🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Weeb Slinger]

Word of the streets of London is Nora had been cheating on Ralph for a solid year before breaking it off.

 

[Fslur]

The Gunt is thinking about making his own magazine, but his best idea for a front page article was “Road Rage”.
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I heard he was doing a magazine am disappointed it’s not a fashion & lifestyle rag. Filled with murses for the guntlemen. Also lmao @ $15 & $18 Canadian. He could be picking up a lot of extra cash if he just streamed reality tv/ip2 style with tts. The Gunt fears tts!

 

[An automatic clown]

Seems he has been watching Owen Benjamin’s grift of writing magazine articles on homesteading / getting bears to contribute articles.

Also seeing the success of Dr E Michael Jones magazine “ Culture Wars” and thinking if a doddering senile boomer like Jones can make a magazine than he can as well.

None of this fat pigs ideas are original at all. They're just ripped off from other people with marginally more success in his sektur

 

[Laquisha Guntermensch]

I heard he was doing a magazine am disappointed it’s not a fashion & lifestyle rag. Filled with murses for the guntlemen. Also lmao @ $15 & $18 Canadian. He could be picking up a lot of extra cash if he just streamed reality tv/ip2 style with tts. The Gunt fears tts!

He'd be better off trying to sell amateur porn of his thumb in the horse anus. A niche market with more potential paying customers than his current endeavor.

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At least it wasn't miscegenation.

 

[MediocreMilt]

The Gunt is thinking about making his own magazine,

You could, you COULD make your own magazine and release it quarterly, but

Spoiler: and hear me out because this is gonna sound fucking crazy

you could instead run a blog online that you wrote for with regularity, even often including guest contributors. You could name it, oh idk... Killstream Blog... oh! I know!!!! theralphretort.com

 

[byuu]

So he wants to make a zine like all those punk-wannabe hipster SJWs?

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

lol I just want to know what his price point is going to be for this rag that no one will buy.

 

[Fannyscum]

For anyone wondering how he was going to pay off the truck:

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"The collected blurbs of the Kill Report quarterly"

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Words AND pictures, assuming Gator has time to help with the layout:

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[John Andrews Stan]

Ethan really loves pictures of himself sucking on big brown phallic symbols. We all know you’re a cocksucker, Ralph, give it a rest.

 

[An automatic clown]

lol I just want to know what his price point is going to be for this rag that no one will buy.

According to the cover photo he posted it's $15US $18CAN

 

[MeltyTW]

The Gunt is thinking about making his own magazine, but his best idea for a front page article was “Road Rage”.
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i want one just to vandalize the cover with dog shit and drawings of dicks on his face.

but seriously even ralphs own fans have to see how ephemeral ralphs show and its "impact" is right? i mean they constantly say "just wanna have fun man its not srs why care about ralph and his niche?" so now you have disposable shallow ralph takes that arent free that dont come as often, require more effort to consume and take up actual physical space in your own for supposed long term storage for something that wasnt even relevant when it came out.

also ralph is the last person who should comment on the american road system when he cant even seem to lawfully and peacefully use it regardless of the conditions of the roads.

 

[veri]

For anyone wondering how he was going to pay off the truck:
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"The collected blurbs of the Kill Report quarterly"
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Words AND pictures, assuming Gator has time to help with the layout:
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ralphamale monthly digest

what content would even be included in a magazine without words. killstream fans being retarded with no common sense as usual

maybe cause ralphs fans are near illiterate and they have to sound out the words like that one slow kid in your class that ppeople would pick in popcorn reading. pictures are just easier for them to understand. what pictures will ralph use?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

ralphamale monthly digest

what content would even be included in a magazine without words. killstream fans being retarded with no common sense as usual
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Ralph can barely sit down to write a hit piece every quarter, and even when he does it's a one draft wonder that he doesn't proof read.

 

[PaladinBoo]

I just wonder what Ralph would put in his magazine. I assume that he would just write down Tucker Carlson segments for his articles and that would be it. Ralph puts the bare minimal in all of his endeavors. The magazine will be no different.

 

[veri]

imagine if his magazine was just a written version of his morning show. half the pages are tucker carlson segments, a few of the pages are superchats and a few pages of random shit and dead air. and interspersed between all these are segments sperging about null

 

[LordOdin]

I used to wonder that too, until I noticed that almost every single post by that user in the gator thread is about how gator is "winning" at life, so I'm guessing that's why Bryan thought it was Gator. I don't think it is, but it's still weird.

Because the gatorthread is for Gator chads GATOR ALWAYS WINS !

 

[Bepis]

You know, if Ralph hadn't burned so many bridges, a quarterly digital magazine would not have been the worst idea. He could have themed it around "the culture war" or something and paid his various connections to write articles on relevant topics in their area of expertise. Sell it through Gumroad or something. He would definitely screw it up if he tried though.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

lol I just want to know what his price point is going to be for this rag that no one will buy.

Ralph would have at least one subscription from all of us pooling our money here on Karen Farms making it a effective 5 cents a month subscription to his shitty magazine

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He and Meigh are trying to brainstorm new revenue ideas without a brain between them. I’d love a transcript of this meeting of the nonexistent minds.

Hey Ralph, how about you get killstream.tv back up and running — like you’ve been promising your paypigs for months now — before you start another project you’re doomed to fail at? Oh yeah, you have zero intention of putting in the work or money it would require get that shitbox back on track. Lazy wigger gonna lazy wigger.

 

[byuu]

imagine if his magazine was just a written version of his morning show. half the pages are tucker carlson segments, a few of the pages are superchats and a few pages of random shit and dead air. and interspersed between all these are segments sperging about null

Hey, don't forget Collett's guest column on how to be boring as a nazi.