Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Johnny Anal Beads said:
He reminds me of the mom from What's Eating Gilbert Grape.
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Boston Brand said:
Even by the standards of right wing spec fiction authors, they're fairly boring.

Tom Kratman, politics aside, is a genuinely nice guy who is pretty knowledgeable about an impressive range of stuff. Avoid politics, and he's the kind of guy you can have a drink with and chat about anything from Russian history to favorite 80s action movies. And again, in the era of Ben Shapiro, Charlie Kirk and their ilk, even his once oddball politics seem tame.

Michael Z. Williamson meanwhile, from my limited interactions, is a bit of a prick. You can usually find him selling knives in a utilikilt at whatever conventions he hasn't burned enough bridges at to not be allowed back... see his hissy fit about Dragoncon for examples for why he isn't allowed back at some. Yet in the crazy world of spec fiction lolcows, he's minor leagues at best.

The worst thing that can be said about either is they're your standard conservative vet bros... and again, pretty tame ones at that, admittedly, Williamson pushes the line sometimes.
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Okay, so. On the subject of right wing spec fic lolcows or potential ones at any rate… ever met David Weber? Military sci fi author, most known for the Honor Harrington series? Because I read Out of the Dark and you can tell exactly where he got tired of writing that book. The ending has to rank as the biggest ass-pull in Sci Fi history.
 
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What a stupid fucking narc. Instead of ignoring everything like a sane human, he has to bring attention to it with almost everyone who'll be present. I feel you've given OnA carte blanche with this attempt at controlling the narrative and I'm looking forward to what they'll potentially have in store. Also, Rick is a fat cunt.
 
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BoomerSperg1922 said:
did they really just put out that e-mail address in public for everyone to see?

they're going to get hundreds of troll e-mails if not more. most of them will probably call him fatrick too.
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The woman who wrote the article (Cylithria Dubois) is the chair of ConFusion; she lost two children to a car accident involving a drunk driver in 1998. Pat was charged with a DUI in the early 2000's, I've been informed that a concerned party has emailed her the details.
 
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Boston Brand said:
To the mad bastards over at Ona, and the lovely lolcow onlookers here..

Happy New Year from your Uncle Boston. You asked for proof of Patty's sales? You got it.

Consider it a gift to the unease you've started to give Sam Delany, Cat Rambo and John Scalzi as well as Fat Pat... throw in some attention towards Mary Three Names, NK Jemison, Jason Sanford, Mike Glyer, Camestros Felapton, and Jeffe Kennedy? You'll really do some damage to SFWA.

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This post has more words in it than Pat has sales of his audiobooks LMAO.
Mr Moonface said:
The woman who wrote the article (Cylithria Dubois) is the chair of ConFusion; she lost two children to a car accident involving a drunk driver in 1998. Pat was charged with a DUI in the early 2000's, I've been informed that a concerned party has emailed her the details.
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How does Pat and his laptop get home from Hooligans every night? Sheer luck avoiding the cops, or does he add more to his sky-high credit card debt?
 
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Oliver Onions said:
Why would Pat offer up photos like this if he doesn't want to get clowned on.
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I'd love to be able to see the world through his eyes for a day, just to experience the mental gymnastics required to maintain the image he tries to project in spite of the way he actually acts. Surely there must occasionally be a dim glimmer of self awareness in his fat alcoholic head when he posts these pictures, but for whatever reason - some toxic combination of narcissism and stupidity - he stomps those thoughts down and carries on anyway.
At this point I can only assume Autism has made him so faceblind he can barely tell the difference between his ridiculous selfies and a handsome pat post.
 
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r00 said:
I'd love to be able to see the world through his eyes for a day, just to experience the mental gymnastics required to maintain the image he tries to project in spite of the way he actually acts. Surely there must occasionally be a dim glimmer of self awareness in his fat alcoholic head when he posts these pictures, but for whatever reason - some toxic combination of narcissism and stupidity - he stomps those thoughts down and carries on anyway.
At this point I can only assume Autism has made him so faceblind he can barely tell the difference between his ridiculous selfies and a handsome pat post.
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Hope you like being hungover
 
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r00 said:
At this point I can only assume Autism has made him so faceblind he can barely tell the difference between his ridiculous selfies and a handsome pat post.
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There is definitely something missing in his brain (or too much of something, such as chromosomes). Someone explained to me once there actually is a phenomena where our eyes distort how we look when we see ourselves in the mirror --because your eye itself is essentially a lens-- which is why it can be so startling to see yourself in a candid photo looking significantly less handsome than you thought you were.

For whatever reason, Pat is missing that last part; no matter how fat, ugly and bald he gets he will always be a fresh-faced 21-year-old full of dreams (and probably cum. Just a fucking ton of cum).
 
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