The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[AssignedEva]

When did you post this number?

Because they've greatly increased in the number of sheep in 2021 and they now have over 200 Alpaca. Also they have ducks and chickens to feed. (Chickens can eat some table scraps safely and ducks cant...)

I also see them lacking literally the easiest thing to feed birds in which is basically a giant round tub on the ground. Also would be nice if the ducks had water even in a premade pond liner but thats very optimistic of me.

The ducks do have access to water, but of course since this is the Tranch it's completely inadequate and done in the most shanty-town way possible:

(This was posted by Neck last summer).

Depressing doesn't even begin to describe it. He has the body some would die (and in some cases died) for and is going to ruin it for... What? Sexual gratification? If he can't have thirsty gays worshipping at his feet, either his personality is more toxic than an anthrax landfill or he is completely, irreparably unhinged.

Either way it is just sad.

I mentioned this in the sideshow thread but basically his particular brand of AGP (i.e. the women he gets aroused by trying to turn himself into) is a roided out female bodybuilder/wrestler. Here's a random example of something he posted as inspo:

He doesn't realise that starting as a woman and trying to grow muscles is not the same as starting as a muscular man and trying to grow tits while keeping his muscles, so is going to completely ruin his body.
(That or he wants to really drag out the sissyfication process by starting from the furthest extreme).

 

[Gentlebastard]

The ducks do have access to water, but of course since this is the Tranch it's completely inadequate and done in the most shanty-town way possible:
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Jesus figure skating Christ. I live in a semi-arid region, and have seen greener pastures during summer droughts.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Discount Danny Devito

 

[Meiwaku]

GOODBYE HORSESSSSS (they're back visiting)

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Spoiler: horse pics

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Spoiler: tractor

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Spoiler: troons and gate

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gift from this company

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[KiwiFuzz]

Where was the gate picture taken? It does not look like the tranch.

Also, those two NPCs look like inbred speds. If I was rolling around in the boonies and came across them, I'd slam my rig into reverse like a scene in a Jack Ryan film. 10/10 cannibal energy.

 

[Questionable Ceviche]

GOODBYE HORSESSSSS (they're back visiting)
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How long before they end up keeping the horses and justifying it as "therapy animals" for their grift?

 

[AssignedEva]

How long before they end up keeping the horses and justifying it as "therapy animals" for their grift?

There's a tradition in Bongland of having donkeys on the beach giving rides to small children (no, I don't know why either) and when they get too old, shipping them off to a donkey retirement farm so they can live out their days in peace. Little old ladies love giving money to donkey sanctuaries.

So they could do that? Rather than claim they're therapy animals, pretend they're a horse retirement farm (although if I was an elderly horse I'd rather get turned into glue than go live on the tranch).

 

[Trombonista]

The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch has won the Julay for Best Lolcow Community!

 

[Old Fart]

The sheer horror of these muppets adopting horses. Please, no.

 

[Bees in the marmalade]

Jack Black is looking rough

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Tell that to the alpacas and field troons, Kevin. [A]

 

[The Final Troondown]

I used to live by a high school that advertised monthly seminars about opioid addiction and gave out Narcan to whoever needed it.

On CVS's website they have a big, bold text advertisement about how you can get Narcan without a prescription. Penny is probably some level of illiterate judging by the shit he posts, so it could be that "available without an individual prescription nationwide" was above his reading comprehension.

Personally, I don't understand why Penny didn't set up a grift fund for a Lakota person and under their name where the money directly goes to them and not have to be handed to them in an emotional, documented-on-video-for-asspats roundabout. Except that was a lie, of course I know exactly why Penny gets the money first.

Because injuns live traditional lives in tune with nature and venmo is filthy white man's technology

--Big Chief Sparrow-Begs-On-Twitter

 

[AMHOLIO]

Jack Black is looking rough

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I feel so bad for those two. They need so much lighting and magic to pass that not even a tough instagram filter would change it, yet Penny got them in the wild looking confused and off their guard, not helping their case either. This one in particular is a step below Phil/Penny on the passing ladder, where no one would ever think this was a chick. Why did Penny ever think introducing trans women to phsyical activities was a good thing when the more labor they do the less feminine they look and less need to apply make up (not that half of them give a shit in the first place).

I wonder if this is Daisy. If so, he's looking chunkier than usual. Seems like their diet isn't just making Penny rounder.

 

[Oxyjen]

This one in particular is a step below Phil/Penny on the passing ladder, where no one would ever think this was a chick.

FFS, when I saw these pics I assumed they were working off-tranch somewhere (the horses, the different tractor etc) and that the grimacing dude was a farmhand reluctantly showing them what to “help” with.

But no, you’re telling me that’s a true and honest woman too. MATI.

 

[bucolic]

Tell that to the alpacas and field troons, Kevin. [A]
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lol at saying this on January 13th. You live in Colorado, bud...winter still has a loooong way to go.

 

[Meiwaku]

Updates:

Remember they said they actually credit carded the tractor? I think they bought it from Penny's grandpa?

Rare daisy and Jarrod

Parking


(Guess money got low since we had to winter Promote lol, they haven't made much)


Gramps has donkeys

 

[Humbert Humbert]

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Rare daisy and Jarrod

The expression on Grandpa’s face as he’s forced to refer to these hulking men as TRUE and HONEST women

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Remember they said they actually credit carded the tractor? I think they bought it from Penny's grandpa?

So whatever the fuck could have happened to their brand spanking new Kubota? I refuse to believe they need two tractors for that tiny land.

 

[Shovel Of Ammunition]

That’s obviously not their land

 

[Oxyjen]

So whatever the fuck could have happened to their brand spanking new Kubota? I refuse to believe they need two tractors for that tiny land.

Hah! Well they’ve actually done something sensible.

1) Got rid of the brand new leased Kubota - probably because Bonnie arranged it and stopped paying the bill.

2) got a sensible $1000 ranch tractor, which is what suits their budget and needs. Probably for free from an old man who will be heartbroken to see it go.