DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

Lately he is really cocky, living in his own fake reality. If only he could open an actual editing software.

I would soo punch him on the face.

 

[Balr0g]

Oh mate you're righ, but I know we will have several detractors that are upset over Phil's gloating when they help him hit his exceptional goals.
Lately due to a severe lack of free time I try to min-max my fuckery. So I try to look at what my action will cause, in a way? If that makes sense?

Method #1
I have to: Make a new account, subscribe, wait to be able to post, troll, remember to unsub or delete account.
Phil has to: Rage and ban.
I gain: A laugh?
Phil gains: Interactions, channel growth. Both things that boost his ego.

I am not a Youtube expert but wouldn't a huge wave of subscritpions followed by an equal wave of unsubs hurt your channel? Granted he would get interactions and growth but that would be a one time thing. If he can't build up on it his ego (and more importantly his channel "growth") would deflate faster then a balloon. Though I agree with you it's best to watch him through a restream just to keep your mind sane. I sometimes watch through Meerkat Inc and even then I am loosing my mind when Phil tries to explain stuff.

On one hand yeah seeing him achieve 200k subs only to drop it below right AFTER would be funny imho. But having him not achieve it would be much funnier. Just like his "I wish we reach 196k subs by christmas" which he didn't get.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I am not a Youtube expert but wouldn't a huge wave of subscritpions followed by an equal wave of unsubs hurt your channel? Granted he would get interactions and growth but that would be a one time thing. If he can't build up on it his ego (and more importantly his channel "growth") would deflate faster then a balloon. Though I agree with you it's best to watch him through a restream just to keep your mind sane. I sometimes watch through Meerkat Inc and even then I am loosing my mind when Phil tries to explain stuff.

On one hand yeah seeing him achieve 200k subs only to drop it below right AFTER would be funny imho. But having him not achieve it would be much funnier. Just like his "I wish we reach 196k subs by christmas" which he didn't get.

He'll just hide the sub number as soon as it hits 200k and leave you punching the air again. DSP's survival is only viable because of detractors but most won't admit it.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Instead of trying to get 200k subs shouldn't his goal be getting more than 1000 views per video, more than 300 live viewers or more than 20 people in the chat? Those would be goals I would personally work on first, but I'm not Phil.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

Haunted by the ghost of his old lover and past failures the lord of the manor DSP is under attack by trolls

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Instead of trying to get 200k subs shouldn't his goal be getting more than 1000 views per video, more than 300 live viewers or more than 20 people in the chat? Those would be goals I would personally work on first, but I'm not Phil.

Well that is what any sane content creator would so.........NO!

But I think he has hit his highwater mark on viewers and chatters. Being the toxic and extremely boring low IQ individual he is, I can't see him attracting more of a following.

Any normie walking into the vortex will with 99,5% certainty get turned off by DSP himself and failing that then the complete clusterfuck of exceptional individuals that make up his chat will chase them away. Failing that they'll get banned for using forbidden words, asking forbidden questions that no real person have any chance of guessing is Haram in Phils world.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I am not a Youtube expert but wouldn't a huge wave of subscritpions followed by an equal wave of unsubs hurt your channel? Granted he would get interactions and growth but that would be a one time thing. If he can't build up on it his ego (and more importantly his channel "growth") would deflate faster then a balloon. Though I agree with you it's best to watch him through a restream just to keep your mind sane. I sometimes watch through Meerkat Inc and even then I am loosing my mind when Phil tries to explain stuff.

On one hand yeah seeing him achieve 200k subs only to drop it below right AFTER would be funny imho. But having him not achieve it would be much funnier. Just like his "I wish we reach 196k subs by christmas" which he didn't get.

I might be wrong because I assume most detractors get banned and just make a new account, while not unsubscribing with the banned one.
To be fair I base this on how it was with his Twitch. He has insanely inflated numbers because of these dead accounts that are used as cannon fodder for reminding him he has gout for the hundredth time, call him fat or whatever else insult they have.

So it's like the trade offer meme.
I say something stupid. You get one view, interaction and sub.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Lately he is really cocky, living in his own fake reality. If only he could open an actual editing software.

I would soo punch him on the face.

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lol @ the cope. Lie better Phail.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Lately he is really cocky, living in his own fake reality. If only he could open an actual editing software.

I would soo punch him on the face.

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*Does his job*
*brags that he’s doing his job*

 

[Corpun]

Morning
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This is fake right? No one is this incompetent, not even Phil right?

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

I might be wrong because I assume most detractors get banned and just make a new account, while not unsubscribing with the banned one.
To be fair I base this on how it was with his Twitch. He has insanely inflated numbers because of these dead accounts that are used as cannon fodder for reminding him he has gout for the hundredth time, call him fat or whatever else insult they have.

So it's like the trade offer meme.
I say something stupid. You get one view, interaction and sub.

This is one of a few reasons there is to not sub to troll in his chat. For some baffling reason he thinks hitting 200k subs will be a big thing (despite 180k subs being dead accounts and 95% of the other subs being trolls) so if people don't sub he'll never actually hit 200k because there's no way in hell new people are finding that wasteland of fun he calls a channel and deciding to sub.

The other reason is 0 - 3 chatters for every stream is way funnier than any troll message.

 

[Sup3r]

Instead of trying to get 200k subs shouldn't his goal be getting more than 1000 views per video, more than 300 live viewers or more than 20 people in the chat? Those would be goals I would personally work on first, but I'm not Phil.

Phil has always misunderstood what his "job" is. His aims are numbers that any competent user would tell you is meaningless. Besides what is the point of hitting 200k subs, he doesn't get anything for it and it's not like he's getting more money for it. For all of his pushing for more subs, you'd think he'd naturally see more growth in his views and comments.

In looking up info on KOgaming I found a clip of him being shocked that after just under a year of nothing, it still had about 22k subs on it. It's like his brain cannot fathom the idea of dead subs.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

My question is he got a new laptop which is right there. He has tweeted from that laptop before, typing on the laptop keyboard.
And yet for some reason, he puts the wireless keyboard on the other side of him, so that he has to lean in the opposite direction while he types in order to read the monitor.

... so why does he not just type on the laptop keyboard?

His wireless keyboard is connected to his desktop on the other side of the room. He uses it to update the leaderboard in OBS which is running on the desktop. His $800 laptop is for viewing and moderating chat, auditing tips, checking emails, and tweeting. Sitting at a desk is for fake gamers.

 

[Iron Hamster]

*Does his job*
*brags that he’s doing his job*

I laugh at the 2 inferences here:
1) he didn't get any negative comments and he would let them through if he did
2) he is not racist against Asians

 

[SomeoneLikeMYFATHER]

This is fake right? No one is this incompetent, not even Phil right?

Phil’s obsession with food doesn’t check out with this. Remember, Phil is a gourmand - an expert in all cuisines. Got it?

 

[thedingledongle]

Are these the same ones from 2018 that showed up on his channel when things got un-privated?

I don’t recall if the two I have were on that leak or not.

 

[Coke Zero]

Lately he is really cocky, living in his own fake reality. If only he could open an actual editing software.

I would soo punch him on the face.

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Or you could just try not being a little bitch and let people comment on their own. Imagine sitting around reading and approving youtube comments. For all the crying phil does about not having any free time, he always finds the most pointless ways to just absolutely waste time.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Or you could just try not being a little bitch and let people comment on their own. Imagine sitting around reading and approving youtube comments. For all the crying phil does about not having any free time, he always finds the most pointless ways to just absolutely waste time.

He has time for that BS but:

It's from this

 

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

This is one of a few reasons there is to not sub to troll in his chat. For some baffling reason he thinks hitting 200k subs will be a big thing (despite 180k subs being dead accounts and 95% of the other subs being trolls) so if people don't sub he'll never actually hit 200k because there's no way in hell new people are finding that wasteland of fun he calls a channel and deciding to sub.

The other reason is 0 - 3 chatters for every stream is way funnier than any troll message.

Phil asserts that reaching 200k subscribers will be big, positive news for the channel and a sure-sign that his reputation on the internet is recovering an something that everyone should be hyped for.
Phil insists that his low viewership and slow chatroom are just things you need to ignore if you want to be a positive member of chat and not an idiot who says the sky is falling.
Can you guess which factor can be accounted for by whales?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

He has time for that BS but:
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It's from this
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"Could you imagine if I went back and micromanaged every single comment on a video?"