Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Any chance you can link that video that this screenshot is from? I recognize it, as well as the title you described, but can’t find it.

Sunday's menu includes "I'm 18 and I live in a dream."

Bonus for teeth that look like they haven't been brushed in awhile or like he's started dipping.

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[NaggotFigger]

The face when you have had enough of living in a nursing home and are just about ready to go back to chimping out on the streets
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What a foolish liar he is. He can't actually live happily for less than ten thousand dollars in spergery while beg for himself to looking for a woman who fulfill his fantasies.

 

[Particle Bored]

Is the Jeremiah interview still available anywhere?

 

[Fatal Walter]

Yeah, that's the face of a man who's living happily.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Is the Jeremiah interview still available anywhere?

It's part of the final Golden USB:

The Golden USB Show Lucas Werner FINALE - Reupload.

Reuploaded with Goldaor's permission.Get some popcorn and a good drink, because this is over an hour of Lucas in a sustained, screaming meltdown, ending with...

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[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

Congratulations to @wenttobermuda for distilling this crucial bit of Wern psychology:

Lucas views indifference as open hostility.

This is brilliant, in explaining how Lucas thinks the way he does: why are men who are "even existing in the same room" as him "cockblocking" him? Because unless they're actively helping Lucas get a girl, they're stopping him from getting a girl.

It really is rather amazing how black and white Lucas is about everything. And he makes it apparent all the time. He gives us the keys to unlock the distorted psychology of his worldview, he tells us, "If you're not helping me, you're hurting me". Lucas doesn't see indifference. Unless you're giving Lucas what he wants, as Cyael said, you're blocked.

I can't even stress how much of Lucas's inscrutable behavior can now be understood through this matrix. It's selfish, and childish, but so is lucas. If you're not handing Lucas a cookie, you're stopping Lucas from getting a cookie. Do you understand? There's no expectation of Lucas getting a cookie on his own. Unless you assist, you're not just a blockade, you're actively preventing him from getting what he wants. An agressor. An enemy.

It was a year or so back, but remember when Lucas was asking for a wingman? This noble hero was supposed to go out with Lucas, pick up some Gen Z honeys, bring them back to the fart room, drink Lucas’s cheap hobograde booze and not talk.

It’s been a minute since I was a wingman, but it seems like that’s a shitty deal for the wingman and more than moderately creepy for the poor girl who ends up in Lucas’s apartment.

Imagine it from her perspective, the minute you walk into the apartment, the guy who’s personality and charm got you back to the apartment just goes silent and slinks off to the corner to drink cheap vodka and is avoiding making eye contact with you. Meanwhile, The obese smelly creepy dude is now chatting you up after being silent all night and seems to want to put the moves on you.

If I was a chick, I’d run like hell.

Also, to me it seemed as though it was almost a fantasy for Lucas. Not only does he get the girl, he also gets to cuckold the wingman.

 

[Burned CDs]

It was a year or so back, but remember when Lucas was asking for a wingman? This noble hero was supposed to go out with Lucas, pick up some Gen Z honeys, bring them back to the fart room, drink Lucas’s cheap hobograde booze and not talk.

It’s been a minute since I was a wingman, but it seems like that’s a shitty deal for the wingman and more than moderately creepy for the poor girl who ends up in Lucas’s apartment.

Imagine it from her perspective, the minute you walk into the apartment, the guy who’s personality and charm got you back to the apartment just goes silent and slinks off to the corner to drink cheap vodka and is avoiding making eye contact with you. Meanwhile, The obese smelly creepy dude is now chatting you up after being silent all night and seems to want to put the moves on you.

If I was a chick, I’d run like hell.

Also, to me it seemed as though it was almost a fantasy for Lucas. Not only does he get the girl, he also gets to cuckold the wingman.

Plot twist. The wingman fucks her and locks Lucas out of his own place. Then Lucas gets arrested for disorderly conduct.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

Congratulations to @wenttobermuda for distilling this crucial bit of Wern psychology:

Lucas views indifference as open hostility.

This is brilliant, in explaining how Lucas thinks the way he does: why are men who are "even existing in the same room" as him "cockblocking" him? Because unless they're actively helping Lucas get a girl, they're stopping him from getting a girl.

It really is rather amazing how black and white Lucas is about everything. And he makes it apparent all the time. He gives us the keys to unlock the distorted psychology of his worldview, he tells us, "If you're not helping me, you're hurting me". Lucas doesn't see indifference. Unless you're giving Lucas what he wants, as Cyael said, you're blocked.

I can't even stress how much of Lucas's inscrutable behavior can now be understood through this matrix. It's selfish, and childish, but so is lucas. If you're not handing Lucas a cookie, you're stopping Lucas from getting a cookie. Do you understand? There's no expectation of Lucas getting a cookie on his own. Unless you assist, you're not just a blockade, you're actively preventing him from getting what he wants. An agressor. An enemy.

And the really bizarre part is Lucas views indifference from strangers as hostility. It would be one thing if some incel was mad at his friends and acquaintances for not dating him or hooking him up, that’s still very dumb but kind of understandable. Lucas has no social circle; he’s this mad about being “rejected” by the people he sees on the streets. Everybody in his target demographic who happens to live in Spokane is somehow supposed to find his videos, seek him out, and give him idealized romance, and every day they don’t, he takes it as a personal insult. He has endured this narc injury every day for about a decade at this point.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Plot twist. The wingman fucks her and locks Lucas out of his own place. Then Lucas gets arrested for disorderly conduct.

I don’t think it’d be possible to fuck in Lucas’s bed without getting infected with MRSA

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

You see those workers at Mallon Place? That's THEIR rest home now. If they no longer want to feed, bathe, and house Pedo Pete and Rowdy Rodriguez, well, I guess those bums are just outta luck! Up the proletariat!

 

[Jeremiah the Bullfrog]

I don’t think it’d be possible to fuck in Lucas’s bed without getting infected with MRSA

I don’t care how hot she is, I don’t think I could get it up knowing I was laying in a bed where Lucas has rubs one out ten times a day.

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You see those workers at Mallon Place? That's THEIR rest home now. If they no longer want to feed, bathe, and house Pedo Pete and Rowdy Rodriguez, well, I guess those bums are just outta luck! Up the proletariat!

It’s shit like this that makes you realize just how pathetic Lucas’s life is. He’s never worked or owned anything, so it’s no sweat off his back if someone was to just have their life’s work stolen.

Even in the event that a workers rebellion came to pass and private property was abolished, he still wouldn’t own anything as he can’t be bothered to get off his considerable ass and go do something productive with his life.

 

[Tard Police]

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You see those workers at Mallon Place? That's THEIR rest home now. If they no longer want to feed, bathe, and house Pedo Pete and Rowdy Rodriguez, well, I guess those bums are just outta luck! Up the proletariat!

There's that childlike grasp on the way things work. It's been a minute since I've read the constitution, but I don't think the president has the authority to restructure the entire government body on a whim.

Side note: why was "workers in a cotton field" the first example that came to his mind...

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Side note: why was "workers in a cotton field" the first example that came to his mind...

I'll tell you exactly why workers in a cotton field came to Lucas's mind: because Lucas hates black people.

He's proven it time and time again. In his efforts to bargain and compromise his way into getting young children, he used to say "I'll overlook white women being with black guys..." translation "something that bothers lucas", "...so YOU should overlook Lucas being with young girls...", translation "something that bothers most people".

Because I'm not actively criticizing your doing something I find reprehensible, (even though Lucas DOES in fact criticize black-man-white-woman unions, at the very least, multiple times he's made plain his sour grapes over the ease at which he sees black men partnering up with young white women) then YOU should ignore my reprehensible sexual proclivities.

He's actually made this argument, multiple times even.

And what came right after "workers in a cotton field"?

McDonald's. Because once Lucas is done hating, it's time to feed.

And once he's "full", it'll be time for hate and jealousy again.

There's literally NOTHING else to Lucas's "personality", if you can even call satiating a base urge like hunger, then hating the rest of the world once your belly is full, a personality.

Edit:

This is such obvious bullshit.

Lucas doesn't survive on "less than $10,000" a year. To make this argument, Lucas would have to be entirely self-sufficient, living in nature, with a bow and arrows that he crafted from twigs and branches, wearing clothing made out of leafs and berries, and entirely subsisting on food he caught or foraged himself.

I would argue that, given his terrible math skills, even just his tugboat probably added up to more than that, but even if it didn't, part (MOST, arguably) of Lucas's survival in Spokane was making near-constant use of the city's many social services; free food banks, sleeping in homeless shelters to avoid the cold Spokane winters, free healthcare in the form of the vaccinations, and the quarantine which was forced on him after he got covid, during which he was fed restaurant quality meals the entirety of the time... but I guess because Lucas never actually SAW the dollars that gave him all those amenities, that doesn't count, right?

Moron.

(And these facial expressions. "Angry Potato" isn't going to yeet you a bae, Lucas)

 

[Jeep1971]

I'll tell you exactly why workers in a cotton field came to Lucas's mind: because Lucas hates black people.

He's proven it time and time again. In his efforts to bargain and compromise his way into getting young children, he used to say "I'll overlook white women being with black guys..." translation "something that bothers lucas", "...so YOU should overlook Lucas being with young girls...", translation "something that bothers most people".

Because I'm not actively criticizing your doing something I find reprehensible, (even though Lucas DOES in fact criticize black-man-white-woman unions, at the very least, multiple times he's made plain his sour grapes over the ease at which he sees black men partnering up with young white women) then YOU should ignore my reprehensible sexual proclivities.

He's actually made this argument, multiple times even.

And what came right after "workers in a cotton field"?

McDonald's. Because once Lucas is done hating, it's time to feed.

And once he's "full", it'll be time for hate and jealousy again.

There's literally NOTHING else to Lucas's "personality", if you can even call satiating a base urge like hunger, then hating the rest of the world once your belly is full, a personality.

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This is such obvious bullshit.

Lucas doesn't survive on "less than $10,000" a year. To make this argument, Lucas would have to be entirely self-sufficient, living in nature, with a bow and arrows that he crafted from twigs and branches, wearing clothing made out of leafs and berries, and entirely subsisting on food he caught or foraged himself.

I would argue that, given his terrible math skills, even just his tugboat probably added up to more than that, but even if it didn't, part (MOST, arguably) of Lucas's survival in Spokane was making near-constant use of the city's many social services; free food banks, sleeping in homeless shelters to avoid the cold Spokane winters, free healthcare in the form of the vaccinations, and the quarantine which was forced on him after he got covid, during which he was fed restaurant quality meals the entirety of the time... but I guess because Lucas never actually SAW the dollars that gave him all those amenities, that doesn't count, right?

Moron.

(And these facial expressions. "Angry Potato" isn't going to yeet you a bae, Lucas)

HE just looks like a spoiled man-baby in that pose. And he looks frightening. What woman would want to be within reach of that freak!?

 

[Da Dude123]

The face that you make when McDonald's doesn't split the till.

 

[Cnaiur urs Skiotha]

I'll tell you exactly why workers in a cotton field came to Lucas's mind: because Lucas hates black people.

He's proven it time and time again. In his efforts to bargain and compromise his way into getting young children, he used to say "I'll overlook white women being with black guys..." translation "something that bothers lucas", "...so YOU should overlook Lucas being with young girls...", translation "something that bothers most people".

Because I'm not actively criticizing your doing something I find reprehensible, (even though Lucas DOES in fact criticize black-man-white-woman unions, at the very least, multiple times he's made plain his sour grapes over the ease at which he sees black men partnering up with young white women) then YOU should ignore my reprehensible sexual proclivities.

He's actually made this argument, multiple times even.

And what came right after "workers in a cotton field"?

McDonald's. Because once Lucas is done hating, it's time to feed.

And once he's "full", it'll be time for hate and jealousy again.

There's literally NOTHING else to Lucas's "personality", if you can even call satiating a base urge like hunger, then hating the rest of the world once your belly is full, a personality.

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This is such obvious bullshit.

Lucas doesn't survive on "less than $10,000" a year. To make this argument, Lucas would have to be entirely self-sufficient, living in nature, with a bow and arrows that he crafted from twigs and branches, wearing clothing made out of leafs and berries, and entirely subsisting on food he caught or foraged himself.

I would argue that, given his terrible math skills, even just his tugboat probably added up to more than that, but even if it didn't, part (MOST, arguably) of Lucas's survival in Spokane was making near-constant use of the city's many social services; free food banks, sleeping in homeless shelters to avoid the cold Spokane winters, free healthcare in the form of the vaccinations, and the quarantine which was forced on him after he got covid, during which he was fed restaurant quality meals the entirety of the time... but I guess because Lucas never actually SAW the dollars that gave him all those amenities, that doesn't count, right?

Moron.

(And these facial expressions. "Angry Potato" isn't going to yeet you a bae, Lucas)

That’s a great point about Lucas consuming more dollars than he ever sees, but there’s a simpler reason this is bullshit: Lucas saying he has lived happily for the past 22 years.

He hints at his reasons for not working a single day of the current century: capitalism is bullshit, the “rat race” is bullshit, you stupid employed normies are just trying to keep up with the Joneses! Such a deeply childish/teenage argument, there are people half Lucas’ age who know better. The vast majority of people work just to live independently of their parents or partner or the state, and to afford things for their own sake, not as part of some materialistic competition with their neighbors. It feels good to earn and save your own money. It personally makes me feel like a lazy piece of shit to even take unemployment when I’ve had to, even though I know I paid into it with taxes. Lucas of course has no problem being a leech and genuinely thinks everyone should be fine living the same way. How society would work if everyone was a leech is not something that even occurs to him, and again we run into the absurdity of this SSDI parasite saying he wants to abolish the state.

 

[Twrx]

That’s a great point about Lucas consuming more dollars than he ever sees, but there’s a simpler reason this is bullshit: Lucas saying he has lived happily for the past 22 years.

He hints at his reasons for not working a single day of the current century: capitalism is bullshit, the “rat race” is bullshit, you stupid employed normies are just trying to keep up with the Joneses! Such a deeply childish/teenage argument, there are people half Lucas’ age who know better. The vast majority of people work just to live independently of their parents or partner or the state, and to afford things for their own sake, not as part of some materialistic competition with their neighbors. It feels good to earn and save your own money. It personally makes me feel like a lazy piece of shit to even take unemployment when I’ve had to, even though I know I paid into it with taxes. Lucas of course has no problem being a leech and genuinely thinks everyone should be fine living the same way. How society would work if everyone was a leech is not something that even occurs to him, and again we run into the absurdity of this SSDI parasite saying he wants to abolish the state.

You aren't alone. I feel like a complete piece of shit for being on va disability, and I constantly fear that people view me, like they view him. I find it hilarious that he always talks about how fast food employees and janitors should be paid the same as doctors. I think he goes down that path, because be knows that if got lucky and someone took a chance on him, that those two jobs are something he might be capable of actually doing, and is all he will ever get.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I would argue that, given his terrible math skills, even just his tugboat probably added up to more than that, but even if it didn't, part (MOST, arguably) of Lucas's survival in Spokane was making near-constant use of the city's many social services; free food banks, sleeping in homeless shelters to avoid the cold Spokane winters, free healthcare in the form of the vaccinations, and the quarantine which was forced on him after he got covid, during which he was fed restaurant quality meals the entirety of the time... but I guess because Lucas never actually SAW the dollars that gave him all those amenities, that doesn't count, right?

Moron.

(And these facial expressions. "Angry Potato" isn't going to yeet you a bae, Lucas)

It's way more than $10k when you add up everything, and Lucas isn't using many resources that he could be like free phone, free travel, near free housing, free and way better medical than you'd get at most jobs, free cooling/heating, etc....

People here were talking about how SSI is too giving in the US and the 1st world, and it seriously is. It's unquestionably better than working a near minimum wage job. In some ways, it's better than working a $50k/year job.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

You aren't alone. I feel like a complete piece of shit for being on va disability, and I constantly fear that people view me, like they view him. I find it hilarious that he always talks about how fast food employees and janitors should be paid the same as doctors. I think he goes down that path, because be knows that if got lucky and someone took a chance on him, that those two jobs are something he might be capable of actually doing, and is all he will ever get.

Don't feel bad about being on VA disability, you EARNED that.
Lucas hasn't earned one thing in his entire miserable life.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

It's way more than $10k when you add up everything, and Lucas isn't using many resources that he could be like free phone, free travel, near free housing, free and way better medical than you'd get at most jobs, free cooling/heating, etc....

People here were talking about how SSI is too giving in the US and the 1st world, and it seriously is. It's unquestionably better than working a near minimum wage job. In some ways, it's better than working a $50k/year job.

That’s the thing that gets me with this situation is how the workers Lucas loves to go on about so much are the ones getting stiffed while he’s living the life of a rag man king. It’s no wonder so many wagie workers have checked out to collect employment insurance instead of going back to their job at Jugo Juice for practically the same amount of money. He’s right in the sense that workers are getting screwed but it’s coming from someone who just talks about these issues to deflect from their own train wreck of a life. Guaranteed those same workers who are living tighter than Lucas still have family, friends and community which Lucas completely lacks.

But as a matter of principal it is crazy to think regular full time working people can be worse off in some regards than someone who has basically chosen not to work or contribute. I mean there are plenty of people who collect disability that still work or have worked and the extra benefits are helpful to relieving some of the hardships so much so that everyone that works I think deserves the same coverage that someone like Lucas who doesn’t work is entitled to; and you would see more people taking risks to get an education or open their own businesses if they had the extra capital and health coverage to do so.