DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

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Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
Balr0g said:
He is a hoarder. Just think about Phils old condo tours where he says "Warning. You arew getting a visual overload." when showing his fully stuffed condo followed by "I am not a hoarder. All this shit is stuff that I use and need!" Yeah he needs those statues. For what? Don't ask questions or you are BANNED BANNED BANNED.

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“Phil, you’re a fucking hoarder… no, I’m NHAT!”

Precisely what any hoarder says. But that was in his bachelor pad, okay? Now he’s got a serious adult house, alright?

 
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gettingthatgrooveback said:
As a very tidy person who makes an effort to throw away the shit that I don't use, I've always found Phil's hoarding fascinating and very amusing.
I would fucking pay money to see how his condo looks like right now. I'm that interested.
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I'm guessing that it is not only "because of the trolls" he will not shown Castle Goutskull anymore.

My guess is that the place looks fucking horrible not only because of all the crap heaped up, but also he has lived there since 2014 and have done fuck all maintenance.
 
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Derich 2nd of coomland said:
I'm guessing that it is not only "because of the trolls" he will not shown Castle Goutskull anymore.

My guess is that the place looks fucking horrible not only because of all the crap heaped up, but also he has lived there since 2014 and have done fuck all maintenance.
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He's said at least 100 times that he can't show his condo because people will analyze everything they see and say it's really expensive and he wasted his money on it. He's actually right, even if for the wrong reasons.

Too bad he can't hoard hair, money, or charisma, he's running really low on all three.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
A ticket to the Woodland Zoo in Seattle is 17 fucking dollars. An annual pass is only $55. I'm sure they allow service animals in free of charge too.

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How ironic is it that two full annual passes to the zoo total less than a single one of his $110.xx WWE Champions pulls?
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Wow you are fucking stoopid. Like fuck you, no seriously fuck you and you can go FUCK YOUR MOTHER. Youre banned. Now that that fucking idiot is gone we can get back to Halo. We don't have to talk about it. Like seriously, these kids don't understand. I work every single day. I HAF TO! If I had 100 dollars, and I don't! When would I find the time! Like if I spent that money that would be negative 200 dollars riiight? Huehuehue fucking kids don't know that adults have to work always.
 
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Derich 2nd of coomland said:
I'm guessing that it is not only "because of the trolls" he will not shown Castle Goutskull anymore.

My guess is that the place looks fucking horrible not only because of all the crap heaped up, but also he has lived there since 2014 and have done fuck all maintenance.
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Its got to be a total pig sty. He admitted to having a toilet in his house that just hanst worked for 2 years, like a fucking troglodyte. If hes lets his plumbing go to rot AND admits to it, just imagine all the gross filthy shit hes not admitting to. I bet jasper has just torn every piece of furniture to shit with year old mystery stains on everything.
 
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DSP is gonna have a field day with this, we know how much he loves Troy. Cant wait for the uninformed rant coming soon.


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SocietyLiver1488 said:
Phil should get into the NFT grift. He could sell an NFT of The Incident, or the time he sat motionless after stream 5 minutes with his arm over his head, the possibility are endless when you have an 11 year legacy to draw from.
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Just imagine how insufferable a crypto-mogul DSP would be. It's unthinkable.

Better yet, imagine DSP trying to explain NFT's or just cryptocurrencies in general for that matter.
 
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Just imagine how insufferable a crypto-mogul DSP would be. It's unthinkable.

Better yet, imagine DSP trying to explain NFT's or just cryptocurrencies in general for that matter.
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I'm laughing just thinking about DSP getting fuck you money rich from NFTs and then becoming even more of a horrible glutton and rubbing it in our faces with daily mansion tours, reciting all his latest purchases at Fred Meyer, WWE Champions, Doordash etc etc. Please god make this happen. Or not whatever.
 
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