Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Law]

I thought those were called gimps? What’s a gimp then?

You've heard of genderspecials, now get ready for gimpspecials.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Dinosaurs being trans makes sense, it is why they went extinct.

Dinosaurs couldn't have been trannies because they didn't have access to unlimited internet pornography. Or did they?

 

[cuddle striker]

Terfen should claim the dinosaur completely, ruining Kevin's day.

 

[no ledge]

Not only did Albert Fish have every fetish known under the sun, but he also had fetishes that were unheard of and unknown at the time, such as what @the khat quaffer pointed out.

he sounds like a real jerk.

 

[Brain Problems]

Here's what he got!

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Kevin sitting like a sped in the passanger seat literally on the way back from the toy store with a fucking cheap plastic prize designed for children (four years and older!) on his lap while another troon taxis his fat retarded ass around is nearly pitch perfect Kevin. All that's missing is him doing an eBeg but that's on its way.

I still want to know if the rest of the tranch actually buys things that are ostensibly frivolous or if he's the only one. Or do the rest of the tranchers just scrounge their grift shekels until they can afford another overpriced firearm. Either way, Alpacas are dying in the cold while Kevin adds another toy to his tacky and dusty collection.

 

[Meiwaku]

So uh there's a furry union?

Also strangely enough for those of you who don't know anything about spirolactane they're actually are legitimate reasons for being prescribed it such as acne. Trannies have just appropriated it.... Also if they really are drinking their own piss for this that's hilarious

I found this Islam while I was searching for something completely unrelated I should remember to check the replies.

Potential scam sugardaddy??? Just another member of the inflated universe.

 

[Aunt Carol]

What ever happened to Kevin joining the Korps? Regwalled mystery, or was it a damp squib?

Some RP groups have an activity requirement, but that's hard to enforce with loud and delicate people like troons.

One of the eternal mysteries of Kevie is that, given infinite time and no obligations, he does nothing. He at least used to try to draw art, but has stopped that. His RP is lazy, lazy keyboard-smashing that puts the work on the other writer.

Even his Transformers collecting is lazy. If he were constantly updating a wiki or two with robot facts, I could respect the autist hustle.

 

[Spedestrian]

"The emoji dinosaurs are trans because I thought that while writing them," is the most suicide-inducing thing I have read today.

I'm just mad she told people to link there and then locked the replies like a coward:

I wanted to tell her that she can't retcon technical documents with extended universe lore like they're her shitty romance novels, and the actual emoji are clearly based on the follow-up proposal from Andrew West suggesting they show the full bodies of the dinos since they're more distinctive. These are the designs she originally proposed:

Basically this narcissistic clown is using the fact that she said "hey some dinosaurs would be cool" to take credit for somebody else's work and claim that said work is meant to be a tranny. She makes Kevin's tardouts about "trans gaze" in the Matrix movies seem sane by comparison

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*picture the dinosaurs saying slurs for ultimate effect

Always do.

 

[s0mbra]

Sauce on this? If so, fucking incredible.

We should reclaim dinosaurs for the transphobes.

Bones don't lie. People do.

I'll have to find the OG tweet, but someone running for a position in something was talking about how terfs are just old dinosaurs and their opinions don't matter or something, and terfs copped onto it. Granted I haven't seen the dinosaur emojis as much lately so maybe it petered out. But I agree, we should bring it back.

 

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Potential scam sugardaddy??? Just another member of the inflated universe.

Was a bit curious so I went and checked out this account, and yeah there's no way this isn't a scam. All this account seems to do is tweet the same copypasta reply whenever it sees Cashapp being mentioned. They also retweeted an account that seems to be running the same scam.

Here are some screenshots of the account's tweets with replies so you can see what I'm talking about. [L/A]




And some screenshots of the account that debra retweeted. [L/A]





I'd like to say that Kevin should be internet-savvy enough to not fall for something like this, and given the fact the tweet is a week old and he hasn't screeched about getting scammed yet, he probably is. But this is Kevin we're talking about here. If anyone deserves to get fleeced by a Nigerian scammer it's our boy Kev, god knows the cash would go to better use in their hands than it would in his.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Dinosaurs couldn't have been trannies because they didn't have access to unlimited internet pornography. Or did they?

They did reproduce via eggs though.

 

[Meiwaku]

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The last person who went there ended up a single mom of 4 so no.

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I wish Neck and all Troons who leave their family to Troon a very happy incurable crippling depression

What ever happened to Kevin joining the Korps? Regwalled mystery, or was it a damp squib?

Some RP groups have an activity requirement, but that's hard to enforce with loud and delicate people like troons.

One of the eternal mysteries of Kevie is that, given infinite time and no obligations, he does nothing. He at least used to try to draw art, but has stopped that. His RP is lazy, lazy keyboard-smashing that puts the work on the other writer.

Even his Transformers collecting is lazy. If he were constantly updating a wiki or two with robot facts, I could respect the autist hustle.

That logo in his bio is the Korps logo


Also a quick search I believe that he got invited to join the discord in early or middle of last year. Apparently everybody in the discord already knew who he was loooool

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

I'm just mad she told people to link there and then locked the replies like a coward:
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I wanted to tell her that she can't retcon technical documents with extended universe lore like they're her shitty romance novels, and the actual emoji are clearly based on the follow-up proposal from Andrew West suggesting they show the full bodies of the dinos since they're more distinctive. These are the designs she originally proposed:
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Basically this narcissistic clown is using the fact that she said "hey some dinosaurs would be cool" to take credit for somebody else's work and claim that said work is meant to be a tranny. She makes Kevin's tardouts about "trans gaze" in the Matrix movies seem sane by comparison

Always do.

Hey, did you know that all of these gingers are raging Gender Critical activists?



Except for Clyde:
He’s a secret furry (there’s one in every group, unfortunately).

It’s true, because I suggested that Apple make some ginger emojis, and suddenly there were gingers in the next update. That means I invented them, so I get to write their extended backstory.

 

[Meiwaku]

Hey, did you know that all of these gingers are raging Gender Critical activists?



Except for Clyde:
He’s a secret furry (there’s one in every group, unfortunately).

It’s true, because I suggested that Apple make some ginger emojis, and suddenly there were gingers in the next update. That means I invented them, so I get to write their extended backstory.

Is Clyde's last name Cash by chance?

reference to another cow...

KEVIN LORE UPDATE

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Soo is this some type of homo Oedipus complex since Penny is a domineering Libertarian?

 

[Torque Wheeler]

Was a bit curious so I went and checked out this account, and yeah there's no way this isn't a scam. All this account seems to do is tweet the same copypasta reply whenever it sees Cashapp being mentioned. They also retweeted an account that seems to be running the same scam.

Here are some screenshots of the account's tweets with replies so you can see what I'm talking about. [L/A]
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And some screenshots of the account that debra retweeted. [L/A]
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I'd like to say that Kevin should be internet-savvy enough to not fall for something like this, and given the fact the tweet is a week old and he hasn't screeched about getting scammed yet he probably is. But this is Kevin we're talking about here. If anyone deserves to get fleeced by a Nigerian scammer it's our boy Kev, god knows the cash would go to better use in their hands than it would in his.

I know this is a scam, but how does it work? Isn't a cashapp username pretty much like a PO box?

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

I zoomed in on wedge and it looks like his “eyebrows” were scribbled on in MSPaint or some shit. It doesn’t look right. Did anyone else noticed this? Is it just bad lighting?
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What's wrong with his eye on the left side (his right eye)? It looks like a growth in the inner corner.

Here's what he got!

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This is respectively cheap and also cute... For someone whose not fucking 30..... ADD ANOTHER $13.49 TO THE E-BEG COUNTER

Kevin Forehead Update:
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Spoiler: Full image of Kevin's dino outfit

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Also I don't think he's wearing a bra....

What amazes me is in the Tranch thread they just posted an admission that they didn't have a spare $800 between 12 people for a pellet feeder L M A O

He's wearing a bra. A padded one. As cold as it is in CO if he weren't wearing a bra you'd see nips. And also they would be super cone shaped. He wears a padded bra because otherwise they just look like fat guy moobs (which they totally are).

 

[Aunt Carol]

Soo is this some type of homo Oedipus complex since Penny is a domineering Libertarian?

Kevin is wrong about argyria; discoloration from colloidal silver is permanent.

Fingers crossed for Penny getting into colloidal silver as a backup to fish-mox for the off-the-grid, self-sufficient Trancheros.

 

[DatBepisTho]

What's wrong with his eye on the left side (his right eye)? It looks like a growth in the inner corner.

He's wearing a bra. A padded one. As cold as it is in CO if he weren't wearing a bra you'd see nips. And also they would be super cone shaped. He wears a padded bra because otherwise they just look like fat guy moobs (which they totally are).

Imagine the fatlady bras this dood has to wrap around his fridgebod in order to get shapelier tits.

 

[Meiwaku]

I compiled all Kevin's Dad Lore Tweets. I'm too lazy to do all the ones about his mom but she told him he has male DNA lel... Some of these are reposts this is just for conciseness. also i didn't know he had a younger brother who doesn't talk to him?

Having his dad die fucking broke the man.

Spoiler: Kevin's Dad Lore Tweets

yikes

Spoiler: Some mom ones before I gave up

Yes you are and your DNA is male

TL;DR highlights from KevDad

1. Dad was programmer
2. Dad was stay at home dad
3. Died when Kev was 13 from cancer
4. Was kek with his Autismo
5. Dad once told him "i love you too sometimes" lmao
6. Dad was Libertarian and anti vax but loved the dentist
7. Kevin HATES relationships ending because of his Dad dying young and acknowledges he emotionally hoards.
8. Was a big movie nerd, trekkie and other nerd shit, indulged Kevin in this which is likely why he CONSOOMS because it was how his dad said he loved him.

Theory: Kevin's CONSOOMING is likely copium because it was how him and his dad bonded (with nerdy shit)

 

[Schatzi Katze]

So uh there's a furry union?
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The IWW tweet is simply stating that fursuit makers are quite literally textile workers and therefore welcome in the textile workers union (IU 410). There is an IU category for nearly any trade though most do not have active presence on their own outside general IWW membership. The funny/dumb thing about wedge's comment is you dont have to even be a specific tradesperson to join the Big Union, or even currently employed for that matter. tbh he himself could probably claim the Sex Trade Worker Industry Union (IU 690 no I'm not kidding) but something tells me he wouldn't wanna pay the pittance of dues it requires to actually be a member.