Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[nemesisAF]

Ssuuuuupp?

I don't think you're an aids ridden whore. You seem like a classy lady.

But, don't tease me baby

Any chance you'd share your milk, classy lady? *Winks*
Sharing is caring here on the farms. We won't be mean, we promise.

Why u gotta dangle it like that, baby don't be like that
We need our milk fix here on the farms
You'll fit right in
Come back to us! We'll Venmo you a dollar more than Russ does.
What else will sweeten the deal, toots?

Hey, I found them and put the links to @Dontfeedthelulz original posts. They are midway p3395.

eta. The originals were posted a few years ago

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Freemantle has till the 24th to respond right?

25th.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Moebius Syndrome - Positive Exposure

COMMUNITY CONVERSATIONS: Our Shared Humanity Moebius syndrome is a rare neurological disorder that is present at birth. It primarily affects the 6th and 7th cranial nerves, leaving those with the condition unable to move their faces (they can’t smile, frown, suck, grimace or blink their eyes)...

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Various people with moebius syndrome. Looks like Russ doesn’t have anywhere near the worst case scenario of this illness, so Mr Plights, The Most Disabled (and cool) needs to thank his lucky stars rather than trying to shag them.

I feel sorry for these people, when Russell Greer is the first introduction to Moebius syndrome that some of us on the Farms have had. There are some adorable kids, happy adults, and awesome as fuck parents in that video. Can you imagine trying to include Rusty in that?

 

[Drowningman]

Russ never thinks of other options, he just thinks One thing and goes all in to get his "Fruits".
The plan B or other option is totally alien to his way of thinking so he thinks "I'll get on the show and win" not excepting he will fail.
Same with the Yo Yovanna song and video, he is still wondering why she hasn't dm'ed him or followed him back.
He has no 3 d thinking thought process.
Typical Greer thinking.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ never thinks of other options, he just thinks One thing and goes all in to get his "Fruits".
The plan B or other option is totally alien to his way of thinking so he thinks "I'll get on the show and win" not excepting he will fail.
Same with the Yo Yovanna song and video, he is still wondering why she hasn't dm'ed him or followed him back.
He has no 3 d thinking thought process.
Typical Greer thinking.

He has no other goal than to get famous and start banging celebrities. He's been trying that since he got out of high school, and the closest he got was when he posed for his pic with Ariana when he actually got to touch her for a few seconds, and he had to pay for that. Yovanna is ignoring him (and probably doesn't even know who he is, an assistant probably replied to him that one time.) Any suggestion that he's on the wrong track is met with accusations that the person suggesting a change in approaches hates the disabled.

 

[StinkySnack]

Is there any recording of him playing a full song? Or is it just the same chords over and over?

Nope. We only saw a small snippet in the rehearsal video he posted. The singer is weak af, and the instrumentations are dreary and one-dimensional. I’ve quite literally heard better drunken karaoke sessions, but to Russ it’s professional level.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Nope. We only saw a small snippet in the rehearsal video he posted. The singer is weak af, and the instrumentations are dreary and one-dimensional. I’ve quite literally heard better drunken karaoke sessions, but to Russ it’s professional level.

Of course it's professional level, but still, Russ expects to be judged on more lenient standards than everyone else and be given breaks no one else gets simply because it's him.

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Of course it's professional level, but still, Russ expects to be judged on more lenient standards than everyone else and be given breaks no one else gets simply because it's him.

Excuse you, NO, it's because he is Disabled (tm) and those are Accommodations (tm) to accommodate his Disability!
As is his right under the ADA!!!

 

[BluntyBitch]

Hey, I found them and put the links to @Dontfeedthelulz original posts. They are midway p3395.

eta. The originals were posted a few years ago

Thqnk you somehow missed your post. That shit is gold. Her words are as true today as they were then, in

What's weird is that as I read it, it was like reading the grammar switched to be in a celebrity roast obituary, except sadly, everything she saying IS true. I am not implying anything here, not even in Minecraft, I'm simply pointing out my observation and experience while reading her smackdown, or maybe it's the latest Lit I'm reading and I'm projecting idk

@Dontfeedthelulz has anyone else you know had any contact with him? Your smackdown brought joy to my eyes

Forum q: is there a way to search the thread just for thumbnails/pics only?

I was thinking a "best of" his comments on ethots. Or is there a yt vid montage of that already somewhere? Probably set to O Fortuna.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Thqnk you somehow missed your post. That shit is gold. Her words are as true today as they were then, in

What's weird is that as I read it, it was like reading the grammar switched to be in a celebrity roast obituary, except sadly, everything she saying IS true. I am not implying anything here, not even in Minecraft, I'm simply pointing out my observation and experience while reading her smackdown, or maybe it's the latest Lit I'm reading and I'm projecting idk

@Dontfeedthelulz has anyone else you know had any contact with him? Your smackdown brought joy to my eyes

Forum q: is there a way to search the thread just for thumbnails/pics only?

I was thinking a "best of" his comments on ethots. Or is there a yt vid montage of that already somewhere? Probably set to O Fortuna.

It's scary how fast his mask drops and his true self comes out when he thinks he's being insulted or that the person he's talking to isn't going to give him what he's demanding.

 

[cromit]

I'm still mystified by what he thought would happen after his appearance on the show. He made it absolutely clear the band was just there to make him look good, they weren't competing. Was he going to going to pay them for the next round of the show if he made it? Did he just expect them to work for free because he already paid them once? Was he even aware he'd need a different act for each part of the show? I suspect the answer is he wasn't going to pay them past the audition, and either doesn't understand he'd need new material or was just expecting be to be declared the winner after the first round and then he'd start scheduling his "dates" with female celebrities who just line up once he jumped around on stage like he was being tazed in the balls.

Once he got on the show, then providing him accommodations would be AGT’s problem, of course, under the ADA, naturally. AGT would find the musicians and pay them at their own expense to see how far Russ’s songwriting could go, because they believe in him so much. And then, if Russ didn’t do well, it would obviously be AGT’s fault for giving him subpar accommodations.

 

[BluntyBitch]

It's scary

It's to be expected, HAVE YOU SEEN HIS FACE?!?

how fast his mask drops

A paper bag would be an improvement

his true self comes out

Jason face no hockey mask

the person he's talking to isn't going to give him what he's demanding.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Once he got on the show, then providing him accommodations would be AGT’s problem, of course, under the ADA, naturally. AGT would find the musicians and pay them at their own expense to see how far Russ’s songwriting could go, because they believe in him so much. And then, if Russ didn’t do well, it would obviously be AGT’s fault for giving him subpar accommodations.

Ah...of course. And he has no idea how absurd his demands are.

 

[Meat Target]

Is there any recording of him playing a full song? Or is it just the same chords over and over?

Nope. We only saw a small snippet in the rehearsal video he posted. The singer is weak af, and the instrumentations are dreary and one-dimensional. I’ve quite literally heard better drunken karaoke sessions, but to Russ it’s professional level.

Here's the clip, so anyone new doesn't have to search:

@Sam Losco grabbed it here:
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I'm waiting for the full thing to show up on YouTube as "The Second Audition THEY Didn't Want You To See!"

 

[DrJonesHat]

Here's the clip, so anyone new doesn't have to search:

That's....awful. I note the camera is on him and not the singer.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

Russell probably thinks of himself like Mark Ronson in the Uptown Funk video, getting focus even though someone else is singing because he wrote the song.

Except Mark Ronson is also the producer, is actually talented, makes more than one song a year, is a celebrity himself, and is good-looking. All the things Russ will only ever imagine himself as.

 

[Walking Clock]

He looks like Igor in some low rent Frankenstein play in that clip.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He looks like Igor in some low rent Frankenstein play in that clip.

"What do you mean throw the switch? I'm the star, YOU throw the switch! YOU HATE THE DISABLED!"

 

[BluntyBitch]

Here's the clip, so anyone new doesn't have to search:

404'd, just curious if an archive or copy exists

 

[Damien Thorne]

Russell probably thinks of himself like Mark Ronson in the Uptown Funk video, getting focus even though someone else is singing because he wrote the song.

Except Mark Ronson is also the producer, is actually talented, makes more than one song a year, is a celebrity himself, and is good-looking. All the things Russ will only ever imagine himself as.

Russ has the insufferability of Prince with the talent of Ed Wood, and the passion of neither.