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The bastards cut that poor dog's ears. Is that legal in the US? How well will it go down in troonville?
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The bastards cut that poor dog's ears. Is that legal in the US? How well will it go down in troonville?
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Kevin has said he doesn't know how to have sex with Jen. So no.
Maybe Jen's problem is the smell. If yes, then maybe?...
@StickFruit Go to the Tranch thread. They have almost no time for growing things where they are. These idiots can't do anything right.
@Prolego They invert their dicks, snipping a dogs ear is nothing.
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I zoomed in on wedge and it looks like his “eyebrows” were scribbled on in MSPaint or some shit. It doesn’t look right. Did anyone else noticed this? Is it just bad lighting?Wedge shaved his eyebrow
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I'd say some form of marker or facepaint. It isn't fake because there's imperfections which contort to the contours of his brow. While that is possible to fake, that attention to detail is far beyond Wedge's capabilities.
For the longest time, I was trying to pinpoint what that awful seflie reminded me of, and looking at it now, I think I got it. Because of his awful work on applying eyeliner, it makes it look like his eyes are poking out from underneath a mask. He looks like he's wearing a latex mask, and that's why there's such a strong uncanny valley effect.
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A couple things here.
The people who donate to Kevin HAVE to be retarded. They HAVE to. Not by any means a ground-breaking observation, but what the fuck? Kevin constantly makes it out as if he has no money and NEEDS your support or he will LITERALLY die on the streets and it’s all your faults, but he posts in the same WEEK that he had extra money on his card and what’s he do? Buy a toy with it, of course. Just what real, responsible adults do when in a tight financial situation. Spend it frivolously on non-essentials. Oh, and then go and eat shitty fast food. Not to say there’s anything necessarily wrong with treating yourself, mind you. But what would Kevin be rewarding himself for? He doesn’t fucking do anything in the shithole he lives in besides suck up power for his gaming PC and clog very valuable space (could be used for other trannies) with his Transformer toy hoards! Just exceptional.
Hear that? Kevin proudly supports a genre of movie commonly considered to be the highest tier of consoomerist trash media filling itself with even MORE ads! Maybe all the extra, unnecessary bright colors and flashing lights that would entail would please his broken little tard brain.
Oh, I would never do that, sir. I mean, m’am. Sorry.
P.S. I’m curious, how’s the Tranch’s agricultural situation? I assume just as shitty as you would expect, but having even a small garden would have to be a fucking massive benefit to them, right? Save money by growing some extra food, which can also help them all eat healthier… it’d be a great, relatively minimal task labor-wise for a lazy dumbass like Kevin to do (yet one that would still help him lose weight and do something productive to try and de-coom that rotted dopamine dispenser floating around in his head) which Kevin’s autism would have to adore because of the strict and rigid scheduling/routines, and it would even contribute to both the animals and the land around the Tranch itself if done properly, even if just a little bit.
All these benefits come at the cost of time and effort and not being a braindead tranny retard though, so I guess that’s why the Tranch hasn’t decided to try it out yet.
They have no viable topsoil, as with all their farming endeavours, they'd have to outsource the basics (as with hay and wool spinning). Add in that their growing season is incredibly short and the land is arid and this would be yet another cash black hole. The only possibly viable cash crop they could maybe grow would be things like agave or aloe, but they'd need an insulated greenhouse.
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What's up with Jen impotently flailing around in rage on twitter lately? I know he's an angry guy, but I don't remember it being this bad. He's been spewing more hate than usual and I wonder if it has something to do with the Tranch being strapped for cash. Maybe they can't afford to reliably keep the heat on and that's what's freezing his turds. I'd probably be angry if I were cold and uncomfortable all day, too.
I don't believe they adopted anything (yet). Kevin said that they would adopt a puppy from that dog once she gets pregnant, though. I worry about the many felines in that house
Troons are notoriously bad with money because they have no impulse control or sense of delayed gratification. Otherwise they wouldn't invert their dicks, destroy their families, or live on people's couches. So, of course his paypigs will flush money down the toilet on Kevin.
They excuse behavior like this by saying begging, layabout NEETs deserve "bread and roses" too. Like, they should get gibs for necessities and then should be able to treat themselves every now and then. And, like a complete child, Kevin believes he is entitled to nothing but roses.
Bread and Roses comes from or was popularized by the women's suffrage movement. Suffragist Helen Todd explains it:
tl;dr - Troons use the concept of bread and roses to justify misusing money meant to go mainly to the basic necessities and spend it on junk. It's like the poor people who get bags of groceries, take out the junk food, and dump the other healthy food/things you have to cook right on the ground like assholes for someone else to clean up.
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I am completely in favour of Kevin getting a pitbull. Absolutely nothing bad could happen.
They could even make some extra money, nice and quick grs.
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P.S. I don't care what gender you say you are, Wedge, learn how to use a comb. Editing your mangled hair is hell.
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Light-colored makeup really brings out the contours of his face; like sharp and defined superorbital brow ridge. Note how in the left pic it forms a very sharp V where it meets the bridge of the nose. And despite the relatively minor downward tilt of his head, the brow is already starting to obscure the eye. Very hypermasculine traits. Wedge would have been better served by just going full kabuki.
As a bonus, kabuki is traditionally performed by men in drag.
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On the other hand, if you have your dick inverted and the relevant nerves severed, you'd better get used to delayed gratification.
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I'm also going to autistically add here that I really think things like modern internet culture and technology have contributed to people wanting instant gratification like I guess some of us were old enough can kind of remember a time before this even when the internet was fucking slow and the sounded like a space station before an aircraft launch before you got to fucking log on. We need everything absolutely instantly quickly and fast and this is not just with troons but is more noted in them because all troons are lolcows until proven otherwise just look at our top cows with their own board. The tranny to non tranny number is staggering and this is before people started bullying jersh harder on getting a Kevin's Inflated Universe board..
Especially those who are chronically on Twitter you expect somebody to interact with and see your posts. It's why it's so hard for people to get off of it because you're used to having that consistent neural feedback that comes from being able to be a retard on main.
For Kevin he chimped out losing Twitter signal for an hour and he was with his Mxstress in their Ford Model HRT doing errands. That's the state of things. You can also see it in Kindness thread of her trying her best not to schizopost every small feeling. It's like journaling therapy but it actually makes you a worse and more maladaptive person.
Especially those who are chronically on Twitter you expect somebody to interact with and see your posts. It's why it's so hard for people to get off of it because you're used to having that consistent neural feedback that comes from being able to be a retard on main.
For Kevin he chimped out losing Twitter signal for an hour and he was with his Mxstress in their Ford Model HRT doing errands. That's the state of things. You can also see it in Kindness thread of her trying her best not to schizopost every small feeling. It's like journaling therapy but it actually makes you a worse and more maladaptive person.
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This is why I think he just blatantly lied about having FFS. I know the results are always negligible, but there isn’t a millimeter of shaved-bone-difference.
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I know I'm a bit late on this, but the absolute stupidity on display here is amazing to me. Kevie has fallen for the pittie propaganda and just sees a cute dog (despite the cropped ears) and is excited for a new toy to play with. But rural folks know that pit bulls on farms are like asking for locusts to destroy all your crops.
If they do end up actually buying a pit bull puppy, it will terrorize the fuck out of literally every animal they have on the farm, including the alpacas. I've seen it happen before where a loose neighbor's pit bull slaughtered ponies, goats, and even full grown horses. Chickens and cats don't stand a chance. The only animals that might be able to do something about it are the great pyrenees mix dogs they already have. It will be an absolute bloodbath.
I can't laugh at this right now, but I'm sure someone else can. What dumb fucks these troons are.
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>TFW you end up attracting the attention of some of few remaining transphobes on Twitter who you haven't blocked
Also, if this film wasn't made by a tranny, I strongly doubt that Kevin and other troons and bugmen would defend it as strongly as they do.
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Ahhh that's so fucking wrong with the Little Mermaid. The original is not the Disney version you stupid cunt.
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I mentioned it before, but something I've noticed is that troons tend to either be autistic software developers pulling in $200K+ at some big tech company, or completely helpless autistic NEETs barely skirting homelessness.
Since neither group really know how to form connections and emotional bonds with people, they take a literal transactional approach by giving each other money and toys. Like, I'm sure a lot of them are aware of Kevin's spending habits. But they jump at an opportunity to "help" him as a way of gaining his attention / validation.
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The female roles usually are, yes. The logic in elder days was that having actual women play such parts would encourage lust and other vices. Another reason has to do with the men who play those parts, as they're said to better-embody the feminine aspect. Real women would supposedly be less adept, hence why the parts have continued to involve men. From what I've seen of kabuki performances, the men certainly try. More-so than Kevin ever could or would.
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This would be a good idea so of course they will not do it.
No US states have a ban on cutting a dog's ears, although a lot of people recognize it as painful and unnecessary. Some states have laws requiring anesthesia during the procedure. So whoever cropped that dog's ears didn't break any laws.