The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[Hippopatumus]

I would buy a $1000 tractor on the spot right now. Used 40 year old compact models go for 3-10k right now.

But yeah that definitely isn't a shiny orange Kubota, they must be getting desperate if they unloaded it and picked up a used one.

 

[Everything Beagle]

Where was the gate picture taken? It does not look like the tranch.

Also, those two NPCs look like inbred speds. If I was rolling around in the boonies and came across them, I'd slam my rig into reverse like a scene in a Jack Ryan film. 10/10 cannibal energy.

So many things need fixing, and they paint a gate.

 

[Oxyjen]

So many things need fixing, and they paint a gate.

That might have been a favour done for granps. Fix some things up around the farm in return for the tractor maybe.
Also wondering if the horses belong to him.

I would buy a $1000 tractor on the spot right now. Used 40 year old compact models go for 3-10k right now.

Shit you’re right. Especially with a loader. It’s a while since I bought a tractor..
Still, even 3 grand will be pocket money compared to whatever they paid to borrow that Kubota.

 

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Kevin: “I’ve had trouble processing death ever since my dad died when I was a kid so I might just be weird the rest of the day”

As opposed to us normies who have had people die when we were older and we can just go about our day as if nothing is wrong? How do these exceptional individuals take the most basic human emotions and experiences and try to turn them into their own never-before-felt-by-humanity unique experiences?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

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As opposed to us normies who have had people die when we were older and we can just go about our day as if nothing is wrong? How do these exceptional individuals take the most basic human emotions and experiences and try to turn them into their own never-before-felt-by-humanity unique experiences?

I keep going back to women crossing the plains back in the day.

Your kid dies at 3AM, you bury the kid at sunrise, and by noon you're 10 miles away from an unmarked grave in a place you will never visit again.

But no, troons are the most put-upon.

 

[Retink]

Hah! Well they’ve actually done something sensible.

1) Got rid of the brand new leased Kubota - probably because Bonnie arranged it and stopped paying the bill.

2) got a sensible $1000 ranch tractor, which is what suits their budget and needs. Probably for free from an old man who will be heartbroken to see it go.

The weird thing is you can get most industrial equipment new or used as a lease to own at almost the cost of buying it outright as there isn't a massive market for it like normal cars and the like. Maybe it's different from farm equipment, but at one point I had to compare the cost of buying things like forklifts and such, and the main difference of buying on a lease to own was just that it looked better on an annual budget metric since it was almost the same cost but spread out over however many years.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

With farm equipment, if they had actual friends in the actual community, they could borrow a tractor or whatever from the neighbors. Rent a bobcat for more frequent shit.

Get a business plan you fucking fucks.

 

[: Required]

I keep going back to women crossing the plains back in the day.

Your kid dies at 3AM, you bury the kid at sunrise, and by noon you're 10 miles away from an unmarked grave in a place you will never visit again.

But no, troons are the most put-upon.

I mean, I get that they’re all obsessed with themselves and think they’re morally better than us common cis-trash, but to try and make grief over a lost loved one as another one of his beautifully unique personality traits that defines him is absolutely beyond the pale.

These mother-fuckers simply will not allow themselves to be common. Perish the fucking thought that they might have a connection with the rest of the human race like some sort of base-born peasant!!

I’m just MATI right now, okay? I’m sorry, guys…

 

[Meiwaku]

Grift Funding Updates
Mutual Aids: $5395/ $50,000
Winter Part 1: $235 / $10,000(lol)
Jarrod's Truck: $125/ $6,000 (lol)
Penny's Truck: $1220 /$1500

Grift Funding Updates
Mutual Aids: $5895/ $50,000 + $500
Winter Part 1: $245 / $10,000(lol) + $10
Jarrod's Truck: $125/ $6,000 (lol)+ $0
Penny's Truck: $1220 /$1500 + $0

(Last Calculated: Tuesday 01.11.2022)

Spoiler: Exploitable image of grandpa tractorin

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

I'm amazed these idiots are still alive. Astounding what other people's money can do.

 

[Trout P]

From the post every troon was like "no go here wtf are you talking about" lol.

Makes sense troons would know where to get the antidote for the copious amounts of copium they require.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

The weird thing is you can get most industrial equipment new or used as a lease to own at almost the cost of buying it outright as there isn't a massive market for it like normal cars and the like. Maybe it's different from farm equipment, but at one point I had to compare the cost of buying things like forklifts and such, and the main difference of buying on a lease to own was just that it looked better on an annual budget metric since it was almost the same cost but spread out over however many years.

There's an internal factor with farm equipment: repairability. Newer machines require "official" repairmen, "official" parts, and specialized computer equipment to be repaired, meaning a farmer could face two days of waiting if his shiny new tractor or combine harvester broke down. This massively drove up the prices of older, user repairable machines for a good reason: miss the right time window for harvest and and the crop might be ruined next week. Old banger might not have the GPS or the ultra comfy air suspension seat but it won't lose you a significant part of the crop either.

Buying that older tractor would make sense for someone who's able to maintain and repair it properly without relying on outside help. The fair folk of Tran Ranch are not that someone, they should be better off using new equipment still under warranty.

 

[Plague Flea]

Buying that older tractor would make sense for someone who's able to maintain and repair it properly without relying on outside help. The fair folk of Tran Ranch are not that someone, they should be better off using new equipment still under warranty

Quite so. Particularly as the ranch has no crops (or indeed any plant life) to ruin, unless we count the black mould in the bathroom.

 

[RembrandtCourage]

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In my Kev Dad Dive on his thread I found this tidbit.

I don't know jack shit about anesthesia for fixing but I've owned enough animals to know you CANNOT feed your animals before surgery (or yourself if its a human, so that's my idea on COD and why the cats had such a bad reaction) as neutering/spaying is literally the most common procedure done and a full spay can be completed in 20 minuets by a skilled vet.

TL;DR- All of the cats and puppies of the bigger dogs are allegedly spayed. Tranch is still exceptional with animal care even when they have one (1) vet visit.

Double posting since I can't edit but I checked in on everyone for the night and Jen was kinda thirst RTing this individual and jfc.

Imagine going from Giga Chad to to troon... He's still in chad phase and naturally tweeting about wanting some girl dick . Hes been on HRT 14 weeks now. Yes that's his most recent pic.

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Spoiler: Full images smh hes gonna lose this

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This is more depressing than those giga ugly troons....

Only update today was Alpaca Pics but I'll crossover some Tranch Interactors

This person is via the "ugliest troons you've ever seen" thread as well as "tranny sideshows"
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>Three years
Maybe it's your personality or that you show up as a troon you retard.

Usually Neck and Wedge updates don't make it here but lets just entertain it because I lold and cringed.
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Enjoy the fresh pelleted Tenacious Twitter

Damn. I haven't read up on his story or know anything about his past but what in the absolute fuck lead him to troon out? This is a rare case in which it can be said that it's a damn shame it happened cause usually it's laughable when someone wants to troon. Good body and good looks, but apparently not a good mind.

EDIT: I'm talking about the workout guy, NOT Kevin.

 

[Oxyjen]

Buying that older tractor would make sense for someone who's able to maintain and repair it properly without relying on outside help.

IMO that’s exactly the point if you own a ranch, claim you’re self-reliant and tenacious. Older equipment can be fixed with a hammer and adjustable wrench - and if you can’t do that, give it all up.
They’re not reliant on a tractor for income or survival anyway, it’s a labor saving machine, a luxury (animals can be fed with a wheelbarrow and pitchfork).

This was probably one of the tensions between Penny and Bonny too,

 

[Meiwaku]

This is a rare case in which it can be said that it's a damn shame it happened cause usually it's laughable when someone wants to troon. Good body and good looks, but apparently not a good mind.

Did you just refer to Kevin as attractive???? Kill yourself immediately.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Did you just refer to Kevin as attractive???? Kill yourself immediately.

Giving him/her the benefit of the doubt I think he/she failed to delete most of the quote and was talking about the "giga chad to troon" gym rat guy.

 

[Meiwaku]

Giving him/her the benefit of the doubt I think he/she failed to delete most of the quote and was talking about the "giga chad to troon" gym rat guy.

Ah alright. I thought this was an egg sleeper agent account.

Speaking of the giga chad... The mf is certifiably insane and becoming a fave interaction of Jens. He's VERY cluster B and is like a male version of Kindness (minus the video posts sadly).

Here's Vera WANG being exceptional he wants to be called Vera so I gave him an appropriate last name:

This mf minimum had 10 different drivers 10 different times say "this dude is insane pls save me"

Also Skinwalkingggg.... I started posting him in tranny Sideshows and someone found he has a dicklet and posted it lel. If he met a strong woman who was attractive who he admired he could just aspire to be her as he hates himself.
His issues:

1. Likely gay and in denial so hard it hurts
2. Dicklet (gays are meaner about that than women)
3. Cluster B issues to the max
4. Abhorrent self hatred and projection
5. Body dysmorphia maxxx out

 

[Everything Beagle]

That might have been a favour done for granps. Fix some things up around the farm in return for the tractor maybe.
Also wondering if the horses belong to him.

Oh, OK - I thought it was at their place.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Hah! Well they’ve actually done something sensible.

1) Got rid of the brand new leased Kubota - probably because Bonnie arranged it and stopped paying the bill.

2) got a sensible $1000 ranch tractor, which is what suits their budget and needs. Probably for free from an old man who will be heartbroken to see it go.

Weren't they buying the Kubota with the $117k griftbux they got before?