The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Flour]

Kevin putting dinosaur plush toys on the wishlist for the Lakota tribe is peak Tranch in so many ways.

 

[PitcherInTheWheat]

Crosspost because I can't edit the last post I made to include this..... this is Kevinism at its best. This is what they're donating to. Kevin's princess time. Please follow these dates from Dec 21 to Today (tm)

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The blanket on the list (top one)

Tenacious Unicorn Ranch everyone. Princess Time ahoy.

I couldn't figure out why they would use a GoFundMe with fees, when they have a nonprofit but your post makes it all makes apparent. With a nonprofit, a certain percentage of donations have to be used for public benefit/ charitable activities (again aligning with their mission).

However, when advertising a GoFundMe from their nonprofit's page, it makes the donors believe the nonprofit is the recipient when in fact the individual is. Since an individual is the beneficiary, it doesn't raise the amount the organization technically brings in and thus the amount they're required to spend on charitable activities (between 5%-85%, depending on the type *maybe I'll look at the specifics later*).

They're blurring the lines between the fundraising for themselves and for the ranch, intentionally, I believe.

It also appears they're doing the same thing with this Tribe fundraiser as well, putting up wishlist next to one another.

Shameful.

They should be very careful because this is all being documented or is public record.

 

[Prolego]

Lold because of his location on here. Its true. Ah yes "the water"... Going very well i see....

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Phil's getting better at framing his photos so there's less incriminating stuff in the background, so it's nice to see some content from one of the wide eyed innocents. Here's that photo in full, showing what an absolute moonscape the Tranch has become. There's nothing growing and their topsoil is starting to look like Kevin's hairline. At least they've got rid of all that cactus that was growing there last summer. Funny that it never got mentioned in despatches. I wonder if any alpacas were poisoned along the route to enlightenment.

 

[Meiwaku]

I found this funny while lurking for this fags wishlists. Woke until you can't be, I guess.




Aug 2019- Feb 2020: fuck amazon, they treat people like shit I do not condone this and it's so disgussstangggg
Dec 2020- Present: trams amazon wishlist pls help

 

[Kelly's Leg Nerve]

Apparently 'indigiqueer' land defenders are a thing now. Tranchers want to get in with them to start blasting next time a pipeline protest comes around. This Vice piece came out at the end of December; I bet tranchers drooled all over it.

 

[Sourceress]

Phil's getting better at framing his photos so there's less incriminating stuff in the background, so it's nice to see some content from one of the wide eyed innocents. Here's that photo in full, showing what an absolute moonscape the Tranch has become. There's nothing growing and their topsoil is starting to look like Kevin's hairline. At least they've got rid of all that cactus that was growing there last summer. Funny that it never got mentioned in despatches. I wonder if any alpacas were poisoned along the route to enlightenment.

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I feel like it's important to point out every now and again that none of the pictures they take ever indicate that they have anywhere near the amount of alpacas they claim to have. They keep claiming to have 300 alpacas.. on that small of an amount of land, it should be almost impossible to get a picture without at least fifty in view, but there's never more than like 20 at a time.

Like, I know we all know they're bullshitting and a ton of their alpacas have died by now but still, important to state for the record probably, lol.

 

[Oxyjen]

I feel like it's important to point out every now and again that none of the pictures they take ever indicate that they have anywhere near the amount of alpacas they claim to have. They keep claiming to have 300 alpacas.. on that small of an amount of land, it should be almost impossible to get a picture without at least fifty in view, but there's never more than like 20 at a time.

Like, I know we all know they're bullshitting and a ton of their alpacas have died by now but still, important to state for the record probably, lol.

Interesting
Could it be that a lot of them are in really poor condition so they only want to show the few photogenic ones?

If only someone had some drone footage, we’d know for sure.

 

[Meiwaku]

I feel like it's important to point out every now and again that none of the pictures they take ever indicate that they have anywhere near the amount of alpacas they claim to have. They keep claiming to have 300 alpacas.. on that small of an amount of land, it should be almost impossible to get a picture without at least fifty in view, but there's never more than like 20 at a time.

Like, I know we all know they're bullshitting and a ton of their alpacas have died by now but still, important to state for the record probably, lol.

disagree but I still love you

300 animals... not just alpaca fren... also don't forget their many cats and dogs included not just livestock.

I think the highest they claimed was 188 (it's in the past thread because I know I personally did a population count). Their most recent tiktok said in the comments they rescued 97 ALPACA in 2021. I'm trying to remember the number of births but I think it was between 9-13?

Also here's why the Alpaca may not all show up all together:

1. They have males and females separated so that splits the population (they used to not which is why they had a baby boom because they're retards)
2. Some are less social than others in terms of liking people
3. They have some photos of them crowding around delivering hay on their tiktok that all of the alpaca congregate around
4. Just because animals are herd animals doesn't mean they crowd together. I know about cows and sheep and they usually have "cliques" they hang out with. Cows have best friends and sheep can recognize up to 20 human faces and i think 50 sheep faces. I would assume that Alpacas it's the same especially since they have dominant female issues and subordinate so all the betas likely hang together except when eating which they get bullied around which is why you see nicely shaped alpaca but also really emaciated ones despite the "rescue" being almost a year ago. Also, If you see a herd of animals in a big enough space usually they will spread out into groups.

They're too retarded to hide obvious health issues in their Alpaca and do NOT have a vet checking on their herd which is super evident giving issues with emaciation and underbite growth . They just posted this pic minuets ago (black one on the left, there's another caramel colored one I noted with it):

Also all Camelids need to be checked regularly also for abscesses in their jaws because they're super prone to it even when really well taken care of (straw is pointy and their teeth aren't that great when it comes to hay diets , if it gets stuck in their cheek it will form an abscess).

Here is a video with some of their other animals

I have no idea what this is lmfao....
I counted the animals here not including chickens. There's way more sheep there than in the pic, if you watch the video you can see.

Also Sad TikTok of Alpaca moms who are clearly underweight likely from caring for their babies also it's winter and the retards shore them in late summer.

Spoiler: Emaciated Alpaca Moms Tiktok

I counted 13 babies (they're fluffy because not shorn also smaller)
, if you look at Alpaca next to them who have good confirmation it really shows.

New Tiktok, this shows a lot more of their animals also the #sustainability is on it top kek.

A highlight from the video of the fences and circumstances. Absolutely on brand. Here's an example from a TikTok on how they feed the alpacas which is just dumping the bale down (god I hope they cut off the twine)

Also the way they feed them is literally the most inefficient way to feed animals, all that hay that falls get shitted and pissed on and nobody eats it and it rots. It also keeps grass from growing underneath. They need a bale feeder which is essentially this to keep the hay from being thrown around and wasted (there's other types and varieties):

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Other TikToks we missed... I'm still compiling anything with milk.

There is a rare Kevin below

Spoiler: DIRTY LIVING SITUATION HIGHLIGHTS LOL

Some highlights of the living situation LOL:



RARE KEVIN

Spoiler: Other recent TIKTOKS

press x to doubt

^ This one some males broke into the girls pen so they needed to chase the 2 down.....

all the wasted feed that also further makes grass NOT grow on the ground because it's covering it all!!!

inner tarp barn

tacticool penny in the unwashed man bed

Potentially the most kek shit:

 

[AprilRains]

You're using their claimed figure as a serious source of information?

 

[Aunt Carol]

"100% off grid?" Someone tell that to Kevie and his plastic toy hoard.

"complete food independence" = "we're converting the alpacas to Breatherianism" checks out

 

[Meiwaku]

You're using their claimed figure as a serious source of information?

Point taken. Hence the counting I did on other animals to ensure their numbers match.

The alpaca number is based off of the previous autism I did waaaaay back ITT where I cross referenced every number they had since they opened for increase in herd.

188 adult alpaca (97 of which were acquired in 2021)
13 babies last year
21 ducks
7 cats (i think maybe more)
4-6 dogs (i forget)
Didn't count chickens there was no good reference.
Sheep is definitely about 40ish giving flock size

With that estimate without the chickens included it's at like about 280 animals. So giving they could have 20 chickens that's about right.

A broken clock is right twice a day type thing I guess. What I find more amazing is the Tiktoks show the other troon tents and troon structures that the serfs live in.

 

[Sourceress]

You're probably right, honestly I just thought I remembered that number from some previous tweet but I can't find it now and I'm honestly not that fussed about it lol. I still think their pictures they post look really scant on alpacas for having over 200 of the suckers, not to mention all the other animals we hardly ever see (I feel like I remember someone mentioning no pics of ducks or chickens in a long time?).

Basically what I was trying to get at is that the tranch's poor grasp of animal husbandry has probably led to a lot of undisclosed animal deaths that they're covering up so no one questions what's going on there, that was all.

 

[stupid frog]

imagine being a yard serf when this "mutual aid" is going on. youre going to freeze to death outside, but pennys friends get money as a scam tax write off

maybe he feeds them less so they cant rise up and revolt

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Well, it seems like animal feeders went on sale right on time! Unfortunately they can’t afford it, due to funds being low and not wanting to use credit until the tractor is paid off. [A]

Oh look, someone bought it for them! [A]

The fact that they raise this kind of money and grift all this shit is beyond me. People are so retarded.

Spoiler: Pics

 

[lamp shade]

Well, it seems like animal feeders went on sale right on time! Unfortunately they can’t afford it, due to funds being low and not wanting to use credit until the tractor is paid off. [A]
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Oh look, someone bought it for them! [A]
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The fact that they raise this kind of money and grift all this shit is beyond me. People are so retarded.

Spoiler: Pics

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And now Kevin will turn around and spend three times that amount on plastic crap preorders.

No one knows why you’re struggling, Phil! Kevin just told everyone y’all were close to being financially stable!

 

[dirtydeanna96]

The amount you have to actually give to the charity is really really small BUT it's all publicly posted hence why people know Susan Komen makes $500,000 from her charity for breast cancer and can be mad about it publicly.

Susan Komen died August 4, 1980. how is she making money, and, being dead, what is she spending it on?

 

[AGPinochet]

maybe he feeds them less so they cant rise up and revolt

Workers of the Tranch Unite.

SpongeBob SquarePants - The Gentle Laborer Shall No Longer Suffer

Squidward gives a beautiful speech to the Bikini Bottom

youtu.be

 

[Meiwaku]

Well, it seems like animal feeders went on sale right on time! Unfortunately they can’t afford it, due to funds being low and not wanting to use credit until the tractor is paid off. [A]
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Oh look, someone bought it for them! [A]
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The fact that they raise this kind of money and grift all this shit is beyond me. People are so retarded.

Spoiler: Pics

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Smh someone enabled Kevin's feeder fetish

 

[Oxyjen]

Well, it seems like animal feeders went on sale right on time! Unfortunately they can’t afford it, due to funds being low and not wanting to use credit until the tractor is paid off. [A]
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Oh look, someone bought it for them! [A]
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The fact that they raise this kind of money and grift all this shit is beyond me. People are so retarded.

Spoiler: Pics

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Good luck getting that motor to start from your inverter or generator.

 

[Meiwaku]

Good luck getting that motor to start from your inverter or generator.

Somebody actually Amazon wish list bought them some new solar panel shit so I'm very excited for this in action