DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[PieceofShet]

Nobody really seems to think he just got extra drink or extra lazy and just didnt want to stream? Thats my most likely guess. Anything else is just him wanna look busy.

 

[Anal birth]

Nobody really seems to think he just got extra drink or extra lazy and just didnt want to stream? Thats my most likely guess. Anything else is just him wanna look busy.

Occam's razor would point to that

 

[NursezillaX]

he said he wouldn't talk about it, but confirmed it wasn't himself, his son Jasper, or his fat wife

so we can only conclude it was either something financial, or legal i.e the recent update in the foreclosure saga (pending sale), or something to do with his parents

Given that he was putting on the hardcore press with his begging tonight, making complaints like he hadn't gotten any 'support' in 34 minutes, I wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow he trots out some story about today costing him money. He probably thought people would just naturally assume he had some financial problem and would step up with tips to make up for it. Wouldn't be surprised if tomorrow he starts with, 'I wasn't gonna say anything about what kept me from 'work' yesterday, but it was a really slow day for support and, just being honest with you because I'm a transparent guy, I'm really gonna need your guys's buy in to give me some help....' and then give some BS about a medical bill or some imaginary expense that 'da trolls' cost him.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

I’ve never heard anyone that instead of scooping daily, they’d wait for a week and then completely dump the cat litter.

Not only is it wasteful and nonsensical, it’s most importantly extremely unhygienic, can get you toxoplasmosis and puts the cat at risk of getting a complicated urinary tract infection.

Jasper’s the only creature in the wakhando I feel sorry for, no domestic animal deserves such incompetent owners.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

Whenever Kat leaves Phil, he will probably not talk about it right away, but we will be able to tell. He will be more unkempt, unhinged, and generally pissy than usual.

That is going to be somewhat hard to spot, at least the last two.

That sound box of his is so gay.

Gay does not even come close to describing it, I've seen pride parades less gay than that shit.
Wonder if he really think it's funny? Or if this is like the belching and bottle crunching, shit he does because he knows it pisses tractors off.

On the whole missed stream: My guess is he overslept and was more hung over than usual and decided to not do the day stream thinking he could milk sympathy $$ from the tards during the late stream to make up the difference.

He might go into details in the days to come if he needs to beg harder or if it was something besides a nothing burger.

 

[Two Yum Yums]

I’ve never heard anyone that instead of scooping daily, they’d wait for a week and then completely dump the cat litter.

Not only is it wasteful and nonsensical, it’s most importantly extremely unhygienic, can get you toxoplasmosis and puts the cat at risk of getting a complicated urinary tract infection.

Jasper’s the only creature in the wakhando I feel sorry for, no domestic animal deserves such incompetent owners.

Has Phil ever said where Jasper's litterbox is? Cat shit and piss fucking stinks (duh) and a week's worth of it would be absolutely disgusting. Then again, I say that as if there's any chance Phil's house doesn't smell awful already...

Also, cats will often refuse to use a litter box if it's too full, so I expect there's regular dirty protests from Jasper.

 

[tzgnilki]

Has Phil ever said where Jasper's litterbox is? Cat shit and piss fucking stinks (duh) and a week's worth of it would be absolutely disgusting. Then again, I say that as if there's any chance Phil's house doesn't smell awful already...

Also, cats will often refuse to use a litter box if it's too full, so I expect there's regular dirty protests from Jasper.

they have 3 litterboxes, one upstairs, one in the bedroom/bathroom where they lock him up every night, and another one downstairs

 

[NotValKilmer]

bedroom/bathroom where they lock him up every night, and another one

They're such trashy and terrible people. Neither should be left in charge of other living things. I know gayops planning is against the rules but someone needs to get that cat out of their fucking custody.

 

[hundredthousand]

Nobody really seems to think he just got extra drink or extra lazy and just didnt want to stream? Thats my most likely guess. Anything else is just him wanna look busy.

That's gotta be it. The guy has zero going on in life; no events, friends, hobbies, etc.

Something like a simple appointment in his life is an anomaly and a huge event. Phil cutting himself while shaving would be the highlight of his month.

The fat piece of shit was probably just laying in bed hungover and said fuck it, I've gotten 130k last year from these retards, I'm gonna stay in bed and keep drinking today.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

So the clickbait shit was garbage talk. How fitting.

Wait guys. He was supposed to continue playing Condemned for the day stream....think of what you will.

Well, Condemned does have psychotic bums who attack their detractors. One could say that they lack pahsitivity and money. I'm sure one of them has a cat...

 

[Lazycunt]

he said he wouldn't talk about it, but confirmed it wasn't himself, his son Jasper, or his fat wife

so we can only conclude it was either something financial, or legal i.e the recent update in the foreclosure saga (pending sale), or something to do with his parents

So he mentioned it just to build anxiety in his wheely club then, fuck he's a useless fat faggot
Edit
As some have said he just didn't want to stream and if that's the case, he sets his own tism roster and he doesn't need to give a reason,just say I'm not streaming but he has to make everything more than it is.

 

[TurdFondler]

I always like when he complains about his teammates not doing what he wants them to do while never actually getting on the mic to communicate or make call outs.

He sends them all emails but the detractor nudniks never check their inbox

 

[Prince Lotor]

they have 3 litterboxes, one upstairs, one in the bedroom/bathroom where they lock him up every night, and another one downstairs

No, after several months Phil removed the litterbox from his bedroom because it was too stinky. Now Phil locks Jasper in the bedroom with him all night with no litterbox access.

I think maybe Phil moved that litterbox to downstairs somewhere so now they have 1 in the upstairs hall bathroom and 2 downstairs somewhere.

 

[Brother Wind]

Nobody really seems to think he just got extra drink or extra lazy and just didnt want to stream? Thats my most likely guess. Anything else is just him wanna look busy.

While Occam's razor says that, it goes against his paradigm. He can't beg for money this way. And its never enough. Like if it were him simply being lazy we would see it way more often. Because he is just so fucking lazy. And has been known to end streams early when he gets his tithe. But he also drags out streams if he doesn't. And he does this reliably. So I would argue, that Occam's razor actually points to something really fucking minor happened. But not him not wanting to get up.

Unless he made a ton of money Tuesday. I lose track

 

[Cyber Bowling]

While Occam's razor says that, it goes against his paradigm. He can't beg for money this way. And its never enough. Like if it were him simply being lazy we would see it way more often. Because he is just so fucking lazy. And has been known to end streams early when he gets his tithe. But he also drags out streams if he doesn't. And he does this reliably. So I would argue, that Occam's razor actually points to something really fucking minor happened. But not him not wanting to get up.

Unless he made a ton of money Tuesday. I lose track

This is what I'm leaning towards. Phil has shown in the past he's fine taking time off just because, but it's been a fairly long time since he's done it. And being hungover certainly hasn't stopped Phil from streaming before. Usually, if he wanted to take time off he'd just vaguely allude to not feeling well until the Seattle air made him all better by the second stream.

I think it was something minor that took up like 30 minutes to an hour, but instead of starting the stream later and further throwing off his autistic schedule, he decided to cancel it, but he couldn't be bothered to think up a lie to cover for why he was going to be gone for the entire length of the stream. Until he does, it's "none of your business dude" territory.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

They're such trashy and terrible people. Neither should be left in charge of other living things. I know gayops planning is against the rules but someone needs to get that cat out of their fucking custody.

It's a cat.... If he had a dog I'd be way more concerned.

 

[MAWBD]

why does he generate so much trash? lmao

Paper plates, plastic utensils.

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

So after my rather naive idea that Phil could move back to Connecticut I had a look at Bridgeport.
Phil might be right on this one, it sure looks like a shithole.

Spoiler: Bridgeport rankings

Overall ranking

Safety ranking

Spoiler: Bridgeport stats

So apart from the crime and other stuff it looks like there are to many stationaries and landscapers for Phil to be comfy there, on the plus side there isn't that many trophy stealing chicky chang wangs.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I'm agreeing with the speculation there was no emergency save getting too drunk to function before his first stream. Opportunity cost is another thing actual mature adults have to weigh when making work decisions.

Phil's fatal flaw was assuming he's entitled to payment for hours he literally did no "work." He's the kind of asshole who'd think he should be paid for commute time from home to work, let alone during his "weekend" day. Only lawyers, whores, and plumbers command that kind of money.

Because of that, he can never get to a point where he can consistently concentrate one day of streaming positivity into a single stream, if ever. But that's the kind of endgame he wants and needs if this is his life from now on. I think that's the bare minimum for the paypigs.

 

[Anal birth]

So after my rather naive idea that Phil could move back to Connecticut I had a look at Bridgeport.
Phil might be right on this one, it sure looks like a shithole.

Spoiler: Bridgeport rankings

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Safety ranking
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Spoiler: Bridgeport stats

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So apart from the crime and other stuff it looks like there are to many stationaries and landscapers for Phil to be comfy there, on the plus side there isn't that many trophy stealing chicky chang wangs.

Does it even matter where he lives? He spends 95% of his life inside his house in his South African-tier (in his mind) gated community. The best thing he could do is move to somewhere with low tax and ensure it had a good AC system. Of course, he won't do that because he's irrationally afraid of stepping out of his gated community unless absolutely necessary (all reasons being food/alcohol-centric).

He's got what? 4-5 years max left before his channel becomes dead, he has zero put away, and, correct me if I'm wrong, but the bank owns a large portion of the WAkhando. I think the most likely scenario is that this super successful individual will be living with his parents by his mid-40s. I guess at this point he's just banking on his inheritance seeing him through for the rest of his life but given his spending habits it'll only last him a couple of years.

What I always find the most interesting with DSP is how little he's planned for the future. Anyone can see that content creation is a young man's game so you'd think he'd have actually done some contingency planning and worked out what to do when people started ditching his channel. As I see them the options were: 1. Manage your money from an early stage and make sure you've got enough money to cover your back, given that Phil has no kids to spend money on or leave assets too this isn't really a large amount of money (assuming he didn't get addicted to mobile games in the first place). 2. Find a way to carry on his career once his content becomes stale, e.g. some kind of video game journalism or commentary (even if he just gets supported to tweet via patreon). 3. Adapt his content to his ageing audience or become one of those comfy gaming channels that a lot of people like to watch, for example that old woman who plays skyrim that people love. Instead of those he chose option 4. Be an ungrateful, entitled prick and live paypig to paypig.

I worked in a lab for a couple of years recently and the supervisor viewed all the issues as being a result of his staff's laziness and unwillingness to commit to the cause, when in reality his refusal to drive the research forward, engage, or even speak with us was the major issue and causing the morale to be rock-bottom. I remember talking with someone and saying that his ship is sinking due to his own incompetence and he's blaming anything he can without considering pointing the finger at himself. I've always seen Phil as the same, the reason I don't really mind how slow Phil's ship is sinking is because it keeps his hopes up that he's somehow going to get an out, and the longer he experiences that feeling the harder the crash is going to be. It's going to be glorious when the house of cards collapses and the gin tweets it produces are going to be incredible.