Every day I lose a little more faith.
Wait, how the fuck does that even work? You can't just magically change an object's mass. Does it move water between the base and dumbbells or something? I'm afraid to ask how much those things cost.
She's was latched onto as a "YAS QUEEN SLAY!" personality cult type by Twitter leftists in the aftermath of the election of the Bad Orange Man.
Imagine thinking Funkos are a long-term investment and are going to do anything other than crash and burn like Beanie Babies. Also, does anyone else fucking hate it when YouTubers ask you to like the video before they've even started it?
Because when you're getting swole lifting heavy plates to put on your dumbbells is just too hard! Workouts should never be hard and make you sweat (or grunt for weights).
You see those "fins"? Those are the weights, they couple and decouple themselves from the bar to increase or decrease the weight as needed.
I hate it no matter when they choose to do it. But yeah, it's particularly ballsy to demand asspats before they've even shown anything.
Oh, neat. Not $400 neat, but not as stupid as I was expecting.
Lel, my first reaction was “what in the Mass Effect name is this shit”. Knowing now, still think it’s shit, because home dumbbells with little plates existed for years without AI to help adjust weight.
They're not a terrible system for the average person, they're just way too damned expensive for what they are and the Echo control is full blown retarded.
Pretty much this, and honestly home workout equipment is probably the most resold item in the world so you'd be able to find a similar system practically new from some guy who bought them and never used them for way less.
That's the part that got me, too; the retarded Alexa integration.
All I can think of anytime some retarded fucking lobotomite opens their fetid fuck hole and says the words "smart house" is that shitty god awful abortion of a film Home Alone 4.
Alexa, fuck me up!
Except fridge. Fridge can only bring fun to the kitchen.
The best use I've seen for a smart fridge is installing Doom on it. And that's incredibly useless.
Her job is to get you to spend money. That's what she does.
What are you talking about? Smart devices bring fun to the whole home!
A playable Doom was installed on pregnancy test, so not quite an achievement.
I said best use, not most impressive use. I'm not trying to get it to run Crysis.
Shows your age to use Crysis as a measurement of performance
What kind of soulless fucking bugman is buying 'smart weights.'
