DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
I'm sorry, what

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Phil does seem like the kind of guy who watched the Sopranos and ended up thinking that the mobsters are cool and that he should emulate them, and boy did he do that great. He's a fat gambling addict like Tony, demented like Junior, generally incompetent like Chris, knows as much about Italian culture as Paulie does, delusional like Big Pussy, a malapropism machine like Little Carmine, will have a full head of hair like Ralphie soon, has a hair trigger temper like Phil, is gay like Vito and has a fat wife like Johnny Sack.
Phil was also the Jackie Jr of the FGC.
 
"That's none of your fucking business, but thanks for the 2 pounds, idiot. Why are you asking questions about muh mom, I meant, my wife! She's not on my fucking stream! Why are you wanting to derail the stream? You know what!"
 

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Ok, we have some moron here asking if Kat watches anime. Now if you don't know, anime is this anmated content, sort've like what I do, but animated, for children basically. And it's really weird because the Japanese have a different culture and everything, like those hostess bars in Lost Judgement alright? Well anyways anime is really super sexualized and stuff and so no, she doesn't watch it, I don't. We don't watch it together. Sound good?
 
Like trained monkey Phil's chat JUMPS to engage him.
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This is such an odd relationship.
Not only do they PAY to talk to him. They also have to entertain him.
Hey PHIL. Maybe let people TALK right after subbing or even without subbing?
Phil again not engaging his chat requiring his viewers to do all the work.

I've had more fun watching paint dry with friends then his garbage streams. I'm also not joking, me and my friends painted our house and proceed to just sit and drink some beers watching the paint dry.
 
I always find it fascinating that he thinks he should be "entertained" by his chat all while financially supported by them.

It ticks him off that people aren't jumping at the opportunity to be called a "morahhhhn" when they ask a question he doesn't like.

You can only ask someone about what they "ate" so many times before the recipient of the question gets annoyed and Phil is a toxic bomb waiting to release.

Be a Derich or Slayer, and just shovel money tagged alongside stupid "facts" into his flab, because that's the only "acceptable" way of "talking" on his streams.
 

According to Phil he never puts his mind to improving his khando because he doesn't have the time somehow.

This pig surprises me every day.
He's preemptively given up. He already knows he will never get more than a day off, so he doesn't bother planning. Here's a grown man who can't take a SINGLE day to clean out the garage or take a day trip.

Every moment of every day is spent either pulling sweaty man jpegs or rattling a tin cup. No wonder he orders in and eats off disposable cutlery, dude doesn't have the time. He's living like a startup culture lifestyle but there's nothing starting up.
 
He's preemptively given up. He already knows he will never get more than a day off, so he doesn't bother planning. Here's a grown man who can't take a SINGLE day to clean out the garage or take a day trip.

Every moment of every day is spent either pulling sweaty man jpegs or rattling a tin cup. No wonder he orders in and eats off disposable cutlery, dude doesn't have the time. He's living like a startup culture lifestyle but there's nothing starting up.
This is what puzzles me when people assume detractors are jealous of Phil (Even among detractor circles). Outside of the obscene amount of money he makes there is nothing to be envious over when it comes to Phil's lifestyle. Nothing.
 
One of the theories that is confirmed for me is that Phil struggles with problem solving.
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1-Year Anniversary Home Tour pt1 - 1st Floor: Laundry Room/Garage/Kitchen​

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Look at how MANY garbage cans this man owns.
I will use myself as an example because my household also has two adults.
It takes us about a week to produce enough to fill one of A GARBAGE BAG, in addition to filling one of the recyclables.
This only confirms my suspicion that Phil Door Dashes almost if not EVERY day.
If you take one of the foam containers that food typically comes in it takes 4-5 of those to fill a garbage bag (2 gallon one). If he has this much garbage he produces A LOT of garbage. This could also mean he does not compact his garbage to fit. We also do not know how much Khet buys, but I venture she is not thrifty either.
The problem solving is hampered by the pay piggies and trolls that DO donate to him. When bailout comes why should he do ANYTHING different.
His chat no extends to being supportive for each other because Phil fails to do this function.
The biggest proof of that is when Phil failed to acknowledge that Rokeno is there to relax, not to hear about his bullshit.
I will offer one more observation as proof. The kitty litter itself.
Phil was comfortable enough not to have this matter for one week. When he says his garbage smells, I believe him. This is because he probably buys the shittiest bags, and does not use the one with odor protection.
In that photo just the green bin in the middle is for trash. He has like 3 bins for recycling, as he has to separate his recyclables, and he can also put out compostables but apparently he just puts those all down his sink drain through the garbage disposal.

He's gotta be ordering takeout at least once a day. I have no idea how his house of 2 adult shut-ins and a cat is so regularly producing mountains of trash.
 
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