but his best idea for a front page article was “Road Rage”.
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He can't even be ass'd to write for his own website. Changes of this happening are low and chances of it lasting more than a year if he does actually do it are fucking nill.

 

[Chris Mclean]

The Gunt is thinking about making his own magazine, but his best idea for a front page article was “Road Rage”.

Yes really badass writers such as:

How to fillabuster your opponent to sleep by Mark Collet.
Feetpics round up and review by Beardsonbeardly.
Cat ears and anal tears by Nick J. Fuentes
Meighs best trad wife recipes! Now with extra lemon wheels by Amanda Morris

 

[Calefactorite]

Yes really badass writers such as:

How to fillabuster your opponent to sleep by Mark Collet.
Feetpics round up and review by Beardsonbeardly.
Cat ears and anal tears by Nick J. Fuentes
Meighs best trad wife recipes! Now with extra lemon wheels by Amanda Morris

Reader's Wives but it's just May

 

[Bepis]

The Gunt is thinking about making his own magazine, but his best idea for a front page article was “Road Rage”.
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That magazine cover looks like a sketch you would find in a serial killer's padded cell.

 

[Christorian X]

That magazine cover looks like a sketch you would find in a serial killer's padded cell.

I don't think he has any concept at the amount of work and money required to even begin to do something like this. Just trying to teach him to do layout alone could take years.

 

[NaggotFigger]

The Gunt is thinking about making his own magazine, but his best idea for a front page article was “Road Rage”.
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If Gunt would actually write a magazine like this tweet he shown, it's still shit nonetheless. Same to the cover as well.

 

[FuzzMushr00m]

The Gunt is thinking about making his own magazine, but his best idea for a front page article was “Road Rage”.
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2 podcasts, twitter, a blog he never uses and the fediverse. Is there any other way you can repackage the same opinions Ralph? The people need Cooking With Pantsu, we all know it, just cut to the chase and give us the kino we deserve!

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

The Gunt is thinking about making his own magazine, but his best idea for a front page article was “Road Rage”.
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Seems he has been watching Owen Benjamin’s grift of writing magazine articles on homesteading / getting bears to contribute articles.

I don't think he has any concept at the amount of work and money required to even begin to do something like this. Just trying to teach him to do layout alone could take years.

Also seeing the success of Dr E Michael Jones magazine “ Culture Wars” and thinking if a doddering senile boomer like Jones can make a magazine than he can as well.

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Seems he has been watching Owen Benjamin’s grift of writing magazine articles on homesteading / getting bears to contribute articles.

Also seeing the success of Dr E Michael Jones magazine “ Culture Wars” and thinking if a doddering senile boomer like Jones can make a magazine than he can as well.

But E Michael Jones wrote books as well, Ethan wrote halfass-articles about gamergate and nothing much also who will write for him ?

 

[PaladinBoo]

I for one would love nothing more then to see Ralph's literary career take off only just to read more of his long winded psychotic ramblings. I can imagine one of his articles for his magazine will be: "How I fought the Kiwi Farms and their broke dick pedophile owner Joshua Moon and WON!" Would be a fun read.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

But E Michael Jones wrote books as well, Ethan wrote halfass-articles about gamergate and nothing much also who will write for him ?

Dingo can write for him on how to chimp out on your job site and thus get fired. Blacklisted and have your house foreclosed on, and then your wife divorce you is saving the White Race (that he ain’t even part of)