The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[King of Not Playing Games]

So throughout the winter how have the alpacas been faring? A lot of people were estimating die-offs due to shaving their coat at the wrong time and the malnourished bodies but it doesn’t seem like any of that’s transpired yet.

 

[AssignedEva]

I present to you: On this episode of CHOPPED.... I have no idea what penny is doing to those potatoes with that tiny mixer.

He's using an immersion blender to make mashed potatoes.

If you like mashed potatoes, never do this. You'll end up with an overmixed horrible gluey mess. You can do this with a hand mixer if you add in butter/milk/cream but not an immersion blender (and if you're making it that way, you need to peel the potatoes, not leave the skins on like he has).

I assume Penny is too lazy/injured to mash them with a potato masher/ricer/fork.

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

A lot of people were estimating die-offs due to shaving their coat at the wrong time and the malnourished bodies but it doesn’t seem like any of that’s transpired yet.

That we know of; it's not like they're tweeting about dead or dying alpacas, with tales of woe & want attached.

 

[Meiwaku]

Someone reads the thread lmao. This is why we archive....

Link/ Archive dude wayback has been really shit lately I can't even touch Twitter


Also VERY interesting development I found. Who on the Tranch is addicted to Opioids

Link/ Archive

Note he doesn't say its for "the rez" or the natives its the "mutual aid"... Tranny opioid addict confirmed.

Link
Narcan likely acquired.

For those of you who dont know what Narcan is.

I will consneed and say I agree with them that this should be available without a script as Opioids were shilled by Big Pharm companies as SAFE and hid that they were HIGHLY addictive. So most people addicted to them had a legitimate injury or surgery they were recovering from at first and weren't just druggos but now you have a bunch of people addicted to it because they lied to doctors etc.

But what amazes me about this is you agree that Big Pharma has harmed people irreversibly severely for greed. But yet thinking that them re-appropriating drugs for menopausal women etc. into """lifesaving""" trans medicine is totally okay. Use. Common. Sense. They're using the same logic as they did before. "Oh lifesaving! So important! No other issues!". They're using you.

Mutual Aids update:

People also bought some of the XL diapers and men's coats lel.

If this literally wasn't a mutual aids where the tranch and direct friends that organized this profited I wouldn't even be salty and I would be proud of them.

NEWS FROM THE UNCANNY VALLEY AKA TRANCH2

General Archive

Anyone remember the Tranch RT-ing about another Trans Ranch starting up that we nicknamed the uncanny valley? I checked in on their alpha troon Jaysea93 (who naturally left their spouse) to see The Current State of things. Being a Gen X troon (bordering on boomer cutoff) they don't internet as much but JFC it has not been going well for them.

Spoiler: Quick refresher for those who forgot

12/12/2021 looks cuts n fun but then....

What difference a little rain can make indeed... GRS CANCELLED & Tranch2 Flooded. I don't think they had any animals other than two dogs...

Mentally sound adult. Also warning for those who want to browse his Twitter he likes BDSM and has ~gender euphoric~ moments that are cringe.

 

[stupid frog]

IM A TRANNY AND OVER 50

yeah no one cares you "cracked" probably recently
really they should just say youll live 10-20yrs after surgery, if youre lucky

 

[one_time_user]

I work somewhere that hands out narcan like candy to anyone who wants it, no questions asked. You don't need a prescription.

 

[stupid frog]

You can purchase naloxone without a prescription in the state of Colorado.

 

[stupid frog]

Penny you lying Boomer, get one of your dogs to Google it for you. I'm not posting the link because I don't believe in free labor.
It might cost money though, so there's his real problem. He's just gonna lie and grift instead.

 

[Meiwaku]

Penny you lying Boomer, get one of your dogs to Google it for you. I'm not posting the link because I don't believe in free labor.
It might cost money though, so there's his real problem. He's just gonna lie and grift instead.

From the post every troon was like "no go here wtf are you talking about" lol.

But true, this is going to be an extensive amount of money in the grift. The first part of the Giga Grift just ended meaning his family friend got their 5k and hopefully the rest will go to natives in need ...

Keep in mind, the original plan was for just 5K for his family friend and then whatever they could get off in items for the troons. They only expanded it later to 50k after it picked up steam.....which might () reach others.

 

[AprilRains]

So they just got a wad of cash...

...and they handed it off to someone...

...and now they need Narcan.

Anyone else connecting these dots?

 

[Meiwaku]

So they just got a wad of cash...

...and they handed it off to someone...

...and now they need Narcan.

Anyone else connecting these dots?

Someone zonked out of their mind on Tranch Opioids, Jan 2022, Colorized

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

I think that thread alluded to it - they’re probably having to buy some kind of ready made winter feed now as well as fodder. Both are expensive, and as you say they’re too retarded to construct proper feeders and are just chucking bales at the animals and letting them get on with it so the wastage is high.

Basically you want a mixture of lower cost raw materials that you can buy in bulk and mix as needed. Cereals, fibre, nutrition additives, what have you. And pellets seem to be the recommended format for feeding alpaca.

Yes, mixing by hand and using one of these small machines is going to be very time consuming to DIY the food. But field troon labor is free and you gotta keep those degenerate fucks busy doing something.

So the plan is solid but I’d be more worried about the longevity of the operation. An $800 machine doesn’t sound like it’ll be very robust. If it’s thrashing away for several hours a day, plus the wear and tear on the generator, they’ll be broken down and grifting for a replacement before the end of the quarter imo.

Interesting insight into the finances though. If this *saves* them $1000/mo, what are they actually spending on paca food right now? 2k or more? No wonder they’re desperate.

I did some rough estimates once, and figured they spent a little over $2000 a month on feed.

 

[Meiwaku]

I did some rough estimates once, and figured they spent a little over $2000 a month on feed.

When did you post this number?

Because they've greatly increased in the number of sheep in 2021 and they now have over 200 Alpaca. Also they have ducks and chickens to feed. (Chickens can eat some table scraps safely and ducks cant...)

I also see them lacking literally the easiest thing to feed birds in which is basically a giant round tub on the ground. Also would be nice if the ducks had water even in a premade pond liner but thats very optimistic of me.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

When did you post this number?

Because they've greatly increased in the number of sheep in 2021 and they now have over 200 Alpaca. Also they have ducks and chickens to feed. (Chickens can eat some table scraps safely and ducks cant...)

I also see them lacking literally the easiest thing to feed birds in which is basically a giant round tub on the ground. Also would be nice if the ducks had water even in a premade pond liner but thats very optimistic of me.

So all this talk of money got me to do some math on how much their feed ration probably costs. I'm putting the grazing value at zero, at we've all seen pictures of the land. I'm doing the math assuming they have a recommended ration, which is probably fair considering the alpacas don't seem to be starving, though it's hard to tell if they are feeding an appropriate amount of premix. Also, I am putting the herd size at 150 since we haven't had a headcount recently.

So to start is the premix. Premix is a supplement you purchase and add to your hay, it contains all the little things, basically a multivitamin you mix in. I'm using Alpaca~Llama Maintenance Pellet from this retailer www.alpacasrus.com/feed as that is what is stocked at their local veterinary clinic. The price listed is 20.00$/50lb, and an alpaca is expected to eat ~0.5 pounds a day. Some basic math, 150 x .5 x 365 = 27375 pounds used in a year. It is 40 cents a pound so that is 10,950$ dollars of premix a year

Next is the hay, the main bulk of alpaca diet. In a ration this provides energy as the alpaca digests it using it's three stomachs. Alpaca eat 3 pounds a day, and one ton of alfalfa silage is 200$. I got that price from this listing allhay.com/states/colorado/ 3 x 150 x 365 is 164,250 pound. Divided by 2000 to convert we get 82 tons. So the price of hay for a years ration is 16,425$

Put together this means one year of feeding the alpacas costs somewhere around 27,375$

I have my doubts that the yarn sales will cover that.

I ran the numbers back in the summer. I set the herd at 150 since I prefer to be under rather than over when making an estimate, and I only did the math for the Alpaca feed, no idea what all the other miscellaneous animals are running them

 

[LeChampion1992]

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It's pretty simple most of them don't understand how to save or budget plus add the fact most of them have little income or live off the government tit it shouldn't be a surprise.

 

[stupid frog]

So they just got a wad of cash...

...and they handed it off to someone...

...and now they need Narcan.

Anyone else connecting these dots?

I actually assumed they were giving money upfront for a future puppy. ~*mutual aid*~

 

[Meiwaku]

I ran the numbers back in the summer. I set the herd at 150 since I prefer to be under rather than over when making an estimate, and I only did the math for the Alpaca feed, no idea what all the other miscellaneous animals are running them

Well they don't do monthly dewormer or pregnancy prevention for alpacas like gelding or IUDs for the ladies (IUDs exist for sheep and cows so I can imagine it would for Alpaca too).

So it likely just IS Feed & Seed . They have no pasture so their Alpaca are 100% dependent on supplemental vitamin & nutrients from whatever food or supplements () they are given.

They have a notable number in their herd who are already severely underweight or have growth abnormalities in their teeth and likely Alpaca with other health issues that are just neglected. This could be from lack of vitamins. underfeeding, or underlying health problems. Not that we would know.

Tranch reads this thread and often dirty deletes or showboat posts to ~own da terves~. Post your monthly large animal vet worming visits and their inspection of your many malnourished Alpacas challenge.

 

[who dare wins?]

Ok, I must ask. Can someone get all their faces together so we can see who exactly is shooting up needles? I mean, why else would penny want narcan

 

[Meiwaku]

It's pretty simple most of them don't understand how to save or budget plus add the fact most of them have little income or live off the government tit it shouldn't be a surprise.

Too bad alpacas don't need HRT.

I checked in on that one man who came to light over the nuke kiwifarms arc as well as being a tacticool #ally simp in their comments who really really likes Penny.

link/ archive of lulzy tweet

Spoiler: Relook at our fave orbiter glowie jew

Since he was kind enough to still have archives to his talking with the new Feed n Seed the tranch is getting, I went to his profile and....He still glows brighter than ever.

He doesn't wanna play

Ok, I must ask. Can someone get all their faces together so we can see who exactly is shooting up needles? I mean, why else would penny want narcan

Some of them are likely only under anime avatars or locked down internet things or they aren't on Twitter so the pics are limited. Most of them look like potential druggies but the skinny blonde serf troon (666dirtwitch really a fitting name for where they live) looks like they're using something.

Anyways heres a pic he posted from a pasta night we missed:

One of the regular visiting volunteers (not serf) updates:

Spoiler: You are not prepared for this.SFW but jfc

Extra teeth

Jen & other serfs are also BIG MAD because the Table Top Simulator "tabletopsim" on Twatter. and BerserkGames was banning Tranny shit in the discord. I knee instantly it had to be annoying ass gender spammers in the discord. This discord has strict policies like "no politics or fetishes" for the record they will ban you for just saying shit like "feet" because they don't tolerate any nonce from anyone. Coomers & Gender spergs love derailing.

For those of you who have never been in a gaming discord (development discord, programming discord, or anything that attracts troons) of any sort Trannies always spam. Always. Putting troon flags on global posts about community updates or software dev, derailing shit . It's exhausting . It's to the extent most have policies on not spamming troon flags or talking about your gender in unrelated threads or sexuality-posting of any kind. Non-surprisingly most trannies SEETHED and so it was forced to do PR. It is also never enough the comments are mixed and they're REEing over needing more troons and poc on their team.

Spoiler: Pr post

And so Jen and other serfs are still boycotting the #bigots which unironically makes me want to go use them unironically

 

[stupid frog]

@Hollywood Hulk Hogan for pasta duty


i want to vomit which feels fitting