Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Mr Moonface said:
The political argument from yesterday continues. Someone links Pat's article in The Hill from the first half of 2016. Pat predicted that the GOP would never win another election.
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literally blue q-anon and more entertaining than any of his books. my favorite three paragraphs:

"Personally, I believe we’ve had the answer since Nov. 7. Former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton won the 2016 election despite the concentrated efforts of not only her legitimate political opposition, but the machinations of one of our nation’s most tenacious, unscrupulous, and persistent strategic adversaries. She won it by 2.85 million ballots and 2.1 percent of the total votes cast.

And my belief is without the interference of Russia and the revolt of the Electoral College, she would be two months and change into her term as our first female President. She should be sworn in the moment Trump resigns or is convicted.

However, there is room for honest disagreement here. People of good conscience could easily argue the election of 2016 was so fundamentally compromised that the only answer is to hold new elections, including all Senate races that had taken place, as well as the House in its entirety."
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the revolt of the electoral college! muh russian interference!
 
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Pat has resorted to begging dyslexic TOR editor Chris Morgan for another shot.

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"Someone just sent me a Chili's Gift Card so you need to publish another one of my shit books. I have this 'A Christmas Carol' ripoff that I'm working on!"
 
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James done did it said:
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Yes child, I'm sure your pineapple banana cayenne hot sauce is actually good and not an insipid mess.
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It's probably Frank's Redhot that has been poured into a different container.
Mr Moonface said:
He can't keep getting away with it!

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Is that a Rule 63 Big Man Tyrone?
Mr Moonface said:
The political argument from yesterday continues. Someone links Pat's article in The Hill from the first half of 2016. Pat predicted that the GOP would never win another election.
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Good to know that the Hill just just another rag not even worth jizzing on.

Having a couple of columns and blurbs in MSM jizzrags is what must feed Fatty Fatty No-Child's ego. He has been given 15 minutes of fame, and that has mutated into full-retard delusions of grandeur.
 
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James done did it said:
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Yes child, I'm sure your pineapple banana cayenne hot sauce is actually good and not an insipid mess.
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Doesn't Jack Scalfani have a hot sauce too? I wonder how they compare? We need a lolcow hot sauce contest.
Mr Moonface said:
There's now a twitter account for Pat's pink blanket that he lies under all day while he drinks and tweets.

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Pat has noticed the account.

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A closer look at the profile picture.

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Imagine the smell.
 
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Immortal Technique said:
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A slim, black man's goatee on an obese child's face will never fit, but here ya go:

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Thanks for making those. I saved the 1st one and tried use it as my pfp, but I keep getting a message that says, "The uploaded file must be a valid image." I've had this problem before with pics I saved from KF. I blame the white man.

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It's not perfect, but I think I'm about to have a stroke from laughing at this dumb shit.
 
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Stafford Beer Bong said:
In all seriousness, if he would just LAUGH at this, see it for the ridiculous joke it is and laugh at it, life would go so much easier for him.

How could anyone not take this as the innocuous joke it is?
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Narcissists are fragile that way. The basis of humor is incongruity and surprise. A shared sense of incongruity is required in order for people to share and enjoy a joke. Narcissists have no sense of proportion when it comes to how they are seen by others, so their congruity is out of whack with the rest of the world on that subject.
 
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Puck said:
Lmao, movieblob made the same take, but Bob was smart enough to leave it at a few tweets not write an entire article about it.
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People are constantly saying dumb shit like that. Either they're doomers who think their party will never win again or triumphalists who think they just started a Thousand Year Reich. It's never right. Both parties have a real knack for making people utterly sick of them after eight years.
 
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