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I found out that apparently that one Japanese male masturbator company known as Tenga did a crossover promotion with Getter Robo and made these figurines. Of course, it's Japan. I am not surprised it is Tenga either considering their target audience of these anime shows would be buying these things. Who would even feel comfortable displaying these things?
 
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Fialovy said:
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I found out that apparently that one Japanese male masturbator company known as Tenga did a crossover promotion with Getter Robo and made these figurines. Of course, it's Japan. I am not surprised it is Tenga either considering their target audience of these anime shows would be buying these things. Who would even feel comfortable displaying these things?
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Lol, they remind me of the McDonalds Happy Meal toy in the 80’s or 90’s where it was transformers, but they folded up into Micky D’s food and cartons.

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And if you’re already a hikkomori, do you really feel shame?
 
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Neurotypical Mantis said:
when are we getting dildos with actual piercings built in, god dammit
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The ones I've seen haven't been great. Seems more productive to pick a pleasant dildo and pierce it yourself.

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I was looking for a lawn gnome-shaped dildo that I thought I remembered, but what I found was this:
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It has a fingerprint!
 
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I found this ice cream thing. It doesn't vibrate, rather it spins really fast I don't know how this is supposed to be pleasurable and why an ice cream cone.

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Also, this thing is called an anal juicer which sounds disgusting, but I am not sure how it works. Like, I think with that handle you have another person spin it around while it is in your butt I think? It is pretty bizarre.
 
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Fialovy said:
Also, this thing is called an anal juicer which sounds disgusting, but I am not sure how it works. Like, I think with that handle you have another person spin it around while it is in your butt I think? It is pretty bizarre.
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After all I've seen, that "Pop! goes the weasel" is somebody's fetish feels refreshing and tranquil.
 
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Fialovy said:
More bizarre sex toys!
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I found this ice cream thing. It doesn't vibrate, rather it spins really fast I don't know how this is supposed to be pleasurable and why an ice cream cone.
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Completely unrelated, but you could probably make bank by scaling down a cattle scratcher for housecats:

The concept reminds me of the Sqweel from ten-fifteen years ago; apparently there's a version out these days that doesn't epilate your pubic hair, but I'm not eager to test it out.
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KoromaruEnjoyer said:
I actually bought this neck-vibrating thing, mostly foam and soft material you know like bendable? well i figured out you can wrap around your dick
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so vibrating i Just Cant HAndle it's TOO MUCH so im sure theres the same with havinga dick? i mean onison beats it til its' purple, which is weird because i always thought dicks were wimpy and frail, and pussys can take a pounding , but omg vibrating is just like too much, unless i like put it on my thight and it's like nearby, but still like too much

but i spose the reason bitches like vibes is because a dude cant pound pussy 3000 times per second

can you beat your meat 3000 times per second?
 
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b e E p said:
I recently made changes to my birth control and my hormones are demanding a lot suddenly. Can someone recommend a wand vibrator? Not a gigantic one, something concealable. I just don't want some shitty chinese product.
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I know Shibari is one of the big flagship companies making mini/rechargeable ones. Lynx is Amazon's house-brand copy, so essentially exactly the same thing. You'll notice a lot of smaller brands with copies. While those can be decent there isn't a real trustable way to know. Don't order from somewhere like AlieExpress and don't go with the absolute cheapest and you'll probably be fine.
 
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I recently made changes to my birth control and my hormones are demanding a lot suddenly. Can someone recommend a wand vibrator? Not a gigantic one, something concealable. I just don't want some shitty chinese product.
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Looks just like one of those pen necklaces Joan wears on Madmen. here's their website. https://www.lovecrave.com/products/vesper/
 
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Exceptionally Exceptional said:
Does anyone know where to get one of these?
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Asking for a friend... whom I intend to rape with it.
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I got u fam. That is what's colloquially known as a Fucksaw/Fucksall. Adapter available here though the IP protections are expired and there are many manufacturers. I'm assuming portability is a concern, so you're not going to want just any reciprocating saw. Brushless and with lithium batteries is going to pack almost as much punch as an A/C corded one.
 
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